Thread 149967588

Was she a good girlfriend?

>>149967588 (OP)
No.

>>149967588 (OP)
Was she even a gf at all lol, series ends and she fucks off to get piped by college hunks

>>149967588 (OP)
For Greg she is

>>149967588 (OP)
We never saw much of her in a girlfriend status, for most of the show they are friends, and only in the movie and future we get indications of a relationship.
As for what we get, she run to aid in the figth and.....the ring thing, also a kiss at the end.
So yea a 6/10 for steven, can get better with time....or worse.
A 8/10 for greg, you know that one taste of the murdercock make the ladys adicted.
3/10 for kevin, as she at least find him atractive.

No, Steven should have fucked Peridot
>>149967627
I'm looking forward to this becoming canon and Steven deciding to bang gems instead after finding out

No, Steven should have fucked Peridot
>>149967627
I'm looking forward to this becoming canon and Steven deciding to bang gems instead after finding out

No. Connie used Steven for magical adventures, and now that she's outgrown her childish interests, she's going to leave him behind to ride the college cock carousel.

Wouldn't care less if she is.
All there is to say is that they're better off being "just friends."

Which seat would you pick for this 20-hour flight?

>>149968987
23 to be with Peri and Jasper

No, she was never fat

>>149967588 (OP)
Yes. She made her girlfriend Pearl very happy.

someone post the pic of her in the pink booty shorts.

Is she actually a good character despite having only one episode where she spoke in?

>>149967627
>>149968167
Steven left her to do his own shit, he could have easily still been with her while she was in college thanks to Lion

>>149968987
Seat 8
One of us is leavign pregnant

>>149967588 (OP)
She makes greg very happy so id say yes.

>>149968139
>No, Steven should have fucked Peridot
Stephan should have fucked nobody because he is a fat little faggot.

She gives him sloppy toppy to make sure he doesn't destroy the planet after SU future so I'd say she

>>149972175
>he is a fat little faggot
Can't really disagree here when he didn't try to fuck her even once

>>149967588 (OP)
God Damn open relation...oh wiat wrong show

>>149968987
I was going to ask "Where's Nephrite?" and then remembered she's probably piloting the plane kek

>>149968139
>Si Jajaja Si!

>>149968987
2 easy

>>149967882
Yeah it always pissed me off that never really got to see her and Steven be a real couple

>>149967588 (OP)
Yes.

>>149968987
>surrounded by lapises and aquamarine
Like this is even a question.

why did people mass psychosis an ending where she goes to college to fuck people
like, that doesn't even happen in the show

Connie is genuinely the only girl crazy enough to be with Steven and deal with all of the insane shit that happens to him. Any other girl would've cut ties with him after 1 traumatizing adventure. Connie is a thrill seeker and loves that her boyfriend is constantly having attempts on his life and planet level catastrophes plaguing his daily life.

>>149968987
2 so I can get an icy hot double handjob under a cover.

>>149972950
People want porn of her but not porn of Steven, so they concoct porn scenarios without him.
Sadly, few people have made porn with her, Lapis, and Peridot while Steven was away, which is my favorite scenario.

>>149968987
8 or your homosexual, usually i hate middle seats but being surrounded by lapis' feels like a dream

>>149967588 (OP)
To Greg.

>>149968987
27 best spot

>>149968987
please

>>149972950
You act like the show didn't make it easy. You don't even need to be cuckbrained, cucking is the number one joke made involving LDRs. Plus there was that one rejection scene.

>>149967588 (OP)
I would pretty much prefer her hot Indian mother to be as my gf/wife instead. She was like the only appealing human character from this show imho.

>>149974577
thank you

>>149967588 (OP)
She was just in it for access to magical escapades. She stole his lion and sword because she felt entitled to keep his stuff as spite for not letting her throw her life away in a loosing fight

>>149968987
>2
I don't want to be in between Garnet, there is bound to be some drama going on because these two are not fused and sitting next to each other
>4
Mean Lapis IDK if she would do anything. Worst case she crashes this plane with no survivors with a smuggled water bottle and then the seat does not matter
>8
I think regular Lapis would be listening to music too loud or something like that.
>10
Bismuth is a big gem, I don't think I'd fit
>14
Nightmare seat
>18
Arguably the safest seat, although if Steven and Connie are arguing that could be very annoying
>19
No thanks, if Steven gets involved in spmw bullshit no seat next to him is safe
>23
I'd die
>27
I don't want to bother Greg doing Rose first time in over 20 years
>30
I'd die here too

Ruby's big beautiful ass is designed for a well endowed young man to fuck while her wife watches

>>149968987
Is that the girl from Inside Job?

>>149976229
No that's nice lapis

>>149975902
Bonus is her wife can predict what to do next so ruby enjoys it more

>>149974603
you mean the "rejection" scene where the goddamn 16 year old girl said "no i don't want to get married now, we can get married in the future?"
anon, you know you weren't supposed to agree with steven's proposal plan, right?

>>149974603
>You don't even need to be cuckbrained, cucking is the number one joke made involving LDRs.
That is literally being cuckbrained.

>>149974603
>You act like the show didn't make it easy.
Were we watching the same show? Connie stays with Steven even after the rejection. And said rejection was Steven asking her to become a permafusion. As a teenager.

>>149974228
>choose toxic hoes or you're gay
Nah, gremlins are better wife material

>>149968987
2, then i keep coughing / burping / farting really loudly whilst scratching myself and yawning.

>>149968987
They'll be sitting on my face.

>>149976324
even better if you pull out last second to plaster Sapphhire's face and tits with cum

>>149972950
It's a joke, Anon