Thread 149973045

Post matchups with spooky monsters!

First for FEATSura

>>149973045 (OP)
Naoko (Pumpkin Night) vs Shun Uruma (JNR)

>>149973045 (OP)
Wetted Bed vs Pooped Pants.

>>149973045 (OP)
the only horror matchup that the people want

>>149973045 (OP)
I’d feel so terrible for whoever loses this, they’ve both lived horrible lives, it’s actually crazy how close it is too, they both are connected to the nature across their universes

>>149973045 (OP)
>death battle
>swamp thing can't die, is an embodiment of life

>man-thing
>would only feel swamp-thing's feelings, which is calmness
>is a monitor for the nexus of realities

literally nothing would happen other than they'd be friends and at least one of them is incapable of doing harm to the other

>>149973179
This is the only matchup where "they'd be friends" is remotely viable and would make sense as a conclusion. Reddit trannies try to force this sort of outcome into every battle and throw a hissy fit whenever anyone (except for their chosen hateboner characters like Homelander and Mahito) dies on a show called DEATH BATTLE.

ballot

>Adam Jensen vs Mokoto Kusanagi
They all love the match up anyways and gives it a rooster buck.

>Cyn vs Marie (Skullgirls)
Think skullgirls would be neat to do and has a bunch of fun characters/ideas. Thinks this could be fun.

>Wei Shen vs Lucas Hood (Banshee)
Says it is a little late to play sleeping dogs now, but as that genre of games it is peak.

>Kamen Rider Kuuga vs Ultraman Tiga
Liam wants to go into and learn about Ultraman more than Kamen Rider.

>Henry Stickman vs The Second Coming
wow the community seems to love this one. With how many times they have seen this, they believe it would win a tournament of champions if submitted.

>Inuyasha vs Yato (Noragami)
Chad says it is wild they haven’t done InuYasha episode yet. Thinks it is cool.

>Jingliu vs Feixiao (Honkai: Star Rail)
Says it is weird as they don’t get a lot of same series fights. Says if the submitter scores the sponsorship of Hoyoverse for them, they would do it.

>Rand al’Thor vs Anakin Skywalker
has immediate OOHH about the match up. Says it is interesting.

>Deacon ST John vs Daryl Dixon (Days Gone vs The Walking Dead)
gets the connections.

>Panty Anarchy vs Blitzo
Makes sense as a verses comparison. Says the art would be fun to mash up.

>Kite vs Kinich
They say Genshin is likely much more powerful compared to Hunter x Hunter.

this delay was gay
>Godzilla wins
>they give Hulk the strength and speed advantage but say Hulk is unable to keep Godzilla down thanks to IT
>they confirm that Banner would be smart enough to solve the equation but say his mind and soul are still vulnerable to abilities from higher beings like when Nightmare influenced Banner to commit mental suicide so Godzilla could remove him from the fight at any time
>the reasoning for Godzilla winning is because while neither could kill the other eventually IT would just hax Hulk from existence
>TOBA Hulk and Titan Hulk are black box'd as they're not traditional personalities and were just temporary
>they get rid of the shitty headcanon weakness Hulk had for two episodes as he can now grow in power infinitely, they say he's the strongest characters they've covered so far
>Kluh gets mentioned
goodnight

>Lubu (RoR) vs Kenpachi
Liam explains who RoR lu bu is but thinks Kenpachi would just dunk on him. Ben says kenpachi would be awesome to bring in and is made for this.

>Kamen Rider Den-O vs The Traveler (GI)
Ben talks about a mega cast but only about kamen rider.

>Shulk vs Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)
Sam mispronounced the name of Sandalphon and they all laugh and make different jokes about that.

>Harvey Birdman vs Lydia Lowlife
They never heard of Supervilian Court but love the concept of a court case death battle with wiz and boomstick being guest stars. Says the idea sounds super fun.

>MacGyver vs A-Team
Had a pitch of this. They like the concept.

>Godzilla Battle Royale
Says that would be easy as only a couple would really matter. Ben says for Hulk vs Godzilla, they researched EVERYTHING so that might already be part of the episode.

>Springtrap vs Monster House
Chad laughs at the concept. Says MH is a throwback that brings up nostalgia.

>Kaeya vs Lancelot (Granblue Fantasy)
People do be loving their gacha games.

>Alastor vs Caine (TADC)
says could be fun. Liam hasn’t seen TADC. Ben has no idea how a fight with Caine would even work.

>Alber Wesker vs Senator Armstrong
Gets the idea, with T-Virus vs Nanomachines. Doesn’t know who wins.

>Emperor Palpatine vs Dr. Weil (Mega Man)
They had to explain to Sam that Weil is not Wile.

>Medusa vs Kuchisake-Onna (mythology)
Says Split-Faced Woman likely has a disadvantage if doing a composite of both because of the different versions of Medusa. Fun idea.

>Voltron vs Gamera
Says “Fuck Yes” and it is awesome.

>Megaman vs Powerpuff Girls
See’s the connection but the PPG would dumpster Megaman.

>May (Guilty Gear) vs March 7th (HSR):
Laughs about “Young girls named after months” and stops reading the connections.

>Solar Flair vs Gwendolin (Plants vs Zombies: Heroes vs Balloons Tower Defense 6)
They really want to look into PvZ scaling.

how can hulk stop them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9dDIgz0ZY

>Sora vs Sailor Moon
talked about it before. Makes sense. People like it.

>Megumi Fushiguro vs Fumikage Tokoyami
gets it as “Edgy” but says Megumi isn’t really edgy.

>Lilac vs Spark (Freedom Planet vs Spark the Electric Jester)
done this one before.

>Jacket vs James Earl Cash
Not really a fan of Manhunt, but really loves Hotline Miami.

>Esdeath vs Judar
Says it is pretty “cool”

>Kenji Takigawa/StarNinger vs Boothill (Super Sentai vs Honkai):
They laugh saying you have to be careful saying Kenji’s sentai name. . Loves the design of both characters.

>N vs Emilia (Re:Zero)
interesting combo. Liam doesn’t know N.

>Varian vs Hunter (Tangled vs The Owl House)
Says the TV series for Tangled gets wild. Wants tangled on the show.

>Thrasir vs Zio (Fire Emblem vs Phantasy Star)
Doesn’t know this FE character but says they look buck wild.

>Fantastic Four vs Doom Patrol (Marvel vs DC)
They love this one so much.

Next time: Anya and Bond vs Shou Tucker (SpyxFamily vs FMA)

>>149973193
Novel Kars Vs DCAU AMAZO could probably end like that since Kars has Talk no Jutsu so powerful it could convince the manifestation of a person's soul to betray that person

>>149973201
what's the next time

>>149973198
>Inuyasha vs Yato (Noragami)
Who the FUCK is Yato? Inuyasha’s fight is with Yusuke.

>>149973209
Monster House is for Hello Neighbor.

>>149973198
>Kuuga vs Tiga
Assuming they stick to only their series without crossover if should be even what with kuuga having life wiping the earth statements.
>>149973209
>Den-O vs traveler
I... Actually have no clue where Den-O scales exactly

>>149973250
Minor god that will do ANYTHING for 5 yen. He's got a sword and fights spirits and shit

>>149973045 (OP)
HulkZilla will be somewhat above average but nothing special, maybe a 7/10.

>>149973198
>>Henry Stickman vs The Second Coming
fall guy vs among us 2

>>149973278
Sounds like he has absolutely nothing in common with Inuyasha other than fighting supernatural things with a sword, Yusuke is still objectively his best matchup.

Well him or Dante, but DMC is currently in a weird place where it’s either retardversal or like building level, so my vote goes to Yusuke anyway.

Let's play a little game.
>Favorite episode
>Least favorite episode
>Most overrated episode
>Most underrated episode
>Most reasonable verdict
>Most unreasonable verdict
>Best original track for an episode
>Worst original track
>Best voice acting
>Worst voice acting
>Best line delivery
>Worst line delivery
>Best analysis segment(s)
>Most wanted matchup
>Least wanted matchup
>Favorite animator on the show

>>149973253
Upon further inspection Den-O literally needs cross scaling to debat this one since he caps at town/city level in his series and the Genshin character is apparently planet level

>>149973045 (OP)
you only like this because it reminds you of shrek1 muthufarkin shrek you stupid redditoid

>>149973201
Describe the fight animation

>>149973375
Some random anon who claimed to go to a test screening in an older thread said that they both go to space (likely just the wherever Ultima's true form is and they didn't know if this is true) and Hulk and Godzilla both disintegrate and Bruce Banner is the only one left.

>>149973201
Ultima can fuck with souls?

>*ring ring...*
>h-huh...? who's calling me at 1am...?
>*answers phone*
>s-shadow what do you want at this time of ni-
>SONIKKU get the FUCK on FORTNITE RIGHT NOW! It's time for some late night FORTNITE GAMING SONIKKU C'MON!
>SONIKKU hurry the fuck up and PICK your SKIN you INSECURE FAGGOT!
>EWWW SONIKKU why'd you pick the PINK SKIN?! Are you GAY, SONIKKU? Are you a FAG?
>SONIKKU we're in the lobby now let's-
>Wait what the FUCK? WHAT'S THAT BIG ASS SCREEN? IS THIS A NEW EVENT?
>SONIKKU... Why in the everloving F U C K is there a NIGGER on the SCREEN?
>Why is it talking to me RACE SENSITIVITY and being ANTI-RACIST? What the FUCK?!?!
>What's that SONIKKU? There's a TOMATO MACHINE? WHERE?
>HAHA WOOOOOOOW we can throw TOMATOES at the NIGGER SONIKKU!
>SONIKKU fucking throw tomatoes at the NIGGER on SCREEN NOW!
>HAHAHAHAHAHA eat SHIT NIGGER!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SONIKKU what the FUCK I just got BANNED!!! I got BANNED for a WEEK!
>"RACISM and disrespecting BLM"? What the FUCK is a BLM, SONIKKU?
>Wow, this BLM MAN seems really STRONG! I'M REALLY fucking ANGRY right now so if you could TELL ME where this BLM GUY is...
>He's doing a parade in KNOXVILLE? AWESOME! I can't WAIT to MURDER the FUCK out of that fucking NIGGER! HE got ME BANNED in FORTNITE!

>>149973396
Okay so we're just pulling shit out of our asses until Sunday

>>149973408
Navy Seal Copypasta >)

>>149973045 (OP)
Hulk vs Godzilla will be a double K.O. I can feel it in my very soul.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149973317
>>Favorite episode
goku black vs reverse flash
>>Least favorite episode
chuck norris vs sega sanshiro
>>Most overrated episode
zuko vs shoto
>>Most underrated episode
sabrewulf vs john
>>Most reasonable verdict
john wick vs james bond (not counting hyperstomps)
>>Most unreasonable verdict
tifa vs yang or guts vs nightmare
>>Best original track for an episode
don't know, any one without lyrics
>>Worst original track
anyone with lyrics, especially rapping
>>Best voice acting
ones where they just use in game sounds
>>Worst voice acting
deadpool
>>Best line delivery
goku asking what kryptonite is
>>Worst line delivery
their doctor who doing doctor who references
>>Best analysis segment(s)
shigaraki vs mahito
>>Most wanted matchup
pinhead vs pennywise or freddy
>>Least wanted matchup
streamer game fad matchups
>>Favorite animator on the show
no idea, but i like the 2D more

Who'd you consider the underdog of the Hulk vs Godzilla debate based on how either combatant has been generally discussed in the leadup?

>>149973452
godzilla

>>149973452
neither and it's retarded to think there always has to be an 'underdog' especially when dealing with characters of vague bullshit cosmic power

>>149973452
hulk, it seems like he has all these arguments and then godzilla is like
>toho sent us a cease and desist if he didnt win

>>149973467
Simon was definitely the underdog against Kyle, though, especially since most people were confident that he'd lose even in spite of the hope-posting which was mostly wishful thinking anyhow.

>>149973198
>Panty Anarchy vs Blitzo
P&SwG is too good to waste on that. Even then, Panty and Stocking v Hazbin Adam would be funnier.
But so long as we get to see Vivzieslop characters die horribly, I suppose there’s some value to it.

>>149973235
Amazo is just a machine that follows its programming.

>>149973483
there's always exceptions but even then. the 'underdog' aspect was only ever because people expected death battle to be retarded and kyle had like half a dozen extremely concrete arguments that someone like simon would obliterate him over if you knew anything basic about either character. the match literally began as a stomp match for simon that got warped into a different context due to insane DC niggery

>>149973524
Do you know how DCAU Amazo loses?

>>149973317
>Fave
Jack vs Afro
>Least Fave
Macho Man vs Kool Aid Man. It's the worst episode of the show by a massive margin.
>Overrated
Goku vs Superman 3
>Underrated
Leon vs Frank. Probably the third or second best sprite fight imo.
>Best Track
Emerald Heroes
>Best Line Delivery
"PREPARE TO BE EXTINGUISHED!"
>Worst Line Delivery
The way that Demitri pronounces "shoulders" as "SHULL-DURS".

>>149973209
How the FUCK does Macguyver the pacifist who wouldn't even hold a conventional weapon fight the A-Team each armed with M-16, grenades, bowie knives and personal sidearms?

>>149973495
>Vivzieslop characters die horribly
This'd have the funniest waiting period because 90% of people would be chanting in unison for this to happen regardless of the matchup whilst the Death Battle subreddit would go into meltdown mode and have a new mod announcement weekly about certain subject matter.

>>149973209
>They really want to look into PvZ scaling
oh no but also hell yeah

>>149973317
>Favorite episode
Balrog v TJ Combo
>Least favorite episode
Kratoslopra
>Most overrated episode
Dio v Alucard
>Most underrated episode
Goro v Machamp
>Most reasonable verdict
Mahito v Shigaraki
>Most unreasonable verdict
Kratosura, Raven v Phoenix, or Dantayonetta.
>Best original track for an episode
Game Over
>Worst original track
Ikari
>Best voice acting
Lanipator Vegeta.
>Worst voice acting
Shadow in Shadow v Mewtwo.
>Best line delivery
“Sorry… was that important?”
>Worst line delivery
I WISH YOU GONE FOREVAAH!
>Best analysis segment(s)
I guess Shigaraki’s segment.
>Most wanted matchup
Guts v Samuai Jack
>Least wanted matchup
Henry Stickman v Second Coming
>Favorite animator on the show
Torrian.

>>149973560
They didn’t do that for Homelander, or Mahito v Shigaraki, or Chief v Slayer 2. Reddit Jannies banning people from being mean to the disliked character would be dumb. But their Reddit Jannies, so being idiotic is second nature for them…
It’s not like Vivziepop characters even WIN any of their popular MUs in the first place.

>>149973648
>Replacing ‘Bang’ with ‘Shut up.’

>>149973452
Yeah pretty much neither, it’s pretty 50/50 and nobody has any actual clue wtf is gonna happen when it comes to the scaling (TOBA/Ultima), it’s a dead end and both sides have done equal shit flinging

>>149973648
Yeah but those characters were both totally expected to die and db fans wanted them to die. They may be biased and inconsistent, but db fans can and will get upset over the prospect of a "disrespectful" death, including with Master Chief despite how they all agreed that he would die.

>>149973691
Ah, perfect balance. I for one think this waiting period has been far more tolerable than the past few episodes'.

>>149973695
Probably the brief team-up is what turned people off from the end.
Slayer at that point would have mellowed and realized Chief wasn’t an enemy.
Instead Chief gets further brutalized and his head torn off by the guy he just fought demons with a not even a minute ago.
Had that segment been cut people would have been fine with it.

>>149973701
Oh totally, I would never deny that

>>149973648
the difference is that blitzo is a based queer LGBTQIA2S+ ally rape survivor and extreme amounts of hate against him or any other vivzieshit character is going to get the transwomyn on reddit riled up
remember, they did this for miles

>>149973714
Death battle ends after Blitzo's death causes multiple suicides.

>>149973714
The only people who’d actually be UPSET would be Vivziepop, Brandon Rogers, and their handful of hardcore Stannies that never do much aside wear blackface and be annoying on Twitter. Average Smelluva Butt fan is either underage or doesn’t give a fuck about who would win debates.

>>149973317
>Fave
Kirby vs Buu
>Least
The Boys BR
>Overrated
Alot can go under this imo, but Omnilander
>Underrated
Kirby vs Buu
>Most reasonable
Simon vs Kyle
>Most unreasonable
Gioker or Yang vs Tifa
>Best og track
Ikari or Game Over
>Worst OG track
Idk honestly because I don't relisten to shit tracks, Wild tomfooler E ig
>Best VA
Bowser in Bowsegg
>Worst VA
Miles or Deku
>Best line Delivery
Kratos because you guys seriously burned every line of that video into my mind
>Worst line delivery
Deku or Miles
>Best Analysis
Krasura for pure shitpost fuel, real answer Bowsegg
>Most wanted MU
Jack vs Bane
>Least wanted MU
Alot can fit in here but Sans vs Judge
>Favorite Animator
Moro

>>149973714
I remember some tard saying reddit is better. The shitposts can be annoying here but atleast you guys don't lose your minds over slightly offensive jokes. That Miles shit was pathetic, not to mention jannies shitting their pants over Hulkzilla

>>149973738
Might as well clarify
Bowser line delivery saying so long docter
Miles saying he's the ultimate spider and Deku saying he's the ultimate

>>149973317
too lazy to do all of this, just doing the ones for which I have a clear answer
>Favorite episode
Optimuro, just because I love TF and this one had by far the best choreography out of every DB episode featuring them, aside from that I'm well aware of its flaws.
>Least favorite episode
Friezatron, funnily enough.
All the close combat stuff in that episode looked extremely scuffed, especially the segment with the flail, which to be honest I can understand from DA this time around, cause there's absolutely no way you could make decent hand to hand combat with literal polar opposites when it comes to sizes, and while I don't mind Megatron losing, I do mind that he did it trying to sound smart to get on Frieza's nerves, not because of the idea, but because the execution is the worst example of middle schooler writing DB has showcased in a while.
>"what a FOOL..."
>"die a FOOL's death"
>"you FOOL"
Literally back to back, do these people not know google can give you like 5 different synonyms for that word if you just look them up? Embarrassing.
Crash vs Spyro is a close second though, them using WoC weapons instead of the jetpack or the bazooka is extremely retarded, the twinsanity model contrasts too much with Spyro's and they just shouldn't have used composites for either character, I'm inclined to believe the debate would be a lot more interesting if both characters' arsenals were trimmed to just stuff from their original trilogies.
>Best original track for an episode
Wings of Iron
>Worst original track
Still think it's Infection Perfection despite the argument I had about this a few threads ago, Suit Yourself at least has on beat vocals, that alone puts it leagues above that piece of shit

>>149973850
You're too autistic for even this board. go to hell.

>>149973894
Prime kicking the Gundam in the face and spinning his tire into it was a stroke of genius.

Who'd win in a fight?
Voldemort vs Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2?

>>149973951
My man.
Stuff like that is why I honestly just don't want Optimus being fed to Superman, the size difference once again would not allow for a well choreographed fight with clever use of Prime's kibble like with Amuro.

Could the Viltrum Empire conquer Cybertron?

>>149974120
Which version of Cybertron?

>>149973045 (OP)
You are all Monsters no longer.

>>149974144
>you are all monsters
>says the guy who killed millions from his homeland in a sissy fit
???

>>149974170
Kratos freed Greece from the Gods and now it is a prospering Utopia, Tyr in Valhalla confirmed this

>>149974176
HEROTOS

The subhumans on Reddit think what Ben was referring to could be
>Episode ends with a Hulk victory only for IT to rewrite the ending post-KO, basically a fake KO screen
>Episode splits into multiple timelines where it basically becomes a draw

What's his destructive potency?

>>149974176
And the people he’s killed under his bloodthirsty rampages as Ares’s dog?

>>149974213
The latter seems likely. I think I remember some youtube trickery where the time on a video will keep going after the the time it says it ends so If they can make the fight a perfect loop that'd be a neat way of doing an infinite battle.

>>149974221
all were bloodthirsty barbarian savages working for evil gods like Hades

>>149974222
That works with shorts because well, they're shorts
You can't do an infinite battle here because of the rundown and stuff
I doubt they'd do a fake out because Ultima has to be acknowledged and covered BEFORE the fight even starts and Ben himself doesn't like kicking fandoms when they're down so having Hulk "win" only to be screwed over by Godzilla's Deux Ex Machina would come across as well, a kick to the balls

>>149973731
Even on 4chan the average HBfag would either not care or actively cheer for his death since they think he’s insufferable.

>>149974176
>Prospering Utopia

Until the Ottomans

>>149974226
You’re right, I bet those babies and women he killed were evil MONSTERS. Good thing he TAUGHT them with his blades.

>prospering Utopia
How long did that take again?

>>149974242


Don't worry, Kratos will ask the Sultan to help Greece

>>149974270
This woman? Killed billions (of sperm).

>>149974244
>>149974270
sleeping with and raising evil men makes you evil as well. He would not allow their people to continue destroying the world just to watch it burn for their evil ways.

People do know that Kratos is a hero in the Greek sense, right? He's not a pillar of morals, but a mortal with traits and flaws.

>>149974295
this. Norse Kratos is when he becomes wise and knowledgeable and teaches men to be moral

>we must be better
>*snaps your neck*

Superman is stronger

>>149973045 (OP)
You do not agree that appealing to reality is valid on powerscaling, why do you use real life equations to calc how strong or fast characters are?

>>149974313
he is a monster no longer.

>>149974343
I hate how this cat just stares into my soul…

>>149974343
I-I-I...I DON'T KNOW!

Kratos has become a wise merciful king who teaches us how to redeem evil

>>149974213
My problem with split timelines is that Death Battle sides with who would win MOST of the time
They've said Ganondorf, Mob, Doctor Strange, etc could score wins against the foes they lost to but more times than not the opposition wins
Can Hulk win?
Yeah
Can Godzilla win?
Yeah
But who would win the majority of the time?

I would beat Superman.
I would beat Goku.
I would beat Hulk.
I would beat Rimuru.
I would beat Kratos.
I would beat Green Lantern.
I would beat Featherine.
I would beat Sung Jinwoo.
I would beat Galactus.
I would beat Doomslayer.
I would beat Gojo.
I would beat Sonic the Hedgehog.
I would beat Giorno Giovanna.
I would beat Saitama.
I would beat Kirby.

Who am I?

I find it funny how the “you are a monster no longer” line makes no sense when you find out where it came from. Kratos only said it to Athena’s ghost saying he’s a monster. He specifically says, “I know. But I am your monster no longer.” He knows he’s a monster but he’s not under her or the gods’ control anymore. So him lecturing Asura on being a monster no longer would basically be implying Asura was under the control of some god when that was never the case in Asura’s game while it was in Kratos’. DB just had no fucking clue what they were referencing. So all the “you are a monster” memes are basically Kratos just projecting his insecurity for being the gods’ attack dog.

Me after I get my hands on Kratos the Murderer

>>149974417
I can name 3

>>149974448
QRD on this?

>>149974417
Kratos (Norse edition)...

>>149973201
>Hulk wins
>First, he's a fraud.
>Second, he's from Western media
>Third, he's a capeshitter
> Fourth, his opponent isn't more popular than he is

Goodnight

>Timeline start fracturing
>Various fights being displayed at the same time
For reference
https://youtu.be/9aUowoykENE
>Ultima successfully destroys the Hulk only for the other timelines where Hulk wins the power struggle and/or Banner solving the equation overwhelm and destroy Ultima as a singularity which makes the few versions where Ultima wins fade as well
>Timelines all collapse back into one where Banner wakes up in the middle of nowhere
That's the most generous I can say for a Hulk win that's actually accurate to what Ben said about the animation
I don't even think that's how singularities work

I still don't even see why Hulk vs Godzilla is a thing. They're not similar enough.

>>149974522
Radioactive monsters reborn reflective over the fear of the atom bomb

Godzilla being physically weaker statistically guarantees that he's far more likely to lose. There's only like a dozen episodes where the character who has lower strength/AP wins.

>>149974482
Isn't Godzilla more popular than the Hulk? He certainly has a bigger cultural influence.

>>149974454
Imagine the dude from Sword Art Online, but more wishful thinking

>>149974417
CCC Gilgamesh of course.

>>149974522
Did you see the ballot banter list? Do you think the cretins in the community care?

>>149974555
Hulk is more popular overall.
A popular Frauds from Western media is almost an instant win condition even when your opponent has you completely beat logically.
Yang vs Tifa
Goku vs Superman 2
Toph vs Gaara
Omniman vs Bardock
Kratos vs Asura
There is really few exceptions

>>149974338
>>149974642
Ain't no way Goku is beating Superman, moronic loser

>>149974661
At that point in Goku vs Superman 2.
The current mainstream version was New 52 . A version of superman with no universe level feat.
At that point in time using the current mainstream version of both characters Goku should have won easily, but they decided to use New 52 design and literally none of his actual feats.

>>149974661
Fraudku needed Trunks to use a time machine with future machine to save him. Meanwhile, Superman is unfazed by TIME.

Say it with me, Superman has no limits.

>>149974555
>Isn't Godzilla more popular than the Hulk?
Yes

Soldier vs Sarge

who wins?

>>149974720
Internationally. Domestically not so much.

>>149974522
Hulk is like Sissysura
Godzilla is like KINGtos

>>149974792
Hulk is from Japan like Asura
Godzilla is from the USA like Kingtos.

asura is from india that's why all his fans are jeets

>>149974811
YUP, only jeets would possibly have said he would wn

>>149973045 (OP)
Yujiro vs Jason will break the internet.

>>149974749
Soldier because Rooster Teeth characters deserve to die.

>>149973400
Nothing in the fiction for SP even implies souls exist.

>>149974823
Are you mentally challenged? Nobody on Earth would give a fuck about this.

>>149974823
This would be cool.

why'd they change the VAs for Miles and Deku?

>>149974823
Listroon-tier matchup

>>149973452
Normally Godzilla is the underdog simply due to Hulk getting a lot of ridiculous herald scaling. But the fact that their using Ultima completely flips things around.

We all agree Criss Angel stomps

>>149974843
Why did they do Miles vs Deku at all? The superior east vs west superhero matchup has always been Captain America vs Kamen Rider Ichigo. Hell, I'd even be okay with Spider-Man vs Kamen Rider Ichigo, or the Toei Spider-Man vs Adam West Batman.

>>149974701
Superman fought New Gods, Old Gods, and Brianiac. Are DBtards so disingenuous that they would rather fight a nerfed version of Superman right after their Goku get a new feat?

Superman has no limits

>>149974858
because noone in america knows what a "kamen rider" is, but many shonen brainlets know who deku is

>>149974846
Listroon would probably want something different like Jason vs Junko or Jason vs Carnage..

>>149974858
Torrian or Ismahawk for Rogers vs Hongo?

>>149973894
>>149973951
I liked the concept between the matchup, but not the actual matchup or fight itself.
Amuro wasting all his opening shots, somehow getting hit by Optimus despite a Newtype warning, and losing even the melee on Earth?
It's like with Master Chief, it's just the other guy always winning.

I don't think they'll do a fake out KO where Ultima undoes it's own defeat
I tried looking into the "IT erases timelines where it loses" claims and it's less that Ultima in the Novel erases timelines and more that it concentrates outcomes that are more favorable for it and manipulates probability to do so
If it were that easy than how did Ultima lose?

>>149973695
>>149973709
Nah not really.
It's the same reason I don't like Omni-man Vs. Bardock, the animation is just onesided.

>>149974875
Torrian is likely doing Lightning vs Shulk, Ismahawk said the fight was violent and gory so maybe Punisher vs Dredd

>>149974522
There's some parallels like being allegory for the bomb and ultimately wanting to be left alone. They also both spend a lot of their stories insuring natural order (unless their really pissed).
But using Ultima kinda fucks that up cause it's explicitly not a radioactive being and is actively seeking out conflict. There's no reason parallels there other than generic descriptors.

>>149974881
The opening prologue outright states "It has defeated its own defeats", but I'd say it's up to interpretation if that means he just keeps trying again until he wins.

>>149974863
New 52 matched the same Darkseid who matched Anti-Monitor. Both of which are stated to be unaffected by Crisis events.

>>149974881
I'm looking forward to cope for when you beat it in Super Robot Wars Y like 3/4ths into the game.

>>149974863
X,D remember when people said that this was breaking reality when in reality brainiac was just mentally linked to his alternate selves.
But seriously. What was the point of claiming to use the current New 52 nolimitsman? If all they were going to do was composite him?

>>149974888
It's weird how whenever they do a villain vs villain fight, the debates are always more respectful and dignified and the fights are usually animated and written much better too.

>>149974895
>if that means he just keeps trying again until he wins.
If IT is so powerful why does IT rely on overly convoluted month long plans to destroy a universe and not just nuke it altogether in an afternoon?

>>149974913
Black Adam vs. Apocalypse was so disrespectful it had me wondering what beef the creative team had.

>>149974905
To prove how much of an Ant Goku is.

>>149974823
Battle of the BEASTS. (Yujiro wins)

>>149974897
ok but so did Aquaman and Batman in the same story

>>149974921
It's like building a rube goldberg machine. It's where he finds joy in his work.

>>149974921
Because it likes seeing people struggle

>>149974923
I meant respecful more froma community standpoint, there's nothing wrong with evil guys being cruel to each other on a show called Death Battle. Regardless, I think they just wanted The Rock to shut the fuck up bout himself and his new movie.

>>149974934
Aqua and Batman are not beam clashing Darkseid

>>149974905
was he?
I thought it was just a reference to that page an issue prior where Brainiac shows Superman all their past fights where many different Supermans were punching different hims and is like "BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN THIS TIME!!!"

>>149974897
Sonic the Hedgehog also beat Darkseid. Does Sonic beat Bowser now?

>>149974213
I'm gonna be pissed if this just ends with a weird barely translated, barely explained ability that wasn't even depicted in the anime, when we couldn't even get cool Japanese G1 Megatron stuff.

>>149974941
no but N52 Aquaman did stab Darkseid's eyes out in his first appearance

>True form named IT that's stated to be extremely powerful due to higher-dimensional babble but gets annihilated by a bunch of youngins thinking super hard and BTFOing their weak-ass avatar.
Ultima is just Pennywise 2.0

>>149974950
also in that same story Batman's little batarang grenades hurt Darkseid

>>149974941
Enigma Force Beyonder Cosmic Comic Spider-Man rapes Darkseid.

>>149974953
To be fair it's more like the AI they made became advanced enough to beat him.

>>149973209
>They really want to look into PvZ scaling.
They will give everything Plasma Pea scaling.

>>149974959
why does spiderman need to borrow other people's powers to fight? Is he afraid of being cucked again?

>>149974970
Yee

Is Trigon kicking Darkseid's ass in that one animated movie accurate to the comics power-wise?

>>149974955
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Batman_Meets_Godzilla

Batman victimizes Godzilla too

>>149974970
Darkseid folds to the power of sharing
Preschoolbros all those lessons finally payed off...

>>149974213
If it ends with a draw, I'll be so fucked off.

>>149974120
Which version? Some would fall, others could stalemate, and many others would stomp a mudhole in them. And all bets are off if we start bringing in Alternity.

>>149974963
By all metrics, they should.
You can't even cope with outliers/non canon bios since it literally has the same bio in both of it's appearances.

>>149974983
Deku?

>>149974976
FUARK!

>>149974959
Absorbs spider man

Can someone record themselves singing one of those dbg cuck parody songs in full PLEASE?

>>149974973
No.

>>149974998
Why is his arm an axe?

>>149974120
Regardless of version, I feel like once the Cybertronians are forced to bring out the matrix, the Vitrulimites are fucked. They have no resistance for even the lowballed versions of that kind of soul hax.

>>149974998
Galactus couldnt absorb beyonder Spider-Man so i doubt Darkseid could. This is also Engima force Beyonder Cosmic Comic Spider-Man. He'd have full awareness of Darkseid and his true form. Being able to observe his true form as you or I would read a comic book. Spider-Man shit stomps Darkseid in every universe, Timeline, and reality. Cosmic Comic Engima Force Beyonder Spider-Man making it so he beats Darkseid no matter what in every scenario.

>>149974924
You can very easily make a much larger collage of Superman taking L since he has a longer history and a much longer jobbing record. So I'm not really sure what this is supposed to prove.. Are you
Being satirical?

>>149975027
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6e5Zvi2FKU
Robin and the Titans will help you.

>>149975023
>2 min fanfiction
>Cannot control Godhood
>Weak will
Might as well argue with God Fusion Goku by this point

>>149975066
It's Cosmic Comic Beyonder Enigma Force Spider-Man he'd be able to control the beyonder power thanks to his Comic Comic powers and engima Force.
>Has to run away into fanfiction
Just another sign that Spider-Man beats Darkseid.

>>149975027
>Moving Goalpost
Why don't you do it then. Goku has consistently gotten his ass beat that he might as well be called

>>149975079
>Amped Spider-Man
Yeah, no

Batgos could solve Ultima btw

>>149974913
Probably because Death Battle is in the name.

>>149975086
>Spider-Man was holding back as to not hurt Superbabies feelings
That's a real hero.

>>149975160
>Wake up to reality
Nope

Spider-Man letting Tyrone beat his ass while Paul gets to fuck MJ

>>149974894
There actually is a diagram in the novel showing that Singular Points give off radiation. But it's a loose connection at best.

>>149974953
The "youngins" had nothing to do with it beyond getting Pelops to where it needed to be. Jet Jaguar/Pelops/Jet Jaguar PP were the ones who best Ultima and he could literally only do that by becoming a Singular Point himself, literally making him another part of IT.

>>149975187
That's concerning. Mei specifically says Ultima and the archetype are not radioactive in the anime. Which makes me doubt the idea of the novel version being the same canon.

Ignoring the obvious shitposts here, the way that versus debaters and even general fans of God Of War perceive Kratos is like a fucking cult. The ways that people utterly glaze his character in long-ass essays doesn't happen often to anyone similar in terms of personality or power, people are just maniacally obsessed with how much of a "better man" Kratos is. And btw I'm not joking I'm genuinely shocked.

hulk won't need any equation and they'll say he can destroy ultima just fine with his regular power btw

>>149975203
It seems more like radiation is just a quickly dispersed byproduct of the functions of the Singular Point at most. Probably has no real effects and vanishes too quickly to be noticed.

>Which makes me doubt the idea of the novel version being the same canon.
Exact same writer for both. All the novel does is expand on what was in the show.

>>149975231
Tomimo writes the novel and TV versions of his Gundams too.

>>149975225
>better man

That's people from the Norse Era of games. Pre-Norse games days glaze of Kratos was wild, but it didn't get to the glazing about Kratos' morality being a better man. It was mostly about his brutality and power.

Btw, I do hate Norse fags for implying that Kratos did not have any emotions during the Greek storyline.

>>149975250
If anything Kratos used to have way more emotions. Also I thought people liked NorseTos for being "stoic"?

>>149975203
It's explicitly the same canon. Only real difference (beyond more detailed explainations) is one scene switching PoVs

>>149975282
Then why such a deliberate contradiction?

Why the fuck are you guys always talking about Kratos. Every thread it's "Kratos this, Kratos that" nonstop.

>>149975293
It's not?

>>149975250
Hey look, it's Atreus in God of War 6

>>149975293
It doesn't contradict anything.

>>149975300
It's one guy spamming it and making everyone else's problem

>>149975303
>>149975313
>Anime: Ultima isn't radioactive at all
>Novel diagram: uhhh so about that radioactivity
I guess Mei could just be wrong and all her hair is gonna fall out in a few years.

>>149974858
that's not even close to my question. They're probably going to do your MU eventually if it was on a poll.

>>149975326
It's radioactive in the way everything is radioactive, not in the way super unstable isotopes are radioactive.

Why doesn't Bruce Banner just create an oxygen destroyer?
It wouldn't be Hulk vs Godzilla but still you guys get what i'm getting at

>>149975300
I don't get it either. It's not interesting at all, there's no momentum or progression. It's the same few images and the sake few statements that barely promote discussion. Over and over.

>>149975338
Cause they are insisting on using a version of Godzilla who takes a thing much more complex than the oxygen destroyer to kill.

>>149975300
they buck broken

>>149975300
and it's KINGTOS KINGTOS KINGTOS! *sharts*

>>149975182
>let
Tyrone was just stronger, even without superpowers. No amount of mutations could make up for Peter's yt sissy genes.

>>149975349
Nah, Ultima was also killed by the Oxygen Destroyer. It's why there is a giant skeleton in the basement.
That said, Bruce would have to discover micro-oxygen, research it, realize it can be turned into a weapon, and then make a bomb. Ultima's version of the Oxygen Destroyer is also based off of Archetype, so there are further complications.

>>149975300
It seems like some kids are literally just here for God of War and aren't interested in anything else.

>>149975367
It's not actually the oxygen destroyer, it just looks the same.
It's a device that let's humanity manipulate the archetype for their own use. It's appearance is mostly an Easter egg.

>>149975418
Hulk is not surving the Oxygen destroyer

>>149975367
That previous manifestation was also a much weaker manifestation of Ultima that it intentionally allowed them to destroy specifically by supplying them the means to do so and by letting itself be killed so it could remanifest in the future in a better form. The Ultima we actually see in the series is so much more developed that the same method to destroy it isn't even entertained.

>>149975300
It's a relic from /dbs/ (Dragon Ball threads on /a/). Wherein you have two notorious characters that's a constant in every thread, which is treated more as a joke, with the occasional good faith discussion about the actual character.

Back in /dbs/ before it got called, it used to be Goku v Bejita (Diaper Duo), then it turned into Nuly vs Beerus, which involved into Nuly vs Tienrus

>>149973045 (OP)
I wonder if Bio Broly's look was based on these two.

>>149975081
>Moving Goalpost

Stop using phrases you don't understand. You sound like a fucking muppet.

>>149975439
>Superman is a JOBBER TOO! BUY NARRATIVE THAT GOKU BEAT SUPERMAN
I used it correctly, little fly

>>149973317
>Favorite episode
Bowsegg
>Least favorite episode
Kratosura. This was an abortion beyond the usual norm. Shadow VS Mewtwo is probably the next closest and that ep was basically unfinished.
>Most overrated episode
Goku VS Superman 3 I guess? The first one remains the best.
>Most underrated episode
Xeno Trunks VS Archie Silver
>Most reasonable verdict
Kylemon
>Most unreasonable verdict
Kratosura or Tifa VS Yang. Similar reasons. Made up bonkers bullshit for both then went "okay they've never done anything even close to that level...but that doesn't mean they couldn't!"
>Best original track for an episode
Hard to pick. For me its a tossup between Game Over, Spiral of Emotion, or Final Formers with more lenience toward the latter two.
>Worst original track
Offhand none really stand out much for this so will just go for Reidi from Kratos VS Asura. It was bad as a battle track, especially for what the matchup flavor should have been.
>Best voice acting
Mahito though I'd have to listen to more for a fresh take.
>Worst voice acting
Deku
>Best line delivery
Either Kyle's Green Lantern Oath, Simon's "It was me!". or Silver's "I told you...It's. No. USE!"
>Worst line delivery
"I wish you gone! ForEeEevVERRRRR!"
>Best analysis segment
As a whole? Probably Bowsegg
>Most wanted matchup
Lord English VS Superboy Prime
>Least wanted matchup
Offhand, I guess Lucina VS Grovyle as far as ones that have been talked about or having gotten some push.
>Favorite animator on the show
MORO

>>149975418
Oh no, the Orthogonal Diagonalizer is explicitly based on the Oxygen Destroyer that was used to kill the previous incarnation of Godzilla. The original OD was also apparently impossibly complex and hard to understand, and no one has been able to replicate it.

>>149975464
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1mvs8wq/skyrim_vs_dark_souls_is_the_most_lore_heavy/

You browse reddit don't you, anon

If you scaled every Godzilla to the same size, Final Wars Godzilla would body Ultima. FW Godzilla should be the immediate wincon against Hulk.

How does he compare to other Godzillas

>>149975493
NTA, but in the modern internet it is basically impossible to avoid reddit.

>>149975493
Not really sure what you are referring to specifically. It was just answering the original post.

>>149974555
Hulk gets tons of references. The term "hulk out" is based on him for example.

>>149974451
Yujiro is a meme from a bad manga that people only like in a "so stupid while trying to be serious its funny" kind of way. He's also tranquilizer and net tier.

>>149974555
It's hilarious if you think about it, considering how 99% of godzilla media is straight up garbage that barely anyone has seen

What franchise do you think Death Battle overwanks the most (aside from God of War)?
Similarly, what do they downplay the most?

>>149975514
He probably has less fraudulent universal scaling than Ultima since my Digimon are actually that powerful, not... "Wait 3 hours and I'll get back to you" powerful.

>>149975577
>Similarly, what do they downplay the most?
God of War.

>>149975560
>t. Generic Anime Magic Highschool number #578 fan
Don't even compare your shit show to Baki

>>149974973
Trigon is not on the same level as Darksied. Trigon is just some Demon Lord, granted he does have all the evil sinful energy of 99 Galaxies. He's strong, but tertiary media(animated film, video game tie-in comic) misrepresent him egregiously. He's definitely not a match for Myxsptlk. Darksied can fight the Anti-Monitor, which is a Crisis Level threat. No way everyone was ending a Crisis Threat every time they fought Trigon.

>>149975428
Welp, guess the Japanese could solo in character Hulk with prep time, then fuark

I give up, this mountain is too heavy for me

>>149975577
Overwank: Jojo (which is a shame because unorthodox abilities and strategies take priority in-universe, so powerscaling faggotry feels antithetical to the writing style imo).
Downplay: Power Rangers, probably.

>>149975628
Goku...

>>149975182
>Tanks hits from The Rhino and can give hits in turn
>Can lift trains over his head
>Held up a collapsing Skyscraper
>Expects us to believe Civilian fists can beat Spider-Man to death
Spidey would have felt nothing and those Civilians would have broken their hands and feet punching and kicking him. Spidey would have felt super bad about it. Obviously a hit piece.

>>149975642
Reminder that Spider-man was CANONICALLY knocked out by Aunt May in one hit when she was working as Doc Ock's maid

>>149975597
Did you reply to the wrong Person?

>>149975574
The Showa era is what most people associate with Godzilla, and people generally just think of it as a "Cool lizard blowing things up" franchise. To be fair, that's also correct.

>>149975642
soft yt fists maybe, but Paul and Tyrone would work him over with ease

>>149975560
You could not have picked a more cookie cutter secondhand opinion. Baki's a good manga. The Childhood Saga leading up to the Maximum Tournament is some of the best fighting manga content out there.

>>149975642
This is serious NIGGER downplay. How can you sleep at night, diminishng the accomplishments of DELICIOUS SWEATY BUTT NIGGERS with you bigoted statements? These CHIMP NIGGERS beating Spider-Man to a pulp are simply enacting repercussions for Peter Parker's racism due to him being born as a white man. And white men? Yup, they owned slaves. If you'd like to know more, please please PLEASE watch my official documentary entitled: BUCK BREAKING!

>>149975428
Hulk is gonna inhale that IT faggot and then fart it out of existence while his lizard ass cries

>>149975577
Overwank is hard to say since they overwank pretty much everyone now. I guess excluding God of War and the main offenders (capeshit and dragonball) probably Jojo? At least post Jotaro VS Kenshiro.

>>149975611
He's pretty strong

>>149975642
Deku would be around the corner and beat his ass for being a menace to society

>>149975577
Pokemon is simultaneously overwanked and underwanked. Too much shit gets creation trio scaling in fan's eyes, that really shouldn't. People assume legendaries are all created equal when they are not. But then actual crazy shit like Necrozma destroying all stars within visible range Hoopah being able to summon and control pretty much every other Pokemon besides Arceus (including the creation trio and stuff that shouldn't exist like A Kyuren than can change forms on its own) gets ignored cause that shit isn't as popular.

>>149975661
>Tyrone posting cuck fantasies when Luke Cage's wife Jessica Jones was canonically fantasizing about railed by Peter Parker in high school
Classic projection. Spider-man may be cuck and canonical grooming victim, but he has never let a negro get uppity with him

>>149975692
The three Spider-Man actors (Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Tobey Maguire) should all run a train on Obama and his husband tonight on my TELLYVISION.

>>149975642
Daredevil has beat up Rhino easily
lifted 1 single cart in his greatest feat ever, as people have lifted cars
held up 1 roof while debris fell outside

>>149975692
nah man he's extremely deferential with miles lmao

If Spider-Man is so strong, post him knocking out the Hulk.

>>149975692
Luke Cage canonically plowed Black Cat on his couch and cucky peter has to live knowing she's canonically BLACKED
also MJ and Gwen Stacey canonically cucked him with BBC too

>>149975683
Wow he sure sat in that chair like a Boss. Everyone in that room is nothing to the Presence. Here is the end of that sequence where The Presence negged Trigon and everyone in that room. Trigon had no chance against the fucking Presence.

>spider self-inserters trying to insult their black kings when all all his love interests have been dicked by black cock in canon
Don't make me post it

NIGGER RAPE NIGGER RAPE BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! CHIMP FUCKING CHIMP FUCKING DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!!! WHEN SPIDER AMN'S AROUND, WHO'S HIS WIFE FUCKING????/ A BIG BLACK DONG!!! a BIG BLACK DONG!!!!!! A BIG BLACK DONG!!!!!!!

>>149975738
….deku

>>149975738
it's funny cause it's canon

>>149975734
MJ broke up with Paul btw. Spider-man wins

>>149975738
Hahaha based Deku

KIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS

Post this general not being homosexual.

Does anyone have that one Game Over parody from a couple threads back?

>>149975750
Paul pumped and dumped that several times a day for years, btw
have fun scooping Paul's cum out dat puussee, cucky pete

>>149975758
The general is in its cuckposting phase right now. The homosexuality comes later.

>>149975574
Your seethe is palpable capecuck.

Did someone say HULK SMASH

>>149975758
I......... I FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!

>>149975766
>Thor/Enchantress
Sif-bros........

>>149975574
But enough about Hulk.

it's proven that if a woman takes a cumshot that male becomes a permanent part of her dna
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5726892/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegony_(inheritance)
it makes any future offspring they have look like the ex who came inside her

>>149975766
Seethe, asshole.

I don't see you shitting on Catwoman, and any other cape character. Paul will literal be memory holed as a nothing character like the early version of Batwoman. Or the time Nightwing got memory loss.

Spider-man won.

>>149975766
Why are comic book writers just shippers 65% of the time?

>>149975793
nigga that's a a bullshit study, humans aren't cats

>>149975766
Rouge sleeps around, Enchantress sleeps around, Jessica sleeps around, Medusa sleeps around, and MJ sleeps around. Is there any Marvel woman that doesn't sleep around?

>>149975803
despite some brownoid's cuck fantasies Sue has never outright cheated on Reed

>>149975797
by letting another man fuck her and cum inside her pussee several times a day for years?
Kek i'm on my way to show your crush a good time and help you "win" too lil bro

>>149975820
>Polish pedophile meltdown

>>149975812
Yes she has. Even the writers say she has. Even Gwenpool says she has. Even SHE says she has. Mark Millar literally went on Wizard magazine just to say she likes giving Namor blowjobs.

You're a Rivals tourist

>>149974555
I think so. Most people have never seen a Godzilla film or, I'd imagine, even recall a Godzilla suit. But he's still instantly recognizable by name alone as the ultimate face of his genre.
I think that puts him a notch above the Hulk, whose medium is more mainstream and global

>>149975820
No one will ever remember Paul, you Polish Pedo. Go suck Russian cock.

>>149975801
it's written "niggER", twitter tranny

And it's been shown again and again in humans. MJ's brain and ovaries are both swimming in Paul's sticky cum

FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

>>149975784
Shouldn't have taken horse cock then. This broad was having sexual thoughts about Beta Ray Bill the day she met him. Dumb bitch

>>149975793
>Paul has forever and thoroughly marked MJ with his cum
lmao enjoy your sloppy seconds if they ever write you back together Petey

The Watcher was a hero... I just couldn't see it...

>>149975689
I feel like this also applies to Dragon Ball in a weird way. They'll gladly wank up numbers, but they'll also insert random weaknesses or misinterpretations of the text.
Like Omnidock insisting Super Saiyan has a stamina issue when the main issue of Super Saiyan Grade 1 is that you can't maintain it while mentally calm. But at the same time using hard to justify reference frames for speed and power to make Death Battle's interpretation of Namek saga characters faster nearly every other mention Death Battle has referred to.

>>149975838
except MJ's poor worn out vagina hole oh nonononono

>>149975850
Paulbro btw don’t know if that matters

Kratos won.

>>149975857
>>149975689
Obvious samefag. Meet Jesus at some point in your life.

>>149975855
What does this writer have against the Phoenix Saga and Onslought?

>>149975812
As soon as Sue saw that bulge in Namor's speedo, it was over for cucky Reed

Paul vs. Lucas Simon, who wins in the battle of the BVLLS?

>>149975849
I think the antichrist will be born of a woman who's had sex with a man of every ethnicity in the world

>>149975876
I'm pretty sure that Phoenix panel comes from the reveal that the person in the Phoenix saga wasn't actually Jean and was just the Phoenix taking her form

>>149975820
PLEASE HELP ME TOO!
I am a Spiderbro and I love other, superior men showing girls a good time

Why did Miles want Peter's dead girlfriend

>>149975812
Namor, literally Namor.

>>149975884
Kamina Sama

>>149975884
Lucas Simon, Kyle’s BVLL

>>149975896
and Doom
>but it doesn't count cause she's amnesiac
yeah but Doom still got his nut in her lol

>>149975887
I see.

>>149975893
Writers have no clue what to do with him

>>149975885
Maybe the antichrist is said woman? Unless the bible states that it has to be a man? I don't see how it would be too shocking if the former was possible.

>CUK KEK CUK NTR NTR NTR NTR
at least keep it on topic. Which of these two are the bigger cuck
It's the Hulk he's the cuck

ARGHHHHHHH I HATE MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS I NEED EVERY SINGLE FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO BE A KEK OR ELSE I'LL LOSE MY MIND!

>>149975855
Kek I forgot about SMASHED and SLAMMED Wolverine

>>149975914
Paulbro btw don’t know if that matters

>>149975866
FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

>>149975893
Miles is literally Peter's hand-me-downs: The Character

>>149975914
Peter…

Why doesn't Godzilla just absorb Hulks gamma radiation?

>>149975914
Paul the Polish pedophile…

>I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!
>AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU!

>>149975914
KirkGOD

>>149975871
I'm the Pokemon guy and I literally don't even think Super Saiyan Bardock should even come up in a normal Bardock match in the first place, so no.

>>149975914
I think polyamorous people and cuckolds are worse than gays, trannies, furries, prostitutes and adulterers combined.

>>149975913
You know, I think I've seen more people talk about Godzilla and Mothra than Bruce and Betty, and Godzilla and Mothra aren't even a couple.

>Cuck
>NTR

How come Ramona and Scott doesn't get blasted for this? Is it because they're more likely to cuck someone else?

>>149975913
>Bruce Banner has been raped multiple times but never cucked
>Hulk has never been raped but has been cucked several times, most vicious one done by his own alter ego of Banner
Duality of man

>>149975871
Why would it be the same person? The format and cadence are way different.

>>149975947
Offended? Good. You'll HATE my new podcast!

>>149975952
because the only people who liked scott pilgrim vs the world are fake nerds

>>149975912
The Beast, the Man of Sin, etc, etc, is male as far as I'm concerned. You might want to look at the Whore of Babylon
And why am I talking about this.
>Women can be the Antichrist too!
>Equal opportunity Antichrist!
WTF! Just STFU with this feminist bullshit!

>>149975950
The thing about Bruce and Betty is that they've cucked each other multiple times but it's hard to make fun of that because it's a core plot point how dysfunctional their relationship is and how terrible both are so they always keep coming back to each other.

>>149975952
You expect Ramona to be a gigawhore going in

if you want a complete history on Namor:

an already married Sue left Reed for Namor in Lee’s Fantastic Four

in 1234, Morrison said that they had a sexual relationship when her and Reed were together, but before they got engaged
Same issue as Namor said to her face that he was going to cause Reed's death just to own her pussy and she didn't get angry (oddly, she seemed aroused)

in Byrne's The Sub-Mariner, Sue was having sex with Namor behind Reed's back when he got stuck in the Negative Zone (they weren't even in a bad phase at the time, she was already the mother of his children and did it just because)

In Civil War Sue was having sex with Namor the entire arc. This was in exchange/payment for his fishman military to beat up Reed’s side, but really it was because she wanted to cuck Reed because he pissed her off
>b-but maybe they were just making out and grinding!!
Mark Millar did an interview for “Wizard” while Civil War was being published where he said she was paying him with sex, but it should be obvious already

in Namor #50 by Glenn Herdling, Reed is presumed dead for a while and in that time Sue inmediately jumped onto Namor’s cock and was furiously fucking him without any grieving period. This was in the days she wore the slutty ‘4’ suit. They broke up when Reed turned out to be alive, but had one last fuck goodbye under a waterfall while knowing Reed was alive. Issue ends with them passionately making out well in the knowledge she is not a widow.

In the Illuminati series by Bendis, Reed admits whenever she’s mad at him Sue always leaves the Baxter building “secretly” without saying anything and doesn’t come back until the next day, but he knows every time she does that she’s cheating on him with Namor. Namor confirms it but then he says it’s Reed’s fault for being bad to her lmao


want me to do Doom next? The Franklin n Valeria Reed is currently raising are not even his, they're Doom's kids he fucked her with in Secret War

>>149975964
Scott Pilgrim is like Deftones but for comics and cartoons in terms of fan demographic and perception.

>>149975947
I am the Bardock guy, I just was using him as an example. Vegeta's Forced Spirit Fission was also misunderstood, he doesn't need to hurt someone for it to work. He just has to be able to land attacks at all.
Granted, the speed that Death Battle upgraded Thor to, it wouldn't have mattered, but still.

Godzilla's impending victory is, ultimately, emblematic of his victory and rising star over western sloppery. Even the shittiest, most cheap and shoestring kaiju movie is made with more care and artistry than anything coming out of Yidsney or Hollywood.

>>149975972
I mean Ramona has 6 dudes, and 1 girl under her belt. Scott has 3 chicks, potential one more chick (Lisa), and maybe fucks Wallace.

>>149975986
>>149975958
>>149975947
They literally all talk the same. Fucking clones.

that time Namor turned into a black guy then fucked and came inside Sue and impregnated Sue 5 times with his BBC and she gave birth to 5 of his black children.

Just letting you all know that GODzilla solos your verse.

>>149976006
spiderman's crushes' pussies have all tanked a BBC EACH so they can nosell Godzilla's attacks!!!

Why is the Tienbro here?

GODzilla WON.

>>149975987
TRUTH NUKE!

>>149975927
Hahahah

>>149976012
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

>>149975992
Okay dude, cry about it.

>>149976012
i'm a spidermanbro actually

>>149975969
Should I read these? I do like the few pages I've seen from them. Do they require other runs to understand?
>>149975987
As silly as Godzilla can be, I always appreciate how it is unique in that silliness.

>>149976024
KEK

Superman is realer than Godzilla

>>149976024
Tienbro....just because you lost in /dbs/, doesn't mean you get to lash out on us....

>>149975992
Okay dude, cry about it.

>>149976016
>>149976005
NIGGER RAPE NIGGER RAPE BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!! CHIMP FUCKING CHIMP FUCKING DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!! WHEN REED RICHARD'S AROUND, WHO IS HIS WIFE FUCKING????? / A BIG BLACK DONG!!! A BIG BLACK DON!!! a BIG BLACK DONG!!!

>>149976033
Godzilla is based on dinosours while superman is an alien that just so happens to look exactly like humans.
Godzilla is far more realistic

>>149976043
CAAAAAANNNOOOOOONNNN

>>149976033
Godzilla is literally real and is Japan's ambassador.

>>149976026
>Should I read these? I do like the few pages I've seen from them. Do they require other runs to understand?
Immortal Hulk is a really easy comic to recommend, even /co/ mostly liked it as it was ongoing. One of its strengths is that you don't really need outside context to read it, it references and pulls from the Hulk's entire history but it always explains what it's referencing so you understand what's going on, you shouldn't have any issues. The omnibus compiles everything into a good reading order and is available on readcomicsonline if you want to check that out.

Toh Enjoe is actually Godzilla's pseudonym, which is why Ultima is so absurdly strong.
This also means that Godzilla has a PhD in physics...

>>149976058
GENIUSZILLAAAAAAAAA

>>149976052
Thanks, anon. I'll give it a read when I can. I heard there are some silly politics, but I can usually stomach that kind of thing.

Outside of that one dubiously official tranny short, has the Godzilla franchise produced anything nearly as cringeworthy as that one "you really pissed off those puny little humans" Hulk panel?

>>149975910
Make hus suit explode

>>149976066
Ewing is very leftist and is blunt about his politics in his work. I don't mind it but it will bother some people.

>>149976024
>Black cuck cant keep Peter off his mind
The Human Spider cucks blacks daily.

>>149976052
The biggest issue with Immortal Hulk is that it is written in a manner that would be conclusive, but in the sphere of status quo renewal that are the Big Two.

>>149976068
one time Godzilla crossed over with Marvel which makes him gay minimum by association

>>149975952
You have to be into, or unbothered by that stuff to even endure that series.

>>149976068
Officially, no. Godzilla has endured for 70 years and has not produced anything nearly as cringe as what Marvel or DC puts out every month.

>Marvelfags across the internet are fucking seething about Godzilla canonically no selling 616 and are begging Death Battle (the fanfiction web series) to prove he’s a “fraud”
Imagine getting your ass kicked in canon and crying to the same web series that did Yang vs Tifa to save you.

>>149975914
Shut up Kahn Jr

>>149976080
NIGGER RAPE NIGGER RAPE BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!! CHIMP FUCKING CHIMP FUCKING DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!! WHEN GODZILLA'S AROUND, WHO'S HIS WIFE FUCKING??? A BIG BLACK DONG! A/ biG BLACK DONG!!!!!! a BIG BLACK DONG!!!!!!!!!!

>>149976078
Strange claim, because last i checked every single one of his love interest canonically got FUCKED by Black men while cucky petey cried like the manchild we know he is

>>149976097
YIKES

>>149975952
Ruined a generation.

>>149975950
Monsterverse Godzilla and Mothra are as close as the two have ever come to a mated pair without actually saying it. The irony is that they have a better more functional relationship dynamic than literally any capeshit character despite that.

I sleep well at night knowing there's people out there who read comics for specific panels and scenes they can take out of context like a battleboarder, except instead of looking for feats they look for cuck scenes to post on 4chan. It's wonderful how diverse the world is.

>>149976097
NIGGER RAPE NIGGER RAPE BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! CHIMP FUCKING CHIMP FUCKING DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!!! WHEN SPIDER AMN'S AROUND, WHO'S HIS WIFE FUCKING????/ A BIG BLACK DONG!!! a BIG BLACK DONG!!!!!! A BIG BLACK DONG!!!!!!!

>>149976092
Are you talking about the Godzilla Kills the Marvel Universe comic? Marvel fans don't take _____ kills the Marvel Universe stuff seriously.
Godzilla is not nearly as OP in the other Marvel crossovers they are are doing now.

>>149976086
This is kino

>>149975952
Dame this show sucked. Sad they didnt just adapt the comic with the comic ending. Just stuck with this shit forever.

>>149976024
Uhhhh wtf?

>>149976086
That's it? Looking rough for capeshitters these days if this kino is the best you can provide.

>>149976086
>>149976125
This is from the best Godzilla movie unironically.

>>149976116
>I sleep well at night knowing there's people out there who read comics for specific panels and scenes they can take out of context like a battleboarder, except instead of looking for feats they look for cuck scenes to post on 4chan. It's wonderful how diverse the world is.

Huh, thanks for reminding to re-read Tom King's Batman run.

>>149976123
>Godzilla is not nearly as OP in the other Marvel crossovers they are are doing now.
He kills literally the entirety of Asgard including all the ones with cosmic/Abstract scaling and even a massively amped Thor only manages to get a mutual kill. What are you talking about.

>>149976123
People on the storytime thread, various subreddits and Xitter were angry as fuck the last day or so. This is canon to 616 so they’re actually upset.

>>149976132
NIGGER RAPE NIGGER RAPE BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! CHIMP FUCKING CHIMP FUCKING DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!!! WHEN SPIDER AMN'S AROUND, WHO'S HIS WIFE FUCKING????/ A BIG BLACK DONG!!! a BIG BLACK DONG!!!!!! A BIG BLACK DONG!!!!!!!

>>149976116
what's out of context about this panel again anon?

Because to me, it looks like 3/3 of cucky peter's crushes got plowed by black men in canon.

>>149976151
ZOINKS

>>149976113
>Godzilla's moth wife just comes back to life whenever she dies
>Belongs to him so much that she "evolved" to have his eyes on her wings

>>149976145
That's literally less powerful than he's depicted in Godzilla Kills the Marvel Universe, you haven't made a contradiction. He's literally stronger than beings stronger than Thor in that.

>uses the word cucky
>RTHs after 30 seconds to post "ZOINKS" or "YIKES"
Wait a minute.....

What does RTH even stand for?

SPADErman
SPADErman
got kicked out of the Klu Klux Klan

>>149976177
>ZOINKS or YIKES
Shaggy?

>>149976184
replies/replying to himself

>>149976165
Yes, and Godzilla Kills the Marvel Universe is considered canon where Godzilla vs Thor isn't. And yet the latter still depicts him as a cosmic threat. Marvel has been very consistent in depicting Godzilla as a juggernaut that folds cosmic beings in every crossover they've done, regardless of canon.

>>149976206
Ahh, thanks.

>>149976209
Powerscalers forgetting that Godzilla upscales every setting he gets placed into is funny.

>>149976151
Milesbros...

Why did it take this late in the wait period for the cuckposter to show up again? Would have thought Hulk in particular would have been a prime target.

>>149976097
>Everyone one of these women would rather be fucking Pete and the blacks were their back up
Everytime. Peter is the master of cucking blacks.

>>149976244
Fortunately, GODzilla and CHADulk are too cool to be associated with cuckposting

>>149976244
Didn't some people mention that apparently the cuckposter also hates Aang and used to post in the Avatar threads? That will probably be the main thing taking over these threads whenever Aang vs Traveler happens.

>>149976033
>Superman is realer than a guy in a rubber suit
Next you'll tell me he's realer than a cigarette brand

>>149976276
Why do bitches love Spider-Man so much? Hes a dweeb and white.

>>149976272
Let's test it out.

ENTEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>149976302
Post The Last Airbenders box office NOW

I think I would faint if I ever saw a vaginia in real life

>>149976276
>racist Peter committing cultural appropriation
no wonder Miles hates him

>>149976309
>quoting a tvtropes poster

>>149976177
>He bought a pass just to samefag
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

>>149976309
Post your pic's lasting cultural impact NOW!!!

>>149976252
>Black men FUCK and spurt black cum in all of your girls pussies
>b-but look at this one time i think a girl flirted at me...
lol. Don't worry Cucky Pete after i'm done with your girl and your mom this evening you'll be a "master" too lil bro...