Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:19:15 PM
No.149979870
>WHERE ARE THE CAKES?
>Cakes?
>The cakes, Luthor! When no one was looking, you took forty cakes!
>I have no clue what you're talking about.
>That’s as many as four tens, Luthor. That’s terrible.
>I don't know what cakes you're talking about. Ma Hunkel’s cookies and cream chocolate cakes.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:40:38 PM
No.149980206
>>149980231
Do cake tables really exist?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:42:16 PM
No.149980231
>>149980206
But of course. And Lexcorp makes the best ones.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:42:51 PM
No.149980236
>>149980516
>>149979806 (OP)
"Superman look over there!"
*skedaddles*
What did he mean by that?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:43:08 PM
No.149980242
Maybe savoury snacks are the real punk rock.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:49:52 PM
No.149980340
>TELL ME WHY SUPERMAN PEANUT BUTTER TASTES SO GREAT
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:32:50 PM
No.149980892
>>149979806 (OP)
Lois: Thats too many cakes! LUTHOR! Its too many cakes!
Superman: Thats a shame
> Audience laughs
> Seinfeld outro
I don’t get this reference
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:49:58 PM
No.149982044
>>149980741
Well we know the answer to this now unfortunately.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:51:05 PM
No.149982057
>>149982166
>the scene where Superman goes out of his way to save a single cupcake from the kaiju rampage
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:58:30 PM
No.149982166
>>149982057
That was a weird ass moment.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:06:25 AM
No.149982282
>>149982314
>>149983303
>>149979806 (OP)
An actual fun reference, so of course Gunn didn't do it in favor of his own self-absorbed crap
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:08:58 AM
No.149982314
>>149982282
Self absorbed? What do you mean by this?
El Barto
8/22/2025, 12:10:14 AM
No.149982331
>>149979806 (OP)
all of this is built on envy btw
HIS mom never gave him any cake when he was young
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:10:13 AM
No.149983303
>>149983406
>>149982282
it's too early for the cake plot. that's phase two or three material.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:45:00 AM
No.149983720
>>149979806 (OP)
Was it cathartic when Krypto smashed into the cake table?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:15:13 AM
No.149984120
>>149984604
I don't know if Gunn meant this 100%, but something about the dramatic music combined with the slow zoom in on Lex's face as he dead serious says 'secret harem'. It's absolutely something Lex would say but it's so absurd and out of nowhere. I laughed like a dumbass in the theater.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:11:53 AM
No.149984990
>>149985345
>>149984953
Justice League: croissants on infinite hearths
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:15:12 AM
No.149985050
>>149984604
You're the only human being on the internet.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:31:05 AM
No.149985305
>>149985479
>You will be the greatest cook on that planet, and the best hope of restarting our baking goods company. The people there are simple and profoundly confused. Weak of mind and spirit and body. Lord over the planet as the last chef of Krypton.
>Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to line-cook for you, Kal-El. Take as many female sous chefs as you can, so your pastries and Krypton's might and delicacy will live on in this new frontier.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:35:17 AM
No.149985373
>This is why you don't create a damn Hot Pocket universe!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:03:34 AM
No.149985801
>>149985860
>>149986130
>>149984013
I was going to post this lol
