Thread 149980906

>Smartest man in Marvel
>Kindest man in Marvel
>Married to the hottest woman in Marvel
>Best father in Marvel
>Son is the strongest character in Marvel
>Daughter is the smartest woman in Marvel
>Biggest Cock in Marvel

Reedchads do you ever get tired of winning? How are the other heros supposed to compete?

>>149980906 (OP)
>>Biggest Cock in Marvel
If you measure it by human standards

>>149980906 (OP)
>How are the other heros supposed to compete?
By out-earning them in every single way. Movies, games, merch. The F4 gets left behind every time.

>>149980906 (OP)
>>Smartest man in Marvel
That's Doom
>>Kindest man in Marvel
That's Spider-Man
>>Married to the hottest woman in Marvel
He's not married to Storm
>>Best father in Marvel
That's Scott Lang
>>Son is the strongest character in Marvel
Not even top 10
>>Daughter is the smartest woman in Marvel
After Moon Girl
>>Biggest Cock in Marvel
That's Rooster Cockburn

Try harder.

Cucked by Namor

>>149981120
>Kindest man in Marvel
>That's Spider-Man
Didn't used to be. Dude used to be cool.

>>149981225
Kindness is cool

>>149980906 (OP)
shit I haven't picked up an FF book in years when did he marry Rikki Barnes

>>149981120
This post was written by DOOM

>>149981332
>obvious faking, then goes back to deepthroating Namor's dick
doesn't matter how thin you stretch a piece of Taffy, it'll never compare to a real man's cock. Cucky Reed learned that the hard way

>>149980906 (OP)
>Smartest man in Marvel
That would be like Uatu or something
>Kindest man in Marvel
Laughable claim. He brainwashed some Skrulls into believing that they were cows. People that ate those Skrull "cow" became terminally ill and died.
>Married to the hottest woman in Marvel
Debatable
>Best father in Marvel
Laughable
>Son is the strongest character in Marvel
Franklin is powerful but he isnt the most powerful.
>Daughter is the smartest woman in Marvel
True
>Biggest Cock in Marvel
Doesn't count if shapeshifting is involved.

>>149981332
This shit ain't real life so who cares? Real success comes from the IP hitting it big, which it never did. Nobody likes the F4, whether globally or just the US. They're a lame turbonerd team. Making them Spidey's Squad would actually help them A LOT. Yeah, they're pretty much parasites at that point but hey, whatever it takes.

>>149980906 (OP)
Fantastic Four is a cursed franchise. It's as cursed as Tomb Raider and even King of the Hill

>>149981446
Stfu fag

>>149981348
Kys tacoshart

>>149981351
>That would be like Uatu or something
He means for human and scientific knowledge

>>149981495
that'd be Doom (actual accomplishments and inventions) or Moon Girl (official rank)

>>149981459
Touch grass.

>>149980906 (OP)
His daughter is a doctor doom simp.

>>149981602
Cope

>>149981538
>that'd be Doom (actual accomplishments and inventions) or Moon Girl (official rank)
That can be applied to Reed and Moon Girl is just a diversity poochie

>>149981747
Valeria only exists because Franklin fucked his mom

>>149981351
>Laughable claim. He brainwashed some Skrulls into believing that they were cows. People that ate those Skrull "cow" became terminally ill and died.
If you dig up old shit like this you can find skeleton in every single hero's closet.

>>149981780
Reed has barely any impressive inventions compared to other geniuses like Pym and Tony, and Doom has more and better ones than every good genius combined, like even his robots being able to break the comic like Gwenpool. Reed in comparison has a desk that bends space a little and a flying bathtub. He's all talk no bark.

Moon Girl is the smartest officially now. Reed felt emasculated by her when she proved it.

>>149981225
This was my first thought, they've softened Peter a lot in the last 20-30 years, but back in the 60's and 70's, him being a hothead was a defining aspect of his characterization.

>>149981811
not in Daredevil

>>149981272
>Kindness is cool
https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8?si=6hVHiqKB8jNOgK4Q

This thread is filled with doombots.

>>149982213
Cope

>>149982261
That all you got, sperg?

>>149982429
Kys obsessed retard

>>149981849
In Daredevil's early FF appearance, Kirby drew him with a gun equipped in his billy club. No-kill rule my ass.

>>149982450
>obsessed retard
Projecting.

>>149980906 (OP)
Paulie Walnuts?

>>149982247
this joke never gets old

>>149982692
Cope

>>149980906 (OP)
Interested how a well written masculine white male character makes this board seethe so much. I wonder if it has any correlation to the poster's nose length?

>>149982936
Hence why he's not White anymore, but Pedro Pascal. You cannot feature a successful, brilliant, happily married White man anymore, but we know the truth. Reed is the original comic book gigachad.

>>149980906 (OP)
All true except kindness.

Reed isn't cruel but he is stern.

No nonsense. He is not going to coddle someone.

>>149983022
The two aren’t mutually exclusive

>>149983022
>All true except kindness.
Anon...

>>149984115
Context? Is Reed both encouraging and comforting that guy to kill himself?

>>149984207
Guy has cancer with only a few months to live. Reed promises he'll be there when he's about to die and keeps that promise.

https://imgur.com/gallery/tV19B

>>149984261
Reed's a good guy. That's just never the focus of his stories. Spider-Man is the people's hero; Reed handles shit like Galactus.

>>149981351
>>Biggest Cock in Marvel
>Doesn't count if shapeshifting is involved.
>NNNOOOOO YOU CAN USE YOUR POWERS TO MAKE YOUR COCK BIGGER AND HARDER THAN MINES!!!
>t.Shapeshiftlesslet

>>149984261
The funny thing is that Reed has the cure for cancer. Hahaha!

>>149985082
Probably not after it has ravaged a man's lungs for six months.

>>149985082
no he doesn't

>>149980906 (OP)
>biggest cock in Marvel
More like biggest dick in Marvel!

how come the chinks are the only ones who understand the fantastic four?

>our hero gets to fuck this every night
yep... its good to be a Reedchad

>>149980906 (OP)
I want his wife

>>149987016
We know, Namor

>>149987016
sorry She taken and she does cheat on him they are in a commited mannogimus relationship

>>149988257
*doesnt

>>149985082
That's Norman Osborne. He found It Just to mess with Deadpool's healing factor and kill him.

>>149987011
She ain't real, loser. Reed ain't real either.

Reedcucks so angry.

>>149990639
Cope

>>149981348
this was an illusion

>>149980906 (OP)
Is post hickman stuff any good?

>>149990922
no it wasn't. It was a longrunning storyarc, only place i've ever heard that "illusion" shart was on 4chan by an anon mixing up stories (thus proving you never read it)

>>149980906 (OP)
I literally can't compete...

>>149981332
>meanwhile ironcuck

>>149980906 (OP)
FF are really lame and I think Marvel would be better off shoving them into obscurity forever

>>149991178
wasnt the story about a villainess trying to fool namor disguising as sue?

>>149981225
Yeah he was a teenager with a chip on his shoulder, and he grew out of it. Something like seeing Tim Harrison because he stumbled over the story in the Bugle was an act of pure kindness

>>149981120
Moon Girl is only the smartest girl on Earth because Valeria wasn't on Earth at the time she was given the title.

>>149991799
you have to keep in mind the Banner B.O.X. is rooted in racism like the SATs

>>149991463
no? Swear I never have any idea where you all pull this shit from.
It was about Sue "sad" after Reed fake died in the negative zone. Then writers split on how she reacted, in main book she grieved, in Namor's book she immediately ran onto Namor's cock and they fucked every single day. That page is from the end of that storyline when she found out Reed didn't die in the negative zone and before she has to go back to being a wife she gets fucked by Namor one more time under the waterfall

>>149991965
reed's such a cuck kek

>>149991965
then it doesn't count if its just some fag sneaking their cuck fetish in

>>149991454
Agreed

>>149981300
Another amazing Reedwin - he has the best villain in Marvel and their entire relationship is based on Doom being super insecure about Reed being possibly smarter than him.

>>149991998
Stfu

>>149991454
Kys troon

>>149991298
>underwear is still on
>she literally just saw his nanopenis, got the ick and left

>>149992060
Moon Girl stole Doom too. As soon as a Doombot met her he completely forgot about Reed and declared her the new archnemesis because of her superior intelligence. Only reason main Doom hasn't is he hasn't met her yet

>>149991965
could have sworn whole problem in that namor run was that some bitch aas impersonating sue to give namor hopes but it ends with him kissing the real one (for some reason)

>>149992080
Clearly a malfunctioning Doombot.

>>149982887
Future Doom literally buided a Namor bot that pretended to have a story with future Sue just to piss off Reed

>>149991799
I would add that Valeria's intelligence Is enhanced by cosmic powers. Being less smarter than MG would mean that her power is a fraud, when her brother is builded to be the last thing standing at the end of time.

>>149981225
>picture related
So who is in the wrong here anyway?

>>149992530
iron can, what a jerk

>>149982936
Most people don't seethe about Reed. Also I like him because he's smart and well-meaning, not because he's white and masculine. You're a schizo and shallow.

>>149981204
Never happened

>>149992656
Happened so many times that Reed himself even says she gets fucked by Namor regularly offscreen as well

>>149991773
>Yeah he was a teenager with a chip on his shoulder, and he grew out of it.
Nah.

>>149992646
I love Reed for being well-meaning too. Actually this guy can be super scary exactly for this. You can always expect Thing and Torch to loose their marble in the comics but when happen to someone always calm and composed like Reed you know that shit is starting to hit the fan.

>>149992707
real question did it happen or did it not? because i heard both sides and im confused. there is the kiss already posted (bad enpugh and cheating already) then the civil war panel where reed says sue leaves whenever he is too focused on science and he knows where looking at namor, then one of the wrotters saying ot did happen (honestly i dont pay much attention to these statememts because might as well put it in the comics)

>>149992870
Yes it did happen. Various time.
You got them a lil mixed up tho, in Civil War Sue leaves Reed and pays Namor with sex to go beat Reed and the Bad Guys up. That panel with Reed saying he knows she fucks Namor every time they argue was in Bendis’ illuminati series

The only people claiming it didn’t are Marvel Rivals tourists who suddenly try to pretend reed richards is le self insert anime gigachad because the couple got popular on twitter and they want to project.

>>149980906 (OP)
>tdlr Still a autsitic uncool nerd and weirdo

Not even Spider-Man can potentially reach that level of lameness, he is legitimately cool by nature and actually has great balance between being nerdy and normal

>>149984261
Reed should help cure this guy, the fuck is wrong with him.

>>149984280
>Spider-Man is the people's hero

No that's she hulk and the thing, spidey is a arrogant and naive loner trying to play the underdog and being a procrastinating faggot about balancing his life as a hero.

>>149993112
>Spider-Man is the people's hero
>No that's she hulk and the thing
My ass they are. Fuck outta here, bro.

>>149992078
Nah Reeds a cuck.

>>149993133
Dude everyone loves the thing amd how he reaches out to the common man despite looking like a ugly freak. Spidey is never gonna have anyone come play cards with him because hes a shit talking little bitch and fucking coward about his life.

She Hulk works for people directly as a lawyer and a crime fighter shes the perfect superhero with a normal life occupation. Spideys a marvel equivalent to a basement dweller who hates social pressure.

>>149991454
The fact that Spidey and X-Men were their biggest IPs for years should've clued them in. The F4 just don't have the appeal that they do. They're a very nerdy idea, meaning most people aren't gonna be into them. As was said before, they'd work better as Spidey's team. Him being the leader of course.

>>149993191
>Dude everyone loves the thing
And yet the box office tells a different story
>Spidey is never gonna have anyone come play cards with him because hes a shit talking little bitch and fucking coward about his life.
Spider-Man ain't real, freak. Still makes billions.
>She Hulk works for people directly as a lawyer and a crime fighter shes the perfect superhero with a normal life occupation.
You remember she got a show that sucked ass right?

>>149993247
>Blah blah blah

I'm talking about comics(in universe) wise fag.

Is Namor's entire legacy going to be his desire to fuck Richard's wife?

>>149993321
his entire legacy is the many times he has fucked Richards’ wife

>>149993270
>I'm talking about comics(in universe)
Who gives a shit then? It's fiction, as in not real. Him being some gigachad in the story doesn't mean anything when the IP's seen as niche nerd shit that nobody but old fucks and losers care about.

>>149993374
>niche nerd shit that nobody but old fucks and losers care about.

Literally spidey in the comics, and for good reason. Peters a dorky whiny little pussy boy. Ben Grimm is all man.

>>149993438
>Peters a dorky whiny little pussy boy

>>149980906 (OP)
How Fantastic.

>>149981300
Doom would never admit Scott Lang is the best at anything

>>149981120
>>149981351
>>Smartest man in Marvel is Doom
Doom is one of my favorite characters but it's been generally accepted that in terms of intelligence that Reed Richards is #1 and Dr Doom is #2. In a similar way in terms of magic Dr Strange is #1 and Dr Doom is #2. It's sort of Dr Doom's thing that he has incredible jealousy over not quite being #1 at either thing but with his combined powers he is arguably more powerful.

>>Daughter is the smartest woman in Marvel is Moon Girl
As I said Reed and Doom are the smartest but in a publicity stunt Marvel told a bunch of news outlets "um actually the smartest person (man or woman) in the Marvel Universe is actually a little black girl called Moon Girl!" It's how they admitted they do publicity stunts like making Thor a black women partly because they think it drives up sales.

But people will just forget that because the long established status queue is that it's Reed/Doom. Future writers and readers probably won't ignore decades of this precedence just because of some dumb 1 time publicity stunt.

>>149995626
it's not 1 time, it's been mentioned in story many times by Moon Girl and others

If Reed gets to claim he's the smartest by sitting around making nothing incredible like the others do, but only writers huffing their own farts and SAYING he's the smartest, then Moon Girl saying she's the smartest now usurps him fair and square.

>>149981830
The "Reed is the smartest man in Marvel" thing is just the established answer that's been repeated so many times it's basically just treated as canon.

It's similar to how Batman has the title of "World's Greatest Detective". Even though lots of people who read the comics consider Detective Chimp to be the best detective.

>>149980906 (OP)
>>Kindest man in Marvel
this one is actively untrue