Thread 149982442

Miles would be a better character if he was a cute brown girl that Peter dicked down on the regular.

Senior Jock Peter and Freshman Nerd Miley?

Senior Jock Richard and Freshman Miley

>>149982442 (OP)
she'd still be a shitty boring character

>>149982503
Yeah but then she'd at least be waifu bait which is already infinitely more than what Miles has going for him.

>>149982515
WMBF is based.

>>149982503
What are you? A homo? Maybe that yuri spammer has the right idea. We're full of fucking faggots nowadays.

>>149982468
>Senior Jock Peter and Freshman Nerd Miley?
Good way to keep Peter as the trash talking hothead while having Miley as the dorky goody two shoes instead.

>>149982573
Man am I glad the MCU made Peter an Iron Man dick rider.

>>149982598
Why?

>>149982598
eww why

>>149982605
Ah. It was sarcasm.

>>149982503
Why are you gay?

>>149982442 (OP)
Is Miles trans in this version?

>>149982728
Just the question I'd expect from a fag who bitches about heterosexual and lesbian relationships

>>149982515
>she'd at least be waifu bait which is already infinitely more than what Miles has going for him.
This is what western creatives need to understand. People like it when the female characters aren't cunts and are lovable instead. Anime even has the strong girl shtick but allows those characters to be plenty likable and even hot/cute.

>>149982442 (OP)
As if Peter could handle a strong confident sassy black girl lmao. He can't even handle white bread Mary Jane.

>>149982817
>People like it when the female characters aren't cunts
speak for yourself beta

>>149983530
Bro, you're not cool for tolerating that shit. You're just a pushover whose balls are in her purse.

>>149983932
>can't handle a strong woman
>needs a meek little mouse
Bro its not my fault you're a bitch lol

>>149982442 (OP)
We already have Spider-Zero for that.
Fucking casual anon.

>>149983954
Quit LARPing, hon.

>>149983979
She’s in Marvel Rivals too

>>149983990
>no counter
Yeah that's what I expected. That's why no bitch respects you.

>>149984042
Whatever you say, hon.

>>149984042
Sorry mate, >>149984077 got dubs so he's automatically right, them's the rules.

>>149984083
Look, you don't have to embarrass yourself by samefagging like this. Just let it go lil bro.

>>149982442 (OP)
Aside from the dicking down isn’t that basically spider-zero!

>>149983979
>>149983996
>>149984133
>Pretending anyone knows who that literal who is outside of Marvel Rivals

Are you saying we can only have one black girl Spider-hero?

>>149984150
Anon, more people know of Marvel Rivals than the current comics.

>>149984318
As a DCuck, I wish I had a Marvel Rivals..

>>149984427
c-cute

>>149982442 (OP)
>>149982515
>>149982526
Ah yes, thanks for confirms what we already know; the true reason why you guys dislike Miles so much

>>149984427
>>149984479
Spider-Zero and Galacta

>>149984535
anyone could tell you its because he's not cute

This is now a Spider-Zero thread

>>149984535
Because he literally only exists to be a lamer Peter Parker but mystery meat instead of White?

>>149984788
She’s cute

>>149984427
>>149984566
>>149984788
Who?

>>149984988
A canon cute brown girl spider that OP was too lazy to do research on.

>>149982442 (OP)
Yes. When Madame Web came out, my first thought was that the movie would be so much better if it was Peter mentoring three young spider-women instead. With his penis.

>>149982442 (OP)
Miley Morales is BWC only.

>>149985774
Gwen's.

>>149984988
Spider-Zero.
As opposed to OP’s donut steel.

>>149986807
Now we're cooking with gasoline. I like it.

>>149982515
whoever decided to add sneakers as part of the spiderman outfit should be publicly flagellated

>>149982442 (OP)
Spic here, her name should be Milena, an actual real name
Captcha:JASMA

>>149987275
>spic here
Thank you for telling us why your opinion isn't valid

>>149987275
That sounds like either the woman with giant boobs or the Mortal Kombat chick with the teeth. NG.

>>149987275
I approve of this.

>>149984535
You people (person) say this every time as if the reason for Miles existing isn't purely so that Bendis can jerk off to him.

>>149987275
Nobody cares what you think Paco

>>149988119
I do.

>>149988316
No you don't

>>149982468
>>149982573
>Peter who never fucked up so bad Ben died, and instead became an asshole jock using his new powers to get ahead in highschool social circles, leaving his nerdish past behind
>Miley comes in as a fresh faced nerd who clashes with Peter because she's more gungho about responsible heroism and wanting to explore the scientific aspects of their powers
no one steal this idea, I'm definitely going to get around to it some day, for sure

also apparently neither of them are meant to be AU versions of Peter and Miles, despite looking exactly like that

>>149983996
>>149984788
>exposed mouth
Lame. LAME! Why do they do this so often? Fucking normalfags

>>149982442 (OP)
/co/ really badly wants Peter to be a chad type character huh

>>149989249
He was until the modern era

>>149984788
She needs to be in a relationship with the Patternmaker.

>>149984535
>Ah yes
Stopped reading right there. Whatever you're about to bitch about, you're 100% wrong.

>>149989257
Not really, he just wasn't as comically pathetic as he is now
Being married is a normal thing, wanting everyone in his supporting cast to be women he fucks like what /co/ wants isn't the same

>>149989511
>I never read Spider-Man
I know. You didn't have to tell me anon.

>>149989257
Yeah.

>>149989323
Yes they even live together.

>>149990405
Kino but I thought Spiderling lived with her parents

>>149982442 (OP)
No. Just no.

>>149982442 (OP)
Yes. Just yes.

>>149982442 (OP)
Is OP gay for Miles?
This is gross.

>>149990405
Cute!

>>149989323
>>149990405
No, fuck off.

>>149991098
Why not?

Just imagine - nerd Mili comes to the university where Peter teaches. They form a teacher-student bond. Then Mili gets bitten by a radioactive spider and turns into an athletic beauty who falls for Spider-Man, not suspecting that he is her teacher.

>>149991076
Black girls are gay?

>>149991321
That post just made Bendis blow his own brains out. Are you proud of yourself, anon?

>>149991098
Nah.

>>149984150
>>149983979
>>149983996
>>149984038
>>149984788
Lame-o

You miss the point. The point is not "random blak spider girl" the point is making MILES into a Peter Parker fangirl.

>>149991863
Why? That’s stupid.
Best to have a cute black girl with no relation to Miles.
OP sounds like they just want to fuck Miles.

>>149991265
>>149991804
You want Spider-Dykes? Go make your own thread.

>>149991863
yippee

>>149991883
cute but also you know that mask smells like shit since it covers his hair

>>149991907
peter funk...don't tempt her with a good time

>>149991875
>Why?
It's the appeal of turning a Peter replacement into a girl pinning over him. It's a power thing.

>>149991964
Didn't Bendis site his black adopted daughters as inspiration for Miles? We're just finally completing his true vision, that's all.

>>149991964
Gross.
Are you going to do the same thing with Spider-Boy?

>>149992045
anon, people already do that with spider-boy

>>149982442 (OP)
See Ironheart for your answer

>>149992050
This, also Spider-Boy wasn't made to replace Peter. It was just another royalties scam by Slott.

>>149992045
Nah, he knows his place.

>>149991863
nice

>>149982442 (OP)
Peter Parker is lame and really has no value compared to other heroes, prove me wrong.

>>149993221
Log off, Brevoort.

>>149993273
>>149993283
Marketing doesnt change the facts, hes a shit and badly written character. Hes q mere incel projection plot device.

>>149993308
Cope

>>149982442 (OP)
anal only

>>149993283
Why have the rest of the DCU at this point? Just make it the Batman Universe and be done with it.
>>149993308
>Marketing doesnt change the facts
The facts are that he's a billion dollar character and nobody but Batman can hold a candle to him.

>>149993329
Until she graduates. Then it's babymaking sex exclusively.

>>149993221
His value is being a punching bag.

>>149993954
Five of them and they can't even keep him down.
My FUARKING hero dabbing on the rejects.

>>149982442 (OP)
giving clothes to spider-man is cringe, specifically a varsity jacket full of patches, that's essentially a doxx

>>149994037
you can go outside and buy a varsity jacket for anything

Peter Parker should die, in my opinion.

>>149994064
He just did, eight times even.

>>149984535

you should have known that by the fact that miles gets hated on more all the female spiders despite all the lame shit they contribute to him going for them too.

>>149994058
that's a generic temu jacket, what people actually wear refer to their school, team and achievements, you know, something that makes your jacket PERSONAL. In OPs fanart we see patches that relate to Peter's character.

>>149994090
Well they're obviously not doing a good enough job of it then are they?

>>149994120
>all the lame shit they contribute to him going for them too
The female spiders are going around calling themselves "Spider-Man"? I wasn't aware.

>>149982442 (OP)
the thread is still up

>>149994379

being called spider man is the least of miles issues. being called wolf spider wouldnt magically make people like him

>>149982442 (OP)
>>149982515
>>149982749
and give her light palms

>>149982442 (OP)
>Mary Jane gets cucked by shortstack black girl and becomes racists

>>149995541
Being called "Spider-Man" is the biggest of his issues, since it ensures he will never amount to anything more than Peter's shadow, trying desperately to overtake him.
Every shortcoming Miles has, ultimately comes around to them trying to force the name "Spider-Man" onto him. That's how you get hacks like Ziglar pumping him full of powerups while having every other character glaze him and say how valid he is.

You stop trying to call him Spider-Man, and everything else goes away as well. He would actually be allowed to start carving out his own niche.

>inb4 but he'd never do spiderman numbers like this!!
No one does anyway. Not Miles, not Ben, not Miguel, nobody.
Peter reigns supreme, even at his lowest.

>>149982442 (OP)
>Take most successful legacy company ever had.
>Turn them into another female spider for that overcrowded space and also a disposable love interest to be pushed for a week and then dropped for MJ again.
Absolutely retarded.

>>149996340
>most successful legacy company ever had
The Human Torch?

>>149996340
>Take most successful legacy company ever had
Just because they push him hard, doesn't mean he's legit successful. They just really want him to be a thing no matter how much the market says no.

>>149996340
This anon gets it.

>>149996353
The only 'flame on' that boy is doing is to the box office. HE'S TRASH.

>>149996353
Zero protagonist potential.
>>149996459
The market is what keeps fueling his continued use.

>>149996715
>The color of his skin is what keeps fueling his continued use
ftfy

>>149982442 (OP)
Miles comics already gave us a cute brown girl spider: Spider-Zero.
With her cute red webs.

>>149996925
She’s in Marvel Rivals too.

>>149996955
Cute green eyes

>>149982573
Man I miss that spider man attitude.

>>149982598
Yeah. This thing of making him a fanboy/disciple of iron man killed the character for me then and there. Same thing with removing uncle Ben as well. And making aunt May young and hot.

>>149996191

thats not a problem with any other character who shares a name though

>>149997088
How many of those characters were created by a guy suffering from severe black cocklust who took advantage of societal/racial issues in order to establish his fetish, which was then continued to be pushed by ideologues who despise the original character and his fans while freely using the racism card at any complaint and criticism?

>>149997088
Spider-Girl is eating shit this very instant, Jamal.

I am going to write a Rule 63Miles fic.

>>149982442 (OP)
who moans the other's name during intimacy?

>>149997866
link it when you're done

>>149997868
they both do
subconsciously and at the same time because of their spider kin connection

>>149997795
ITSV if Phil and Lord weren't castrated

>>149997795
>>149982442 (OP)
>>149982515
>>149982749
I hate this yellow suit fem miles design. Its so boring. Stuff like pic related is much better.

>>149998048
I like the yellow because it makes her look like a bee.

>>149998171
>TT Bumblebee but she's a Spider-Person

>>149998171
i thought it was going for garden spider

>>149982442 (OP)
Is she Miles away from having the Morales ground?

>>149996340
>Turn them into another female spider for that overcrowded space and also a disposable love interest to be pushed for a week and then dropped for MJ again.
Easy fix. She's Miley Jimenez.

Spider-Zero bros

>>149998048
the character isn't meant to be a female miles, its an artist's spidersona from back when that was a thing.