Thread 149982658

This was the first mainstream CGI movie to be completely uninspired. Say what you will about Shark Tale or Robots or Chicken Little, but they aren't uninspired movies.

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Is this some kind of bot that's resaving it's own images by mistake? The "OP" never responds to any posts so I don't think for a second that it's an actual person (i.e. I don't actually think this is OG Sharktalefag)

This is definitely someone who is being annoying on purpose

>>149982735
Report for spam then

>Toy Story
>Antz
>A Bug's Life
>Toy Story 2
>Shrek
>Monsters, Inc.
>Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
>Ice Age
>Finding Nemo

It doesn't have the charm from the Pixar/PDI/Blue Sky/Nickelodeon movies that came out before

>it's so good to be home... just you and me and...
>"two can be as bad as one"
>Donkey?
>Shrek! Fiona! Well, aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. And look at you, Mrs Shrek. How about a side of sugar for the steed?
>Donkey, what are you doing here?
>i was just taking care of your love nest for you
>oh, you mean like... sorting the mail and watering the plants?
>yeah, and feeding the fish!
>i don't have any fish
>you do now. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your...
>oh, would you look at the time? Well, i guess you'd better be going
>hey, wait a minute. Don't you wanna tell me all about your trip? Or how about a game of parcheesi?
>actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon?
>oh, yeah, that. I don't know, she's been all moody and stuff lately. So i thought i'd move back in with you guys
>well, you know we're always happy to see you, Donkey
>but Fiona and i are married now. We need a little time, you know, to be together..... just with each other..... alone
>say no more, say no more. You don't have to worry about a thing. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you
>Donkey!
>yes, roomie?
>you're bothering me
>oh, ok. All right, cool. I guess, uh... me and Pinocchio was going to try to catch a tournament, anyway, so maybe i'll see y'all sunday for a barbecue or something
Shrek 2' script oozes negative energy. Also, Fiona only has 2 lines in this scene

>>149982735
No its STAN (Shark Tale Anon). See >>149982968 >>149982991
Thats his MO

>>149982735
>>149983002
I should add, I don't think a bot could be this autistic and specific.

>we're not going
>what?
>i mean, don't you think they might be a bit... shocked to see you like this?
>well, they might be a bit surprised. But they're my parents, Shrek, they love me. And don't worry, they're going to love you too
>yeah, right. Somehow i don't think i'll be welcome at the country club
>will you stop it? They're not like that
>then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?!
>oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance
>oh, to do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?
>no! They just want to give you their blessing
>oh... great. Now i need their blessing?
>well, if you want to be a part of this family, yes!
>and who says i want to be part of this family?
>uh, you did! When you married me?
>well, there's some fine print for you!
>so that's it? You won't come?
>trust me. It's a bad idea. We are not going, and that's final!

>hey, come on Shrek! We don't wanna hit traffic! All right, hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide! Ride em' up! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide! Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead! Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks! Meet their mamas! Milk 'em hard! Rawhide! Yee-ha!
the characters in Shrek 2 don't awake empathy

>>149983128
You don’t awake empathy in me or any one else, Sharkfag

>are we there yet?
>no
>are we there yet?
>not yet
>ok, are we there yet?
>no
>are we there yet?
>no!
>are we there yet?
>yes
>really?
>NO!
>are we there yet?
>no!
>are we there yet?
>no, we are not!
>are we there yet?!
>NO!!
>are we there yet?/are we there yet?
>that's not funny/that's not funny
>that's really inmature/that's really inmature
>see, this is why nobody likes ogres/see, this is why nobody likes ogres
>all right, your loss/all right, your loss
>i'm just gonna stop talking!
>finally!
>but this is taking forever, Shrek. There ain't no in-flight movie or nothing!
>the kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far Far... Away
>all right, all right, i get it! I'm just so darn bored
>well, find a way to entertain yourself
>(clicks tongue three times)
>oh, for five minutes... Could you not be yourself... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
>(clicks tongue again)
>ARE WE THERE YET?!
>yes!
>oh, finally!

>wow! It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on. Hey, good looking! We'll be back to pick you up later! Oh, pantyhose
>we are definitely not in the swamp anymore
>halt!
>hey everyone, look
>hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh? You working that hat. Swimming pools, movie stars!
still not empathizing with the characters or the writing style

>announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband
>well, this is it
>this is it
>this is it
>this is it
>(baby crying sound effect)
>uh... why don't you guys go ahead? I'll park the car
>so... you still think this was a good idea?
>of course. Look, mom and dad look happy to see us
>who on earth are they?
>i think that's our little girl
>that's not little. That's a really big problem. Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
>well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look...
>happy now? We came. We saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches
>they're my parents
>hello? They locked you in a tower
>hey, that was for my own...
>GOOD! Now here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home
>Harold, we have to be...
>quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it
>Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna be...
>a disaster! There is no way...
>you can do this
>but i really...
>really...
>really...
>don't...
>want...
>to...
>be...
>here!
>mom... dad... I'd like you to meet my husband... Shrek
>well, um.... it's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from
this is lame

>(belches) excuse me
>better out than in, i always say, eh, Fiona? That's good... i guess not
>what do you mean "not on the list"? Don't tell me you don't know who i am? Hey, what's happening everybody? Thanks for waiting. You know, i had the hardest time finding this place
>no! no! Bad Donkey! Bad! Down!
>no, no, dad! Dad, it's all right. It's all right. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the dragon
>yep, that's me : the noble steed. Hey waiter! How about a bowl for the steed?!
>oh, boy
>um, Shrek
>yeah? Oh, sorry! Great soup, Mrs Q. Hmm!
>no, no, darling
>oh!
>so, Fiona, tell us about where you live
>well... Shrek owns his own land. Don't you, honey?
>oh, yes! It's in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...
>what? I know you ain't talking about the swamp
>Donkey!
>an ogre from a swamp. Oh, how original
>well, i supposed that would be a fine place to raise the children
>(chokes on spoon and spits it out)
>it's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
>indeed. I just started eating
>Harold!
>what's that supposed to mean?
>dad. It's great, ok?
>well, for his type, yes
>my type?
>i gotta go to the bathroom
>dinner is served!
>nevermind. I can hold it
>bon appetit!
>oh, mexican food! My favorite
>well, let's not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. Everybody dig in
>don't mind if i do, Lillian
>so, i suppose any grandchildren i could expect from you would be...
>ogres, yes!
>not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
>oh, no! No! Of course not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young
>dad!
>oh no, we usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower!
>Shrek, please!
>i only did that because i love her
>oh aye, daycare or dragon-guarded castle
>you wouldn't understand. You're not her father!
>it's so nice to have the family together for dinner
>Harold!
>Shrek!
>Fiona!
>Fiona!
>mom!
>Harold...
>Donkey!
this scene is stressful and annoying to watch

>>149983635
This old guy said once that Troons rights are human rights.

>>149983553
I’m relatively new here, what is the origin of that image? Was it drawn by Sharkfag himself or did an anon draw that pic to make fun of him?

>Fiona? Fiona?
>oh, you got a puppy? All i got in my room was shampoo
>oh, uh... fairy godmother, furniture... i'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek
>your husband? What? What did you say? When did this happen?
>Shrek is the one who rescued me
>but that can't be right
>oh, great, more relatives!
>she's just trying to help
>good! She can help us pack. Get your coat, dear. We're leaving
>what?
>leaving? I don't wanna leave
>when did you decide this?
>shortly after arriving
>look, i'm sorry...
>no, no, no, that's all right. I need to go, anyway. But remember, dear. If you should ever need me, happiness... is just a teardrop away
>thanks, but we've got all the happiness we need. Happy, happy, happy...
>so i see (chuckles). Let's go, Kyle

>very nice, Shrek
>what? I told you coming here was a bad idea
>you could've at least tried to get along with my father
>you know, i don't think i was going to get daddy's blessing, even if i did want it
>well, do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what i wanted?
>sure. Do you want me to pack for you
>you're unbelievable! You're behaving like a...
>go on. Say it
>like an ogre!
>well, here's a news flash for you! Whether your parents like it or not... I AM an ogre! (roars at bichón frise to shut him up) and guess what, princess? That's not about to change
>i've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that
>that's real smooth, Shrek. "I am an ogre" (mímics Shrek's roar)
this is just a bad romcom full of negative energy and lacking any real charm. It's been 21 mins of runtime and these characters still haven't clicked