It feels so good /co/
I fucking love the MCU, /co/.
not because the movies are good, fuck no. I love it because I have chronic constipation issues, and every time a new Disney+ show or movie drops, I get to take the most incredible shit of my life. I’m not kidding. I remember when I first sat down for the last Loki episode, and before the opening credits even finished, my stomach started doing somersaults like it was auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. I ran to the bathroom and just… exploded. I’m talking walls echoing, floor vibrating, a smell that could peel fucking paint off walls. I had to sit back and admire my own work while the show blared in the BG, I swear it was like the universe was rewarding me. Eternals? Eternal relief. Love and Thunder? Thor cannot even lift Mjolnir as hard as I shit. Last night I put on MoM, and while it wasn’t as good as /co/ said…,as soon as Strange started bending reality, my bowels were bending too.
And with Doomsday around the corner- I can feel my stomach churn. Everytime there’s news about Brand New Day- I get explosive diarrhea so heavy I get an erection. For both the release of a new marvel film and my bowels releasing
Holy shit the MCU is great. Thank you, Kevin Feige. Thank you for helping me shit.
not because the movies are good, fuck no. I love it because I have chronic constipation issues, and every time a new Disney+ show or movie drops, I get to take the most incredible shit of my life. I’m not kidding. I remember when I first sat down for the last Loki episode, and before the opening credits even finished, my stomach started doing somersaults like it was auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. I ran to the bathroom and just… exploded. I’m talking walls echoing, floor vibrating, a smell that could peel fucking paint off walls. I had to sit back and admire my own work while the show blared in the BG, I swear it was like the universe was rewarding me. Eternals? Eternal relief. Love and Thunder? Thor cannot even lift Mjolnir as hard as I shit. Last night I put on MoM, and while it wasn’t as good as /co/ said…,as soon as Strange started bending reality, my bowels were bending too.
And with Doomsday around the corner- I can feel my stomach churn. Everytime there’s news about Brand New Day- I get explosive diarrhea so heavy I get an erection. For both the release of a new marvel film and my bowels releasing
Holy shit the MCU is great. Thank you, Kevin Feige. Thank you for helping me shit.
