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Anonymous No.149984998 >>149985318 >>149985466 >>149986683
why
Anonymous No.149985318 >>149985372 >>149985386 >>149987225
>>149984998 (OP)
dogs struggle to reach that spot above their tail
same way humans sometimes cant scratch the centre of their back no matter how they position their arms, im sorry you where un aware of that fact but now you know.
Anonymous No.149985372 >>149985415 >>149985474 >>149986733
>>149985318
>same way humans sometimes cant scratch the centre of their back
you're fat
Anonymous No.149985386
>>149985318
Yeah animals go crazy when you give them a chance to scratch hard to reach spots. Look at this cow
https://youtu.be/bHyk4Ll1DJg?si=Bxm5UD5dwYzACr_f
Anonymous No.149985415 >>149985456
>>149985372
i can contort my arm to the back of my neck from the bottom up, some people cant do that
Anonymous No.149985456 >>149985498
>>149985415
well he just meant he cant scratch the center of his back. so he's to fat to move his fatty meat hooks back there
Anonymous No.149985466 >>149985604 >>149986018 >>149986709
>>149984998 (OP)
I'm a furry and all zoophiles will fucking hang.
Anonymous No.149985474
>>149985372
I'm a skelly and even I struggle to reach my back in the shower
Anonymous No.149985498
>>149985456
thats sounds like his problem, whys he calling me fat?
Anonymous No.149985604 >>149985656 >>149985665 >>149986650
>>149985466
How do people even combine furries and zoophiles? Most furry art is semi human to almost full human with fur and ears. That's like seeing someone jerk off to Johnny Bravo and think they would find Jewish traps hot.
Anonymous No.149985656 >>149985708
>>149985604
NTA but i think were all aware of zooierthanthou and all the other lolcows from 15 years ago.
its six of one and half a dozen with the other, 90% of the time.
Anonymous No.149985665
>>149985604
All I know is that as a pet owner and a furry, if any other fur were to try something against my pets I will beat them to fucking death, they would be dead and buried before the missing person report goes out.
Anonymous No.149985708
>>149985656
Lolcows of all stripes should be arrested. Mine logic is from the art. Alot of the art is just not animals. The types that are close to animal anatomy I get. How the hell is foxy porn supposed to be a substitute for a real fox?
Anonymous No.149986018
>>149985466
Respectable position.
Anonymous No.149986650
>>149985604
Anonymous No.149986683 >>149986728 >>149986772 >>149986777 >>149986885
>>149984998 (OP)
Same joke
Anonymous No.149986709
>>149985466
Ironic coming from the group that masturbates to Horse and Dog cocks penetrating bodily orifices
Anonymous No.149986728
>>149986683
Kind of crazy a horse has bigger eyes than a giraffe or elephant
Anonymous No.149986733
>>149985372
>Chubby fingers wrote this
Anonymous No.149986772
>>149986683
Look at my whore
My whore is amazing.
Give her a lick.
She tastes just like raisins!
Anonymous No.149986777 >>149987420
>>149986683
Not exactly. There's also that issue with horses bonding more with people than their own kind to the point mares in heat will 'present' themselves to their handlers.
Anonymous No.149986885
>>149986683
Edit potential
Anonymous No.149987225
>>149985318
no I don't, and I'm a fat fuck(though granted I do have to scratch with the hand swiping in dorsal position rather than doing a claw)
Anonymous No.149987420 >>149987583
>>149986777
Do they get the same issue cats get where going into heat but not fucking causes cancer? Surprised no one made sex toys for pet instead of cutting up thier genitals.
Anonymous No.149987583
>>149987420
Less of a hassle.