Thread 149988185

Watched it!
The hype is real!
Believe the hype! Movie of the year! My Nezha!

Masterpiece

Cutie

>>149988185 (OP)
Nezha please!

>>149988185 (OP)
I'm Nezha gonna watch your movie chink

>>149988772
I’m white

>>149988730
Please what? Nezgga?

>>149988185 (OP)
>We have Ne Zha 2
>We have The White Snake 3
>Soon will have The Legend of Hei II
>Soon will have White Cat Legend Season 3
It's interesting how Chinese animation is gaining ground in the entertainment industry in general.

>>149989742
Would it be possible to convince the Chinese that the flop of Miracle Star was a part of China's humiliation that can only be undone by making a proper Gumball-esque Chinese cartoon series?

>>149988185 (OP)
>Ching-chong, ping pong!

>>149989742
Only in chinka. No one cares about your dogshit in actual human countries.

>>149988818
>I’m white

LMAO, no you're not, Zhou.

>>149990729
I am.
I’m Robert smith

The dad is underrated

Bump

>>149988185 (OP)
I'm deciding between watching this and the Kpop Demon Hunters sing-a-long event at my local theater.

>>149988730
Can a Ne Zha borrow a french fry?

>>149988185 (OP)
>>149988343

I realize that this is an old chinese myth so a lot of other stuff is based on it, but this design is almost painfully generic to me.

>>149992276
Why not both?

>>149992399
I don't wanna break the bank.

>>149992276
Nezha > kpop

>>149992456
Break it

>>149992353
https://youtu.be/PNw2u01Oe-s

>>149992276
Nezha is more of a spectacle so I'd say that.

kill yourself spammer faggot

>>149993458
Ok.
I failed to do that

>>149988185 (OP)
When do you think the Chinamen will get around to writing a third story after JttW and 3 kingdoms?

>>149993701
Nezha doesn't come from either of those, he's from Investiture of the Gods. Which is a pretty nutty story by the way. It's got Taoist deities fighting alongside and against the Buddha and shit

>>149988185 (OP)
what the fuck is the appeal of Ne Zha as a character? He is just a androgynous brat with fire wheels under his feet. He is the most uncool mythological figure I have ever seen and yet the chinks shill him as if he is the east asia equivalent of Hercules or King Arthur

>>149994005
I think he's cute in a kinda gremliny way. Also I find it a fun change of pace to have the hero be a little shithead instead of a generic "good guy".

>>149994005
> androgynous
Femme boys are popular.

Look at anime

Black Myth: NEZHA

I can't believe RapeApe is in the deep pockets of the CCP.

>>149992289
Well is you gonna return it later?

I really wish this movie hadn't become so politicized. It's not some perfect movie like CCP shills make it out to be, but I feel like that shilling has turned people who would've otherwise enjoyed it from watching. It's clunky and kinda bloated, but it is a legit fun action flick.

>>149992399
>>149992541
>>149993131
>>149993373
I've decided that I'm gonna watch Ne Zha 2. I'll watch it on IMAX, and I'll eat some thc gummies to make that shit pop!

>>149994583
Enjoy anon

It was good, but another 5+ years for the next one is going to be quite the wait to see what happens.

>>149993979
Nice try oriental, but I know Nezha is from JttW. Investiture is just Journey fanfic.

>>149995666
We are still waiting for spiderverse 3

Saw the english dub in Imax last night. Really love that movie a lot, even if I had to suffer through Michelle Yeoh being cast as Nezha's mom. She really felt out of place just doing her very recognizable normal voice compared to everyone else played by actual voice actors who were doing fantasy action genre character voices and were all much better. But still its just an awesome movie, and if you haven't seen it I very strongly recommend doing so now that it's back in theaters briefly.

>>149993979
Nezha as a chinese mythical figure predates Fengshen (Investiture) by about thousand years, but Fengshen very much cemented the take on him we have these days.
Originally the indian minor deity Nalakuvara, Nezha had been adapted into chinese mythology around 600 AD, possibly even earlier.
Nalakuvara shows up in the Ramayana, which may date as early as 700 BC.
Fengshen Yanyi is late 1500s AD.

>>149995701
Journey was published about 30 years after Investiture(both in late 1500s), though both built on earlier oral and written stuff.

>>149994106
Black ne zha?

>>149996152
Nezha’s mom is young so I don’t know why they casted a old woman to voice her

>>149996959
Because they cast ACADEMY AWARD WINNER MICHELLE YEOH, doesnt that make you want to see it now? Literally the only working asian actress in hollywood for some reason, but I dont think she's a good actor, and obviously was wrong for this part. Honestly, if they wanted someone established they should have had Awkwafina play Nezha's mom.

>>149997161
> Awkwafina play Nezha's mom
No way. Her voice doesn’t fit the character.

The voice actress from the 1st movie was way better than any big name actress

I'm in the middle of watching it right now and it's making me wish we got more PG-13 action animation here in the states
There's a huge void this is filling for me right now

>>149997812
> PG-13 action animation here in the states

The incredibles?

>>149998170
The Incredibles is nowhere near PG-13 and the only good entry in the series came out over 20 years ago

>>149998236
Cute

Bump

>>149993458
???

>>150002416
Every time a thread about this movie comes up it usually gets swarmed by anti china people.

>>150002610
They jealous of china

>>149992276
There will only be one time in history they're both in theaters at the same time, so might as well see both. Though, if you really tight on cash, you might as well see Ne Zha since this is the first time it's in the US and KPDH has been out for at least a month

>>149996152
Michelle Yeoh's way too old to be playing Nezha's young looking mom.

>>149992276
Kpop is going to be mostly little girls. Would be awkward as hell for a lone guy to go.

>>149988185 (OP)
I don't believe you

I watch movie in local theater!
Movie is such quality and joy!
Go see movie to to make bring joy!

>>149988185 (OP)
The funniest bit was the conversation between Nezha and the demon kung fu master at the waterfall.

i'm scared more people won't be able to see how awesome this is because of low opening weekend due to kpop demon hunters singalong, then this gets moved out of theaters quickly

hope word of mouth picks up

>>149996959
they need someone to do the press and encourage the oscar voters to look at this chinese film

>>150006979
True. But at least it's hurting Disney

>>150005891
Watch it and believe me

>>149994789
LMAO.
And to make matters worse for the chinks, 95% of that revenue is from the home market.

>>150006979
People arent going to watch it because its mid at best.

>>149997812
>>150002610
>>150003085
>>150006979
>>149994336
The amount of blatant ching-chong shill posts ITT is all I need to see to know that this movie sucks and these threads are part of a soft-power push by the CCP.

>>149988185 (OP)
Is there anything from the first Ne Zha that needs to be known?

>>150007687
Just watch the first ne zha. It’s free on YouTube (with ads) and is a shorter movie

>>150007616
> all I need to see to know that this movie sucks

Cope. Rotten tomatoes score says otherwise

donghua > western cartoons & anime

>>149988818
So does everybody else in this board, or even entirety of this sites.

>>150007616
It's so pathetic how westerners adopt such womanlike behavior in response to any sort of competition. Instead of rising to meet a challenge or compete with it, the first reaction is to try and badmouth, discredit, or remove it entirely.

>>150009735
Are you sure?

Will I become a communist if I watch this movie? After seeing Emilia Perez I chopped off my penis.

>>150010979
No.
It’s family friendly

>>150010997
Communism is family friendly. What are you, one of them filthy capitalists?

>>150011173
No

>>149988185 (OP)
Winnie Pooh country botpost.

i think the fact that all discussion of this movie centers around how important it is for the chinese people or how popular it is should say everything that needs to be said about it

>>150013036
> should say everything that needs to be said about it
It’s peak

>>149988185 (OP)
>90% of the revenue came straight from china
nice "global" phenomenon

>>150013121
Yes it counts

If you don't mind watching it in Mandarin, here's a 4K download.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:186CD389FED0895AFFB87542FD1FFDD0D45B8382

1080p if you please.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:15159F9A012514ED7FC988DCF4CC62E89576370C

>>150014685
When will they stream the English dub? I already watched it subbed

>>149996152
The dub cast sucks ass. It's full of shitty zillennial mobile game VAs instead of veteran industry talent like the first movie.

Who replaced Mike Pollock?

>>150016799
Ao bing’s voice actor is in solo leveling

>>150016891
Almost as bad

>>150013121
Chinks keep ignoring this fact.

They know Ne Zha is over hyped chinkshit. All pro-Ne Zah posts are made by yellow-skinned shills.

Trans Nezha

>>150017057
It’s peak. Look are the reviews scores. Even white people admit it’s good.

>>150017114
> Look are
Look at

>The Tom and Jerry Chinese movie is estimated to have a lower budget than the American live action version.
Why don't American companies outsource their animated films to China?

>>150016799
>Who replaced Mike Pollock?
Rick Zieff

Yin yang

>>150014685
do you have a high quality rip of the first one?

>>149988720
Chinese Gert is as cute as his Icelandic-American counterpart.

>>150019671
https://mega.nz/folder/MQ912B7S#959De6dWfBumPoxqY-tYHg

>>150020738
thanks!

>>149988185 (OP)
Chill out dude.

NeZha bros, we are being mogged by Kpop demon hunters...

In this the end of China soft power....?

We're not going to beat Titanic with the English dub :(

It's over...we are supposed to be the next Frozen...

the american fujos are missing out

>>149988185 (OP)
>First black myth Wukong, a middling slopper with a ton of money behind it but no soul and a shitload of paid reviews trying to convince people that china stronk gaming AAA developer.
>Now they're trying it in animated form.

>>150025799
I agree.
Shota Nezha is so cute.

Lewd him

>>150023685
Kpop was always popular so no

>>149994005
>as if he is the east asia equivalent of Hercules or King Arthur
if you knew anything about mythology, you would realize that both of them are astroturfed. Na Zha is astroturfed too
you are just used to one kind of astrptufring and not the other

>>150025871
>Kpop was always popular
kpop glows in the dark

Bump

I’m not a furry.
But hear me out..

>>150007616
You'd think they'd stop calling us westerners or acting like imperious stereotypes if they wanted to pass.
I'll forever never understand why China has only one story to tell and it's some twink boy with a spear and a long ribbon. Sometimes he's called Nezha, sometimes he's called Monkey, but always he's boring.

>>150026389
> but always he's boring.
Always hot

>>150026463
Yes, you're gay or a femanon. I know how /co/ works.

>>150025829
>now
The first Nezha was fairly popular at the time too and came out 5 years ago.

>>150026389
Reductionist take. They did Jiang Ziya some years ago, but it was way less popular and successful. They are also making something about Caoocao at the moment.

>>150026477
I’m straight

>>150026477
Not gay fag

>>150026525
>but it was way less popular and successful.
My reductionist point stands as not reductionist.
>>150026526
>>150026535
>this toy boy is hot
>I am not gay
At least I don't have to ask you to post tits now or ask how old a femanon is these days. Imagine being a man and liking this twink. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine!

>>150026589
> Imagine being a man
I’m not a man

>>150026589
The next game by the Wukong devs is literally about an ugly bastard.

>>150026609
I gave you an option to be gay or a femanon. You chose to say you're not gay.
Are you now saying you're underage and should be banned because you're a boy?

>>150026673
I’m a man

>>150026673
Non binary

>>149988185 (OP)
I was not disappointed.

>>150026913
Good.
Told you it was peak and not ccp propaganda

>>149994106
They went with Yang Kui instead

Which dragon was your favourite dragon?

I like Ao Run and Ao Bing

>>150026376
i'm worried for him after what happened in the 2nd movie

>>150027221
Did you see the after credits scene?

>>150027149
Why?
Nezha is more popular

>>150027258
Yes, he's stuck in jail with his dad. I don't see good things happening after that

This film is coming to Brazil in September 25.
Do you think it might be popular there?

>>150007616
Cope harder

>>150027221
I wonder if he still has a furry form.

>>150027312
If it's properly advertised, yeah

>>150007616
Poor little Disney baby! That's their own fault they can't cut it.

Who has seen the English dub yet? Whose voices did or didn't you like?

>>150027603
> Whose voices did or didn't you like?
The Oscar winning actress was the worst.

So what's with the latest attempt to shill this mid ass trash? Are the wumao's just trying to score some cheap social credit score points?
>>149988818
Lol, okay Chang

I'M GOING TO WATCH IN JUST 1 HOUR!!!!

>>150027821
>social credit score
It's incredible that people still think that is real.

>>150027821
> Chang
Smith. I’m white

>>150027839
have fun! :D

Hope WOM can keep spreading
want more english speaking people in the fandom!

Hope word of mouth keeps spreading. Want more english speaking people in the fandom!

I know why they do it, but I was disappointed we barely see any dragon form combat. Way too much humanform spam.

>>150028087
But I like hand to hand combat

>>150028021

>Hope word of mouth keeps spreading. Want more english speaking people in the fandom!

Too bad, no one wants to watch your chinkshit except other chinks. No matter how hard you shill here, that wont change.

>>150027351
>Chink goes to watch a chink movie.

Oh wow, I'm totally shocked!

>>150017114
>It’s peak

Nope. It's trash that only chinks watch.

>Even white people admit it’s good.

No they don't, because it sucks. 98% of sales are from chinks.

>>150028164
why do you have to be so mean for no reason?

>>150028404
Why do you have to shill your garbage movie here?

>>150028197
White people on TikTok, YouTube and rotten tomatoes say it’s good.

Here too: https://letterboxd.com/film/ne-zha-2/

>>150027859
>>150027936
Wumao? More like LMAO bug boys

>>150028515
That guy is yellow.
I’m white

>>150027798
I agree, she's great in most things (didn't care for her in Wicked) but she was an awful choice

>>150028466
it's not shilling to talk about the english dub rerelease of a movie that was fun
you don't even have to participate in this thread if you watched the movie and didn't like it

>>150013121
Same shit happened with that shitty Dark Souls monkey ripoff, they absolutely blew a gasket when it didn't win any GotY awards

Will avatar fire & ash be better

>>150029049
Avatar is extremely mid but at least it looks good unlike this chink slop

>>150029056
Avatar looks horrible with boring characters and story

>>150029056
Ne zha > Hollywood

do you think ao bing and ne zha will live happily ever after in movie 3?

>>150029161
Sure Chang

>>150029180
Yes.
China gives us a gay prince before Disney

>>150029190
Smith

DEMON CHILD
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS
DEMON SLAYER INFINITY CASTLE

ASIAN DEMONS EVERYWHERE!

>>150029239
A lot of old Asian stories are about demons, spirits and other things

the trailer a24 made for the english dub was shit, didn't show much of the dragons or action scenes compared to the original chinese trailers

>>150029560
Because they focused too much on the “Oscar” winning actress

>>150029686
a24 is dumb as hell
the voice acting in the chinese movie is great, and the english dub may be good, but everyone knows that people are watching ne zha for the action scenes (or the fujo scenes).

>>150028466
Are you autistic?

>>150028528
As white as old lace Chang.

>>150029931
No.
Now watch dead to rights

This should win an Oscar so Hollywood will make more fujo films

>>150029211
No one is falling for your script Chang

>>150030028
With Disney bitching hard, I doubt it.

>>150030028
Why would it win an Oscar when the animation looks like shit from mid 2010s at best and the audience is exclusively bugmen?

>>150030378
Oscars judges like it
And the animation is beautiful

https://youtu.be/JkPkBzMQEiE?feature=shared

>>150030191
> Chang
Who? Your mom?

OH MY GOD!!! THAT SHIT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!

>>150031807
Told you

>>150029949
No
Go eat you big ration Chang

>>150025799
>>150025868
Ao Bing possessed Nezha is probably the ideal shota. Obedient, eager, and ready to do whatever his master wants.

Getting rid of the IP counter was a mistake

i know the thread has devolved into "china this, shotas that" but ao bing's fight scenes in both films are fucking cool; kinda hope he gets a spinoff
first movie was very pretty but really weak imo; second movie fixes most of its problems

>>150032158
Also he looks more femme now.

>>150032010
> Chang
Your mom

>>149988185 (OP)
I just came back from the theatre. They canceled the movie because the projector doesn't work and I got a refund.

>>150033340
Are they not giving you enough scripts, Chang?

>>150029049
Don't bet against Jim.

>>150033685
>>150033569

>>150034009
I will bet against this blue furry movie that’s 90% CGI & VFX

It was alright. Gobbling A24's balls has it perks I guess. And I got to see it in IMAX 3D too. That was a plus.

>>150034410
I will never understand the appeal of the Tall Smurf movies

>>150034459
Furries

>>150034410
LOL.
These avatar movies are pretty much a cartoon now.

This looks like the polar express

A Labubu and a twink team up to fight for gay rights and solve racism.

Bump

>>150033685
Please understand, this is a very late game shill OP. They're not trying to actually convince anyone, just get a couple more gullible gweilos to buy into the latest Chinese investment facade

>>149988185 (OP)
CCP really on here shilling, diabolical

>>150038056
Are you sure you aren't the shill here? You bumped the thread back up to the top.

>>150034885
>IHF#11.png

>supposedly hates shills
>nowhere to be seen in DC/Marvel/Disney/Kpop/indie comic/Glitch production threads
hmm

>>150038318
Thanks for the bump

>>150038748
People actually discuss those things, most of the posts here are outright bugman shilling.

>>149988185 (OP)
>The hype is real!
>Believe the hype! Movie of the year! My Nezha!

The movie's real. But not the hype.

>>150039538
The furries beat the chinks?
Based.

>>150039538
> But not the hype

America = hype?

Also it already got released in America anyways. The subbed version

Please re-release in China so it can pass titanic and James Cameron can cry.

>>149988818
Worse, you're the white people who migrated to China and become their monkeys hahahahahahaahahahahaha

>>149989742
>White Snake
I know of its existence because I saw her hentai where she got double penetrated.

>>150041542
> migrated to China
I’m born in Canada. Never been to China

>>150041574
>I’m born in Canada
They really should be teaching you better English Yang if they expect you to fool anyone

>>150041800
I speak French

>>150041800
tu es un pédé stupide, anonyme.

>>150042295
>>150042375
Well at least your handlers told you to break out the Google translate finally, I was worried for your social credit score for a minute there.

>>150042491
stupide nègre anonyme pédé

>>150042491
tu es gay. Je ne suis pas un idiot chinois !

>>150035048
can't find anything incorrect in there

Guess Ne Zha doesn't have to worry about Kpop Demon Hunters taking all the theatres since Netflix won't extend KDH's theatrical release despite many theaters requesting it -_-

Someone on Twitter noticed that in the intro, when holding onto Ao Bing, Ne Zha retracted his claws

>>149989742
That's impressive bounce back after Mao almost destroyed the animation industry during Cultural Revolution. That lead to strange things happening like Transformers and Robotech becoming iconic in China.

>>150043876
NeZha doesn’t want to hurt his boyfriend

>>149988185 (OP)
Do I need to watch the first one to enjoy it?

>>149988185 (OP)
Do I need to watch Ne zha 1?

>>149988185 (OP)
Nobody other than chinks cares about this shit lol.

TCD

>>150044909
It gives a quick rundown at the start of the movie of what happened in movie 1

but better to watch 1st movie

>>149994005
>He is just a androgynous brat with fire wheels under his feet
>What is the appeal
Nigga you don't understand, he's Azula for women.

>>150044909
Yes.

Do I need to watch the 1st 2 lord of the rings movies to watch the 3rd one?

>>150044873
>>150045361