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Anonymous No.149992651 >>149992806 >>149993048 >>149993312 >>149993464 >>149993890
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JESUS SCREECH WITH LUST AS MONOLITHIC PULSATING WARTHOG PENIS CORKSCREW UP HIS RECTUM AND SPLATTER HIS BOWELS WITH LUMPY YELLOWISH SEMEN
Anonymous No.149992806 >>149992841 >>149993045
>>149992651 (OP)
Is this build up to another baby?
I hope she gets pregnant and we have threads with people fighting over if they think the kid will live or die.
Anonymous No.149992841
>>149992806
No, she's clearly meant to be evil and bad. She's like a controlling, personality disordered woman as written by a 13-year-old boy with no romantic experience.

In principle it would be hot to have a buff, 5'11" gf, but Buckley accomplishes it so badly and autistically and Tommy Wiseauly that it doesn't have that effect at all in the strip.
Anonymous No.149993045
>>149992806
I think Buckley's self-insert is the one who is going to get pregnant this time.
Anonymous No.149993048
>>149992651 (OP)
Ugh. Tim Buckley is so uncreative, i mean why not crack open a book on how to write, read some actual stories yourself, or even watch what type of stuff happens in an HBO show, instead of, what, sitting in his chair, looking around, and deciding what in his empty head to write? Whats it this time, Tim, your xbox? Superheroes? Copying soap operas you remember your mom watched, because you think that’s mature television? Does every page have to be some weird cunt or prick being overly offended and scolding someone, then they just accept it and act like its some lovey-dovey makeup moment? TRY A PLOTLINE ASSHOLE. YOU CAN TRY AND WRITE YOUR STORY BY DESIGNING ON ASSUMPTION OF THE PUBLIC’S DESIRE AS A COMMITTEE IF YOU WANT, BUT YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON THINKING YOU CAN WRITE TWO GAYS REPAIR THEIR RELATIONSHIP, OR A β€˜STRONG WOMAN’ β€˜REPRESENTING HERSELF IN A RELATIONSHIP’, JUST BECAUSE YOUR NAIVE ASS THINKS THE PUBLIC ASKED YOU TO!!!
Anonymous No.149993127 >>149993162
Nobody cares about CAD anymore brother. You can stop making these threads.
Anonymous No.149993162
>>149993127
No, stalker. Lots of people still care about CAD. Enjoy prison.
Anonymous No.149993180
Just post loss already
Anonymous No.149993201 >>149993222
All, right, I'll post the pertinent bits so people stop asking questions.
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Anonymous No.149993222 >>149993233
>>149993201
I'm still going to ask.

Why?
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Anonymous No.149993233 >>149993253
>>149993222
you soft little booby boy
you like to suck momys nipples
Anonymous No.149993236 >>149993290
And before you ask, no, I don't think she is a trans woman. I don't think she would be drawn like this if she was.
Anonymous No.149993253
>>149993233
Sorry I meant to post that somewhere else.
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>>149993236
>And before you ask, no, I don't think she is a trans woman.
No way. The idea of a trans woman who is obviously manly would never fly in the Buckleyverse of today.
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>>149993279
Thank you for filling in all the intricacies of the lore. It's like the appendices at the end of LotR.
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Anonymous No.149993312 >>149993338 >>149993377
>>149992651 (OP)
How is modern CAD?
Nobody talks about it's current iteration beyond "oh right, the author's still alive"
Anonymous No.149993338
>>149993312
It has serious complex drama that peers deep into the human condition, as you can see from the material posted in this thread.
Anonymous No.149993349 >>149993369
>>149993215
Is the point of this arc that dating a girl a few inches taller than you makes you the bottom-bitch in the relationship?
Anonymous No.149993369
>>149993349
I really don't know. I wonder if it's building toward, like, "Men can be victims of partner abuse as well! Let's break the stigma around discussing these important issues #mentalhealthawareness"
Anonymous No.149993377 >>149993405
>>149993312
Judge for yourself.
Long story short, they are super hero, black hair can materialise arrows, brown hair can not be killed and his body rematerialise every time he is killed, however, a villain, called The Troll, injected him with a product that allegedly took away his super power, but it's possible he was bluffing.

The Troll was arrested after he made a threat of terrorist attacks and Black Hair's boyfriend helped Black Hair localise where his prison cell was so that Black Hair could question The Troll and trick him into revealing whether or not he was bluffing, but left him without doing any arm to The Troll.
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>>149993377
>Black Hair's boyfriend
Wait, Lucas is gay? I thought that was a joke.
Anonymous No.149993414
>wordswordswordswordswords
WHERE'S THE JOKES FUCKLEY?
Anonymous No.149993416 >>149993539
Also, the Troll had orchestrated a huge harassment campaign against Brown Hair before his arrest, making a point to get tick off Brown Hair in every way possible.
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>>149993451
And then It's OP's page >>149992651 (OP)
That's all there is for now. You are welcome.
Anonymous No.149993539 >>149993712
>>149993416
What does "The Troll" do that's actually illegal? Surely he doesn't JUST troll people.
Anonymous No.149993712 >>149993739 >>149993818 >>149994542
>>149993539
>do that's actually illegal?
Kidnapping people and threatening to blow them up if Brown Hair don't come to him at a precise place and precise time to kiss his ass?
Anonymous No.149993739 >>149993941 >>149994542
>>149993712
And no, Brown Hair didn't actually do what The Troll accused him of.
Anonymous No.149993774
>samefaggotry everywhere
Anonymous No.149993807
Remember when this was about X-Box vs PS2 fanboys?
Anonymous No.149993818 >>149994562 >>149994593 >>149994798
>>149993712
Well, pretending to. Making fake bomb threat is still illegal.
Anonymous No.149993890
>>149992651 (OP)
what's with the manface?
Anonymous No.149993941
>>149993739
Is he face like a cross between Guy Fawkes and trollface.jpg?
Anonymous No.149994155
How is this comic even more wordswordswords and drama nowadays than it was years ago when babby died and Bender strangled Buckley's girlfriend and he had to time travel? Is B^U just a bad writer?
Anonymous No.149994542 >>149994566 >>149994865
>>149993739
>>149993712
Was this written in 2012?
Anonymous No.149994562 >>149994696
>>149993818
>Couldn't even make real bomb threats
There's no way in hell he made some sorta anti-superpower serum.
Anonymous No.149994566
>>149994542
2023-24
Anonymous No.149994593 >>149994770
>>149993818
Is he laughing, or is he actually yelling "LOLOLOL"?
Anonymous No.149994696
>>149994562
Apparently, he was effectively bluffing, but they are not 100% certain. It's an universe where some random bank robber is able to acquire technology like this.
Anonymous No.149994770
>>149994593
I think he is saying LOL.
Anonymous No.149994798
>>149993818
Oh and at some point, he did actually kidnap an hostage and tied him to a bomb.

(please do not pay attention to the coloring an shading)
Anonymous No.149994865
>>149994542
Also, this part was actually written in 2015, so there is that.
Anonymous No.149995074
Posting their origin story because why the fuck not.
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Maybe I should have just posted that one.
Anonymous No.149995175
>>149995099
This is so lame. I think you could redraw the middle panel so Delron is buttfucking Lucas.
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Anonymous No.149995243 >>149995419 >>149995935
And that's it.
Anonymous No.149995419
>>149995243
This is so gay.
Anonymous No.149995935 >>149996021
>>149995243
>Powers are summoning video game arrows and respawning
I think I'd rather a have dude with zero powers to help if I'm in danger.
Anonymous No.149996021
>>149995935
No, stalker. You would not rather a have dude with zero powers to help. Enjoy prison.