Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:35:39 AM
No.150000078
>>150017337
membah obama?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:37:11 AM
No.150000100
>>150006046
>>149999384 (OP)
i think south park needs to end
>use memberberries in one season to mock people coasting on easy nostalgia
>in subsequent seasons Matt and Trey themselves turn to nostalgia by bringing back old characters, ideas, and techniques they haven't touched in decades
I admit it's kind of clever that they're doing Trump like they used to do Saddam, but that just sort of proves my point further.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:53:47 AM
No.150000403
>>150003220
Season 16
>Haha Disney's going to ruin star wars
Season 20
>Oh you think Disney ruined Star Wars? Maybe you're just racist
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:09:30 AM
No.150000647
>>150000781
>>150034442
>>150000132
Also ironic, considering they hate everything before the movie.
>>150000647
>M&T hate the formative episodes that were so appealing it made the show instantly popular in the first place
Yeah, that explains a lot.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:22:57 AM
No.150000835
>>150003278
>>150058014
>>150000781
Yeah, I want a kids being kids episode of South Park. M&T said that's the bread and butter of South Park.
They also said they wanted to avoid Trump (After S20 and S26).
Look where that got us...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:23:47 AM
No.150000843
>>150000978
>>150067108
>>149999384 (OP)
Remember when they completely lost control of the narrative
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:31:36 AM
No.150000950
>>150009875
I membah.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:32:49 AM
No.150000969
>>150001290
>>149999384 (OP)
Nope. I'd stopped watching by the middle of season 5, so these probably came along after.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:33:28 AM
No.150000978
>>150000843
Worst season in South Park, followed by S23
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:52:33 AM
No.150001290
>>150000969
This was in S20, so you're right
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:45 AM
No.150001866
bump
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:19:07 AM
No.150002760
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:57:16 AM
No.150003220
>>149999384 (OP)
One of the worst forced memes.
>>150000403
It is only TLJ that they refused to make fun of.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:01:38 AM
No.150003278
>>150007048
>>150000835
>I want a kids being kids episode of South Park
this hits on something that turns me off of SP in general, the characters are these weird little grown up babies that are neither children or adults, it’s like every character is Stewie Griffen.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:05:16 AM
No.150003332
>>150004853
Reminder, the media said Hillary had 95% chance of winning, and it opened a entire conspiracy that discovered that most journalists can't do field research anymore. They literally just pick random bullshit data from a few social media posts and calculate stuff like "how many times the word "Hillary" and "Vote" appear in the same site" without any regard for sample size. They didn't even considered how many posts were campaign advertising or actual users
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:19:25 AM
No.150003526
I only remember how annoying people were by constantly quoting this.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:43:51 AM
No.150004655
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:59:24 AM
No.150004853
>>150003332
Nah man listen, Im not here to defend the media's hot takes, those 95% likely to win numbers were always bullshit peddled by the talking heads of CNN or whatever, but actual polling in the Hillary election as well as this last election wasnt that far off. In terms of polling actual people Trump was never that far behind Hillary on average, and even a 47% percent likelihood of winning still is pretty high, if people paid attention to the numbers it wasnt that hard to believe Trump could take it, like I remember specifically the only poll that was fucking off was Fox's election day polling before the actual results came in on election day.
As for this recent election, it was actual fucking headlines that pollsters couldnt fucking break from the almost 50/50 odds of Trump and Kamala winning. Aside from that one dumb bitch who polled a bunch of fucking women and thought "Oh women are gonna come for Kamala in droves and seal the deal" all the major pollsters were calling it a close race, and it turned out to be the most accurate polling period in the Trump era. Trump only one by like 2-3% more then Kamala which gave him an edge with the popular vote, but in terms of polling thats within the margin of error. Even one of the news guys I regularly watch on Youtube who was predicting that the polls were overcompensating for Trump on Election day came out and said "Oh shit I was wrong they were right the entire time"
Again the talking head personalities on these shows I wont defend, like that one fag on CNN that tried to sell a book about how Dems were secretly hiding Bidens dementia even though it was fucking obvious by literally everyone and the only one that was fooled was the very same guy trying to sell a fucking book about it, but actual people conducting polls havent been doing bad
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:39:40 AM
No.150005828
>>149999384 (OP)
How could I forget?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:45:36 AM
No.150005864
>>150007520
ermmmmmmmm?????? where are the other bait threads?
the mindbroken schizo isn't trying zer hardest
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:07:32 AM
No.150006046
>>150000100
it should've ended around 2012
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:30:11 PM
No.150007048
>>150010233
>>150003278
Except Butters
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:08:47 PM
No.150007520
>>150005864
I guess they're dead
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:53:23 PM
No.150007866
Hopefully, Saddam Trump doesn't become the new Tegridy Farms.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:59:16 PM
No.150007915
>>150007986
>>150008004
>>149999384 (OP)
Hard to discuss South Park because South Park is political and mods & jannies are retarded, what else should you discuss? Haha, Cartman is fat?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:05:47 PM
No.150007986
>>150007915
Favorite scenes, I guess? Here's mine.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:07:31 PM
No.150008004
>>150008027
>>150007915
Tegridy Farms is dead. I hope it's permanent.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:09:50 PM
No.150008027
>>150008004
I feel like it's permanent. With every other fakeout, the episode ended with the Marshes still on the farm. He literally sold it.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:09:58 PM
No.150008029
>>150008080
>>150009639
I would bet money this whole season is building up to "actually we do support him this was just a big ruse to make you all look like asses"
Not too much money though, probably tree fitty or something
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:14:36 PM
No.150008080
>>150042920
>>150008029
I'm doubtful. They spent Seasons 20 and 21 calling him a terrible person.
But flipping the script like that could be funny. It would make the insufferable libs seethe.
Also, let's stay on topic here, ok?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:21:31 PM
No.150008158
>>150008218
>>149999384 (OP)
Member when south park wasn't shit? I member...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:27:14 PM
No.150008218
>>150008158
Episode 3 was mid.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:49:33 PM
No.150008472
This was funnier in my head
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:49:38 PM
No.150008475
>>150008516
>>149999384 (OP)
these little dudes are indestructible
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:50:40 PM
No.150008487
>>150008516
>>150009171
Does South Park? What happened to them?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:53:56 PM
No.150008516
>>150008475
It's inconsistent. Somehow, a guy crushed them in his pocket, but they're immune to acid, fire and other shit.
>>150008487
A girls' episode (not just Wendy) would go hard. Too bad Matt and Trey can't relate to little girls.
That, and we need space for more jokes about Trump's small dick
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:56:03 PM
No.150008537
>>150008800
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:27:47 PM
No.150008800
>>150008537
Wait...
>Memberberries got Garrison-Trump election
>This season is filled with callbacks & centers around Trump
Dear god...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:31:33 PM
No.150008827
>>150008947
>>150009438
>>149999384 (OP)
These little shits are the reason why, for the past 8 years, if you said all cartoons look the same nowadays someone would barge in and derail the conversation by rambling about politics
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:45:34 PM
No.150008947
>>150008827
Yeah, memberberries suck
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:05:04 PM
No.150009171
>>150008487
Personal gripe, but I dislike when people forget Red's hair is just Wendy's but flipped and shorter
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:24:50 PM
No.150009387
bump
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:28:48 PM
No.150009438
>>150009501
>>150008827
>1 year and 10 months left to go
I can see the channel being gutted and sold to reality tv jockeys
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:35:33 PM
No.150009501
>>150010985
>>150009438
Speaking of, how is CN doing right now?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:49:48 PM
No.150009639
>>150009692
>>150008029
They openly stated they don’t like Trump
>>150009639
But it could be funny. Apparently, they jokingly said they were republicans at a a liberal awards ceremony and people lost their shit.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:13:14 PM
No.150009875
>>150000950
This is the shittiest meme from this show
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:25:23 PM
No.150009987
bump
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:44:10 PM
No.150010215
bump
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:45:48 PM
No.150010233
>>150010484
>>150007048
And that’s why he’s still the only consistently entertaining character anymore.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:07:55 PM
No.150010484
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:43:45 PM
No.150010965
So, who's the funniest kid?
Can't say Butters or Cartman
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:45:13 PM
No.150010985
>>150011044
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:48:41 PM
No.150011044
>>150010985
I see your point. They could do so better...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:06:59 PM
No.150011276
'Member when Stan crossdressed?
Make it happen, Matt and Trey
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:22:33 PM
No.150011483
got any brap art of this show?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:23:22 PM
No.150011491
>>150011523
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:25:47 PM
No.150011523
>>150041280
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:45:47 PM
No.150011793
This thread is ass
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:11:24 PM
No.150012110
bump
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:48:50 PM
No.150012612
>>150013304
So, is Saddam Trump the new tegridy farms?
If that's the case, then fuck...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:20:59 PM
No.150013157
>>149999384 (OP)
this fucking infuriated me. this, I think, was the beginning of the end for South Park
We get new Star Wars movies coming out where, because the prequels sucked so much ass, they wanted to show "yeah we DO know what a star wars movie is" and gave us one.
then south park is like HURR DURR THEY JUST GON REDO THE WHOOOLLE THING, NO NEW IDEAS
you drooling morons. of course the FIRST movie will be like that. then the SECOND will do something new
and it did! but did you apologize? admit you were wrong? nooo. fuck you guys. you wouldn't know how to re-rail a fucked up franchise if it came with instructions.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:22:11 PM
No.150013178
>>150000781
they've lost their way.
that's what happens when your show becomes just another comedy central "news" program, where you watch the liberal dripfeed of bullshit and then comment on it for clappy laughs.
They used to at least be aligned better, but once they were watching the news, it was dead. because the news isn't real. We have no access to the real info. Social commentary has to come from DIRECT experience. Which they used to have.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:30:29 PM
No.150013304
>>150013331
>>150012612
South Park is going to btfo out of Trump so hard by making the next few seasons about him that he'll be annihilated if runs for a 2nd ter...oh wait.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:32:57 PM
No.150013331
>>150013304
I'm a bit hesitant about South Park's future...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 11:58:39 PM
No.150014924
>>150016251
>>150018622
Brown noise
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 1:26:09 AM
No.150016251
>>150018622
>>150014924
What is that mean?
A joke in the show or something?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:33:26 AM
No.150017337
>>150000078
How Obama by the where?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:00:13 AM
No.150017797
>>150036109
>>150009692
They used to be contrarian lolberts but they've really just become establishment centrists as the years went by
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:46:34 AM
No.150018622
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:38:50 AM
No.150020442
>>149999384 (OP)
Memberberries...
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:40:47 AM
No.150021546
>>149999384 (OP)
Worst season of "South Park" EVER.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:37:41 AM
No.150022706
>>149999384 (OP)
Ooooooohhh I 'member!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:39:00 AM
No.150022735
>>149999384 (OP)
Remember when the troons tried to convince everyone that the recent episodes actually upset anyone? Yeah, that died off pretty quick
>>149999384 (OP)
I didn't think Season 20 was as bad as people including Matt and Trey think it is. For a season where their fuckup on predicting the winner of the election forced them into a situation where they essentially had to improv an entire story, I thought they did surprisingly well. It was only on the initial week by week release of the episodes that it sucked, but watching it all in one go is a good time.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:23:16 AM
No.150024890
>>150025929
>>149999384 (OP)
Why didnt the whole memberberry plot go anywhere? They just show up for a few episodes then, poof, theyre gone.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:25:46 AM
No.150024912
>>149999384 (OP)
Considering I literally live where this show takes place I don't know why I haven't watched it
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:47:30 PM
No.150025761
>>150023285
I didn't like how ooc everyone was, though
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 1:20:33 PM
No.150025929
>>150024890
Because S20 got fucked over with the president's victory
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 1:25:07 PM
No.150025967
>>149999384 (OP)
God Im so fucking old
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 1:29:36 PM
No.150025993
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA!
>>150023285
It's fucking terrible writing to pin the entire plot of your season on the results of a real life even you have no control over. Not to mention the season was sucking hard long before that moment occurred.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:46:56 PM
No.150026472
>>150026058
Yeah, did we really need incel Butters or a masa breakup?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:08:21 PM
No.150026632
>>150026712
>>150039140
>>150023285
It's weird for me because iirc S20 was the around the time I got back into South Park
I enjoyed it and remember people on /co/ enjoying it too. Yeah the storyline was botched but I think there were still some good jokes there and they made the best of it
>>150026058
>plot of your season on the results of a real life even you have no control over
Funnily enough that's my problem with current season. Episode 3 would have been a lot funnier if they had something big to take the piss out of Trump for, but nothing really happened since Ep2 so we kind of just got them rehashing the same jokes. It didn't work for me
>>150026632
South Park was much better when it had plots that just centered on the boys getting into fun shenanigans with current events only acting as supplemental observational humor. The boy pretending to be Ninjas, trying to extort people of Tooth Fairy Money, or returning a movie their parents accidently switched with porno are fucking funny and all work regardless of the cultural references within. Them just reusing the saddam gag to make fun of Trump after failing to make any funny commentary twice before isn't funny.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:37:07 PM
No.150026889
>>149999384 (OP)
I keep wanting to call them "memeberries".
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:13:53 PM
No.150027322
>>150038487
>>150026712
I saw a comment asking why they say they wanna do more episodes like Awesome-O but keep doing political bullshit
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:35:06 PM
No.150027562
>>150027970
>>150038487
>>150026712
I agree with you that it's better, I like all those episodes a fair bit too, but I also think there is room for both.
But it can just end up feeling forced
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:09:41 PM
No.150027970
>>150038487
>>150027562
Well, we're never gonna get kid adventures. Not in this climate...
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:38:34 PM
No.150028343
>>150026058
I'm not denying that fact, I'm just saying that despite their fuckup, in retrospect I think they did a pretty good job overall.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:22:07 PM
No.150028953
>>150029063
They should have Mintberry Crunch kill Trump first thing next episode
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:29:06 PM
No.150029063
>>150029236
>>150028953
I'm still waiting for the reveal that this isn't even actually Trump.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:32:51 PM
No.150029122
>>150029431
>>150000132
Ironic that when they bring back old characters and ideas their usually pretty good at it
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:39:27 PM
No.150029236
>>150029270
>>150029063
My theory is that Trump is Saddam reincarnated.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:41:00 PM
No.150029270
>>150029321
>>150029236
That seems less like a theory and more just the general consensus, especially since some of Trump's lines are straight up ripped from the movie. Not even redubbed, just taken straight from the movie and plopped in here.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:44:26 PM
No.150029320
>>150030064
>>149999384 (OP)
MEMBER Dinner
MEMBER squadala
MEMBER GAY LUIGI
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:44:32 PM
No.150029321
>>150029270
Plus, the actual Saddam in real life is dead.
Plus, the disguise idea seems too obvious
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:50:30 PM
No.150029431
>>150043025
>>150029122
Too bad they hate everything before the movie
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:25:49 PM
No.150030064
>>150029320
I member when memberberries weren't a thing
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:08:48 PM
No.150031253
>>150031706
>>150032518
"I can't believe Randy Quaid, gets to eat like this everyday.''
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:28:18 PM
No.150031706
>>150042048
>>150031253
How the hell has Family Guy never gotten a movie? Is it because they don't know how to fill the runtime without a cutaway every 2 minutes?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:04:14 PM
No.150032518
>>150031253
This show outlived South Park. Fight me
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:33:47 PM
No.150033093
>>149999384 (OP)
South Park brapkino when?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:32:30 PM
No.150034197
Anyone have actually edgy ideas?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:44:04 PM
No.150034418
Modern South Park is only funny if you keep up with the news cycle. I don't, so I don't watch modern South Park.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:45:09 PM
No.150034442
>>150034686
>>150000647
>>150000781
To be fair, I chalk that up to Chef's VA being involved with scientology. The scientology cult made the due quite and then soon after, he died. M & T probably don't like some of the older characters because they bring up bad memories.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:56:36 PM
No.150034686
>>150034442
Well that checks out...
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:55:50 PM
No.150035711
Bump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:07:10 AM
No.150035913
>>150036396
>>150037142
I've talked about this before, but for me the show stopped being appealing when Cartman became the only asshole kid and everyone else turned into a boring faggot.
>S1-S6 South Park had Stan occasionally making an antisemitic joke at Kyle's expense, Kyle and Stan would laugh at Cartman's jokes about Kenny's poverty, Stan, Kyle and Kenny would join Cartman in picking on kids lower than them on the totem pole, like Butters and Pip
I think that stopped being a thing around season 8 or so. It was always only Cartman starting shit and every other kid was a boring goody two shoes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:10:20 AM
No.150035987
>>150036396
>South park is totally still funny, goys. You just hate that they are making fun of you!
>South park thread that isn't about topical orange man is completely shit and was summed up in the first ten posts.
>>150017797
>Early episode about how people should tolerate each other's political differences and to not discount the voices of middle Americans
Weird how they threw that out the window as soon as someone they didnt like won
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:30:14 AM
No.150036396
>>150035913
Butters has been a POS even without Cartman's influence and Clyde became an alt-right grifter 2 episodes ago. I never got this argument.
>>150035987
Well, what are your ideas to make this thread better?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:49:07 AM
No.150036796
Bump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:53:28 AM
No.150036871
>>150036109
Everything is political, chud! Now vote for the Right option next time! W- wait n- no stop voting for the option I don't like! I'll call you more rude words!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:04:34 AM
No.150037100
>>150036109
Centrists and media always pull shit off like that. Pretend to be your friend and not to pick sides until the heat is actually on.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:06:40 AM
No.150037142
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:31:29 AM
No.150037612
>>150038520
Think we should let the fartfag in?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:16:53 AM
No.150038356
Fuck it, Heidi should come back and just fart for 5 minutes uninterrupted
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:23:24 AM
No.150038487
>>150038764
>>150041318
>>150026712
>>150027322
>>150027562
>>150027970
I mourned that Trump's win meant that SP was gonna go full political as always, the seasons after COVID and before the 2024 election looked it was going to dial back on the politics and push more characterization. Sucks that we're no gonna get that now.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:25:10 AM
No.150038520
>>150037612
I think he prefers to be let out
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:36:33 AM
No.150038764
>>150039160
>>150043061
>>150038487
Maybe they'll do it when Trump steps down or dies
Also, maybe they're afraid of getting shit for not covering Trump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:58:54 AM
No.150039140
>>150039359
>>150043340
>>150026632
People weren’t really enjoying the story itself, but it res the first fully serialized season of the show after two seasons of teasinf the format and people hyped to see South Park attempt to tell a full season length story, and especially to see them use Gerald instead of Randy who had gotten super stale by then and is now even more stale.
They just happened to pick a bland storyline that ended up going nowhere because they were stupid and actually thought Hilary was gonna win when anyone who actually looked at the rallies could tell Trump had the election in the bag from day one
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:00:12 AM
No.150039160
>>150039692
>>150038764
They didn’t cover Biden or Kamala at all. They’re not afraid of not covering Trump, they just have extreme TDS
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:12:26 AM
No.150039359
>>150039140
I mean, they could've done the season the way they wanted regardleas...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:34:45 AM
No.150039692
>>150040592
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:30:48 AM
No.150040592
>>150040674
>>150039692
Bitch all you want, you can’t ignore a blatant political bias. Vintage South Park would have loved mocking Biden and Kamala
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:35:01 AM
No.150040674
>>150041112
>>150040592
Yeah, for like 2 episodes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:11:41 AM
No.150041112
>>150042029
>>150044176
>>150040674
>shit himself in front of the pope
>constantly blabbered nonsense
>media was more interested in his ice cream taste than his policies
>was effectively brain dead while his staff did his job for him
>Lets Go Brandon
Biden was a massive well for South Park and they would have absolutely done a lot with him, there was frankly lore material for Biden than there is Trump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:22:42 AM
No.150041254
Good, now make Randy a geologist again and have him be a supporting character. Enough of the dude WEED jokes because even though it seems like they live vicariously through Randy their own characters in their own show openly are sick of this shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:25:02 AM
No.150041280
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:28:46 AM
No.150041318
>>150038487
It's sad because it is such low hanging fruit.
>>149999384 (OP)
It's funny that the jews in the jew Hollywood want to really rag on Trump for everything but the big sticking point for why the right actually hates him in big numbers now. Or the war he's enabling. Or the war he's trying to perform.
South Park will not be edgy until they make the I learned something today be 'some jews are evil bastards using jewry for evil things and they have to be stopped but Kyle is still my friend and not to blame for them'. Have Stan and Kanye and Mel Gibson and Joseph Smith charge into South Brooklyn and fight The Sesame Street Count, and Fiveish and the Skeksis and the Happy Merchant to slay the Elders of Zion, and save Kyle from his possession by ZOG, because it'd be the funniest thing, Fiveish twisting Mel Gibson's nipple and he thrusts and go 'UUGGGH my nipples HURT when the JEWWWS TWIST them!' and then he stabs them with a patriot gun and Kanye uses his gay fish powers to reflect rainbow scales on the count and burn him with the sunlight and it'd be all memberberries and topical and also a 'no we talked about them we fought the jews and won so stop talking about israel they're peace and love in the South Park world' but NO
NO THEY'RE TOO CHICKENSHIT FOR REAL EDGY HUMOR THEY'RE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO SCARE A PRODUCER WITH ALL THEIR FUCK OFF MONEY AND FRANCHISE POWER THEY'RE EITHER COWARDS OR THEY LOVE WHAT'S GOING ON AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
>>150041381
Actually yeah episode starts Cartman is talking about jews and the sewer stuff that never got investigated, and Kyle's just fuming walking back home 'how could he THINK that Jews use the sewer to kidnap people?' and then suddenly out of the storm drain burst a bunch of nosferatu-ass orthodox-looking guys who grab Kyle, and screech like rats when he kicks one of them holding his leg in the face, but as his father looks on, Gerald just closes his eyes and looks away as Kyle is dragged into impossibly cavernous and forboding sewerpipes below, to end up in a dark altar in front of a Moloch statue, and as out walks a hooded figure revealing to be Mel Brooks himself, to tell Kyle he's been chosen to hold the spirit of the great ZOG within by The Jews. And Stan has to rescue him after his friends are rounded up or killed (OH MY GOD THE JEWS KILLED KENNY!) and Stan gets away after falling into Stark's pond and being saved Aquaman style by Ye and his Gay Nazi Fish Army (ALL MY GAY FISH NAZIS GAY FISH HEIL HITLER)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:51 AM
No.150041788
>>150041381
Nintendo HIRE THIS MAN
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:16:34 AM
No.150041901
Don’t forget Matt & Trey’s lawyer is also Hunter Biden’s lawyer, which is why they were ultra nice to Biden and Kamala
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:24:59 AM
No.150042029
>>150041112
>crackhead son and dementia father
That was a Randy and Gramps setup on a silver platter, and they just ignored it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:18 AM
No.150042048
>>150031706
I guess the TV specials are good enough for them like Futurama?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:33:24 AM
No.150042920
>>150043429
>>150008080
Anyone here shocked they both hated trump back in 2015/2016? I thought they would vote for him. It’s like the same thing with hating Macfarlane.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:36:08 AM
No.150042955
>>150009692
They certainly would be the most right leaning people in a liberal space. I understand why they might had said that. Elephant in the room.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:41:19 AM
No.150043025
>>150029431
Did they say why they hated the first three seasons? Outside of pushing 60 and hating everything you did in your 20’s?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:44:25 AM
No.150043061
>>150043393
>>150038764
Personally, I don’t see this any differently than the whole Phil Colins thing. They will stop doing it after two more episodes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:17:14 AM
No.150043340
>>150043429
>>150039140
I dunno, I enjoyed the Skankhunt stuff and the girls vs boys stuff
PC Principal is also one of my favourite characters, or, was, that Season
Maybe I'd have felt differently if I'd been keeping up with South Park but I hadn't watched for years and I was happy with what I got when I got into it again.
I didn't mind the Trump shit going nowhere but then I'm not Murican so don't really care for that platline as is. It's another reason why this Season doesn't feel so good to me because they've doubled down and as a non Murican I just don't follow the politics there closely enough to get all the jokes. I had no idea who the woman was in the 2nd episode
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:25:00 AM
No.150043393
>>150043061
Don't think so. They already made season to shit on Trump earlier this year and the biweekly release is so they can reedit the episodes due to how dated a lot of them are
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:30:08 AM
No.150043429
>>150043902
>>150042920
They’re left libertarians, and have never liked republicans. Don’t forget; these are the same people who made an entire sitcom to mock George W Bush. They were never going to be pro Trump.
>>150043340
The skankhunt stuff was funny at first, but it went nowhere and kinda seemed to misunderstand trolling culture. Which is bad when the entire point was to be a commentary on it. The season started strong but got worse as it went on.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:00:12 AM
No.150043902
>>150043429
>kinda seemed to misunderstand trolling culture
Remind me, because I remember thinking it was fine. Gerald was just doing it for shits and giggles while some of the others were doing it because they were miserable. It dispelled the myth a bit that trolls are always just loners with nothing better to do
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:50:17 AM
No.150044097
>>149999384 (OP)
>stop being nostalgic you freak
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:10:02 AM
No.150044176
>>150044393
>>150041112
fuck classic south park with current events would have been so funny
even Trump shit would have been funny because they'd have mocked both side with Trump doing mundane shit and the media freaking out everytime like with the Obama election episode everyone freaks out Trump is gonna destroy America but nothing really changes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:12:46 AM
No.150044183
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:36:15 AM
No.150044277
>the past WASN'T better
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:10:17 PM
No.150044393
>>150044176
And they'd contain it to a few episodes rather than entire seasons
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:23:51 PM
No.150044688
Bump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:08:16 PM
No.150045200
So....
This thread kinda sucks now, you guys wanna bail?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:25:12 PM
No.150045840
>>150045893
Would you guys want an episode dealing with the kids in highschool, and outrageous future problems?(They still wear jackets despite there not being anymore snow, they have a new singing chef at the highschool, Wendy wants to be gay with Bebe but Bebe is dating butters etc. etc ))
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:30:02 PM
No.150045893
>>150045840
Honestly, anything is better than more Orange Man Bad.
Feel like it should be a single episode, thouh.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:38:40 PM
No.150046670
Someone should remake the battleshits scene in Harold and Kumar with South Park characters
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:48:17 PM
No.150046785
>>150046983
>>150041486
>Kanye's gay nazi fish army.
This feels like exactly the kind of thing you would've seen in the early seasons.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:02:46 PM
No.150046983
>>150046785
Which is why it'll never happen
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:24:30 PM
No.150047307
>>150049230
Wendy should fart on Butters and take a shit in Cartman's mouth
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:16:18 PM
No.150048068
Anyone seen that pic of an ICE agent with a fat ass arresting someone with a South Park shirt?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:18:02 PM
No.150048091
>>150045734
He always does.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:35:07 PM
No.150049230
>>150049310
>>150047307
You're a latinx spic
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:40:40 PM
No.150049310
>>150051039
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:48:51 PM
No.150050486
Bump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:17:35 PM
No.150051039
>>150051079
>>150049310
Why do your kind always has a fetish for that?
Don't you people think that's way too low, even for you people?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:19:48 PM
No.150051079
>>150051039
Just saying, that would be genuinely edgy for South Park's standards.
Mayne cut out Cartman getting shit in.his mouth
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:34:49 PM
No.150052324
>>150052985
>>149999384 (OP)
I remember we have berries.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:21:45 AM
No.150052985
>>150052324
Member Kyley B?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:23:44 AM
No.150053019
>>150053142
>>150053426
Remember when the format of the show wasn't Randy or Cartman being dumb and everyone rolling their eyes? Like a shitty comic routine?
In the old episodes everyone was dumb. Like Sharon in the Halloween special, and Wendy killing her teacher. Now everyone in South Park is a straight man in a comedy routine except for Randy and Cartman
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:31:37 AM
No.150053142
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:49:39 AM
No.150053426
>>150053019
Also, watch Always Sunny if you want everyone to be an asshole
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:18:52 AM
No.150053918
Anyway, the other South Park kids are assholes at times. I never got this criticism
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 2:36:42 AM
No.150055104
Wendy is more bearable as Call Girl
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:14:41 AM
No.150055764
>>150056052
Hate how every South Park thread either dies or gets derailed
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:32:12 AM
No.150056020
>>150056108
>>150060856
>>150045734
Yeah things are going great
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:34:41 AM
No.150056052
>>150056089
>>150055764
A political show including children derails on 4chan? Whaat?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:35:39 AM
No.150056075
>>150009692
I legit think they would get mailed firebombs if they even hinted of liking the dude.
Even more so when they did that episode with Muhammad.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:36:31 AM
No.150056089
>>150056190
>>150056052
Well, I'd be fine with anything except political shit. Like the people who wanna have Fat Heidi fart on their dick or somehing
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:37:59 AM
No.150056108
>>150056020
>>150045734
I can't believe he would do this.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:43:52 AM
No.150056190
>>150056462
>>150056089
Yeah but who cares what pedophiles want
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 4:01:25 AM
No.150056462
>>150056190
Well, I'd take that over another r/politics thread
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 4:02:20 AM
No.150056481
>>150058063
>>149999384 (OP)
>nooo don't nOOtice things are worse than they were, that's just nostalgia
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:50:24 AM
No.150057934
>>150000132
That is very clever.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:55:56 AM
No.150058014
>>150000835
Trump pushed for censorship, so of course they're gonna go after him now
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:56:40 AM
No.150058028
>>150059023
I have south park fatigue
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:59:03 AM
No.150058063
>>150058092
>>150056481
If things suck now, what can we do as an audience? Make our own art inspired by when things used to not suck?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:01:40 AM
No.150058092
>>150059384
>>150058063
>conservatives
>making art
The best you'll get is AIslop.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:27:32 AM
No.150059023
>>150059278
>>150073460
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:47:37 AM
No.150059278
>>150060820
>>150059023
Its getting record ratings lol
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:00:28 AM
No.150059384
>>150059777
>>150058092
I was going to say something snarky but you're right. This is all that society can create now.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:01:31 AM
No.150059777
>>150059384
Lefties are doing fine making original shit
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:55 AM
No.150060214
>>150036109
I mean, you gotta draw a line somewhere.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:01:35 PM
No.150060820
>>150061289
>>150059278
But at what cost?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:05:31 PM
No.150060829
>>150041486
>then suddenly out of the storm drain burst a bunch of nosferatu-ass orthodox-looking guys who grab Kyle, and screech like rats when he kicks one of them holding his leg in the face, but as his father looks on, Gerald just closes his eyes and looks away as Kyle is dragged into impossibly cavernous and forboding sewerpipes below, to end up in a dark altar in front of a Moloch statue, and as out walks a hooded figure revealing to be Mel Brooks himself, to tell Kyle he's been chosen to hold the spirit of the great ZOG within by The Jews. And Stan has to rescue him after his friends are rounded up or killed (OH MY GOD THE JEWS KILLED KENNY!) and Stan gets away after falling into Stark's pond and being saved Aquaman style by Ye and his Gay Nazi Fish Army
that's pretty funny
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:11:32 PM
No.150060856
>>150065661
>>150056020
the US losing global reserve currency status is inevitable, its better if it was sooner rather than later
though that's not what's happening unfortunately and i'd bet it'll zoom back up some once markets open
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 2:17:56 PM
No.150061289
>>150061597
>>150060820
My entertainment.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:00:38 PM
No.150061597
>>150061289
Should've been the girls doing that, but Matt and trey lost their balls
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 4:05:13 PM
No.150062207
I wanna have the girls have the same gross humor like the boys do
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:25:46 PM
No.150063049
Tiddy farts
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:11:09 PM
No.150063583
Fuck it, this thread is dead
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:58:38 PM
No.150064196
Member when the girls in South Park were funny?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:15:47 PM
No.150065330
>>150065554
>>149999384 (OP)
Give me that berries
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:30:35 PM
No.150065554
>>150065330
They brainwash you, anon
>>149999384 (OP)
>be left leaning
>2016
>Trump starts getting popularity
>agree with some of his points
>friends are aggressive over even considering anything he says as true
>starts pushing me away, can’t even have a reasonable discussion
>every show I watch starts having the same political messaging at the same time
>it’s eerie
>somebody says “the jew cries out as he strikes you”
>think about South Park
>notice that there’s few, if any, minorities in the show that act poorly
>Cupid Ye episode
>Randy becomes the unreasonable stand in for prejudice while Tolkien and his family are the upstanding family that does no wrong
>it’s antisemitic to say jews run Hollywood
>in the exact same episode:
There's lots of Black people in the NBA, but nobody says, "The NBA is run by Black people!"
That's because the NBA is run by white people!
>finally notice it
>thenjew cries out as they strike you
>can’t stop noticing jewish betrayal everywhere
>hate all of society because it seems to only advocate for jews and hurting Whites
Is there anyway out of this bros?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:37:59 PM
No.150065661
>>150060856
Sure bro its going great
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:41:34 PM
No.150065719
>>150065888
>>150066057
>>150065614
How do you cope with Trump being an Israeli stooge?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:53:10 PM
No.150065888
>>150066916
>>150065719
Anon, I’m way past that now, I didn’t expect Trump to do shit even before he became president the 2nd time. At this point I want to protect and inform the people I care about and that’s all
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:04:06 PM
No.150066057
>>150066324
>>150065719
Man if you were woke on J by the 2016 election and you didn't bail in the April 2017 Rocketshots, I don't know what to tell you.
>>150065614
Think of it like that old Chris Rock bit about niggas, there's jewish people, and there's The Jews.
Your average Meyerland jewish bagel shop owner, maybe he's cutting costs where he shouldn't, maybe he's got some hangups about goyim, but he's harmless in the big picture, and he'll go along with whatever's said up top.
Jonathan Greenblatt is a fucking Jew.
Yes, 85% of jewish americans support israel's actions and consider it antisemitic to challenge it per 2024 polling, there's not a lot of good to be found in the tribe, but what matters is calling out the bastards and not caring when they tell you you can't. Anyone who does is an opp and needed to be stopped anyway.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:20:00 PM
No.150066324
>>150066401
>>150066057
I talked with a jew about Israel/Palestine and how some of the graduate students in my program are gungho about it and he went on this weird rant on how Israel was made by jews that believed vhrist was the messiah and how no real jew thinks that and how palestinians want to eradicate all jews
I thought it was weird how neurotic and obsessed it became because it wasn’t even my thoughts on the matter. I don’t want jews to die, or to genocide them, I think they’re manipulative and will betray you. I feel like this thought process is why they do it, it’s so weird
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:25:07 PM
No.150066401
>>150066592
>>150066324
You should read the Kevin McDonald trilogy if you haven't.
>I don’t want jews to die, or to genocide them
Neither do I, but I know evil has to be stopped, and there's a lot of it out there. Whatever it takes, however long, this madness of pedophiles and Palestinian purges HAS to be stopped.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:36:43 PM
No.150066566
>>150066617
>>150066888
>>150065614
everything bad a jew can do is supported by white protestants. If all jews got raptured the world wouldn't change. The US would still finance some state in the middle east to clean out the oil fields, media would still try to tell you how to live, millionaires would still dodge the law (remember enron? they are all free; remember DuPont releasing poison in the drinking water? they're thriving). Your life won't improve in any way, you won't get from the state the same services a third world country can provide, your taxes will keep going to economic incentives to create jobs that pay minimum wage while killing competition.
If you blame someone for something it should be obvious why they are to blame, if you need to access secret knowledge to know why against all logic it's their fault then you're probably getting dupped.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:38:56 PM
No.150066592
>>150066401
I’ll look into it, to be honest, my upbringing has already brougjt with it an extreme understanding of culture and social trends and I think that the exegesis of the Saul’s teaching in the New Testament is namely and decidedly that only through God can these things be defeated. Outside of that, it’s entirely a resource war dependent on social conditioning and fostering resentments. Participating in that type of conflict through normal means would lead to the exact behavior I detest in the first place. Naming the jew, as it were, is only so effective when it is a particular jew in your community. The identity itself is a manifestation of their belief in a divine right to rule, when it is only in reality a promise God gave to them but one He has set as something to reject. What’s the point in being able to rule as a king if you cannot call it that?
One of the biggest tells you can have in the types of Christian communities you should avoid is if they reject Saul’s teachings. Whatever Macdonald or even Hitler thinks they can say about them has already been stated by Saul and condoned by the Lord Himself.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:40:41 PM
No.150066617
>>150066742
>>150066566
Anon, there’s no secret knowledge here. Look into 0% Mortgage rates for jews, look into acceptance rates in higher education, look into the percentage population that jews make up hollywood, finances, or the media. None of this is secret, only taboo to speak of.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:47:47 PM
No.150066742
>>150066763
>>150066617
would your mortage get better if there were no jews? would media acomodate your?
Some of them have privileges, they're not in control of the world. It's like saying indians control silicon valley because they keep getting preferential hiring over americans.
The jews didn't decide that instead of charging the richest people for contaminating our water they should pay each other through green credits, that you should pay for the chance of getting hired by a corporation that will make you work for free for years, that hospital owners can charge themselves for the land they occupy and declare themselves bankrupt demanding state money to keep the hospital they killed alive. All done in the open with direct interaction. Not preferential unfair treatment, actively fucking people over.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:49:09 PM
No.150066763
>>150066893
>>150066742
Would my mortgage get better if I was a jew, anon?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:57:09 PM
No.150066888
>>150066916
>>150066566
>everything bad a jew can do is supported by white protestants
It’d still be the jew doing the bad thing
>if all the jews got raptured nothing would change
If all the jews got raptured it would probably be the biggest boon for Christian zionism. I think you meant removed though, in which case I disagree. It’s hard to cut off the first head but it’s a lot easier to cut off the second. When you’ve challenged the order on its sacrosanct class, which despite your framing of
>secret knowledge to know why against all logic it's their fault
Everyone can see have done some sick shit, then you can challenge the industries that held them up. If nothing else it will leave one less cowardly shield for your true ‘ebil rich xtians’ to hide under, and make your assumedly communist job easier.
That’s another thing, I don’t know why you don’t just make communist ethnostates as the stepping stone if race is so difficult to decouple from for your crew. If you really believe the class war is obstructed by the culture war, stop fighting the culture war first.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:57:30 PM
No.150066893
>>150066977
>>150066763
if you go bomb someone's house in the middle east probably yeah
It applies to white people too, you get latin american tier services like free college if you just go kill people so they can privatize some country. Jews just push their people more into the pipeline so they get a free taste. You can even get extra pay for studying arts or social sciences, you just need to kill some people and get Elon some cheap minerals.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:58:33 PM
No.150066916
>>150065888
>>150066888
>double trips of truth
Science is settled there. I’ll accept your bowing out of the convo anon, it’s okay, Kek wills as he will.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:02:16 PM
No.150066977
>>150067021
>>150066893
You’re dodging the question anon so I’m going to assume you hate Whites and are muddying the waters on purpose.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:06:39 PM
No.150067021
>>150066977
I'm not.
I'm saying you could get the same thing right now if you do the same thing they do.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:45 PM
No.150067108
>>150067213
>>150000843
They seriously just need to come to terms with the fact that they can't handle long form narratives. Every single attempt at doing season+ long story arcs has ended with it being an akward disjointed mess that drags down the whole show.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:22:15 PM
No.150067213
>>150067449
>>150067108
It doesn’t help that everyone speaks like a south park episode on the internet so every single episode reads like a twitter page
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:57 PM
No.150067449
>>150067508
>>150067213
The show itself kinda touched on this with Cartman's whole crisis in the first 2 eps. He's not special anymore since being an asshole is mainstream
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:48 PM
No.150067508
>>150068314
>>150067449
If only they applied that to literally every other theme in the story saying the same thing
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:34:47 PM
No.150068314
>>150067508
Well, they did. Woke is dead
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:48:40 PM
No.150068515
>the people whining about jews are all Trump voters
lmao
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:03:31 AM
No.150069698
>>150069938
>>150071590
>>149999384 (OP)
They are berries, alright.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:17:59 AM
No.150069938
>>150071590
>>150069698
Yes, they are
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:13:08 AM
No.150071590
>>150069698
>>150069938
What would they taste like...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:59:31 AM
No.150072297
>>150072308
>>150041381
>>150041486
"So why did those orthodox-looking vampire guys want me killed?"
>"You mean The Jews."
"Ugh, Mr. Gibson, no, that's not what jewish people are like, they-"
>"No, not the jewish people. The Jews."
"...Wha-What?"
>"THE Jews."
>*thunderbolts and these gargoylish brute jewish manbat thing with a big nose, snarls from atop the mountains in pour raining as the camera pans down to a village*
"What?"
>"DEEP in the mountains of eastern Europe, in darkest night they stalked the lands of Khazaria."
>*a panicked girl rushes to a door as a shadow swoops over the land and she shrieks*
>>"AЛӐКHA УҪӐP, ПУP ЫPӐХЛӐХ ЮPATHӐШӐH, AЛӐКHA УҪӐP!"
>*the beast lands and towers over the girl as she stcreams and tries to hold up a silver symbol of the Sonnenrad on a plate, to no avail*
>>"D-D-DA JOOOOOO!"
>the beast drains her body of life until she's a dessicated husk, as the haunting slasher gothic music accompanying the grisly scene
"And it was there, they met the Israelis"
>the shot slowly moves to her discarded dessicated corpse, as we see a necklace of the star of david on the inside
"Dajoo, or The Jews as we now know them, hunted the Israelis deep in the mountains of the Khanate, who ignored their pleas for assistance. Those who survived... were changed."
>scenes of some israelis turned, wailing in despair as they tugged on their new sidelocks, and the ladies sobbing at their giant noses and ugly head slopes
"The transformation changed the diaspora. They were no longer Israelis in Diaspora, they were new. Bound to The Jews, they were... the Jewish."
>*change shot to a dark cave as mindless jewish men bowed to their hunchbacked flying masters, around a giant fat withered soulsucker creature, one of them creaks "oy! oy!" and another cries "ooohhYYY G'valt" as it gulps*
>"Only the most of them knew the truth, fewer truly took direct instruction, but the tribe was now beholden to the Jews' Dark Intentions"
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:00:32 AM
No.150072308
>>150072324
>>150072297
>*a germanic jewish peasant is holding a shovel in confusion*
>>"ס מוז זיין אַ טעות! איך בין אַ גוטער פאַרמער, און איך מוז צושטעלן שווערע אַרבעט צו מײַנע נײַע מענטשן, און זיי געבן עסן!"
>*The Jew screeches and breaks his shovel and forces into his hand a checkbook and abacus*
>"The Jews made their servants go in banking, to secure funds for their evil plans"
>*cut back to Stan looking confused and concerned*
"But w- Wait, hang on, what does any of that have to do with me?"
>"Very well, it's a lot to take in."
"I don't know, I guess I should care but this feels really-"
>"The Jews hunt you Stan, because you are possibly, The Shabbos"
>>>"You mean the Jews THINK he is The Shabbos, Mel. They think a lot of young white boys are, to justify their appetites."
>In walks Aquaman-styled Balenciaga suited Kanye West, in his Alex Jones mask
>"You are clouded in the blackpill, brother West. The Shabbos is real."
>>>"THE SHABBOS is another cowardly tale the jewish people spun. No one's coming to SAVE them, while they keep supporting The Jews! It's impossible!"
>"A curse is a curse, we pity the Jewish people we are forced to fight. Whatever they've done."
>>>"BAH! Let's just get this over with!"
>*Kanye throws up his hand and storms ahead down the temple hall. Mel looks on grimly*
>"You have to forgive his mockery, Stan. His wife fell in love with a jewish person. It's a personal crusade for him now."
"Wuh... was that- Kanye Wes-"
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:01:33 AM
No.150072324
>>150072342
>>150072308
>"Fusion with the Jews gave the Jewish many powers of persuasion. A sort of innate sixth sense. Most just know to read the room, most of the 'inner circle' can read minds conciously, but a few renegades live in solitude, specially hunted by The Jews. One such Jewish renegade was attuned to the Israeli bloodline so deeply, he could see the future. And in it, he saw a triumphant man, but not a jewish man, holding a great sword, the slain jew's head in his hand. This Goy, The Shabbos as they call him, was destined to lead the jewish people out of The Jews' control. It is not known who The Shabbos is, but the sword was easily recognized."
>>*Mel Gibson and Stan enter into hexagonal chamber with triangles up the walls, bloodshot eyes in the center like that shit on the dollar bill but evil, and in the center, floats a jeweled centurion sword*
>"This is the Sword of Bar Kokhba, the last Israeli Prince before Hadrian ended his revolt. He created this place to guard his sacred artifact, so that none but the purest of his legacy may wield it. Since the Israelis became the Jewish People, they could no longer touch it, like any other foreigner."
>>>"Nor any goy of any tribe either, but their little prophecy says one may yet wield it."
>"They believe it would be an ally of a Zoghost, hence why they're going after you."
>>>"And that's why we're here to test."
"Wait wait wait, burn? As in I will die if I'm not him?"
>"Unfortunately yes, but-"
"What the fuck, no I'm not going to do the test! Screw that!"
>"Would you give The Jews their King renewed again? The last time that happened was 1914!"
"That is NOT my problem."
>>>"Psh, well it's definitely not him then, The Shabbos wouldn't let his best friend die like this! We should have grabbed the Blonde One."
>>*Stan blinks defiantly and then looks back at the sword. All hesitation is gone from the boy, as he walks towards the sword. His clothes start simmering, and he starts seeming to sting getting near the blade*
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:03:02 AM
No.150072342
>>150072324
>"Yes... yes!"
>>>"It... can't be."
>>*Stan's Polyester hybrid unkosher overcoat catches fire and he throws it off, facing the energy of the blade head on. It repels him, but slowly, though with discomfort, Stan reaches for the sword's hilt, and with one quick sweep, he pulls the blade from its holding place and holds it aloft, gleaming gems irradiating the chamber with rainbow light. Ye drops his male symbol trident shocked
>>>"It's... true."
>>*Mel Gibson bows in venerance to Stan and arises smiling*
>"Now begins The Golden Age."
>>*suddenly shrieking is heard around the chamber, and in walks Ben Shapiro*
>>"H'wellwellwell there, it seems you, gotthemagicsword, alright."
>"Benjamin! Does your evil reach have no bounds?"
>>*he taps his big dumbo ears*
>>"I hear many things, Mr. Gibson. Now, Stan, let's say, for the sake of the argument, you were to hand that over to me. What sort of prize would you take in exchange?"
"Can I... just get Kyle back, so I don't have to be part of this anymo-"
>"NO STAN! DON'T DEAL WITH THE BEAST!"
>>*Ben Shapiro tuts*
>>"Such a price is, NOT what, theMasteris, willing to pay. May I offer you, sex slaves or a, private island? Wehavealottathose"
"Wh- no."
>>"Then I'm afraid, there's no matter arguing further."
"No of course, we gotta, go through the whole mess of this. Okay. Fine. Sur-Jus-, nnm, Whatever."
>>>"YOU WON'T LAY A FINGER ON THE SHABBOS'S HEAD!"
>>*Kanye West charges Ben with his trident, as the Jews surrounding the chamber are chased into the scene by Flying Fish with SS uniforms on*
>>>"I'll hold them off! Get Stan to South Brooklyn, we have to slay The Giant Jew in his castle to break the curse! Hail Victory!"
>"Hail Victory, brother West. Come Stan, we'll take my eighteen-wheeler from Mad Max there after we paint a bunch of swastikas and sonnenrads on it!"
"Fucking- Christ, man. Fine."
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:27:30 AM
No.150073460