Thread 150002516

>There are no straight female characters anymore!
Oh?
Post them

>>150002516 (OP)
Duplicate isn’t straight she’s been in a threesome with Rex.

>>150002611
i do not believe this for one single nano-second

>>150002516 (OP)
>>150002611
>>150002780
>>150002797
>same two shows multiple times

>>150002853
>All are straight female characters
Wow so /co/ just lies all the time eh

>>150002879
She doesn't count

>>150003072
Why?

>>150002797
It's cheating when she has a gay and pozzed boyfriend.

>>150003104
coal burner.

>>150002853
Wow. A show can have MULTIPLE straight characters? Pinch me I must be dreaming!

>>150003138
nobody wants to touch you, you smell fucking weird anon.

>>150003116
I see the goalposts moving at record speed, anywho the thread is about straight females.

>>150003157
You can smell someone over an internet connection?

>>150003172
>There's too many gays.
>Here's a straight relationship!
>That character's relationship is still with a gay man.
>GOALPOST MOVING! GOALPOST MOVING!

>>150003180
what the fuck do you think the smellophone was made for?

>>150003214
Disagree on Vax. His bisexuality is basically nonexistent. That said, I 100% agree on not counting >>150002879. White female x black male characters are specifically put there to emasculate white viewers and make the leftists viewers feel OK about liking a heterosexual couple.

>>150003390
He flirted nonstopped with the drag queen shopkeeper while they were together. I only saw the first season and that was just about the only thing he did aside from talk to his sister a bit.

>>150003121
That's disgusting but technically super straight because the girl is going after a huge cock

Vizlet!

>>150003439
So is faggotry contagious now? If a girl fucks a bisexual dude she is gay?

>>150003439
No, the shopkeeper flirted with him. Vax mostly looks uncomfortable, except when he wants something.

>>150003475
She's totally fucking the trademaster in secret.

>>150002516 (OP)
Heterosexuality in female characters has always been the least developed and prevalent aspect of sexuality in fiction, because it's attacked on two fronts:
>male writers incapable of writing a straight girl, because they can't in a million years understand what women find appealing in men
>feminists who think heterosexuality is inherently sexist and oppressive towards women
The end result is that there are far more female characters in Western cartoons who are either lesbians or just asexual than there are female characters that legitimately pine after men. The point of this thread was to prove how ridiculous a statement like that is, and yet you've been able to produce practically no examples. Even think of a small handful in the last few years has been like pulling teeth. Just admit that we're right about this.

>>150003214
The mental gymnastics you are doing, sir.

>>150002780
Ummm she's dating a coalburner so it doesn't count also.

>>150002516 (OP)
One of the show staff even said that the creator sees them both as straight, though headcanons them as bi/gay. So canonically, they're both straight.

>>150002879
she counts and might as well be the straightest female character.

>>150003315
I thought she was cute

To my knowledge there was only one gay woman in this comic, with the other flipping from gay to bi. Eve's probably the straightest in the comic though.

>>150002516 (OP)
DSL

>>150006806
Man, the manufactured hatred for this show was so cringe.

It's not without it's flaws, mind you, but seeing all those so called "fans" pulling a tantrum about it gave me the biggest second hand embarrassment I have ever experienced as a MOTU fan.

>>150006806
/co/ assured me that Teela was a bull dyke for months anon.

> Retcon the useless character that was created as a joke.
The cartoon is garbage and their original ideas are terrible. For example, Omniman could have been stopped if the guardians had had time to act, as was shown later that they were the real deal, since the new team only caught up with them much later. That and I don't like the animation.

>>150006823
Just in caase you are not being ironic see >>150006819
One of the main aspect of this show is the development of the love story between Adam and Teela.

>>150006832
>Just in caase you are not being ironic
I'm being sarcastic. I do recall multiple threads insisting Teela was gay though.

>>150006819
I'm sure its still better than the upcoming live action film

>>150006848
Well, Travis Knight is in charge so I remain cautiously optimistic.

>>150006852
I'm not. It'll have race change garbage like MOTUR. King Grayskull about to be KANG Grayskull again.

>>150002516 (OP)
pomni if you think she's attracted to the gummy croc?

turning red girl.

>>150003644
this is why gay men always get written by either other gay men, or fujo women

>>150006824
i thought she was asexual.

>>150003157
>Butthurt over his "own" getting shot down hard, anon resortys to butthurt name calling

>>150006860
>It'll have race change garbage like MOTUR
MOTUR was good, though. And I can't actually think of any race change. The 3D Netflix show had race and gender swap, but it was more of a reboot rather than a sequel or an adaptation anyway.

>>150006863
No, Fionna had a crush on Prince Bubblegum, Marshall Lee and Ice King in her original world and dated DJ Flame in the normie world. Cake dated Lord Monochromicorn.

>>150006895
https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/King_Grayskull_(Revelation)
https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/King_Grayskull

>>150006863
>i thought she was asexual.
The intro of the show has her outright crying over a break up

>>150006899
>2002 character
That's a show from a different continuity, anon. He wasn't established in the 80's MOTU universe before MOTUR, so it's not really a race change.

>>150006919
>That's a show from a different continuity, anon. He wasn't established in the 80's MOTU universe before MOTUR, so it's not really a race change.

>>150002516 (OP)
A older one, but the remake came out last year so what the heck

>>150006897
>>150006912
oh i see thanks for clearing that up. not the first time the internet lied to me

>>150006930
correct, but that show is like.... 10 years old.... i can feel myself withering

>>150006978
cuck

>>150007071
cuck.

>>150007081
Also, I don't think that cucking has much to do with fictional character being race swapped.

What kind of homo isn’t into bisexual chicks?

Two chicks making out is way hotter than one

>>150007186
All got BPD

>>150002516 (OP)
What do you mean by these days?

>>150002583
With one copy....that's like masturbation for her.

>>150007011
>the remake came out last year
What?

>>150003121
How does going after the most masculine group of men not count as being straight?

>>150003475
Yinglets have no concept of gay or straight. Sex is just fun for them.

>>150010515
A higher percentage of black people identify as some form of gay than white people.

>>150010736
Only for the males. For the females, they are basically forced on reproductive duty. At least the ones who do not have inadequate mutations.

And while you might consider that it also come with a position of leadership, they still are under the authority of males who have reproduction rights. At the end of the day, they are just glorified kindergarten teachers who still have to respond to a board of directors.

>>150010854
You will never see the beach again

>>150010736
Vizlet in particular spent her formative years around humans so shes way more accustomed to, and accepting of our norms then the average scav.
>>150010946
Yes and no. The matriarch has final say on who gets to breed and who they breed with. And while it might work differently elsewhere, Vizlet is very much the head honcho at the valsalia enclave.

>>150006824
Cake, yes. Fionna...well, let's wait until the new season drops

>>150006923
god, I can only imagine the things Rigby did to/for her

>>150007099
cuck

>>150010974
Nta, What the fuck does that mean?

>>150009721
He means the live action netflix show

jumps on the D when stressed out

>>150004457
Even when talking down to Clark she couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's dick

>>150010946
The females aren't sex slaves they're more like the yinglet version of the aristocracy. Just way more integral to the survival of their species obviously.

>>150011974
Did you see how she imagined Catra? Ain't no way this bitch is a straggot.

>>150002516 (OP)
The goddess of heterosexuality herself

>>150012270
>straggot

>>150003570
I liked the inclusion of her being slowly insidiously groomed by her friend Luz