Thread 150009391

So? Who takes it?

>>150009391 (OP)
Bill is one of those characters that everyone goes on and on about how he is this neigh omnipotant being that can never be beaten. Annoying and obnoxious powerfaggotry wanking that is very easily refuted by the fact that... he was beaten. We literally saw him get beaten and lose. Several times in fact.

Almost as bad as Pennywise fags going on a tiffy on how their eldrticht clown God is unbeatable and him being sent away by children doesn't count because "akchuaslly he isnt dead and that's not his true form and, and, and, and"

>>150009391 (OP)
We saw who took it in the show

>>150009391 (OP)
Stupid question, but Christ obliterates him with a glance.

>>150009391 (OP)
The whole narrative of Jesus is literally "Cheh, you thought killing me WASN'T something I considered? Keikaku doori." I think Bill's fucked no matter what he does.

I'm tempted to bring up Aslan's profile on vsbattles

>>150009391 (OP)
It took Jesus only 3 days to rose from the grave. Bill has a book and still can’t do it a year later.

>>150010312
Aslan is pretty cool he can turn people into donkeys.

>>150009391 (OP)
bill cipher and it's not even close god in the Bible has no real feats of strength just him glazing himself and plagues he sent someone else to do for him he has an army meaning he need protection meaning he can be harmed

meanwhile we saw what Bill could do if he was freed from gravity falls and it tops anything that God claimed to has done in the Bible

Jesus wins by sending Alex Hirsch to Hell

>>150010826
Even if you don't count creating the universe he personally killed Leviathan

>>150010826
>god in the Bible has no real feats of strength
Creates the entire universe, destroys whole cities with ruinous fire, floods the entire planet, brings the mightiest civilization on Earth at the time to its knees, those don't count as feats of strength to you?

>>150009391 (OP)
Appropriate considering how satanic the manlet is. Of course he gets fucking destroyed by anyone three inches higher than he is so Jesus would easily destroy Nig Cypher

>>150009391 (OP)
Jesus would become a therapist for bill

Jesus because he is real and died to save us from hell

Bill is some character created by a onions calarts alum that only autists will care about 50 years from now

OP, in the ass.