Thread 150015030

Why don’t they make Cristian cartoons anymore?

>>150015030 (OP)
Smiling Friends

Make Jesus a cute anime girl and maybe I'll consider watching your jewish humiliation ritual.

>>150015048
Stfu weebtroon

Because the rich Christians that would be the ones funding them would rather you be glued to your television watching their evangelist megachurch channel so they can convince you to give them all your money.

>>150015056
eat shit kike lover.

>>150015141
Cope fagtard

Have you seen christian films? It's nothing but preachy straw man stories with a victim complex. Basically all bible movies are hour and a half Chick Tracts.

>>150015161
Seethe jew worshiper

>>150015030 (OP)
Jews.

>>150015030 (OP)
https://youtu.be/w6QR_KxDibQ
https://youtu.be/o3l-wBO_nTQ

>>150015228
You are an atheist fag so stfu

>>150015290
Calling anyone a fag when you worship the god of israel is hilarious. Christkeks are truly the most delu delu fucks on 4chan

>>150015302
You are delusional

>>150015189
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films

The Vatican has a copy of Fantasia.

>>150015312
Cope, seethe, and mald

Because every religion would get a shitty cartoon then. And nobody wants to watch a cartoon about Buddhism.
>>150015048
>sexualizing jesus christ
Enjoy eternal damnation

>>150015339
>cute = sexual
oh you are far off the deep end repressed coomer

>>150015338
Kys larpagan troon

>>150015353
Oh god, you're right.

>>150015030 (OP)
Simple, It's not profitable.
>>150015047
Comics with Christian themes, not explicitely Christian.
>>150015272
Looks good enough. What about that Gabriel series or whatever?

>>150015315
Roman Catholic isn't American Evangelical. Catholics like Mel and Scorsese actually make great movies about their Faith.

Jesus' mom is cute

>>150015338
I don't get how anyone can read The Bible and not realize it's jewish. Even if you skip the entire OT, it says right away in Matthew that Jesus is related to King David.

>>150015449
Oh god she's doing the DreamWorks face

>>150015444
Didn't Scorsese make The Last Temptation too? Or is it during his edgy phase?

>>150015444
You're ignorant on well-known filmmakers like Andrei Tarkovsky and Terrance Malik who are not Catholic but are Christian.

>>150015476
He did, and it was in his edgy phase. He's recently been talking about doing another Jesus film that's more firmly grounded in the Gospels. There's also Terence Malick's 'The Way of Wind' that he's currently in post-production on.

>>150015030 (OP)
It sure is fascinating how a thread like this somehow attracts a shitload of posters who are mysteriously not in any other thread, while other threads made around the same time period aren't getting shit

>>150015465
Because you a retarded amerilard

>>150015540
No, I'm not. Also, learn to write English.

>>150015514
>>150015506
Neat. I'll keep an eye out and check their works out.

>>150015030 (OP)
Most people that try to do so, do not know how to properly tell a story. The quality/art style is horrible most of the time too.
desu, most of these cartoons feel like they just want to get the message out as soon as possible and not actually have the audience engage in the story.

>>150015637
I feel like it's a vicious cycle in a way.
>Most Christian filmmakers want to push the mesage
>Movie's not profitable
>People don't want to fund thos movies
>Amateur but passionate Christian filmmakers have their go hoping that they will do better
>Rinse and repeat.
It's pretty sad, really.

>>150015615
Learn to not be a retard

>>150015338
LARPagans whose faith was totally obliterated and buck broken by Christianity never even get Christianity enough to know that it was specifically created as the vaccine to Judaism, taking their insular culture and specifically inverting its exclusionary nature to claim everyone BUT those who denied Christ (the eastern European gypsies currently claiming to be Jews post-Hadrian that the Bible specifically called a den of vipers and impersonators) have inherited God's favor through faith. There's a reason the overwhelming majority of Jewish expulsions were by Christian countries and the ultra-giga cucked places like France where you legally have to take care of your wife's mixed child when she cheats on you were the ones that were quickest to denounce Christianity.
American Evangelicism is part of a centuries-long attempt to undermine the faith by Jews, and Jews wouldn't attack Christianity so much if they thought it was the secret ace to keep Goyim under their thumb

>>150015228
>implying jews are related to biblical hebrews
Grow up wannabe edgelord

>>150015338
Posted twice.

>>150015302
Based retard

>>150015672
They need to learn to NOT focus on the message, but rather the story.
Which some have done in the past, but it's not enough to garner interest from people.

>>150015338
Based

>>150015030 (OP)
why do OPs never bother to think of something to post other than a retarded, empty, wrong question anymore?

>>150015970
Stfu thirdie

here's your christian cartoon

>>150015030 (OP)
>Why don’t they make Cristian cartoons anymore?

Traditionally artist types have negative interactions with American churches from a young age

>>150015030 (OP)
Because Christians are a bunch of hateful pedophiles.

>>150015290
>this retard think god is real

>>150016260
>caring about your eternal soul is pedophilic
Guess you think adulthood is burning out on drugs, STDs, meaningless career advancement, etc

>>150015189
lol

>>150016273
You are a faggot

>>150015030 (OP)
Why would any sane person make a cartoon about the rejects of Europe?

>>150016323
You can go suck a BBC and thank your imaginary god for it.

>>150015514
>Terence Malick's 'The Way of Wind'
>3 hours of a tree with voiceovers

>>150016305
The person you namefag as hated Christianity btw.

>>150016343
Stop projecting

There are a few subscription services that might have something,like yippee. The most recent cartoondepections of christ I've seen was twilight of the gods where jesus shows up in a vision and mogs the Odin so hard he has a panic attack and kills his witch.

>>150016325
Stfu libtroon

>>150015030 (OP)
Imagine an accurate cartoon based on the gospels that shows shit like Jesus torturing animals and eating shit.
>>150015834
That's right, they were BLACK.

>>150016404
Did you know homosexuality is allowed in the Bible? You should find yourself a bbm and take it in the ass.

>>150016444
Kys retard

>>150016439
>this retard doesn't know that Christians were forced out of Europe by Catholics because Christians were too extreme and retarded even by Catholic standards

>>150016452
Shut up fag

>>150015370
Rebbe yeshu ben pantera tells his followers to make themselves into eunuchs.

>>150016484
You are an eunuch

>>150016444
Gonna have to wash your mouth out with soap, kiddo

>>150016483
I am surprised you manage to type that with a dick in all your holes and hand.

>>150016475
Matthew 15:11-20, Jesus literally tells his followers to eat shit despite supposedly being God and therefore omniscient and therefore knowing that they'll die in pain from cholera which they got from shit eating.

>>150016504
I merely speak the truth.

>>150016273
>esl
>>150016343
>>150016513
>religious discussion
>immediately thinks of nigger dicks and gay sex
Saar

>>150015030 (OP)
They do, but you're not actually Christian nor actually looking for Christian cartoons

>>150016392
Seeking validation wont stop you from being a fool

>>150016535
You should consider stop being a faggot. It's a difficult thing to ask but I am sure you could do it if you try!

>>150016532
You talk shit

>>150016569
>You should consider stop being

>>150016392
I don't think a cat can have religious opinions

>>150016535
You going to cry about it? You should neck yourself and meet your suppose God faster.

>>150015338
>Catechism of the Catholic Church
>seething wojak is Eastern Orthodox

>>150016585
SEE:
>>150016517

>>150016620
>meet your suppose God

>>150015030 (OP)
Christianity is just Western brand of Islam. The world would be a better place without both of them.

>>150015189
>victim complex
just like jews.. funny that

>>150015339
>Because every religion would get a shitty cartoon
They already did that all at once

>>150016588
Still acting like a faggot it seems. Hopefully a group of men with dildos beat it out of you like the Russian men did to Superman for several monyhs.

>>150015030 (OP)
How long ago was Steven Universe?

>>150016666
well well well nice try Satan

>>150016711
>ESL
>also a DBfag
It writes itself

>>150016234
>Traditionally artist types have degenerate impulses at a young age
ftfy

>>150016699
Funny that thirdies like you are allowed to exist

>>150016769
Would you consider the consumption of feces degenerate?

>>150016754
>faggot
>love to get gangbang by men
As expected. Christians and blacks are the biggest consumers of tranny and gay porn.

>>150016769
Stfu

>>150016501
So I'm a good christian then.

>>150016795
You raping little boys and part of the KKK?

>>150016787
But enough about you, Patel

>>150016815
> You raping little boys and part of the KKK?

i'm pretty sure they are still making it

>>150016817
Cry more wetback.

weed eater

>>150016837
You are the DBfag

>>150016815
No sir, I am not catholic nor american.

>>150016778
Is this a trick question?
>>150016793
>"I'm a transgender homosexual, I have a boyfriend named Jamal who gets all up in my cooze, and have over 80000 TBs of child porn!"
weird flex there, faggot

>>150016873
Of course it is a trick question. Now answer, is shit eating degenerate, yes or no?

>>150016873
I don’t care what do you in your free time

>>150016859
You think Superman being raped is DB? Just how retarded are you?

>>150016867
You are a thirdie so stfu

>>150016900
I should ask that question

>>150016890
Yes, faggot, and I think you eat literal shit
>>150016894
>pot calling the kettle black moment

>>150016517
For those of you who don't have a Bible handy, this is a parable about the Pharisees calling Jesus Evil because he and his followers didn't wash their hands before sitting down to eat and Jesus calling all involved a bunch of retards.

>>150016967
Cope amerilard

>>150016967
See:
>>150016517
Looks like we got us another christ hater.
>>150016971
And what will your hands be covered in if you work all day in a primitive subsidence farm?

>>150015030 (OP)
there's still a bunch of cringy christian slop being produced. americans will never ever get tired of this shit.

>>150016967
Where'd ya go christ hater? Shocked that the god you worship isn't the European egregore you think, but rather a shit eating rabbi?

>>150017099
>And what will your hands be covered in if you work all day in a primitive subsidence farm?
Nothing that would defile me spiritually. Which is the point of Matthew 15. Not whatever the fuck you're schizoposting about.

>>150017261
>Where'd ya go christ hater? Shocked that the god you worship isn't the European egregore you think, but rather a shit eating rabbi?

>>150017291
No, Matthew 15:17 makes it clear that Jesus is talking about the physical hygiene of shit eating, since he argues that if food you eat comes from the rear as shit, then putting shit into the mouth can't be harmful.

>>150017296
Indians and christianity are a match made in heaven which is why american conservatives love both.

>>150017381
Stop talking shit retard

Trojan horse /pol/shit threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 and >>>/co/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=150015030

>>150017047
Cope for what? That I'm not a homosexual degenerate like you?
>>150017099
>thinks a metaphor about what you put out hurts you more than what you put in as literal as an own
as the other anon put it, kill yourself
Also, how did Jews wash their hands? Is there a ritual involved?
>>150017261
I didn't go anywhere, I don't have to be here, unlike you, you degenerate

>>150017487
Where is the shit? Other than, you know, in the mouths of the apostles after they followed Jesus's command.

>>150017550
Coping about art

>>150017550
See:
>>150017360

>>150017566
You love shit Rajeet

>>150017360
For those of you who don't have a bible handy, he doesn't fucking say this. He briefly mentions that what you eat goes out of you and then goes on to explain the things that defile a person spiritually, murder, lying, posting cringe, all come from within.

>>150017612
>He briefly mentions that what you eat goes out of you
Yes, that is the whole content of passage 17. Mind explaining why it was included if it wasn't a defense of how eating feces is hygienic?
>>150017595
Weird cope.

>>150017657
>Mind explaining why it was included if it wasn't a defense of how eating feces is hygienic?
Because it's not about that, it's about the strict and largely dietary traditions that the Pharisees are harassing his new followers about while ignoring their own thoughts and actions that take them away from God.

>>150017574
What about art am I coping about? That many "artists" nowadays are faggots, degenerates engaged in all sorts of depraved activities in the "privacy of their bedrooms"?

>>150017767
So why include passage 17?

>>150017851
Because unlike the words and actions of you towards your fellow man, food is transitory.

>>150017882
>Food is transitory
Or in this case, poop, which if transitory, jesus is claiming is harmless, which we know is false due to germ theory. This also implicates jesus as an extremely evil man, since he not only knew of fecal-oral transmission of pathogens, but also as the creator of the universe personally created cholera knowing that it would painfully mangle humans, and then proceeded to lie about it not being a threat.

>>150015030 (OP)
Simply put the political side that many Christians are drawn to is the same side that is pushing soulles shit like AI. They've basically been convinced that art = woke and woke = bad. So they stopped putting any soul into any works of art. ironic really

>>150017954
He also knows none of his followers were in the habit of shitting in their hands.

>>150018063
>Hands can't get dirty accidentally
Brilliant apologetics.

>>150015338
Look at the seethe this generated

>Muh Christcucks
It pretty funny watching the gooners and trooners go into absolute meltdown mode from just some basic
>Uh dude, maybe obsessing over sex to this degree isn't healthy
type shit has been hilarious.

>>150018805
Yeah, nobody likes larpagan faggotry

>>150015338
>>150015970
>>150018805
>t. LARPagans
The black hat in your meme belongs to an Orthodox denomination, not a Catholic one. Catholics are also no closer to actual Christianity than Jehovah's Witnesses are. Criticizing Christianity because of Catholicism alone is like thinking all of Genndy Tartakovksy's work is good just because you watched Samurai Jack alone (just to keep this /co/ adjacent).

>>150016707
Taekwonhindu makes me Taekwonhard, amirite?

>>150019572
>LARPagans
Funny coming from a we is da real jews larper

>>150019642
>You must be 18 years or older to post on this site.

>>150019642
Most Christians would never claim to be Jews, nor would they have to. Acts states that no man under God shall be called common nor unclean, indicating that any human being can be a legitimate member of the faith. If you read the Scripture instead of chronically schizoposting 24/7 on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, you would know that.

>>150015338

Jesus saved us from the Pharisean restriction of Yawhism, so we could follow a faith that could save people alongisde taking them into Heaven.

What else could give your Faith? oter than Live in some Haven after being killed in a war, instead or humilliatingly die of old age to end up in a Winter and frost Underworld?

>>150016836
Yeah but that’s all furry shit

>>150015030 (OP)
They do

https://www.jw.org/en/library/videos/#en/categories/ChildrensSongs

>>150015030 (OP)
Because people hate god and people don’t want other people to be able to connect to things which actually give them meaning and happiness like gods love since that would take power out of the hands of people and the managerial class and the state.

The pop culture understanding of Christ and got is in reality basically a cartoonish projection of our own retarded and childish moral intuition and worldview.

>>150016775
Mexico is a first world country though

>>150019642
The problem is the bulk of the pagan faith and mythos we know of is incomplete and largely fabricated. Throw in the fact that european paganism we do know of varies heavily region to region, with instances of thor and odin even being considered one and the same in some instances, most modern self-declared Paganists are actually LARPing. There is no continuity with the Paganism we know of today and the original early folk religion. Even Celtic Paganism is actually not entirely understood and largely fabricated by 17th to 18th century Welsh and Irish nationalists. Christianity on the otherhand absorb a fuck ton from the Roman paganists and half of the philsophy used in the Bible's justification is based on Greek/Roman Pagan theologians. Throw in the fact that Christian denominations almost always are defined by and reflect the cultural understanding of the people and region they inhabit, Christianity ironically is a more accurate vector for Pagan or primordial folk faith than modern Pagan reconstruction.

>>150015444
Passion of Christ was terrible. Scorsese actually makes interesting and good Catholic movies

>>150015936
>They need to learn to NOT focus on the message, but rather the story

Fundamentalists and conservative evangelicals only care about the message precisely because it’s about preaching their beliefs. The story is just a tool, not the point of making religious movies.

>>150015834
>>implying jews are related to biblical hebrews

>>150015030 (OP)
What are you talking about, Jesus is in plenty of cartoons, look:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l86InN-NNZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5NXxSeGvR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOWXQIDSY8

>>150015126
Who's watching those guys anymore? Why do you guys really want this world to still be 2004 so bad?

It's not just cartoons, I've noticed a general decline in quality of most Christian media.
New worship songs just suck.

>>150024947
Hey, Moral Orel had some pretty good Christian songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgw6rYrZ3Es

>>150024443
The people that killed Jesus either repented or went on to form the Jewish faith. So yes, the Jews killed Jesus. Modern Jews even admit as much that they were responsible, this isn't the gotcha you think it is.

>>150015030 (OP)
>shitty tradcuck/christ golem thread no.134857594
Can you fags piss of with your dead jew on a stick.

>>150025010
>iq bell curve meme
Yeah this is good.

>>150025048
The people who killed Jesus were the Romans. Whatever campaigns there might have been to get him killed, he was put to death by Romans under Roman orders.

>>150015228
you should stop breathing because jewish people also breathe air

>>150015970
>you should stop reading about having good morals because a brown person said so

what

>>150025071
Is every fedora wearer this miserable and bitter unprompted

>>150015030 (OP)
They do they're called woke cartoons aside from being gay they're very Christian

>>150026102
Stfu

>>150025727
Wrong

>>150025727
True, but he was an enemy of the pharisees who the Romans had every incentive to please due to the Hebrew revolts. In fact, the Hebrews were one of the few subjugated peoples to be allowed to practice monotheism as long as they payed lip service to the veneration of the Roman emperor. In addition while the Romans did kill Jesus and many of his disciples after him, the empire was one of the first kingdoms to be transformed into a christian theological state later on and helped in its propergation across Europe.

>>150015030 (OP)
>Why don’t they make Cristian cartoons anymore?
Why would Jewish execs and CEOs greenlight something about their greatest enemy and foe?

>>150016312
As a Christian I HATE THIS CRAP.
I always hated this menssage of ''PEOPLE OF THE WORLD IS YOUR ENEMY AND WILL ALWAYS ATTACK YOU''.

funny how the best people i ever meet are the people of the world who never had a problem with my faith and were even open to hear me about my faith.

Also this ''homeschooling'' thing its a elitist thing for rich people and abusers who want to use their kids and dont want a teacher to find out

>>150015030 (OP)
Didn't we have a Jesus movie last year?

>>150015030 (OP)
Because christ cucks don't wanna do any of the cool metal shit in the bible anymore. Just fake love thy neighbor gay shit. I'm not religious but if they made a cartoon about the metal shit I would 100% watch that

>>150026000
What is this 2010? Get new insults jew lover.

>>150016769
It's more that dumb kids do bad things at an early age, unaware that they're bad, so the church tells them that for these minor transgressions their soul is going to burn for all eternity. Granted, it's done in order to help these children learn to be better but that's not going to stop some people from being resentful.

>>150015528
I gotta be honest. I am so tired bumping anyone elses thread. You all should stop making more of those.

>>150015528
It's fun and galvanising, besides half of the other threads are just porn or bot threads anyway.

>>150016312
These movies are so fucking annoying lmao

>>150027596
Cope larpagan troon

>>150027531
Why is there so many of this?

>>150015030 (OP)
Fatass /co/ mod need to get off his ass and delete this /pol/ thread already.

>>150030395
In the US their evangelical sects are dispensationalist which, in a very blunt summary, believe that the Covenant of Abraham is still in effect. This means that Israel falls under prophercy and the Hebrew tribes, now in the form of modern Jews, are God's chosen. As a result a lot of evangelical products in the US are linked to foreign policy and you will see things like a sudden resurgence in movies if the middle east heats up around Israel. It is worth noting this is all an American idiocentric trait and dispensationalism is almost completely absent in places like Europe or the south americas.