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Anonymous No.150040468 [Report] >>150041244 >>150041376
Finding Nemo ruined my sex life
>be me
>6 y/o watching Finding Nemo on DVD
>scene with whale comes on
>stomach does the funny feeling™
>whale opens mouth all welcoming like
>Marlin and Dory just get swallowed whole, no resistance
>”huh… neat”
>don’t realize I’m discovering vore before I can even spell vore
>grind against mattress pretending it’s the whale’s tongue
>always end up bricked up, can’t finish, don’t even know what cum is yet
>fast forward to high school
>discover vore online
>brain: “oh… so that’s what that was”
>eventually outgrow it, move on to “normal” porn but psyche forever warped
>now have domination kink
>realize whale in movie is male
>every fantasy was about dude whale swallowing me
>connect the dots
whale from Finding Nemo literally turned me gay, thanks Pixar
Anonymous No.150040498 [Report] >>150040728
I've heard this all before
Anonymous No.150040728 [Report]
>>150040498
So I’m not the only one then?
Anonymous No.150041244 [Report]
>>150040468 (OP)
If you (somehow) have a girlfriend, tell her about it and see if she’ll indulge it.
Anonymous No.150041376 [Report]
>>150040468 (OP)
so your child hood wasn't really ruined then, you're just a melt
Anonymous No.150041422 [Report]
Reminds me of the time when Smosh made me cum in my underwear.