>>150040696 (OP)
The word "slop" gets thrown around a lot on this site, but I think it perfectly applies here. Loeb and co thought kids are fucking retarded so they created entertainment on that exact braindead level.
Ultimate Spider-Man was horrible, I'm saying this as somebody who never even watched Spectacular until after I watched USM. It was just bad enough that I considered giving a show I dismissed as "retarded kiddy-looking garbage" a chance.
Avengers may as well be a sedative, having nothing going for it but "I recognize MCU thing and clap" key-jingling shit for retarded babies.
I've seen exactly one episode of the Hulk cartoon and it was the preachy girl power one with Terrax and Galactus about all the Hulks acting sexist to She-Hulk because plot. I had zero motivation to watch further.
Never watched Guardians of the Galaxy, but judging by the track record I'm not having high expectations.