Thread 150041805

Lalonde edition

>>150041805 (OP)
The masturbators are getting more active and hostile, I think I'll crush them with the weight of my connection to Homestuck until cute posts that remind me of my best friend (who worked on it and is friends with people making it) return

>>150041848
What if Spiderkisser comes back

>>150041867
Who

>>150041805 (OP)
sex with rose

>>150041805 (OP)
More like HomeSUCK heh

post good art next time pls

Should've been Spider8reath edition...

They look like they get knocked up by Heirs.

I guess that other storyline got... axed

I just finished Homestuck for the first time. I started reading it a decade ago but didn't get very far. After hearing about all the crazy shit in the fandom over the years maybe it's good I showed up so late. I'm going to cosplay Equius at my local con this year. Also it's kind of wild to me I started reading it a month before the new animation was announced

https://tiermaker.com/create/all-homestuck-characters-220?downloadedImage=true
post 'em

>retrieve that axe, would ya?
Aye aye, cap'n.

What? You expected some wacky fetch modus? Listen someone can only deal with tossing their belongings across the room so many times.

>>150041988
2 D1CK5

>>150042215
>Array Chad
gwen is so fucking based

>>150042205
Has anyone made a power level tier list?

>>150042215
>Question why you haven't tried to chop the door down yet

>>150042205
Why is Jane so low? Jake is kind of a Mary-Sue so I get that but Jane is cute, clever, has character development. And she's pretty dang strong too. And I love how she likes detectives. Probably one of my favorite characters honestly

>Edition

This ones not long for the world.

SEX WITH LALONDES!!!

>>150041943
Hehe or what about HOMOstuck
or wait even better
ur a faget

>>150042248
not that I know of

>>150042259
bruh at least calliope is higher than calborn


>>150042283
you know what? you're right, I've been too hard on her and maybe jake. I'll move them up

>Alan ==> Beat your dick like it owes you money.
>Don't think about Rachel staring at you in disappointment and disgust.

>>150042641
on reflection I could have put calliope in A tier, I forgot about the deal with cherubs being cosmic protectors of the universe or some shit, and also the sacrifice alternate calliope to stay in dream bubbles

>>150042205

Everybody I could be assed to rank.

Who put the lususes on this list. Is there genuinely anyone in even this fanbase who thought about those things for more than 5 seconds after A5A1 ended.

>>150042683
Im surprised LE goes that high while Caliborns that low.

>>150042736
Whats wrong with Tavros

>>150042215
>Question why you haven't tried to chop the door down yet

Believe it or not, the door or lack thereof is not whats keeping you here.

>>150042855

His speech quirk is by leaps and bounds the worst to read among the cast aside from maybe some Dancestors, his first couple chatlogs are so bad that Hussie did everything he could to generate sympathy for him in A5A1, basically everything about "Rufio" being his inner confidence is lame, all his decisions on the meteor are stupid, and literally the only thing he's portrayed as doing correctly in the comic - getting the ghost army together - is done entirely off screen and given no explanation besides "Tavros did a cool to spite Vriska".

The scene with Vriska going god tier I think is the worst. When even Daddy Droog can't make something outta you, you know you got a shit character

>>150042971
Don't act like you wouldn't act differently if you were being pressured and screamed at by different people to kill someone

>>150042971
Oh, so you're one of those 'If I were Shinji I'd be a total badass' types.

>>150042176
ive realized i need to set up more shit
but hardlocked is cool go also follow it
https://mspfa.com/?s=64653&p=1
we will flood the masses with /co/ derived fan adventures

>>150042919
>Gwen: Descend

Hello again /hsg/. What the hell are nymphs?

>>150042683
calliope's pretty cool. she's selfless, brave, studious and welcoming. also she's got dapper threads

>>150043189
A species Rose engineered to play Sburb

>>150043218
Callie in homestuck is neat but in the epilogues she's the worst. She's literally the cause of like every problem in Candy

>>150042919
>What are you afraid of?

>>150043218
>he's selfless, brave, studious and welcoming.
you know I never realized she shares those traits in common with john, maybe he dosen't have a remarkable amount of studiousness but there are parallels there
both are heros

>>150042736
I really like mituna and am glad we got to see him. thank you meenah!

>>150042897
the double trollsprites were definitely a choice. it would've been funny if not for tavris becoming body horror
what's confusing about dirk though?

>>150042923
>clubs is a competent fighter
>but not tankman hearts boxcars
huh?

BLursed


>>150043276
Why did he choose to write a depressing faggot of things

>>150043298
I haven't read Homestuck, I was mostly guessing

>>150043305
Is that a fucking trollbubu?

>>150043237
damn that sucks to hear. the epilogues fucked over EVERYONE? that's almost a feat but in the worst way. impressive but devastating

>>150043305
those labubu things need to be cast into a fiery pit

>>150043251
she's got similarities to john but I think she has more in common with jade desu. on top of all that her and jade are also polite, active, and pretty perceptive

>>150043305
>Why did he choose to write a depressing faggot of things
NTA but I'm still not sure what your objection is here.

Why couldn't they get a halfway decent ending. Why did Hussie feel the need to include the Dolorosa becoming Mindfang's sex slave

>>150043350
>on top of all that her and jade are also polite
there really is something to be said about the very few characters in Homestuck who aren't outwardly crass all of the time, jade blows up at karkat but it's deserved. can't think of any other time she's rude to anyone
I guess you could lump aradia in there as well since she's remarkably cordial all things considered

>>150043309
kek fair 'nuff

>>150043371
Gay Faggot
Y

>>150043305
everyone needs a hug once in a while

>>150043374
Okay I feel like I'm going fucking insane. What do you people mean?! Why did Hussie feel the need to write tragic endings for this Jesus Christ martyr figure and his followers in backstory lore about an evil alien empire? Lore that's exposited by the very guy that made said empire so evil in the first place. Why do they NEED to get a halfway decent ending? Are we reading the same comic here? Where is this expectation that everyone has coming from, that the comic was going to end with every side character (even ones from thousands of years before the events of the story) getting their story wrapped up in a neat little bow?

>>150043423
I get why the signless had to die like that. But the dolorosa part is just there for "haha vriska kanaya parallel" plus it's a bit tasteless

Thinking back, kinda retarded that it was for one fucking day. Didn't not get any merch, had to wait so long for online orders

>>150043452
is this thing filled with her futadog cum?

>>150043433
>But the dolorosa part is just there for "haha vriska kanaya parallel"
I don't know if you noticed this anon but pretty much the entire Scratch exposition on the ancestors/Mindfang journals is a parallel. That's why the ancestor silhouettes show up in [S] 3x Showdown Combo literally right after Vriska reads the journals.
>plus it's a bit tasteless
There's a lot of harsh content in Homestuck even though the Epilogues somehow MiB'd everyone into thinking everything was wholesomechungus before it.

>>150043464
Shut up James Roach

>>150043480
sorry cant hear you im swallowing all that delicious futadog girlcum

Look out guys!
It's the centi-imp!

>>150043477
Yeah that's basically one of the main conflicts/themes of the series, like a dozen characters all want to rewrite the story or at least dictate its direction.

I hate tavros so fucking much it's unreal, I need that little mexican DEAD(er)

>>150043533
You will like the fact that he does get doublekilled in the Epilogues by LE.

Is Spades back yet? Will he be re-written back into canon through Shurb, or is that too much sovl for the new team?

if I swap the settings in UHC from replay to archival do I lose anything?
can I see the paradox space comics too?

>>150043604
Well their session will have a Jack, he's one of the NPCs always there.

My Eridan Fan-Art

update on friend
he saw vriska geek out over nicolas cage. interestingly, his first thoughts went to how fucking done with john he is
he kinda agrees with karkat's shipping chart and point that the human boys should not stick their dick in crazy dangerous troll girls, but he's not going to stop a friend from doing what they want to do
he thinks between john and dave in a fight, dave hard clears because "what the fuck are you going to do with wind? blow someone away?"
we'll get through picrel minigame tomorrow. he's excited to talk to his boy gamzee

>>150043717
You forgot a v there champ.

>>150043742
>what the fuck are you going to do with wind? blow someone away?

He's gonna lose his shit.

>>150042919
>Gwen: Descend

Way ahead of you. The stairs aren't too long anyways, surely there wont be time for something stupid to hap- God fucking damnit. How did THAT one get in here, the transportalizer doesn't even work.

>>150043786
>==>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0RJPFOpBlg

Embedding audio on the page is funnnier on mspfa

>>150043794
>==>

Prick.

>>150043786
>Gwen: Befriend Lich

>>150043803
Bit late for that, compadre

>>150043805
>Gwen: Befriend remains of Lich

>>150043821
scoop it up
put it in a jar
dassa new fren rite der

>>150043124
Awesome to be endorsed by the man himself, and i wouldnt be here without 4stuck. Keep the good work up anon

>>150043124
Setting up their homes seems like it would be a good start. Asking everyone "What is in X's room?" is fun a few times, but if you were to ever introduce Trolls, it would get repetitive fast. Plus, your "What do they prototype/alchemize?" prompts didn't have enough to choose from and left the impetus on the reader. Anyway, I think 4stuck is pretty cool.
>>150043883
>Hardlocked
Is that meant to imply that the MC and/or her group fucked up and can't complete their session/quests? Neat if so. Anyway
>Gwen: Check out the cabinets.

>>150043766
he has no idea whats to come it's so fun living through his fresh eyes

>>150043763
Fuck you’re right

>>150043763
You’re right…I’m a fake eridancel

>>150043189
An entire race made to appeal to my sexual tastes

>>150043999
For shame! Good sketches though.

>>150043717
Just get up bro. The highblood will rise.

>>150043999
glorious gamzee

Is the Sylladex a modern invention? Did people in ye olden times have a sylladex? Is it just part of the world? What about alternia, did the ancestors have sylladexes?

>>150043717
>Nofin... evver... happens...

>>150041805 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEKN0dSEbss

>>150041805 (OP)
hard to see

reminder jade is a fucking badass

>>150044583
I liked when she blew up on Jadesprite.

>>150044583
Of course, we all know this

>>150044619
>>150044620
she just doesn't get enough love

>>150044644
One could say the girl got that dog in her when it comes down to it.

>>150044654
die, carlos!

>>150043615
anyone?

>>150044654
She certainly had him in her enough throughout the years

>>150044697
Do what you must, i have already won.

>>150044709
Now now anon, Jade was entirely wholesome, no depravity with animals on her island.

Rose is the white girl that fucks dogs.

Hussie MUST PAY

>>150044733
Despite what fans may think, Jade is white, a girl and grew up mostly alone with a large dog.

>>150044738
Said dog knows better and peanut butter as bait wasn't a option.

>>150044760
Knew better? What's the harm. He knew they'd be one eventually and hey extra peanut butter snacks.

>>150044774
No peanut butter snacks when she' allergic.

>>150044802
Jade? I don't remember that and it's not in the wiki

Have you considered Fefkat

>>150043604
No unless his robo head can survive on its own but hussie didn't actually make him a cyborg

>>150044802
>>150044840
it's john that's allergic to peanuts

>>150044902
And Jake and tavros

>>150044902
>>150044925
And Jade, she threatens Alt Calliope by suicide via peanuts.

>>150044946
>HS:BC
>Canon
Pick one

>>150044858
>didn't actually make him a cyborg.

Didn't install a scanner or ass jetpack either, but that didn't stop him.

>>150044951
I always assume anyone who acknowledges post canon to be underage or retarded. This assumption has always proven to be correct.

is BC at least funny?

>>150044979
Not really.

>>150044979
I can literally only think of hiding Gamzees corpse and Sollux grieving over a pizza as attempts at being funny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1mzb6fi/what_happened_to_homestuck_a_recap_of_the_collapse/

Reminder it's not just one thing. Hussie is a hack.

>>150044979
Why would it be funny? Homestuck hasn't been funny since before the retcon.

>>150044999
I liked thanks fag

>>150045000
>Wah why doesn't Andrew suck off his fans Wah
Why did gio make a throwaway account to bitch more

>>150044620
>kicking a short mischievous minion with little fighting experience
>badass
CD's shaving cream bomb was more badass because it shows his resourcefulness despite being absent-minded.

>>150045047
>Has atleast one kill on the kids in both universes.

Don't sleep on CD.

>>150044848
No, I was an EriKat fan

>>150045043
Hi Hussie, how long until this studio drops your ass like all the others?

>>150045080
Cope gio. Homestuck is getting a multi year series and a revamped website while no one will ever remember you

>>150044979
As funny as dog dick
It's knot

>>150045000
It's crazy how this doesn't even scratch the surface. Is there any another creator that burned this much goodwill away? I mean losing Viz is one thing but there's been like three other publishers and studios that also left. I can't think of another thing as fucked uppedly cursed as Homestuck.

>>150044946
isn't the suicide by peanuts thing because she's literally part dog at that point, though?

>>150045091
Dog dick was never funny, much like ipgd.

>>150045152
That would be chocolate.

>>150045114
Don't worry, there'll always be underage retards to defend him.

>>150043801
Examine remain
Imagine what those unalived armpits smell like

does meat jade also have the dog dick or was that just a candy thing? i genuinely don't remember

Imagine having your comic be forever known as the dog penis cuck comic.

>>150045179
Yeah but she was gonna eat a reeses cup

>>150045241
They both do.

>>150045280
It's the best kind of penis to be remembered by

>>150045241
Jades got a fat vulva

>>150045311
then why don't meat jade and meat roxy just use some random bullshit space/void fraymotif to swap their genitalias? are they stupid?

>>150045298
In that case i probably didn't even think chocolate could do her in, fair. Bec can have a little peanut butter, as a treat.

>>150045362
You don't seem to understand that Hussie wants a result and works backwards to justify it. The point is to make sure Dave and Jade don't have any kids.

>>150045377
if she's got roxy's eggs then they technically might not even be her kids, and may also technically be incest

>>150045362
The want problems not answers, everything important is already answered.
It's hard to write for immortal gods so they gave them problems that can't be solved easy because FEELINGS.

>>150045324
There is a certain poetry to it

>>150045047
she's a 13 year old girl

this is the funniest part of the comic and it's not even fucking close

>>150045000
It always has been because Hussie is a hack. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out.

>>150042855
mivnol has you covered as always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqe3at2op5g

>>150045468
HB is a grown up man and he's consistently shown to be a jobber across all incarnations.
Age means jackshit in homestuck.

>>150042205
Something like that.

>>150045536
I'm not watching a 3 hour video to learn why a crippled 13 year old is the most pathetic character, man

>>150045660
I haven't watched it yet, but its safe to assume the last 2 hours will be about eridan

>>150045423
>It's hard to write for immortal gods
It absolutely isn't. There's a million different stories you could set up building off of that the ascended players fail to cope with their new, utterly inhuman nature, and come to understand more of it bit by bit.
It just takes more effort than whatever the fuck the threesome cuck plotline is about.

>>150045362
Because Roxy likes his boi pussy

>>150045685
actually the last two hours are mainly about the alpha trolls having star trek adventures, but don't worry, there are multiple mivnol self-inserts

Sburb.EXE somehow is taking the price right now for silliest Jack Noir i seen yet by having him rampage through the Triassic Period.

>>150046454
If I see a giant wolf person stabbing and shooting everyone, I'd piss my pants.

>>150041983
>blue snoring
Should have been her exact color to indicate she zonked him.

>>150044552
>*sighs* Okay, guys, I don't *WANT* to destroy this nerd project's chances of getting made, but we have to acknowledge the facts here...

>>150045510
>good Homestuck fandom from an alternate reality makes it, real, and is clever enough to defeat copyright laws

Should I read Homestuck, is it good?

>>150047125
No to both.

>>150047125
It will bring you to a dire game, but less dire than in the setting.

>>150041805 (OP)
So I know John's got air, but what other elemental powers would the kids get?
>John = Air
>Jade = Earth
>Rose = Water
>Dave = Fire
Yah?

>>150047125
Yes

Should I make that mspfa I wanted to do or work on my homestuck point and click fangame

>>150045882
Imagine the metanarrative fuckery we could have got with John interacting with peoples spirits through the winds around them, his breath and theirs, where he just can't help but sway them one way then the other with magic enforcement without him knowing and the dawning horror that he is a magical typhoon of "MOVE YOUR ASS". Instead he did the opposite.

>>150047004
>WV, PM and AR on "ugly"
>while CD and Bec Noir are on "Fine"
>while Ms. Paint is on the top
I don't get it

>>150047410
Hell fuck John what about everyone else? Dave could have gone back to being cool and aloof but this time justified(because he's awesome) and because he just can't stop time traveling all the time, his brain just isn't wired for normal time flow. Like living at a hundred times the speed of everyone else but also shuffling events around. He's already red and a god take him to full Crimson King with his court of time displaced musicians and comedians.

>>150047125
Yes
No

>>150047146
No Anon should read it. We need everyone to suffer like we have

>>150041805 (OP)
260 pounds of Rose Lalonde.

>>150047004
>Rose mixed with a male cat is hotter than rose

>>150042205
Discuss

>>150047743
Twice the pussy

Lemme buttslam a jane

>>150047125
read it and form your own opinion on if it's good or not
you DO think for yourself when it comes to the media you enjoy, right anon?

>>150047743
well cats are cute

>>150047463
Ms. Paint has more width, and she has more exposed skin and she's small (cute). Bec Noir is cool which adds to the sexiness factor, and CD is small (cute)

>>150041805 (OP)
Sexy Lalondes

>>150047385
You can have interactive panels in mspfa. So you could do both

>>150047208
The kids planets are themed around classical elements so ya thats what they would get

>>150048690
I love the classical element Frog, those were my favorite benders.

>>150048036
I like it's all lunatics at the top and then just
Jade

Oh neat my art got used for the op

>>150048763
shes wife material

>>150048582
that's one hell of a redundancy

>>150048763
shes pretty and like a little sunshine. girls like these make me smile
>>150048815
holy shit my doppelganger

>>150048815
Didn't work out in canon

John suffers erectile dysfunction with human women, and erectile ultrafunction with troll women.

>>150048872
Because Dave sucks.

>>150048872
Nothing past Game Over is canon.

>>150048815
As in, she's got some genetic material for your wife!

>>150048919
Nothing past Game Over is canon.

>>150048911
>erectile ultrafunction
That's called priapism and you need to go to a doctor.

>>150048741
Space player’s planets have 3 titles (land of frost and idk and frogs) which is why jade’s planet title is all messed up on the last word. The game is only meant to display 2 titles.
Or at least thats a fan explanation

>>150048911
keep coping. John HATES troll women and would NEVER have sex with one of those creatures

>>150048991
That's not the reason it was messed up. It was messed up so that you didn't know what Kanaya's land was at the start.

>>150048991
So that's a lie, gotcha

>>150049003
WRONG, Trolls women are built for John's big uncut hog

>>150042205
>>150048036

>>150049167
why would Jade or old John say nigga

>>150049234
>why would Jade or old John say nigga
1. While rapping with Dave.
2. Old John probably threw in a few during his old routines.

>>150049167
I'm pretty sure that canonically Dave is the only character to have dropped the N bomb.

>>150049234
Jade's black.

>>150049026
My homestuck lore cred… ruined

>>150049311
John is brilliantly white, naturally.

>>150049311
Built for making interracial puppies with

>>150049408
the mom (dad) that stepped up

>>150049408
She knots the baby

>>150049451
>>150049462
Newfags.

>>150049462
I hope this post haunts you for the rest of your life

>>150049480
Newerfag

>>150049480
That it's been so long they've forgotten racist doesn't-know-she's-black Jade is a sad sad state of affairs.

>>150049495
I've posted worse and she's stuck her knot in worse.

>>150049515
>forgotten
They weren't alive when that was a meme.

>>150049340
with me

Post your classpect and a picture of a /co/ character who looks like you irl

>>150050695
eh? for what? not like anon and his "look alike" would share a classpects
>t. anon who doesnt has a /co/ look alike

>>150050695
but i can post this
>ben 10 as heir of time

>>150042205
based on half remembered bullshit and haphazardly picking which point in their story i'm fighting them

>>150049003
Keeo telling yourself this, Roxy.

>>150050747
I want to fuck you anon

>>150050999
Trips of truth

>>150051457
get in a queue

>>150050695
Prince of Breath

>>150050695
in spirit though
anyway, bard of space

>>150043999
>clown shoes
Perfection

>>150043999
very good!

>>150050695
Knight of Breath.

>>150051917
lucky bastard

>>150050695
I don't know any /co/ character that resembles me, but I have been told alternately that I look like The Dude or like Jesus with glasses.
Anyway, Mage of Void.

>>150050695
Page of Light, and I look like (You) my favorite /co/ character

>>150052428
>Rachel: Fangirl out over Rivers Coumo!!!!!

>>150047611
>Jade is Science physically embodied - the observable universe and beyond, everything we know and can truly know, but all at once with no filter. A galaxy in a can, a box full of stars, a world in her eyes.
>Rose is a sailor into parallel realities, forever unbound by possibility space, riding the blood-trails of horrorterrors and knitting together the dreams of the lost and forgotten.

>>150044046
>>150044111
>>150051874
>>150051881
Ty bros, I’ll try to sketch some more silliness whenever this headache of mine lets up

>>150050695
Page Of Space.

>>150052294
Thanks

>>150052428
HELL YEAH, WEEZER

>>150052428
Who knew she was capable of feeling joy?

>>150052611
Yeah that's good.

>>150052611
It's good but Jade would hate this state of being. It goes against her whole character

>>150052857
If modern homestuck fans have one thing in common, it's that they hate Jade, subconsciously or not.

>>150052857
What the actual nigger fuck?

Today is the Huss' birthday, how are you celebrating it?

>>150052857
>Dave why you rock hard?!

>>150052892
>well
>you know

>>150052875
>>150052889
I think fans making their own versions of characters even if they barely resemble the original is a good thing and breeds creativity

>>150052892
my favorite livestreamer is going live in about 45 minutes and Im gonna eat leftover beanerslop for dinner

>>150052892
I would shoot him a fuckin' happy birthday DM on Discord if his mods didn't make it against the rules.

>>150052889
What is so shocking about this? Sometimes it feels like the people in this thread were just spawned in yesterday. You see some slightly weird art and go
>ermmm... what kinda weed was the artist smoking when they made this?!

>>150052892
>>150052934
Maybe it's time to buy some more merch from Topatoco or finally purchase the clothes for my clownsona in his honor.

>>150052936
Yeah as far as abstract divine entities go it's pretty normal.

>>150052892
Oh... I was celebrating Tim Burtons birthday. They share the same date

>>150052936
I never said a single word of that, you insecure little tapeworm.

>>150052952
You can't be serious.

>>150052966
Gotta fund him donating to his new cosplayer gf's onlyfans somehow

>>150052966
So what was the amazing, indispensable contribution of
>What the actual nigger fuck?
supposed to convey, you fat retard?

>>150052857
ermmm... what kinda weed was the artist smoking when they made this?!

>>150052974
I'm completely serious. I've been planning to mask up D-Clussie-esque whenever I have the resources for quite a while. I haven't finalized the design, but I'm thinking kind of a hybrid of a Psycho Mantis cosplay and some kind of cybergoth-rave-looking urban gear.

>>150053014
Why are homestuck fans so mentally ill?

>>150052428
>feel physical joy over the presence of Weezer

>>150053062
>STOP LIKING FASHION YOU FREAK

>>150053062
What is mentally ill about dressing up in a costume?

>>150053062
Anyone who still likes it or defends Hussie tends to have a serious screw loose.

>>150053076
>ze thinks looking like a clown is "fashion"
Hussie has done irreparable damage to the minds of his fans.

>>150053116
Hussie has certainly done irreparable damage to the minds of some people, I'm sharing a thread with them right now.

>*massivve 3 inch vviolet bulge flops out of pants
wwhoops

>>150053093
You shitpipes aren't as bad as Tumblr throwing med slurs around like candy and banging on about I'M SO HECKA WEIRD AND AUTISTIC AND NEURODIVERGENT XD, but the final step of trashing the creator of your favorite comic is the same, so imagine you being able to tell the difference. Fucking moron.

Oh, Hypnofag!

>>150053134
y-yes eridan the thread said in unison

>>150053134
its not even hard lets fix tha t wwonk ;)
*that

>>150053150
Why do you always blame me for this shit?

>>150053136
If you don't want me to trash Hussie maybe Hussie should stop being a person worth trashing.

Or does he have to implode another studio and try to seize control of another fandom space for you to to finally realize he's a shithead?

Also my favorite webcomic is Kill Six Billion Demons, not Homestuck.

>>150053134
wvhoa, hey there. need a hand?

>>150053134
>How Eridan must feel getting turned down by everyone who's existed ever

>>150053227
He’s troll Elliot Rodger except instead of shooting up a sorority in college he murdered the only two women who tolerated him when he was 13

Open for business what are you needing.

>>150053227
Every time someone posts this image I regret now writing the text in purple and spelling landdwellers with two Ws

>>150053189
KSBD is good. I believe in Andrew, even after 'lonials, although it was hard.

>>150053324
cheap imitations of traditional japanese furniture please

>>150053345
How cheap and how offensive ya want them

>>150053280
Do you know how many lusii he killed? How many trolls he orphaned, who would be destined to be culled? Do you think not even one lowwblood was ever caught in his crosshairs? Dudes job was to feed an eldritch monstrosity. He probably killed more thsn vvriska

>>150053335
so? do it again

>>150053372
>>150053280
Don't forget nearly extincting his species with the matriorb.

>>150053342
I don't, because I know better. Fifteen years of this shit man, fifteen.

>>150053324
Hello kitty dolls to go on a dresser pls

>>150053372
He was a desperate wimp incel who was all talk and no game. He tried to be a badass savior of the western world but was almost certainly just scavenging and taking credit for kills that weren't his. Fef was twice the man and had more backbone than him.

>>150053324
I’d like to return my armchair as it is woefully unarmed

>>150053406
Tf you talkin about fef outsourced lusi killing duties to him. It was her lusus. She talks about being a wholesome liberal but she was fine enough getting a child to be the one guy stopping the vast glub. She’s at best an enabler. A true witch of life. More like bitch my wife

>>150053464
kek

So it's stated a few times that cerulean mind control powers aren't supposed to work on higher castes and get less and less effective the higher up on the hemospectrum you go, but then how did Vriska mind control Gamzee like twice? You could chalk it up to the sopor slime inhibiting his mental faculties but at least one of those times was when he was sober, so does Vriska just have roided out mindrape powers or is it just Hussie and the new team by proxy being inconsistent hacks as usual?

>>150053525
Fetish writing.

Hi my name is Eri and my lusus molested me wwhen i wwas only three swweeps old

>>150053525
If she does have super power powers then I wanna see a low tier mind controller who’s bad at it

>>150053525
Gamzee is a drug addict with a weak mind

>>150053525
The whole mind powers getting weaker or stronger depending on blood color thing is more of a generalization of how it works rather than a hard rule. Even in Hivebent we see someone like Aradia, who is at the very bottom of the hemospectrum, is resistant to being controlled.

>>150053525
The only time Gamzee is ever really "sober" is when he's in rage mode.

>>150053464
Not once did she follow him though, she probably knew all along ol' cucky the dualscar wannabe was too much of a weenie to actually kill somebody's lusus and live to tell the tale. He's unironically the type of person who has a greco-roman bust as his online pfp by day and a spinning sonnenrad catgirl by night.
Can you imagine if he worked up the nerve to even confront equius' lusus? Motherfucker would be sent back to feferi's spire a tetraplegic. Or in a bodybag.

>>150053369
Very and deeply

>>150053594
>>150053525
It's a combination of psychic power and force of will. She can't Aradia at all, and she can only control Sollux half of the time because of his moodswings, but can control Tavros all of the time because of his low willpower.

>>150053685
yeah but ghost army

>>150053639
That's when he leveled up his swag though. Did she mindcontrol him after that? I don't remember.

I want Vriska to put me and my crushes to sleep hrrrngh

>>150053721
That was Aranea doing most of the work, she has way more experience, and they say that trolls instinctually go with larger groups anyways

>>150053755
That was the end of the comic anon, nothing happened after that.

>>150053786
That was the first ghost army to bait LE, the second ones without Aranea and all Tavros to jump LE.

>>150053852
POV: you turned your back on the wrong body

>>150053852
Kanaye Maryest

>>150053956
kanaya Id like to maryam

doodle of a "fantroll"

>>150054116
Rawtime?

>>150046711
Getting a little too bold, /aco/-vriska hypno guy...

>>150054134
shes an oc that i trolled, but i can see the resemblance, ppl usually mistake her for panda

>>150054116
Honk

>>150054145
Who is this bald pedostache and why is he hunting me for my obsession with her?

Hiveswap was a blur but I'll be damned if it didn't have some absolute dames

>>150054116
Yes good

>>150054238
One of the best characters

Karkat thinks hes the Thresh Prince, but he is the Carlton Banks of trollkind

>>150054567
>gets in the way of the protagonist cleaning up the city
nah

>>150054576
He just needs to grow up a little bit

>>150052545
keep up the good work, anon!

>>150050695
page of heart

>>150045539
>jack higher than droogchad
how

>>150055028
Droog's a catch, but he's a nobody with no purpose without Slick.

>>150047004
I have disagreements, but arthursprite being top tier quells it

>>150047963
does the white king ever even do anything?

>>150048919
I love this edit so much it's unreal

>>150049167
terezi has said retard too

>>150049311
she's so cute

>>150050825
>god tier calliope is 50/50
kek
anyway now we need art of someone beating the shit out of kankri

>>150052428
GEEK THE FUCK OUT, RACH

>>150055140
Dirty literal-who rustblood whore who is destined to become a meat crayon across the pavement

>>150052611
RIGHT IN MY FEELS

I miss when times were better

>>150054954
i want to fuck you anon

>>150052960
have you ever seen tim and hussie in the same room together? think about it

>>150053342
>KSBD is good
been meaning to try that

>>150055353
Funny enough it got its start as a fanventure before it moved beyond that.

>>150055402
>it got its start as a fanventure
what? really?

>>150055448
Yep. Hence why the title seems unrelated to the plot. In the OG fanventure she really had to kill six billion demons.

>>150055287
What about this one?

I just realized something about 4stuck
>Alan says the only one who knows his real name is Rachel
>Maiko calls him out by his name

>>150055589
What if Maiko is Rachel under a sockpuppet

>>150055533
She's the one scrubbing the asphalt with that dirty r*sty.

>>150055589
Maiko is dead. Thats why we never see her

>>150055605
But then how would Maiko know Homestuck and not her.

Clearly they are alternate personalities.

>>150055605
Imagine if its all a plan to give him false hopes about finally feeling the touch of a woman, only to call him a faggot at the last second...

>>150053851
That one is fairly simple, Tavros with a bit of Vriska's suicidal self-confidence (owing to Tavris existing for a minute) is able to leverage the innate charisma that bundle of questionably good genes apparently has. Tavros at all surviving to the game is indicative that he's at least somewhat charming enough to not just be murdered, given that he is a pushover and trolls like him die in literal droves. If his Ancestor managed to start a fairly threatening galactic rebellion, he can motivate a bunch of ghost teenagers to band up.

Has anyone here ever attempted to run a Homestuck/Sburb TTRPG? Apparently there's a few systems out there, It seems like that's the kind of game that would would well as a discord play-by-post. And I really want to play in one someday.

>>150055640
That's what she wants you to think
>Pretend to offer to let him touch "Maiko"'s tits
>Back off at the last moment
>"Damn, that was a dirty move. I could let you touch mine if you wanted to make it up, n-no hetero."

>>150055674
would work well*

>>150055674
I am, currently running a Sburb base campaign, but not with the fan-made ones, im using an unrelated system and modding it slightly for the claspect things

>>150055689
You cant trick me, the only thing Rachel wants is to peg Alan's twinky butt

>>150055782
Well uh...maybe SHE wants to get pegged by Alan, have you ever thought about that huh?

>>150055589
>>150055605
>when Maiko and Rachel talking together Maiko mentioned that their text colors look similar and it gets confusing
Rachel hacked Maiko’s computer for nefarious purposes but later limited herself to trolling Alan

>>150055705
Are there any places in particular where I could go to find other people running/playing homestuck RPGs? Yes I know the answer is always "run it yourself pussy" but I genuinely just don't like DMing lol

>>150055839
Not really, I asked my usual group if they were interested, they thought sburb sounded like a fun concept and agreed to play. I like DMing, but it gets messy real fast if you dont organize yourself

>>150055674
I am running an rpgstuck session. Which works on a daily post-response internet format.
The main problem is that homestuck’s mechanics dont mesh into group dynamics. So youd need to homebrew like say having all the players enter together.
Rpgstuck is a very combo kinda system where a character has a ton of abilities. Which does not lend itself to an in person format.

>briefly look at modern homestuck fan discussion
>completely insufferable and getting mad at people "misgendering" Hussie
Yep.

>>150056051
Most of modern Homestuck discussion always relates to gender. Why else people are so excited for June Egbert?

>>150056126
What else are they supposed to get excited about? The compelling characters and interesting plot?

>>150056172
That depends, is the character a certain gender and sexuality under the LGBT umbrella? If not, nu-fans hate them. And plot? Anything that isn't about relationship drama is boring to them.

>>150055133
Barely, but he gets a B tier because i like the concept of a session where he survives the war.

What the fuck is wheezer

>>150057004
they're a band from kenosha wisconsin

>>150057004
symbolf or white power

>>150057004
OO WEE OO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY

>>150055650
It helps that it was a super low bar to meet. The casual hollowness of the Beforus trolls made it obvious the eternal stasis of the bubbles could be just as much hell as heaven.

It's kind of crazy how nihilistic it all was. Maybe that's all Breath does, makes you immune to that shit.

>>150052857
Dave solos why's he looking so scared

>>150057004
A band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa-6mb8HNvA

ITT: Ships that unnerve you

>>150057437
because Hussie made him an anxiety-crippled boy consumed with fear

>>150043309
To be fair to you, the felts purpose ended up being jobbers for the final act

>>150057577
He was always that, remember when he was freaking out over a bunch of puppets?

>>150057604
Puppets are scary.

>>150052892
>how are you celebrating it?
by replaying deltarune

>>150042923
>Sollux higher than Eriden
Why?

>>150057640
>Toby
>Toby pls
>Toby new england is cold pls

>>150053852
Best girl

>>150057721
Many are saying this

>>150057604
Cal had the literal anti-christ inside, I think his reaction was warranted

>>150053396
Two days hussie
you were only out for two days

After reading the whole thing, why was there so much Vriska wanking at the end? It just comes off as undeserved and forced. She earned her justified death by being too cocky and should have just stayed dead. Even with her retcon timeline she still killed her friends and is still a psychopath. Also i dunno why hussie was constantly shipping himself with a her so much. umm.. she's a minor? Also the the beforus trolls probably should have just been cameos at best because the only one who really mattered was meenah.

>>150057810
Go look for the exact date of the obituary of Hussie'd dad and *everything* will make sense.

>>150057604
Fact: A non-zero number of those puppets were vessels of a malevolent alien monster soul.

>>150057826
So between his dad, hiveswap and tumblr the pressure was too much and the writing quality suffered? Although I felt the story was going downhill after [s]cascade. Act 6 was just a slog.

>>150057810
>She earned her justified death by being too cocky and should have just stayed dead.
Ya
>why was there so much Vriska wanking at the end?
She was very popular. Its like if undertale was released in chapters and it became sans wank

>>150057872
Hussie is a literal textbook case of someone with 0 organizational skills convincing himself he could do everything by himself.

There's an old newspost / wordpress of Hussie saying he had no script or outline written down and everything was "in his head". I 100% believe he was not lying at all. Now add this to managing hiveswap, to managing the merch, personal life, the fandom and some things i'm forgetting.

Hussie was already up to his neck. His dad dying was what send him straight to the abyss, on top of now having to take care of all the bills, house ownership, and more who knows what else.

After he re-stabilizes, he simply realized he *forgot* what he was planning to do with Homestuck. Then a card castle of mismanagement came crashing down one at a time and just never stopped, he didn't even have the time to draw anymore, enter the fast & loose style of act 6-7. In the end he managed to finish Homestuck be defaulting to what was popular with the fans. That is, gay feelings and Vriska.

>>150057004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0OVpyvey4U

>>150057810
she was hugely popular
>why hussie was constantly shipping himself with a her so much
it was a running gag in the fandom that hussie ships himself with her and that's she's fat as fuck

Been spriting a bit more ahead of time before doing the rest of the pages i have planned. I think ill keep Hardlocked to mspfa only, at least 4stuck is related to the thread.

>>150057978
>everything was "in his head". I 100% believe he was not lying at all.
I also believe it, it's fucking crazy and I wouldn't recommend this to anyone but for a while it worked for Hussie because of his insane upd8 schedule. I remember hearing about how long it took for Hivebent to be completed and I was fucking blown away by how short of a time frame it was
Otherwise once shit hit the fan he should've started writing it down, not in autistic details mind you but at least have a core he can look back to as to not write a story that doesn't know where it's heading, because there was no way he was going to remember every plot threads and obscure details after he lost the momentum. Peraphs he thought it worked fine for him in the past so there was nothing to worry about despite everything being so different, or maybe he simply stopped giving a shit, or it's more likely a mix of both
well I'm not the guy but I wouldn't be surprised if hubris had something to do with it

ok the friend played the karkat minigame. he wanted to open every chest and was super excited when terezi donned her cute little dragon getup
reading a bit more I started laughing preemptively at the karkat x karkat x jade convo that we were getting to which he found ominous. when we did get to it though he laughed too and gained a new level of respect for jade when she clapped back
I joked the insane clown posse miracles music video link dave send gamzee is the most important video in homestuck and it went over his head as a joke
equius's rap at dave almost made up move up a tier in his eyes but then he started saying weird shit and dropped back down again
he really wanted to see bro fight jack but then we cut away to jade again
we watch jade: enter tomorrow

John should fuck Rose

>>150058547
Agreed!

>>150053227
>>150053280
I think the biggest irony here is if Eridan simply kept his cool, not contribute to murderstuck, he would've likely survived long enough for the new universe, and have all the opportunity to find that flush pairing.

>>150058215
Its homestuck this is a homestuck thread

>>150058317
oooo jade: enter is kino

>>150058317
Jade: enter is peak

enter jade

>>15005(8888)

>>150058888
nice

>>150057810
Vriska (Vriska) started being able to control real people. Did you know for the longest time Hussie used that gif of his author avatar with her scorpio symbol vibrating on his head as his profile pic on the official forums? Doing stuff like that isn't completely benign for your psyche.

>>150058955
is this hotdiggedydemon?

>>150058955
Straight up a The Hub cartoon show

>>150059018
this is explains why hussie acts the way he does, he did so many drugs and jacked off to vriska hypnos he permanently has an evil troll alien in his head

>>150059034
Ya

>>150059034
He also did one of the alpha kids if I'm not mistaken

Hussie if he locked in

>>150058888
>>150058896
oh shit nigga what have you done

>>150059103
anyone got that?

>>150059151
Tf alan doing

>>150058955
Alright Feferi and Eridan just being copypasted templates got a chuckle out of me.

>>150059253
jane and roxy are great but dirk and jake are way off

>>150059103
he also drew the beta kids as ponies in swag.mov

>>150047410
I wish for a setup wherein Rose or Dave, either of whom are about deranged enough to comprehend their situation properly, at a point just understand that they're not human at all, any more - and that even their bodies are fundamentally just puppets of their true, incomprehensible shape. An immortal being fundamentally cannot be contained to a regular, organic body, mentally speaking, a few centuries and it'd not have any memory space left. Which, inherently, suggests that it'd be getting stored somewhere else.

Where would it be stored? What concentration of information, of power and of unholy existence is out there, that's puppeting a Dave Strider lookalike, pretending to be him, an anglerfish dangling a lure around and thinking it's the lure?

But nah we are getting davekat washing machine makeouts. Which aren't inherently bad. But they could've been mixed with 'damn, I really am so inhuman and eternal I actually am putting 'god' in 'godtier', huh'.

>But nah we are getting davekat washing machine makeouts
I really don't like that the kids ended up being siblings. From the very start I shipped Dave and Rose, they felt like the only ones who really *got* eachother and saw past each others' facades. And yeah I'm sure them being siblings only made the ship better for some people but that's not me lol

>>150059339
Thats funny i have the opposite opinion

>>150058955
He fucked Aradia up but aside from that not bad. Sollux is my favorite

>>150059594
>Siblings
Only partially. DaveJade is 100% safe and canon because they don't share genes. That being said, they're all legally related.

goodnight hsg

>>150059609
jake is a HUGE DORK not a chad

I just really want to hug dirk ok

>>150059801
Dude. No. What the fuck. That's how you get a bajillion STDs.

>>150059823
I SAID HUG NOT FUG AND ALSO DIRK IS PURE CLEAN

>>150059857
He's sweaty. He's filthy. He's covered in machine oil and other, more sensual oils.

>>150059769
But its funny while jane is only funny by her accuracy in comparison

>>150059857
>>150059801
>Touch Dirk
>Get AIDS
Is it worth it?

>>150059887
>He's sweaty
hey now it's been summer, we all get a little sweaty in the blazing heat
>He's covered in machine oil
that's actually based though
>and other, more sensual oils.
I'm sure he cleans up thoroughly after whatever the hell he does at 4am

>>150059961
>>150059801
There is no way Dirk has an STD, he only does frottage because he's autistic for classical Greece.

>>150059961
FUCK YOU
YES
IN FACT I MAY EVEN DOODLE MYSELF HUGGING HIM WHEN I'M FEELING SELF-INDULGENT

>>150060011
Dewit, but draw a sexy Jake somewhere otherwise it's pointless

>>150060004
holy based I KNEEL

>>150057810
She’s his fetish character. We’ve said this many times.

>>150058779
Maybe, but im also taking more suggestions from the mspfa page and cross posting feels weird without also having the suggestions here. And theres like 12 pages i havent posted here, im not about to start spamming now.
But I do need a name for this fucker for later down the line, so suggestions for that are still appreciated

>>150060126
Well as long as you are getting the suggestions you are looking for that’s all fine.
>name
Guile Hopsage

>>150058215
>I think ill keep Hardlocked to mspfa only
do what you wanna do. it's all homestuck related so it's fair game for the threads too. plus it invites discussion here
if anything, I'd love if you creators could give tips on making these type adventures too sometime

>>150054238
>>150054238
Someone who's on to you.

>>150060322
>if anything, I'd love if you creators could give tips on making these type adventures too sometime
what exactly do you need help with?

>>150060389
anything and everything. I know jack shit about everything. I don't even know how you guys perfectly align the capchalogue cards to look like an inventory

>>150060523
>I don't even know how you guys perfectly align the capchalogue cards to look like an inventory
https://flaringk.github.io/gifstuckold/sylladex/sylladex.html
At least in my case, some other people probably do it by hand. Flare's CSS textboxes is and adventure in mspfa that has a lot and I mean A LOT of resources and useful websites like this, and there's tons of other adventures that teach you how to do this stuff. If you're strugglign with art, use molds, reuse assets, take reference from the resources booru in Homestuck.net.

>Found another Fanventure that seems interesting.
>Midnight Crew dumped onto Earth.
>Look inside.
>Human trolls, most are black.

Its still a interesting read because Jacks behaving like a angry chihuaua, but its also kinda feeling like ET in the Mental Asylum/Hood because he gets beaten up by a 31 year old, ex-convict Gamzee.

>>150060692
link

I kinda get what that other anon meant a few threads back about the discord not staying around any longer lmao
Because this retard thought joining on there while being a popular porn artist was a good idea
And shockingly newfag HS fans are making a stink about it bc of any homestuck porn that doesn’t depict them as how they look in HS^2 is “””problematic””””
a situation that just makes me hate fans in general for being retarded

>>150060839
Isn't one of the mods in the official Homestuck Discord a porn artist?

>>150055353
Just don't hang out in the threads everyone is miserable because of constant hiatuses.

>>150060779
https://mspfa.com/?s=32611&p=1

Odd one, but the weirdness of it does keep me reading.

>>150058955
I am glad Max remembered to make Vriska hot

>>150058955
that's just normal nepeta

>>150060847
Formerly
The titular Lysanthum aka vintagefoods who now draws the trolls but black

>>150060544
thanks anon!

>>150061380
>race of hyperagressive, backstabbing, blood supremacist aliens
>makes them black
every time

>>150061380
Even Eridan? I would have thought most never draw him as POC considering his personality and actions on Murderstuck.

>>150061471
look at >>150061452
>>150061380
>>150060847
I imagine it’s a case of newfags in the community not even knowing that vintagefoods used to draw porn

>>150061471
I don't know man shits odd.

>>150061516
funniest sollux I've ever seen, holy shit

>>150061516
niggerstuck

>>150061516
sollux looks godawful holy shit

>>150061516
That Vriska ends up with John, you can tell.

>>150061516
Say what you will about Haven and these designs, they're at least pretty unique. I couldn't draw this many distinct black people

>>150061516
The Cocoondocks

>>150061845
Nice

>>150061845
Lmao

>>150061516
I mean, good job on being able to still tell who is who, but do they all have to be black, not even asians?

She's so pretty I could die

>>150061995
Or sleep…

>>150061995
I wish the trolls could have physically interacted with the humans. I think they'd have had a fun dynamic

>>150061516
yeah design wise these are pretty interesting but i can immediately tell what kind of person this is
i know for a fact they would never draw gamzee though since people think he's a negative stereotype of blacks

>>150061995
>>150062072
The picture these are from has a sketch of her putting him to sleep and I KNOW you motherfuckers are just ignoring it because I’m here

>>150062164
i know she's supposed to be troll asian or something but she always looked latina to me

>>150062224
Truth is we just don't care about the fucking naps.

>>150062275
1001 Reasons Why You Should Care About Vriska Serket’s Hypno-Naps

>>150057978
>There's an old newspost / wordpress of Hussie saying he had no script or outline written down and everything was "in his head". I 100% believe he was not lying at all.
i don't believe he had a full satisfying ending in his head

>>150062285
I really don't, bloody hate taking naps because they mess everything up.

>>150062345
Haha. We insomniacs have no need for a sleep schedule.

>>150062239
Happa Latina Aradia is my personal headcanon

>>150062224
I actually forgot about it until I got my image, saw the sleeping one and thought to myself "huh why didn't hypno-anon post the sleepy one"

>>150062483
I’ve posted it several times over the past year or so.

>>150062499
Oh well

>>150062507
I quite like this pairing. Vriska Serket hypnotizing the nerdy boys does me well…

today, I will remind them

>>150041805 (OP)
This is a longshot but does anyone remember and have a link to Ovipositive?

My fucking sides.

>>150062594
What your lusus' ovipositor tastes like?

>>150063073
Shit

>>150063055
LOL
Where is this from?

>>150063151
This one: >>150060894

It´s Human Eridian losing his shit at encountering a Carapacian that isn´t DD.

>>150063108
My shit
She fucked me with it Serket
After your little con
After you delivered my team and I to her
Bound and gagged
She fucked me with it
All of us
Filled us with her venom and eggs
Tied us up
And left us
It
Hurt
So
Much
For so long
Eventually I popped
And was no more
You did that Serket

>>150058955
>terezi being the tall and lanky one
>vriska being the thick one
huh

SupremeRuby Rogue of Space, you are a FAGGOT.