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Anonymous No.150042053 >>150042744 >>150042998 >>150043098 >>150044586 >>150045230
Transformers
>is the first female Transformer
>is a victim of domestic violence

Did JK Rowling write this shit?
Anonymous No.150042744
>>150042053 (OP)
>is the first female Transformer
*in some continuities only
>is a victim of domestic violence
*in an even smaller slice of the above group of continuities
Anonymous No.150042998 >>150043082
>>150042053 (OP)
>Megatronus invented beating the shit out of your wife
>Eons later megatron beats shit out of starscream
Close enough
Anonymous No.150043020
i can't believe agent fowler did cybertronian 9/11.............
Anonymous No.150043082 >>150043161
>>150042998
Megatronus had a 10/10 wife. Megatron has a traitorous fuck-gimp. I wouldn't call that bar "passed" or even "met".
Anonymous No.150043098 >>150045252
>>150042053 (OP)
>First female Transformers for for the Badboy Gigachad
>Chad kills her for a his toy
Oh boy! Just like real life!
Anonymous No.150043161 >>150043206 >>150048284
>>150043082
Starscream is perfect battered wife :
Horrible voice
Annoying as hell
Constantly betrays you
Easy to break hard to fully destroy
Starscream is walking perpetual motion machine of spousal abuse
Only thing he lacks is cybercooch and two gas tanks on the chest
As long as there is someone to beat the shit out of him he will persist
Anonymous No.150043206 >>150043220
>>150043161
>Only thing he lacks is cybercooch and two gas tanks on the chest
This is why I find it weird that Megatron would rather hang around with dudes all day
at least Optimus had the excuse of leaving his feminist hotwife back on Cybertron to laugh at Incelwave all day, meanwhile Decepticreeps get NO BITCHES
Anonymous No.150043220 >>150043275
>>150043206
"First I conquer earth and then I conquer flamewars exhausts".
-megatron,1985
Anonymous No.150043275 >>150043294
>>150043220
flamewar didn't exist until 2005
Anonymous No.150043294
>>150043275
"Shockwave,put him in the penis exploding machine".
Anonymous No.150044586
>>150042053 (OP)
Megatronus just did what he always did to her before, penetrating her with his huge laser cannon
Anonymous No.150044791
Aight anons gimme your ideas for combiners
Hard mode = cohesive theming In vehicles
Anonymous No.150045230 >>150045257 >>150045347 >>150046182 >>150046236
>>150042053 (OP)
>female Transformer
why are machines sexually dimorphic, do they need sex to reproduce? and who's optimus prime's mom and dad?
Anonymous No.150045252
>>150043098
Wasn't it a ploy by Liege Maximo?
Anonymous No.150045257 >>150045332
>>150045230
Aesthetic choice. Would you want to look cute/sexy if you had the choice and didn't have a sex/gender by default?
Anonymous No.150045332
>>150045257
>Aesthetic choice
where did they get this aesthetic from? what was their default form before this aesthetic was discovered? did they have contact with sexually dimorphic humanoid species before reaching earth?
Anonymous No.150045347
>>150045230
Primus created them along with Solus probably after another late goddess of order (before she fell in battle against Unicron and other chaos gods).
And no, it's all for aesthetics. Cybertronians have their proto-forms forged and then said protoforms need to take shape.
No sex involved.
Anonymous No.150046182
>>150045230
>why are machines
In most depictions of Transformers, the Cybertronian race are not actually machines. They're energy lifeforms that use machine bodies to interact with their surroundings.
>sexually dimorphic, do they need sex to reproduce?
Except in very rare cases within the franchise, they're not sexually dimorpic, they're gender-ly dimorphic. No penis or vagina, no sexual reproduction.
Why multiple genders? Most of the time, there is no explanation. They just exist. Even in the few instances where they go into detail why SOME characters/groups are female instead of male (IDW1 stuff, Solus, etc), the root reason for there being different genders is either never revealed, or it's just "idk transformer god made them". You can easily theorize that it's just a sapient, intelligent race going through social evolution. And of course, the real world reason is that having different genders is fun, and the audience isn't just male.
Cybertronian population replenishment depends on which setting you're looking at, and some settings have multiple methods. Usually new energy lifeforms are spit out by the Energy Lifeform God, either directly or though mystical artifacts. Sometimes science is involved in creating or cloning new energy lifeforms. In the earlier media before the energy lifeform concept took stronger hold and Transformers really were just (sapient, intelligent, sociable) machines, there were instances of just building a new guy, or liquid metal budding. There's been more methods other than all the above.
>and who's optimus prime's mom and dad?
Not really applicable given all of the above. Alpha Trion is sometimes seen as Prime's "father", in one setting being the one that rebuilt him from nobody civilian Orion Pax into leader Optimus Prime. In one of the comic runs, everyone has a parental figure that guides them through early life, Optimus's was Codexa.
Anonymous No.150046236 >>150046276
>>150045230
>Sunbow
Quintessons made female models of hardware for coomer spacebuxx
>Beast Wars
They fuck (somehow)
>everything else
Some convoluted and gay shit about how all Woman transformers are descending from Womanus Prime. Repeat for Midgetus, Beastus, Combinerus, and Boatus Primes.
Anonymous No.150046276 >>150046420
>>150046236
>everything else
A common misconception. That's actually only applicable to one, singular universe.
Anonymous No.150046420 >>150046506
>>150046276
>one, singular universe.
TFP, IDW1. and ONE are all the same universe?
Anonymous No.150046506
>>150046420
No. Also, none of those universes use what you describe.
The universe that DOES use it is the Aligned book series.
Anonymous No.150048284 >>150048320
>>150043161
>finally divorces Megatron
>lives like a king
Anonymous No.150048293 >>150048326
https://x.com/fairytailparfum/status/1959903588572143931
>transformers perfumes
i wonder what would a decepticon smell like
i remember G1 vortex saying autobots smell "clean and pollutant free"
Anonymous No.150048320 >>150048347
>>150048284
What is this from?
Anonymous No.150048326 >>150048870
>>150048293
i bet they smell terrible
Anonymous No.150048347 >>150049083
>>150048320
episode 6 of cyberworld
The uploads are weird. Sometimes it's a new episode by itself, sometimes it's a new episode with the previous episode attached on the end.
Below video is episode 6, then episode 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Ep8tQPx9A
Anonymous No.150048870 >>150049009
>>150048326
i bet knock out would put some care into how he smells at least
Anonymous No.150049009 >>150049346
>>150048870
He could smell good to other decepticons, but smell bad for humans
Anonymous No.150049083
>>150048347
It's because the episodes are only 5 minutes long and you can't get youtube monetization from a video unless it's at least 10 minutes long, so they pair them up to increase the runtime.
They're also constantly changing the video titles to farm the algorithm.
Anonymous No.150049346 >>150049414
>>150049009
maybe he has that new car smell on him all the time
Anonymous No.150049414
>>150049346