Thread 150047505

You will get the Gorillaz skins in fortnite, right?

>>150047505 (OP)
sex with noodle

Nah I'm the special kind of autistic that's immune to consooming my gay interests.

I don't play mindless multiplayer games so no.

>>150047505 (OP)
Will Harambe be one of them?

yes I will, once it's uploaded to smutbase

Fortnite is proving which properties are money whores.

I'm getting the pass since I have crew but imma just buy the bitch in the middle

>>150047505 (OP)
plastic island lmao

I'm so glad I don't like shootan gaems. Seems like I dodged like 90% of retarded shit "gamers" get obsessed just because it's all shooting games. Counterstrike, Call of Duty, Borderlands, Halo, Destiny, Overwatch, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals... IT's just an endless list of slop.

>>150047580
But fortnite funny

>>150047580
older shootan games are great though

>>150047545
Literally all of them. There's not one significant franchise, whether it's games or cartoons or anything else, that doesn't exist just to make money.

In Fortnite's defense at least it has the kind of "anything goes" vibe where you can just drop in some cartoon characters and they don't feel too out of place. Not like CoD which completely raped its own aesthetics just to sell silly characters.

>>150047580
much unlike your favorite games for sure

>>150047636
Fortnite gets a pass for the silly outfits and characters. CoD doing it is fucking cringe.

>>150047674
Indeed. Considering I play games that are singleplayer-first and don't have gacha mechanics or in-game purchases, I've easily been able to dodge most modern sloppification.

>>150047505 (OP)
Y'all realize this is the kind of shit Bill Watterson was warning us about, yes?
>>150025458

>>150047775
the customer is always right

>>150047775
he a retard, making merch of your own product is fine

>>150047827
They objectively are not

I can tell the Fortnite devs were fans of Gorillaz because they not only chose the best phase, but also made way better models than the ones we saw in Cracker Island

>>150048117
Whoever did the models did a great job of translating their style over to Fortnite.

>>150048117
>they not only chose the best phase
Just from seeing the images, I thought each member was supposed to represent a distinct phase?

Give me the plastic beach track Epic, do it

>>150047505 (OP)
>>150048210
Kind of cursed to see Noodle this tall, she was still pretty small during Plastic Beach

>>150048543
I miss Cyborg

>>150047721
>admits to only playing nintoddler and undertale-esque slop fest games
lol

>>150047721
Can you just talk like a normal person?

>>150048569
Cyborg Noodle made my penis erect

>>150048245
Most of them use designs seen throughout Phase 3, aside from 2-D who looks to be based mainly on Phase 4.

>>150047775
>wahhh stop having fun

>>150047505 (OP)
Just these two?

>>150047580
I wouldn't play those cause I'd suck at them

>>150049027
Murdoc and Russel are in the Festival Pass.

>>150047505 (OP)
I play the game sometimes but I don't buy a skin of every single thing I like because some of them just look too stupid, especially the cel shaded ones, why would they do that? just make normal 3d models damn it

>>150047505 (OP)
Damn, is that real? Did they actually use Melancholy Hill Noodle? Is so that's fucking based

>>150048210
this is their modern look (cept for noodles)?

>>150047555
Tatsumaki looks surprisingly alright. Can't wait to see the awful spats they're vonna 100% give to her

>>150047505 (OP)
I have never, and will never play Fortnite.

>>150047555
based

Wake me up when CoD or Fortnite release the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia character skins/voicepacks.

>>150047580
Counter-Strike is good. I can’t imagine you even know what Arma is.

>>150050987
>and thats a good thing!

Why are they so afraid of 2d with black eyes?

>>150049289
I think they're all Plastic Beach era with minor adjustments.

20 years ago I would had been all over this shooter. To old and tired to get into it.

>>150051373
there's a mode without building mechanics for casuals like you and I

>>150047636
>NOBODY has EVER wanted to make a good product, chud. EVERYTHING is a le heckin' money grab. you WILL consume ze slop
fag