Thread 150049246

Funny Bunny
>If Tom King rewrote her origin
Her easter basket was the last gift of her parents before they died so she hates everyone with happy families and wants her family back

>If Geoff Johns rewrote her origin
She is connected to the Easter Force that gives her the power of throwing easter eggs, also her easter baskets is made out of human skin from her victims

>If Bendis rewrote her origin:
She was a girl that loved easter while everyone else hated easter, her easter basket gave her super powers and now she is in a weird tsundere incest like relationship with Peter since he reminds her the dad that died and couldn't protect her easter basket

>If Timm-Dini rewrote her origin
The bully sitting on her easter basket made her whole face disfigured and now uses the mask to hide and she steals easter baskets to fill the empty hole left by her husband divorcing

This Bendis person sounds cool.

>>150049246 (OP)
Stop this. This is becoming spam.

>>150049246 (OP)
>>Joe Quesada. The girl eventually got over the destruction of her dearest Easter basket. She grew into a young adult and engaged to be married. Until at the wedding when the couple were about to say their vows, the bully showed up and yelled “GUESS FUCKING!” He then jumped and crushed her wedding cake in front of everyone.

“This is for coughing up my cum on my face after you gave me head Amy all those years ago. And just like I crushed your Easter basket when it happened, now I’m crushing your future you once twelve year old slut!!”

Her husband left her at the alter after this. Embarrassed and shun by her family, friends and church, Amy Reddiin became the Funny Bunny when she had a nervous breakdown.

>>150049246 (OP)
>not even stomping on the basket like most people would, but slamming his ass down to ensure every last egg gets crushed
>he seemingly has no concerns that sitting on a basket of easter eggs would leave a massive brown spot on his pants, making it look like he had explosive diarrhea; his sole concern is destroying this random girl's easter basket
Shit man I'd become a criminal too if that happened to me

She looks more like what you'd expect a rabbit-themed enemy of Frog-Man to look like than the actual one. Even has the eyes peering out of darkness.

>>150049246 (OP)
It really sets off my autism when people treat Spidey Super Stories like it's the main continuity.

>>150049659
Ohhh yeaah but if Morrison treated it as canon then it's cool meme autism for you that he did consider it canon!

>>150049542
I keked at this more than I should have lol, that bully was bully trolling to the next level

>>150049343
That's hardcore and will turn her into a Punisher like girl

>>150049631
Why, how does Frog-Man rabbit-themed villain look like?

>>150052990
Like a rich girl wearing makeup and fake ears

>>150049246 (OP)
Not enough Bruce Wayne cucking his adopted son for a Bruce Timm story.

Condiment King, essentially breaking bad style.
>Wears a blue suit, white dress shirt, green ski mask that looks like a pickle, gold chains/rings
>Owns a fast food chain in Gotham and steadily growing across the country
>He's in the drug trade, and spices, smuggling everything through burger joints

>>150049246 (OP)
Now let’s see Alan Moore’d take.

>>150054843
She had sex while underaged.

>>150049246 (OP)
Now do Skip

>>150054843
She is a commie
>Everyone should have easter baskets

>>150054843
>Now let’s see Alan Moore’d take.
Her father left for work early on Easter because he was a chocolatier and it was his second best time of year (behind Valentines) for selling chocolate. Before he left for work he came to her room, gave her a bunny shaped chocolate and called her Funny Bunny. Despite it being early, she stayed awake and heard the milkman delievering the milk and her mother's voice greeting him. She then heard noises. She went downstairs and saw her mother dressed up like a Playboy Bunny fucking the milkman on the kitchen table. Only her father, having forgotten his coat, came back in and saw his wife being fucked. He grabbed a bottle of milk and smashed it over the head of the milkman, using the shards to cut his throat. His wife screamed, then he grabbed a chocolate egg from out his bag and forced it down her throat. The floor was covered in milk, blood and chocolate. The daughter saw her mother's red asphyxiated face all bloated, whilst she was still dressed as a bunny. Her father turned and saw her, "It'll be okay my Funny Bunny" he said, before slitting his throat.

>>150049246 (OP)
is this where the five nights at freddy's guy got the idea
sex bunny

>>150051948
Yes. She kills all bullies. Especially children ones.

>>150049246 (OP)
I actually want to know how this story went down. How did Spidey beat her?

>>150049246 (OP)
>She was a girl that loved easter while everyone else hated easter
Hated easter?
>Hated easter
Huh.

>>150055056
kek

>>150054890
uh-oh

>>150049246 (OP)
Cool Reboot

>>150049246 (OP)
What about Garth Ennis?

>>150059846
The bully sitting on her easter basket made her realize God doesn't exists and if he exists he is evil for not stopping that insult to his own son (because Easter is when Jesus resurrected) and so she turned into a godless cunt that smashes easter baskets saying "I hate God" and her bunny costume was made with the human skin of the priest that raped her

>>150060172
This is easily the most readable-sounding one.

>>150049246 (OP)
It just occurred to me, wouldn't the bully get chocolate stains/food residue on his posterior?

>>150060238
Yeah but he....he doesn't care, he cared just to destroy the little girl's innocence >>150049542

>>150055951
Hated the holiday known as easter

The Easter Force is Jesus

>>150049246 (OP)
>Funny Bunny
say that again...

>>150049246 (OP)
What speciality can you make them?

Reboot them villains, man.

>>150054658
That would be cool

>>150061337
Funni Bunni

>>150049246 (OP)
Look how fucking happy that bully looks, smashing his kiester on top of her Easter basket. Look at that gaudy orange bomber jacket and horrible 70s haircut. I wanna hear HIS origin story.

>>150049542
>his sole concern is destroying this random girl's easter basket
It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.

>>150064984
He is the kind of sadistic rich asshole that finds sexual pleasure on ruining little kids lives

>>150064869
Marshmallows.

>>150065708
I'm sorry that rich bully ruined your life by hurting you in childhood, but if he did means your childhood wasn't that great to begin with

>>150065708
Nah, other way around, he looks like a working class jerk bullying a little girl who got lots of easter eggs from her rich parents.

>>150067629
Maybe an anarchist that hates rich people but is an bully at heart and so beat up kids saying it's for saving the world but is just for his selfish needs.
He is Funny Bunny's Joe Chill

>>150068334
>Hey, Little girl
>You get, what you FUCKIN' DESERVE
*Sits on easter basket*

>>150068378
Literally me

>>150060865
Or the chocolate

>>150069635
Chocolate Jesus Egg

>>150070544
Easter Chocolate Jesus Egg

She should hulk out in a giant monster rabbit

>>150061337
Funny Cunny

>>150064984
that guy later became the wrecker

>>150049246 (OP)
Neil Gaiman:
>In the quiet town of Easterwick, where every cobblestone hums with forgotten folklore, Eudora Hare was born under a gibbous moon during the vernal equinox. As a child, Eudora loved Easter, not for its candies or pastel eggs, but for the stories. Tales of rabbits who carried dreams in their burrows, delivering hope to sleeping children. She wove baskets from willow twigs, filling them with painted eggs, each a tiny cosmos of her imagination. But at the village’s Easter festival, a cruel boy crushed her basket underfoot, scattering her eggs into the mud. The townsfolk laughed, not at the boy’s cruelty, but at Eudora’s tear-streaked face. That night, she fled to the woods, where the air smelled of moss and secrets.
>Beneath an ancient oak, Eudora met the Lagomorph, a primal entity older than the gods of spring, its eyes like twin moons, its fur woven from starlight and shadow. “You’ve been broken,” it whispered, “but breaking is merely the start of becoming.” It offered her a bargain: weave baskets not for joy, but for dreams stolen from those who scorned her. In return, she’d gain the power to reshape spring itself. Eudora, heart still raw, accepted. Her fingers bled as she wove her first basket from thorns and moonlight, and she became Funny Bunny, a name both mocking and mythic, a trickster goddess of Easterwick’s twilight.

The first thread was good.

>>150049246 (OP)
Honestly, I love it.

There should be more villains with simple and petty backstories. No more of this "my dad didn't come to my little league games when I was a kid so that means it's okay for me to rob banks and kill innocent people" crap.

In modern times she would he a were-rabbit

>>150049246 (OP)
>first thought is that the guy smashing her eggs is a rape euphemism
Give it to me straight Anons, am I Ennis?

>>150075619
More Millar, worse or better? Your choice.

>>150075532
Originally Black Manta was like that, he saw Aquaman being happy in the sea while he was slaving on a dirty old ship and decided to kill him

>>150073440
Holy shit lol this felt real, Sweethoot x Books of Magic

>>150073051
Funny Tummy