Thread 150057220

How many bodies does she have?

>>150057220 (OP)
Do you count the dogs or not?

>>150057220 (OP)
>is it possible to be in love with 25 people all at once?

>>150057447
uuugghhh

>>150057220 (OP)
Everytime Tina goes to a boy-girl party is a metaphor of getting dicked down.

>>150057220 (OP)
it will be zero until she is 35.
Anyways I liked the kids more when loise was an asshole, gene was incompetent and tina was autistic

>>150058030
I like it when Louise was clearly unbalanced but I also liked when Tina was fun, flirty, and confident and when Gene was...hmmm that's a tough one.
When was Gene good?

>>150057220 (OP)
as of now, probably zero. by the time she goes to college, at least three

>>150058408
Ok wait I got it because it kinda ties into Louise being psychotic and Gene is the less menacing but still kinda menacing because he would just stare at people intensely and without blinking.

>>150058435
College? I give her next year when she becomes a freshman in high school.

>>150058408
>when was Gene good?
anytime he starts taking his clothes off.

>>150057220 (OP)
wh... how can you have more than one body?

She already considered dating a preteen boy once, by the time of the high school she'll be the playground menace.

>>150058995
>>150059175
>can I just say one thing?
>no Gene.
>I think I have the best legs in the family.
>and the smoothest bottom.
>no more talking.

>>150060049
We are all connected as one body anon, namaste.

>>150059175
Need for tweed is a good ass pun.

>>150058408
>>150058437
I think manic and manipulative is a good baseline for all the Belcher kids and that requires an almost delusional level of self-confidence for all three.
>I AM that charm bomb waiting to explode.
>I AM a creative genius that everyone wants to hear.
>I AM LOUISE and I'm great in general.

>>150058435
This is what I think Tina would actually look like in a more stylized fashion.

>>150060989
Like in a traditional story this short awkward period would give way to an ugly ducking story where Tina turns out to be pretty

>>150061003
imo the show and its writers just doesn't give enough credit to Tina and other teenage girls, like you don't have to be an ugly awkward weirdo to be interesting.

>>150060989
>>150061003
>>150061043
>tfw your characterization officially outpaces the show's maturity levels

>>150060721
>size
Gene
Tina
Louise
>roundness
Gene
Louise
Tina
>springiness
Louise
Tina
Gene

>>150061136
>Tina
Pink panties
>Louise
White panties
>Gene
No panties

>>150060204
>playground menace
You mean Logan?

>>150061280
Looking back at his first episode I've come to the conclusion that it really should've been Tina and Gene who came to Louise's rescue and not the one eyed snakes.
>technically Logan was bullying them too so it would've been retribution for that.
>they know the whole story from the get-go.
>they are Louise's older siblings and Gene did say from the womb to the tomb.
>probably would've resulted in a more creative fix than just a biker threatening Logan with a knife.

>>150061388
Juat look at how fun it is at Logan being exasperated by all three of them.

>>150061417
>>150061424
Damn logan used to be way taller.

>>150058408
>>150058437
some of the best parts of Gene comes from the animation that if you blink you miss it.
>him getting into thing in the background.
>him popping up in the foreground.
>his long unblinking stare.
small things that really do go a long way in saying he's a little freak.

>>150060947
>>150061851
Obnoxious and Outgoing, just like their mom.

>>150061417
>>150061424
>>150061507
>one head taller than Tina
>two heads taller than Gene
>THREE heads taller than Louise

I dislike how Tina always wears socks.

>>150058435
Funny how some of the best porn this show has is always off model lol

>>150057220 (OP)
Once her puberty kicks into high gear? She won't be able to stop herself.

>>150063276
I like the vintage chic of the stripped tube socks, make me want to see Tina in dolphin shorts with them.

>>150063276
I like Sketchtoons myself but he hasn't made any BB content a a while.

>>150063276
I prefer the term impressionistic, The Belchers are effectively regular people so these stylistic interpretations are well within of how the characters would look like.

>>150059175
>>150060807
>>150061136

>>150063494
Tina is so fucking hot.

Someone edit Tina and Louise naked, please.

>>150063518
Honestly Gene's is fatter.

>>150063546
https://files.catbox.moe/0a2ied.png

>>150063887
>https://files.catbox.moe/0a2ied.png
Thank you very much.

>>150057220 (OP)
She will rape someone at least once in her lifetime

>>150063887
Nice.

>>150063606
Lin is impressively slim and fit for a 44 year old woman and a mom of three.

>>150064790
Lin's ass is soccer mom tight.

>>150063361
That's better.
>>150063477
Would Louise wear socks?
If it's not freaking cold

>>150064987
Maybe she wouldn't have if she gets the boots with the fur.

>>150063978
Sleeping in a summer cabin with no A/C or fan and sleeping without the covers? That's a sweaty sweaty Tina right there.
Nice.

>>150057220 (OP)
If she goes to college over 30, but if she doesn't 2 at most.

>>150061071
The problem is the writers don't have any intention of making the kids grow up or even do a flash forward episode for fun and at the same time they ran out of things to do with teenage Tina. She's just a one note character now and when she gets an episode is just one variant of her established traits like girl scouts, horses or her being obsessive about boys

>>150065032
Let me talk to her.
Let me talk to her.

>>150065318
I think you're forgetting how Tina already pulls in boys despite being Tina. You got Zeke and Jimmy jr for sure but Josh was a high value boy who so impressed by Tina that he asked her out the second time they met and the list just goes on from there.

>>150057220 (OP)
Is Tina going to give head first or get head first? What about the other Belchers?

>>150057220 (OP)
Hard call with the shows off putting artstyle but in universe, she's probably completely average looking. Add in being a complete freak and reasonably straightforward and confident, she'd rack up double digits in her late teens and early twenties if she wanted to

>>150065523
Tina would be giving head first, desperately, but her romance novels would create the expectations of immediate compensation so she might go for 69 for her first try.
Gene...well I think he would be getting head first and most certainly from Courtney and it's gonna blow his mind, though I don't think Courtney is gonna be the first person he give head too.
Louise would try giving head and absolutely love it, makes her feel powerful but on the same token she's gonna be shy about getting head because it makes her feel vulnerable.

>>150065843
plus she got big boobs

>>150065463
Season 7-9 Tina is so peak because you're actually like damn Tina got character development and now she's nore confident and willing to put herself out there qnd finding out she's just a cute wacky girl with a deep voice like Mabel in contralto.

>>150063518
>>150064837
Yeah I can see it.

>>150066797
GOD I NEED SLUTTY GENE SO FUCKING BAD

>>150066060
Yeah you do.

>>150065854
Courtney would have a heart attack when Gene tries to give her head.

>>150065854
>Louise would try giving head and absolutely love it, makes her feel powerful but on the same token she's gonna be shy about getting head because it makes her feel vulnerable.
Lmao, are you reading my fan fiction?

>>150067184
>Lmao, are you reading my fan fiction?
Probably but it's also the only legitimate way to read Louise.

>>150067058
Puberty hit her hard.

>>150067042
Now how do people miss this?

>>150065523
Tina is gonna get nervous and bite. Bite hard.

>>150067527
It really did with Tina having the girls before she was even a teen.

>>150067597
You thinking she'll even get it into her mouth? That's pretty optimistic, my guess is she'll freeze up as soon some actually whips it out and Tina will spend a minute with it laying on her face huffing in the scent.

>>150067749
I can see her slapping it away or making herself puke over the dude, without taking it out. But I feel biting is the type of left field "of all the bad options why would you even react that way" she'd do

>>150067818
>I can see her slapping it away
There's a drawing of Tiff Crust from MLaaTR that kinda makes that look appealing.

>>150067597
>>150067749
some guys can be into a little nibble, even an extra-firm nibble.
>making herself puke over the dude, without taking it out.
even more guys are into that, especially if you get some red eyes and tearing up.

>>150067749
>>150065523
Her dialogue when doing it for the first time would be pretty fun
>So do I have to do something to get it up or-- Whoa nevermind I guess it was ready to go haha. Um Hi there... little guy? Umm sorry, you're not little. I'm just nervous I'm sure you're average.
>It somehow harder and softer than it looks at the same time. How does that work?
>It's so warm. Would it be weird if I put it on my cheek first? They should make heat packs out of this stuff. I don't know about the smell though

>>150068363
I imagine if Tina said something like this while topless that she will have to deal with the consequences of getting a sloppy facefuck right after.

>>150065523
>What about the other Belchers?
well Gene has no gag reflex and a love of shooting back oysters with no problem with having his face covered in slime so the boys are gonna be calling him gluck gluck Gene.

>>150068363
>Um Hi there... little guy? Umm sorry, you're not little. I'm just nervous I'm sure you're average.
I read that in her voice

>>150068363
Louise on the other hand would be like "you call that a penis?".

>>150069236
FUCK Linda and all her kids are so fucking sexxyy.

>>150069236
>Ehryel
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

>>150068805
Facefuck? Nah, titfuck.

>>150069639
>>150069466

>>150069826
why choose when she would be happy do to both?

>>150069466
Awww man got me thinking about that synchronized swimming episode.

>>150070109
Linda doing synchronized swimming is so much hotter to me then it was 13 years ago.

>>150070158
She was even in yoga tights at the start of the episode.

>>150066797
>>150067042
>>150067542

>>150070577
Gene will absolutely fight through the sweat and muscle failure to squatfuck you both without question and without mercy.

>>150070722
>does this look like the face of mercy?

>>150070931
>The only thing keeping him going is the compliments you give to him about how fat and soft his ass is compared to his mom's.

>>150070722
>>150071163
I got full confidence in Gene here as the boy got great rhythm and stamina so you can picture him putting on some music to help keep the beat and adding some flourish to his swerves and dips.

>>150070722
>>150071163
>>150071636
I suggest checking out the end credits of pro tiki/con tiki.

>>150072443
>>150072457
This is what having Linda as a mom does to a would-be motherfucker.

>>150057220 (OP)
about tree fitty

>>150072568
>well wouldn't you know it it was prehistoric reptile from the camberian era wearing dark thick rimmed square glasses!

>>150072595
>rimmed
Yeah sounds like something she'd be into

Despite being another pedo thread, each screencap just oozes the charme thats missing in modern Simpsons. Its just kids doing dumb shit and their parents trying their best to parent. Thats all you need.

>>150072987
that and ~sex appeal~

>>150063887
Bless you, will need more edits soon !

>>150073222
If it had sex appeal, people had the balls to draw the smut like the show looks. Based VS.

>>150057220 (OP)
They're still searching. The true total may never be known.

>>150073457
They had to bring out the cum sniffing dogs just for the ones in the woods...

>>150057220 (OP)
Are we talking about sex partners or people she has killed?

>>150073777
They all deserved it, they all deserved to be sexually serviced by an ass obsessed freak like Tina.

>>150072743
She's would eat jimmy jr's ass out and make him cum like a bitch.

>>150069826
>topless titfuck
or
>under the bra with her t shirt still on

>>150072472
SLUT

>>150058030
>it will be zero until she is 35
Tina is not only a horny woman but one that actively engages boys, she will not make it out of high school a virgin

>>150075311
i truly feel like the only reason she is still a virgin is how dumb all the boys are.

>>150068363
holy shit lmao

>>150075311
She might get scared of actually having sex, but she would be doing other stuff for sure.