Thread 150058755

2 billion people paid to see this?

>>150058755 (OP)
>lewd nezha.jpg

Shame this went under the radar

>>150059179
For me is this underrated gem.

>>150058755 (OP)
Yes and I'm very satisfied with my purchase.

I have no regrets.

They bussed poor people from villages and even Chinese soldiers to break the record. Clearly tainted record. Korean news report link because American media is too scared of China to cover it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWgary8hAE

>>150059179
I remember this being mostly boring and the little brother very annoying.

>>150058755 (OP)
Apparently

>>150058755 (OP)
Chinks don't count as people

>>150059179
This was a collaboration with China and America?

>>150060925
So avatar 3 should be banned in China so it won’t pass ne zha 2?

>>150058968
Yes

>>150058755 (OP)
The Chinese literally do not give a shit about quality. They're brainwashed totalitarians who will throw anything at CCP propaganda to inflate their social credit scores.
They know that Ne Zha succeeding = China succeeding. It's unironically monetized nationalism.
The movie is, of course, dogshit.
Attempting to appeal to the Chinese market is, of course, retarded, because it's impossible for a western production to harness Chinese racism. Not that the jews in Hollywood won't try and fail anyway.

>>150058755 (OP)
I believe these box office numbers as much as I believe China's covid cases

>>150061227
The movie is peak.

>>150061229
Ok

>>150058755 (OP)
2 Ne zhillion dollars and counting

>>150059179
I watched it and while the visuals were neat the plot was really generic and the characters kind of sucked. Also did this weird thing where it basically assumed you knew a decent amount of Chinese mythology, which I guess the target audience was probably Chinese but it made you feel really lost at some parts of the movie.

>>150058755 (OP)
looked great in 3d.

This guy married to a Filipino woman is still thinks ne zha 2 is not the highest grossing animated movie of all time?

https://youtu.be/PxINFcmiRmI?feature=shared

>>150061227
the only difference from the us is hollywood is driven by pseudo-progressive narcissism instead
both are essentially imperialistic and propagandistic

>>150058755 (OP)
Why does China dress their boys like that?
Boys want to look cool and tough

>>150059179
>stuck on Netflix
Well now that explains why it went under the radar.

>>150061674
i guess he transforms or something

>>150061694
But kpop demon hunters is on Netflix?

>>150061674
>>150061714
I watched the original 2D movie and he doesn't transform there. His design is something tied into Chinese culture and tradition but it is pretty fucking weird.

>>150061826
> but it is pretty fucking weird.
No fag

>>150061862
China has some explaining to do.

>>150061903
This game is made in Japan

>>150058755 (OP)
If you trust Chinese numbers you are both retarded and easily fooled.

>>150061841
>>150061848
>white person putting their white beliefs about gender onto another culture

My wife

>>150058755 (OP)
Bugmen aren't "people" so no

>>150061268
The ESL Chinese shill is still at it

>>150062646
No

>>150062610
ao bing's wife

>>150062992
Both are my wife

>>150061655
China has been funding the progressive shit for years, same with the Soviets.

>>150061862
>>150061903
NeZha being a trap/femboy is a constant across media.

>>150063299
My male wife

>>150058755 (OP)
If the tickets cost $1 then maybe 2 billion people saw it...

>>150063665
Yes

>>150064191
>Chinese mythology cinematic universe
How many movies are in this thing? How many more are in the pipeline?

>>150064698
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiang_Ziya_(film)

>>150064191
>>150064209
>>150061268
>LOOK AT THE BOX OFFICE IT'S GOOD
no one believes this Chang

>>150065156
Believe this white guy then.

https://youtu.be/vx7Pc9kqVbo?feature=shared

>>150065234
Obviously one of the many "influencers" China has paid for shilling just like they do for their tourism. No one that matters is watching this chink slop.

>>150065156
why don't you see the movie yourself then? it's fun and has lots of great action scenes

>>150058755 (OP)
People were paid to go see it.
When you print your own money as a country (China) you can make up all kinds of numbers

>>150058755 (OP)
How's the first one to start

>>150058755 (OP)
No, the chinks artificially inflate it because they've been brainwashed by Xi to think China winning means they win. Same thing with that Wukong game last year, they claimed it sold a billion copies and then steam showed like 85% of the sales were to Chinese people

when I point out the hype is fake I get like 10 replies saying im just a hater. I swear the people in charge of the press need to fix their bots. negative comments should receive 0 replies,looks too suspicious.

>>150065156
If this year has shown anything is that /co/ is so retarded they fell for the "box office=movie's quality" mentality.

>>150065327
A majority of the internet is bots and jeets, it's never going to be fixed

>>150065275
I've seen the clips, it looks like shit from a decade ago

>>150064191
>>150064209
honestly that first movie is pretty mid; goregous animation aside it's nothing special
however, that second movie is fucking ridiculously good

>>150065408
The first movie is fun a pretty good for a director that never been to film school

>>150065378
> I've seen the clips
Clips = full movie ?

>>150065251
China didn’t pay him tho

>>150065507
oh absolutely, yeah; i can see why it launched the dude's career because it's fuckin really good to look at even by today's standards and the action scenes are great. pacing was the worst part and it felt episodic instead of "like a movie"
painted world was fucking kino

>>150065300
Visually stunning but the characters are flat
This one fixes that imo

>>150058755 (OP)
2 billion "people" were coerced into seeing this.

>>150063299
Kinda funny how the character he originates from is known for being cursed into a tree for acting like a drunken womanizer. And so was his brother.

>>150061557
>Make a movie about Hou Yi and Chang
>Hou Yi is barely in it

>>150065705
2 billion fujos

Win the Oscar!

>>150058755 (OP)
Post the cuter Nezha

>>150061862
Even cuter!

>>150061903
Fuck no, not him


>>150063299
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

Theres rumors about Chinas population being much, MUCH lower than what the CCP allows to be reported so its more likely that many of their citizens went and saw it several times over.

>>150061268
2,150,000,000 looks like a nice round number like a government would spend on tickets. This is just like what they tried with Black Myth Wukong in the gaming markets. CCCP buys a shitload of keys and gives them to their people and say "CHINA STONK AAA DEVELOPER BIG WORLD PRESENCE".

>>150067263
Cope.
Ne zha 2 is movie of the year!

>>150067200
Based Luo Xiaohei fan.

>>150067283
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>>150061841
>>150061848
>literally scouring the internet for random tranny review blogs
How fucking mindbroken are you

>>150067320
I speak English

>>150067374
It was a rotten review on rotten tomatoes

>>150067312
He was my favorite character from the movie, there are rumors he is going to have more screen time in the sequel and I'm totally hoping that. Right I'm think a lot if I should read also Hei's webcomic since I heard he also has some appearances there.

>>150067787
Judging from trailers its looks like Nezha will get serious fights. Also new fanart depicts him with another cute boy, but IDK if he appears in the movie or if he's from somewhere else.

>>150061841
>>150061848
We all got a little twink in us.

>>150069060
Not me

>>150067200
The cutest Nezha.

>>150069343
He never wears shoes?

>>150065525
Why waste my time when the scenes that are meant to sell it look mid as hell?

>>150065542
You 100% did Chang

>>150070900
I didn’t pay him either

>>150070886
Good thing Nezha 2 is not shit then

>>150070957
As in the general you, the Chinese bugmen, Chang.

>>150070972
I’m a white American

>>150071318
Your as white and American as Taiwan is part of China.

>>150071339
No.
I’m German, Russian, American and white af

>>150071371
And I bet you think Tiananmen Square didn't happen too

>>150071428
?

>>150069060
>twink
Anon that's a little boy.

>>150058755 (OP)
>>150058756
>3D model a girl
>call it a boy

>>150073094
Yes

>>150058755 (OP)
The sort of people that will pay money to see Journey to the West.
Again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
etc.

>>150073978
Journey to the east

Even The NYTimes was shilling this chinkslop, like so many others reporting it as "1.8 billion worldwide, 22 million domestic", which makes it sound like some international hit, when all that money is Chinese domestic, it didn't even make a million in most countries.
It's biggest box office after China and the U.S. is Hong Kong. Which for some reason gets listed separately from China....

I will now watch your movie

>>150073978
Journey is what's left of their gutted and scratched out history and culture.
It'd be like a brutal regime taking over England and reducing it's history to King Arthur.

>>150074358
Fag

>>150058755 (OP)
Why do Chinese Manhua and animated heroes always look like girls?

>>150060925
I heard they die if they get a little bit of Raid bug spray on their skin...so...they're bugs?

>>150074447
It inspired the Yaoi genre in Japan

>>150074447
Asians think that androgynous boys without body hair are the apex of male beauty while considering the hypermasculine bulky men of western media as something comically gay.

>>150058755 (OP)

In the beginning:

>Chinese audiences love American movies
>Guys like Jackie Chan are ambassadors for China, make movies American audiences love, raise profile of China
>"Sure, why do we care if some American action movie comes over, we look like we're an open society."
>Mostly big budget special effects movies are hits in China because Chinese studios can't make their own
>"It's fine, so many of them are exclusively American, none of them have any commentary on China."
>Kung Fu Panda comes out
>Oh man does it have Chinese culture
>It's an animated movie so kids can see it with their parents
>Nationalism backfires, populace assumes that they have to go to the movie about China
>Kung Fu Panda is the biggest movie of all time in China
>Government flips, entire sessions of confused political debate starts happening with the question "How do fucking Americans make a better Chinese movie than China?"
>Hollywood collectively salivates when the Jack Black Panda movie makes a billion dollars
>Starts intentionally putting Chinese subplots, characters, actors in any movies just to take advantage of nationalism
>China gets super worried because some of these movies have "illegal" things in them like gay people and capitalist subtext, start to think of the children that will be raised on these movies
>Throws their whole complex into making their own damn movies
>Start making some that have similar budgets like Hollow Earth, but you can't change how dumb as shit the plots are (what if...we put rocket engines on the earth and drove it around through space?), American movies are still kicking their asses
>Start throttling every American movie, won't let a goddamn thing over that isn't completely sanitized of Chinese criticism
>Hollywood still dominates, starts making movies entirely about China in response
>Fucking terrifies China, now movies that are too Chinese can't come over

Now China is in a bind because they can't unring that bell, overcompensating with Ne Zha.

>>150074616
This artist needs more practice.

>>150074616
NTA but i dont disagree with the asians on that standing point.

>>150069551
nezha literally runs on circles of fire.

>>150074349
>he doesnt know that all media inflates its numbers and ues loopholes to pump funds

>>150067787
>Hei's webcomic
Where? I finished the web series and want more catboy violence.

>>150074855
This is some serious cope, Chinese movies have dominated the Chinese box office for many years.

>>150074883
I think it's full on mangadex

>>150059179
I didn't hate this but I was also an alcoholic at the time

What do you think of MovieBob's review?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6crHbGfP3g

>>150075179
>What do you think of MovieBob's review?
i dont.