Thread 150059929

To think this fat orange freak would become a figure larger than Christ in the hearts of millions.

Well, yeah, Christ was pretty lean

>>150059929 (OP)
is "garfield1978" a muscle in our hearts, fuck. i hope i dont have large heart muscles in my heart.
OR IS THAT A GOOD THING? I DONT KNOW.
youve ruined my day.

>>150059962
that was good, anon
he never even ONCE had a lasagna. I mean I'm sure that's what he did the minute he rejoined the father. With all beef sausage of course. but.. while here, while still composed of atoms, none of his atoms ever got to be made up of lasagna atoms. imagine. doing all that for us.. not even a single tomato of any kind.

>>150059929 (OP)
Woah woah woah lets not get carried away there bub

>>150059988
yes garfield1978 is the most important muscle in your heart

Jesus doesn't have a daily comic strip that's been ongoing for over 40 years so yeah, checkmate christards

>>150059962
ZOOM!

>>150059929 (OP)
Why is Garfield such a fat ASS?

>>150059929 (OP)
He is so fat

>>150060324
Except that is completely true. Doesn't matter if the parodies are unoriginal and overused, it doesn't deminish the fact that Garfield is intergenerational brain rot that continues to exist for the purpose of selling merch.