Thread 150068578

Could the Western World do a 3 kingdoms of China s cartoon so what happens to a modern audience?

I imagine 3 kingdoms stuff happening in Avatar's setting a lot, it's possible but the franchise is becoming less Asian
Also never learn better English or stop drinking

>>150068578 (OP)
>>150068628
>>150068606
Could the Western World do a 3 kingdoms of china s cartoon show what happens to a modern audience?

Everyone can do 3 kingdoms better than china because china hates their own history.

?????

>>150068578 (OP)
There was already a cartoon made about it.

You mean, could a modern day retelling work if adapted to western audience?

Ask a fucking LLM then animate it.
If it fucks, then go for it.

>>150068705
That was one episode and a large part of it was a commercial for Total War 3 kingdoms. And yes I did watch it I want the 3 Punic War already.

>>150068655
This ain't the 70s anymore

>>150068705
At least post an actual cartoon

>>150069056
Impossible to find this online

>>150068578 (OP)
>>150068705
Yeah. And that cartoon is based on the best adaptation of ROT3K; Yokoyama's

Poasting in a bot thread.

>>150069516
Why do you call this a bot thread?

>>150069276
Too bad it ends after Red Cliff

>>150068578 (OP)
Ancient Chinese aesthetics are fucking lame and 3 Kingdoms stories are fucking boring.

>>150068578 (OP)
>Could the Western World do a 3 kingdoms of China s cartoon so what happens to a modern audience?
Our story begins with Lil' Bei Xuande, a young precocious mixed black/hispanic man who secretly hides his direct descendance from the emperor of Han, whom we historically know was an African warlord named Ogungu Bimbikwe (fact check this on wikipedia, you know I'm right). He was a poor honest hardworking boy who dindu nuffin from the hood. The evil Blue Eyes Wypipo Gang is terrorizing the peaceful hood, and so as he flees he bumps into Jodi, who is escorting the most obese jewish trans woman you have ever seen, her name was Finkle Hong. He falls in love immediately and helps them escape.
Lil' Bei meets up with his new friends, Jodi Fei (a female lesbian woman with pink hair and a nose ring with the build of a male linebacker) and Gwen Yu (a very tall and wise brown transgender woman). They swear an oath of allegiance to restore the Han to its former glory in the back parking lot of a Popeyes.
Now, trouble was brewing with the evil racist fascist "Blue Eyes Wypipo Gang." Lil' Bei instantly outperforms the government and suppresses them because he uses empathy.
But then, for their efforts, they aren't rewarded with anything! Jodi is furious. As it turns out, there are 10 Old White Men in the government, nicknamed the Ten Crackas of Patriarchy.
After the Ten Crackas are disposed of, Donald Zhuo takes power! He's an evil mean misogynist racist who deports Mongols, who are just as Chinese as you or I, bigot.
Trouble is brewing. Lv Bu, top general of Donald Zhuo being a gigachad and really muscular and stuff, so this means he's gay-coded. He kills his adoptive father because he's in the closet or something and this speaks so much to gay issues and representation. He then kills Donald Zhuo but is tricked and finds himself losing the castle.
Lil' Bei takes in Lv Bu's army after he's defeated by Cao Cao (a gay woman) because he's nice and stuff something

Etc

>>150070665
>>150070665
>Our story begins with Lil' Bei Xuande, a young precocious mixed black/hispanic man who secretly hides his direct descendance from the emperor of Han, whom we historically know was an African warlord named Ogungu Bimbikwe (fact check this on wikipedia, you know I'm right). He was a poor honest hardworking boy who dindu nuffin from the hood. The evil Blue Eyes Wypipo Gang is terrorizing the peaceful hood, and so as he flees he bumps into Jodi, who is escorting the most obese jewish trans woman you have ever seen, her name was Finkle Hong. He falls in love immediately and helps them escape.
>Lil' Bei meets up with his new friends,

No TV saw on movie adopts anything anywhere near half as much as this with modern-day political view points you find disgusting and no a historical figure being made black is not the same thing as this happening ever.

>>150069276
Lu Bu probably has the coolest helmet.

>>150069896
Shaddup retard

>>150069276
It would be hard to beat jap 80s rock for an op.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WwFgXpLDf1c&list=RDWwFgXpLDf1c&index=1&pp=8AUB

>>150070711
I don't find it disgusting, if you couldn't tell by how verbose my post was, I find it actually quite amusing. I can't tell exactly what you're trying to say because of the ESL-barrier, but I'll try my best.

>No TV saw on movie adopts anything anywhere near half as much as this
It's a qualitative measure of the spirit the show/film was made, not a quantitative measure of how much of this or that shows up in it.

>and no a historical figure being made black is not the same thing as this happening ever.
...it's the exact same thing. It's literally the joke. All media produced by the west for "the modern audience" is some permutation of this.

>>150071843
No One historical person being a different ethnicity in a film even if the protagonist is not a quarter of what you put there even in what I highlighted. They don't do 20 different things each film when winning it to a western audience to make it to make it with your vision of what political correct is.

>>150071957
>No One historical person being a different ethnicity in a film even if the protagonist is not a quarter of what you put there even in what I highlighted. They don't do 20 different things each film when winning it to a western audience to make it to make it with your vision of what political correct is.

>>150068578 (OP)
>hey cai wenji remembah that time when yuan shu asked me to submit his excellency Prince of Chengli to his authority?

>>150070665
This is exactly what they would do to ROT3K in the JEW.S.A

>>150070665
Kek. I appreciate the effort of this shitpost

>>150069205
I vaguely remember it was uploaded onto youtube, or at least early episodes?
>>150069896
Most retarded opinion ever and that's saying something on this board
Like holy shit brother.

>>150070755
LU BUUUUUUU