Thread 150085253

>>150085253 (OP)
Lmao

You found that nail and utterly destroyed it

How do you think he's circumcised? His healing powers qork automatically.

There are enough of them. I'm sure they can still mine uninhabited planets, too.

>>150085253 (OP)
They're functionally immortal, why would they be compelled to multiply anyways?

>>150085253 (OP)
Steven Universe is the most realistic show ever, because it is about a bunch of colorful women fighting over stupid shit for centuries, then the moment you throw one white guy in there, everything is solved in five episodes.

>>150085686
>They're functionally immortal
Unless their gems are shattered.

>>150085641
I have a feeling that the answer changes based on who you ask. The men would say no due to his healing powers and the women would say yes because uncircumcised dicks are gross to them.

>>150085701
Even then, Yellow Diamond can put them back together.

>>150085701
That's why I used a qualifier. Technically, erosion should be able to kill them too.

>>150085701
You can literally grind the gems to turn them into pigment and use them to paint a scroll, they'll still be alive

Why do the diamonds need so many one-note servants? Don't they have anything better to do?

>>150085655
We don't know if uninhabited planets can support kindergartens, they might require some form of life to exist on the planet

>>150085899
That thing is definitely dead now tbf
That said, Homeworld torture methods continue to impress

>>150085253 (OP)
I fully believe that the Diamonds are just waiting for Steven to die before restarting the gempire. Well a slightly reformed version anyway.

>>150086290
It would be funny if whichever one wins this just turns dictator all over again.

>>150086327
What policies are they even running on

>>150086390
Deport all peebles to their homeworlds

>>150086390
Yellow: "All gays must own guns."

Blue: "All guns are gay."

>>150085253 (OP)
Never watched this show but their songs are cool and I'd let almost every gemstone urinate on me

>>150086450
>Yellow: "All gays must own guns."
kinda based

>>150085253 (OP)
>forgives literal gem hitler

>>150085712
>uncircumcised dicks are gross to them.
Protip: women intentionally talk shit about men's penises to make them mad.

>>150085943
Decadence.
At their height gems were so easy to create they had a ball wasting them to make wall paneling.

>>150085253 (OP)
He's gay as fuck for not impregnating Peridot

>>150085253 (OP)
does that makes steven smart or the gems dumbasses?

>Gems are hard programmed to obey their Diamond’s orders
>even Pearl, an alleged “free” Gem, is compelled to obey Pink’s last orders
>Steven inherited his mothers place and is the new Pink Diamond
>orders the Gems to stop doing their jobs they were made for and declared them to be free
Just opens the question up are they actually free? Or are many gems just obeying their Diamonds orders to act free?

>>150088403
that is a good question and I would have loved for steven to test the theory
imagine if he straight up gave an actual command to all the gems on earth to start the injectors and continue the colony.

>>150088403
I don't think YD wanted Peridot to call her a clod and Peri also had no idea Steven was Pink Diamond so I don't think that argument works there

>>150086758
Connie's breeding bvll

>>150088476
But peri is autistic so shes going to act up anyway

>>150088777
Trips of truth, I guess Peridot's autism makes her immune to Diamond propaganda

>>150085253 (OP)
Cool.
Whether for good or bad, imagine being that influential.
Not like "I got into the NBA hall of fame" or "I started a clothing company in my garage and now I'm a millionaire"
No.
"I changed the course of life on multiple planets"

>>150088219
>steven smart or the gems dumbasses?
What I remember of the show Steven is not smart. Even later in the show when he's older he's still not smart. The gem empire seems to exist for no reason other than because White is the biggest and strongest gem, so her rule went basically uncontested.

So it's hard to tell who exactly is dumber.

>>150088949
Steven is emotionally and (apparently) pretty academically intelligent, but much like the Gems themselves he's not very practical minded.

>>150088987
Emotional intelligence isn't a real thing.

>>150089017
Alright.

>>150089017
I bet you think media literacy isn't real, either.

>>150088949
>>150088987
that has so many possibilities that could be tested...so much potential and yet it was wasted.
makes me wonder if steven can make the gems feel pleasure and essentially give it to them as a drug or something like that.
or if you can isekai there.

>>150085253 (OP)
THE MOST POWERFUL JEW OF ALL TIME

>>150089173
makes me wonder also if humans can acquire gem powers under certain conditions, what if implanting gems into humans makes them get powers?
or can you transfer the mind of a human into a gem? can the reverse also be applied?

>>150089202
there is a lot you can do to experiment on that world and under the right circumstances, you could have a lot of fun.

>>150089066
>>150089126
Intelligence is intelligence. There's only one single type. People's interest in different subjects varies, and they may pay more attention to one thing and remember it more than others, doesn't mean they're more "intelligent" in that subject. If you're better at math than linguistics it doesn't mean you have more mathematical intelligence, it just means you have more genuine interest in the subject.

Emotional intelligence as a concept was created to make women seem less stupid because they give more of a shit about feelings.

>>150086450
>>150086687
But every gem is gay so that means every gem must own a gun

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