Thread 150091466

>>150091466 (OP)
oh yeah man i can tell you stories a family friend was a mortician. morticians are some fucked up people.

>>150091466 (OP)
this world is full of sorrow ad it would be better if didn't know so much dirty shit about people we live with

she had the dead babies propped up on the couch watching cartoons in her own house

>>150091649
Talk about morbid. Thats like some tim burton gag

>>150091649
If she brought them home how did this person walk in on it?
Wait, apparently, she lives at the shop. Or it is just her house. What the fuck is this shit? Fuck, if a funeral home is just a person's home not a business with facilities for corpse storage and embalming and probably also a crematorium then of course you'll have weird shit going on

>>150092066
Have you never watched Bob’s Burgers? A lot of funeral homes (particularly in urban areas) are just like stores in that regard, funerals downstairs, living space upstairs.

Uhhhm, cartoons? 2 Dead babies isn't a cartoon (yet)

>>150091466 (OP)
this would have been a perfect /x/ thread, what a shame that people refuse to post on /x/

>>150092251
The dead babies were watching cartoons, the full article specifies it was PJ Masks. Is this dead baby cartoon any good, /co/?

>>150092255
You can’t discuss shit on /x/ these days, thread would just be religious schizos talking about it being satanic and how the funeral director needs to find God or something. Wish mods would make a fucking /rel/ so we could clear that shit out. /x/ should be for creepy shit and conspiracies not all this religious and spiritual bullshit.

>>150092293
I did an attempt anyway. Let's see how quickly it dies, or gets deleted, because why the fuck not?

>>150091649
That is depressing as fuck.

>>150091466 (OP)
I mean, concidering there are worse things to do to a dead body this is just morbid but nothing to go ape over

>>150092293
>thread would just be religious schizos talking about it being satanic and how the funeral director needs to find God or something
Haven't been there in years I thought the problem had been all the how do I summon a succubus retards, did they leave?

>>150091466 (OP)
Unsurprisingly, she does look sort of like the kind of person you might suspect of using dead babies as home décor.

>>150092685
Ghoulish.

>>150091466 (OP)
UK is basically a third world country at this point, you can't even criticize anything or you're thrown away. Islam completely destroyed it, and people wanna pretend the UK is safe even though there's travel warnings now.
>>150092685
She looks like she picks potatoes in Northern Ireland and sells them on the side of the road in the middle of the night.

>>150092761
>Muslims out of nowhere even though they’re nothing to do with the story
Brainrotted.

>>150092786
Oh excuse me I meant to say Londonstan.

>>150092793
>white mortician in Leeds watches cartoons with dead babies
>muh Muslims Londonistan stabbing sharia no-go zones
Not even rent-free, you’re subsidising their rent in your head at this point.

>>150092786
Durka durka, Allah jihad!

>>150092685
She reminds me of Kim Jong-un's sister for some reason.

>>150091466 (OP)
You gotta forgive her for being tuned out of the reception, she probably sees dead people every--
>>150091649
Oh

>>150092293
If you're watching TV with actual dead babies then you DO need Jesus

>>150092160
This is why cities are an abomination, literal hives. In normal places businesses in homes are retrofitted houses with restaurants or offices in them now

The British are subhuman

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>>150091466 (OP)
Which cartoons have two dead babies in it? Nowadays you're lucky if you get one dead baby past the censors

>>150091649
Euch.

>>150091466 (OP)
knew a lot of morticians who are fucked in the head or too desensitized due to their occupation. The only problem here is she got caught.

>>150091466 (OP)
>>150091649
okay I laughed

>>150093226
Gravity falls had bill kill one. Tom and jerry had 3 dead kittens.

>>150092895
It's the cheekbones

>>150091499
This is just a fact of live. Mostly folks are truly incapable about distinguishing the scope of the world. Even if you read a dozen headlines a day about some gross miscreant doing horrific things in their backyard, it's statistically insignificant to your life and you should ignore it. The world has always been big, and people have always been horrid.

>>150091466 (OP)
Morties are all fucking weird.

>>150092066
Have you never seen My Girl?

>>150092160
>>150092066
This is common in villages and small towns. There is a shop and a home. Even in New York you have shops at the bottom and flats above.

>>150091480
> oh yeah man i can tell you stories
> doesn't tell any stories

>>150091466 (OP)
As if we didn't know that adults who watch cartoons are fucked up.

>>150093780
What a miserable fucking film that was. Watership Down is more cheerful than that shit.

>>150092293
Sure, it's pretty good. It's about kids who are superheroes at night, but if you'll notice, the opening theme song implies it takes place while they sleep. That interpretation doesn't work in all episodes, probably because new writers didn't consider that aspect of it, but I love this kind of Matrixy stuff where you don't know if you can trust what reality is. Also it looks much better than many other shows aimed at adult audiences. It's got a Miraculous Ladybug vibe. It's French, so I guess that makes sense.

>>150093394
Yeah, I feel like the best people for the job are at least a little unhinged. But the OP story is obviously too far.