Thread 150092558

Why was she always so horny?

>>150092558 (OP)
Pym Particles?

>>150092558 (OP)
It's Thor, I'd be horny too

>>150092558 (OP)
The only unrealistic thing here is that she'd want to cut his hair like Sampson.

>>150092558 (OP)
Short hair Thor sucks. What's wrong with hoes trying to change men they're supposedly attracted to?

>>150092558 (OP)
Hank's a cuck and Jan's his hotwife. They both get off on it. When I finally break into Marvel I'm going to make this canon.
For good measure, I'll also reinstate that one page from Geoff Johns' Avengers of them using their size-changing powers in bed and imply that Jan likes BDSM and/or CNC too. It's painfully obvious she actually loves it when Hank roughs her up a bit. So combine all of the above and you'll see that, in my Avengers, these two are gonna fuck like rabbits. Or ant-rabbits.

>>150092628
women are retarded, more news at 10pm

>>150092558 (OP)
Because she’s a young lady surrounded by hunky men in spandex.

all the women used to be horny as fuck in old comics. now they're weird amorphous sex blobs that don't show any signs of sexuality unless mandated intimacy scene.
it feels weird.

>>150092558 (OP)
Because Stan Lee wasn’t good at writing women.

>>150092558 (OP)
She was trying to make Hank jealous

>>150092558 (OP)
Hank 'the Cuck' Pym can't satisfy a real slut like Janet

Everytime you learn ANYTHING about Janet it makes the slap feel less like a insane man acting out and more like a man realising what kind of person his wife really is

>>150092558 (OP)
> sue storm
> may jane
> janet van dyne
Are there any marvel wives that aren't gigasluts.

>>150092558 (OP)
Hank beat her and verbally abuses her. This is just her caty way of feeling in control of her life in someway. Would be funny if Hank saw her saying this and back handed her. Thor would obviously laugh and share a beer with such a man.

>>150092558 (OP)
Stan was writing to a stereotype of the time, that being the flirty, fun-loving heiress/society ingenue. Just like Jean Gray was the meek female who always deferred to the male, and Susan was the older sister/mother archetype.
All of Stan's female characters in the sixties were stereotypes, unless someone like Ditko gave him a deeper character.

>>150092558 (OP)
thor has a sex field, similar to an bioelectric field but it's simply for attracting and fucking people

>>150093818
You're getting him confused with Hercules.

>>150093846
all demigods have it bro, also all aliens like superman

>>150093320
>verbally abuses her
Literally the other way around

>>150092558 (OP)
She liked to make Hank jealous, or generally get a rise out of him to see his passionate side.

>>150093991
And is exactly the kind of woman who likes to play those games

>>150094083
Context?

>>150092558 (OP)
Yes, also you should read early claremont stuff, you are going to see some stars, after that

>>150092558 (OP)
Daddy issues

>>150094105
Disguised plant people are trying to take Ronald Reagan hostage so she does shirts vs.skins to tell them apart.

>>150092810
Sort of, yeah, but also "realistically" like Laurie with Dr. Manhattan and then Nite Owl, it it makes sense an otherwise normal person spending time around physically fit and psychologically exciting people in appealing, form fitting costumes would fantasize about relations with those peers if the person was not as vigorously focused on vigilantism.

>>150094213
>imagining a bratty teen janet desperately trying to get her father's attention
>walking around in skimpy clothes
>clinging on to him whenever she can
>calling him daddy all the time with a little lust in her voice
>giving him compliments on his looks and talking about how great he must be in bed
I don't know anything about her father.

>>150092558 (OP)
Never kink shame a women that spends her day in a sexy costume.

>>150092558 (OP)
>model who has been brought up her entire life to extract value from her sexual desirability acts horny
Yeah no shit. Janet wants everyone wrapped around her finger dawg.

>>150095228
He died, that's why she has issues.
Janet is the bratty young woman who lost her father so she started engaging in risk-taking activities and pursuing older men the hero

>>150093307
Jessica Jones

>the Wasp
>is actually of Dutch descent

>>150095535
>If he thinks I became the Wasp because I like to chase criminals, he's MAAAD!!
Adorable, but also foreboding.

>>150094083
Jan just likes revealing outfits.

>>150092558 (OP)
Yeah. Jan's fucking awesome.