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Anonymous No.150093337 >>150093358 >>150093390 >>150093405 >>150094339 >>150094387 >>150096617
>That'll be $265
>What? That's more than I get in allowance. I mean, that's more than I make in a month
>Well, you should've finished college
>Did you finish college?
>(starts crying) No! Why do you think I'm a waiter?
Anonymous No.150093358 >>150093452 >>150094430 >>150094533 >>150096197 >>150096360
>>150093337 (OP)
>Cartoons tricked an entire generation of kids tricked into going to college thinking they'd make millions instead of working dead-end jobs
Anonymous No.150093390 >>150096197
>>150093337 (OP)
Now the joke would be that he did go to college.
Anonymous No.150093405 >>150093417 >>150093774 >>150093784 >>150094623 >>150096197 >>150097815
>>150093337 (OP)
Just guess the perfect future proof industry bro
Anonymous No.150093417 >>150093491 >>150094316 >>150097966
>>150093405
Yeah they're the trades.
Anonymous No.150093452 >>150096197 >>150097997
>>150093358
It's the usual supply trap
>Industry has a lot of demand (College educated workers)
>It pays well because of this
>"Wow, this industry pays well. Hey everyone, let's go get into this!"
>Supply massively increases
>Pay falls off, demand is bigger than supply
>"Wtf they lied"
In a way, you could say that garbage wages were the endgoal of encouraging everyone to go to college
Anonymous No.150093491
>>150093417
Not even that's guaranteed. Opportunities for electricians are going up but HVAC is suffering a pretty large crunch.
Anonymous No.150093774 >>150093820
>>150093405
The morgue
Anonymous No.150093784 >>150097808
>>150093405
AI tardwrangler?
Anonymous No.150093820
>>150093774
My former classmate works at a funeral house and makes twice as much as I do while stressing out as half as I do.
I mean, if you can stand the morbid stuff, calmly deal with people who are emotionally wrecked, and don't mind staying overtime at night, it's a pretty chill job otherwise.
Anonymous No.150094316
>>150093417
H1B
Anonymous No.150094339
>>150093337 (OP)
265 for that much food is cheap even at the time. timmy's bitching about the best deal
Anonymous No.150094387 >>150096336
>>150093337 (OP)
unless you plan to be a doctor, lawyer etc that paper is worthless
Anonymous No.150094430
>>150093358
Society as a whole side.
Anonymous No.150094533
>>150093358
Literally everything is a dead end job
Most people in trade have connections like family too
And both of that would be better than my current min wage job i have because I never went to college
Anonymous No.150094623 >>150096376
>>150093405
pornography
Anonymous No.150096000
Oof
Anonymous No.150096197 >>150096259 >>150096388 >>150096405 >>150096738 >>150097404 >>150098011 >>150098079
>>150093358
>>150093390
>>150093405
>>150093452
The problem is people don’t unionize to get higher wages. Everyone thinks they’re better than their fellow workers and want to flex their wealth in the others so they never work together.
Anonymous No.150096259
>>150096197
Because works trusting each other, coming together for a greater good is COMMUNISM!
Anonymous No.150096328
I should've killed myself before I ever graduated high school. Suicide when you're still young is tragic, not pitiful like it would be if I did it now.
Anonymous No.150096336
>>150094387
Eh now it 'helps' as a base point to not get resume ignored the usual way, but other than that yeah its all its good for. It mainly just comes down to luck or knowing someone who can put a word in for ya
Anonymous No.150096342 >>150096787
cosmo, wanda! i wish vicky was a straight shota enthusiast!
Anonymous No.150096360
>>150093358
>don't be like those blue collar ditch-diggers!
>get a college degree and you can work a 6-figure computer job instead!
>lol by the way, we're replacing all the computer jobs with indians
>maybe you should get into the trades instead
Anonymous No.150096376 >>150097700
>>150094623
Til you hit 30 or get some disease
Anonymous No.150096388 >>150096675
>>150096197
>just unionize!
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Anonymous No.150096405 >>150096675
>>150096197
>Why do they keep hiring pajeets?
Anonymous No.150096617 >>150096789 >>150096823 >>150096872
>>150093337 (OP)
I wish I went to an actual college instead of a community one.
Anonymous No.150096675 >>150097913
>>150096388
The problem is that states go out of their way to make unionizing hard
>>150096405
Unionize them too, they make laws that make exploitation of foreign labor easy and profitable for corporations
Anonymous No.150096738 >>150097404 >>150097496
>>150096197
Unionizing?
>That's communism!
Demanding better conditions through passing better labour laws?
>That's communism!
Hey why is everyone poor and unwilling to have children nowadays?
>It's the MEXICANS! or um, it's the INDIANS! or um it's a phyop orchestrated by DA JOOOS
>It's never the rich people screwing over the common man. Because that's CUMMUNISM! Don't look at other countries! Just call them Europoors and ignore the facts.
Anonymous No.150096787 >>150097166
>>150096342
You got it, Timmy!
https://x.com/JoshErogenous/status/1957514451386564833
Anonymous No.150096789
>>150096617
Roaming around the larger campuses or getting into aide evemts can be comfy sometimes if its a nice one but other tham that you arent missing much
Anonymous No.150096823 >>150096872
>>150096617
You’re supposed to transfer from a community to a real one after completing the basics.
Anonymous No.150096872
>>150096617
>>150096823
This
Anonymous No.150097166 >>150097932
>>150096787
Never had gay thoughts before but timmy being forced to give me a footjob makes me feel things
Anonymous No.150097404
>>150096197
>>150096738
>Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man, Unionizing is the opposite.
-Coluche
Anonymous No.150097496 >>150097578 >>150097687
>>150096738
>It's someone else's fault that I'm a loser!
Anonymous No.150097578 >>150097651
>>150097496
So Boomers were just better people than every generation after them. Right? Fucking retard.
Anonymous No.150097651 >>150097869
>>150097578
Lmao, I'm not defending boomers, they're the retarded parents who spoiled their kids, which brought about a lot of the problems we have these days.
Anonymous No.150097687 >>150097795
>>150097496
>It's nobody's fault that the number of "losers" increases every year while the middle class is dropping off a cliff and the ultra rich own everything
Anonymous No.150097700
>>150096376
>penile fracture
>erectile dysfunction
>vagina rupture
>bruises, scratches, etc all very common
>penile fracture
>dream job at first, then 3 years later you are fucking a literal goddess but you dont give a crap cause you gotta clock in 3 hours without shooting your load so you gotta maintain concentration
>theres a guy who will edge your cock so you dont lose erection, sometimes its a chick but you are bound to get a male cock-mantainer
>penile fracture
>shitty payment, forget about labor rights and unions, shady industry with blatant links to the criminal world and very unsavory characters
>relationships what relationships
>permanent (cum) stain in your curriculum means you will never get any other job
>penile fracture
Anonymous No.150097795 >>150097869
>>150097687
>It's society's fault that my liberal arts degree isn't attracting employers
Anonymous No.150097808
>>150093784
That was my job. They fired me and over 300 other people in my position last month because the company I worked for, the company that outsourced to the company I worked for, and the client all could not agree on how the AI should be evaluated.

The level of incompetence was absurd. The company doing the outsourcing did not provide us with the ability to see the client's feedback and instead gave us a 180 page document to use to evaluate the AI (which itself was often useless for the situations they wanted us to evaluate it in).
The company that was paying me had their own internal documents which often contradicted the document from the outsourcing company and appeared to be AI generated at times in broken English.
Once it finally became apparent that we should have access to the client feedback and were granted this months later, we learned that the client was brain dead and wanted us to tell the AI that obvious malware infested websites were reputable.

So they fired like 300 people for doing the job based on the information we were given to do said job all while saying it was because we didn't meet "quality standards".

I'm pretty sure the AI is running the companies that are supposedly tard wrangling the AI.
Anonymous No.150097815
>>150093405
Drugs/medicine.
Some form of gambling
Some form of entertainment.
Anonymous No.150097825
The joke in 2025 would be that the waiter did, in fact, finish college.
Anonymous No.150097869 >>150097919 >>150098074
>>150097651
>>150097795
The point you keep missing is that statistically, the middle class is getting more and more screwed over. You refuse to understand this is a systemic problem created by the rich and want to just say it's due to personal failings. But your framework falls apart when you look at the statistics that show everyone (the middle class), and not just individuals complaining on 4chan, are doing worse.
Anonymous No.150097913 >>150098061
>>150096675
>Unionize them too
i think you meant to say euthanize
Anonymous No.150097919 >>150098028
>>150097869
Statistics are only for posting racist Lynn IQ charts or American crime graphs.
Anonymous No.150097932
>>150097166
based
Anonymous No.150097966
>>150093417
people who say this don't work in trades and know nothing of what its like to work in them
just office workers who wish they spend the last decade of their life working on an oil field
Anonymous No.150097997 >>150098181
>>150093452
When it comes to university, it was a matter of retards putting the cart before the horse.
>smart people go to college to advance their knowledge further
>have better life outcomes because they're intelligent
>some retard: hey people with college degrees have better life outcomes, let's send every retard to college and dumb down the curriculum to oblivion so everyone has a meaningless degree, surely that'll produce better life outcomes
>also that'll be $400,000 + tip
Anonymous No.150098011
>>150096197
>The problem is people don’t unionize to get higher wages.

No, the problem is that the peasants won't just be happy with being worked like dogs and paid peanuts for it. The only compensation the slaves deserve is the satisfaction of fulfilling their role in society by serving their masters.
Anonymous No.150098028 >>150098166
>>150097919
Are you joking about how conservatives only cherry-pick statistics that prove their worldview and pretend all other statistics are fake?

You could be joking or a snake trying to avoid the truth because it hurts your feelings, and things have gotten so bad that I really can't just assume when people say dumb things that they are joking anymore.
Anonymous No.150098035 >>150098053 >>150098064
Did you finish college /co/?
Anonymous No.150098053
>>150098035
No, I actually went to trade school. With all this shit going on with AI and H1B Indian workers taking all the white collars I'm kind of glad I was too stupid for college.
Anonymous No.150098061 >>150098179
>>150097913
No, I meant unionze them, but I'd euthanize you, sure
Anonymous No.150098064
>>150098035
Yes, but it was over a decade ago in a STEM major before everything became indefensibly gay and retarded.
Anonymous No.150098074 >>150098161
>>150097869
>everyone (the middle class)
They ain't everyone, sheltered fuck. You forgot the working class.
Anonymous No.150098079 >>150098135 >>150098222
>>150096197
liberal politics on immigration and unionization are completely at odds with each other
more immigration = a larger and more fractured workforce that is also easily replaceable
which means the worker has less power to negotiate higher wages
Anonymous No.150098135
>>150098079
yeah, they tend to forget "unionize" also means "take sledgehammers and beat migrant scab labor to death for cutting in on your turf".
Anonymous No.150098161 >>150098219
>>150098074
You make a good point. I didn't want my comment to get too bloated. I guess the best phrasing would be "the poor and the middle class". How would you phrase it? "The middle class and the working class"? I always considered the middle class and the working class to be one in of the same. But maybe I am incorrect. I would like to see how you think about these words. Thank you.
Anonymous No.150098166 >>150098219
>>150098028
>Are you joking about how conservatives only cherry-pick statistics that prove their worldview and pretend all other statistics are fake?
I'm sure he's joking. Conservatives think science is all gay and fake and even conjured up memes making fun of people who bring up studies and sources, but then will hang unto dear life unto shit that proves them right. Even if they don't understand it and it does not prove them right at all
>You could be joking or a snake trying to avoid the truth because it hurts your feelings
But this is also true, and you see it every other time you try to engage them. You address all of their point and all you'll get is le tranny stfu and sparky quips. They might be straight up skinheads but the minute you confront them, more than half of them will wiggle away and say it's all a joke or treat it like one. It's weirdly nihilistic, but most of these guys are loners and isolated so of course they act like this
This is encapsulated with the modern blue check on Twitter where they will get paid for post engagement, and thus are incentivized to act fucking retarded so they can get some extra 25 cents
Anonymous No.150098179
>>150098061
there is no reason for an indian to be in a civilized country, fuck you.
Anonymous No.150098181 >>150098208
>>150097997
You don't need to go to college to make good money. Becoming an electrician, plumber or mechanic's an option. The issue are the people thinking it's dirty work and the parents turning their kids away from it. My mom would always shit on it and claim they're jobs for dumbasses. That dumb bitch went to college for 20 years.
Anonymous No.150098208
>>150098181
>That dumb bitch went to college for 20 years.

I think I know what kind of degree she was trying to earn: her MRS.
Anonymous No.150098219
>>150098161
>The middle class and the working class"? I always considered the middle class and the working class to be one in of the same. But maybe I am incorrect
You are. Working class are people who didn't go to college and instead went straight to work, usually those of the lower class.
>>>150098166
>Conservatives think science is all gay and fake
Bro you sound like the typical reddit atheist. Fuck off back there, my guy.
Anonymous No.150098222
>>150098079
Immigrants have unionized plenty of times before and gone against their bosses, and the bosses in turn call ICE on them and deport them. ICE and laws like this exist to have a permanent slave caste that you can always replace. If these workers were better paid and had better conditions, the CEOs wouldn't have the motive to so this. Because they'll have to treat them like any other worker, who also deserves respect
Wanting better conditions and pay and some respect is as intrinsic to being human as eating and fucking is, but you have an ideology that hinges on not viewing others as human