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Your favorite character from any tv show/book/game/etc. gets dumped into the circus how do they do?

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>Your favorite character from any tv show/book/game/etc. gets dumped into the circus how do they do?
Finish the mission.

>>150093484 (OP)
>Hey Pomni.
>Is Niko.
>Let’s go Bowling.

>>150093484 (OP)
>"I am nothing like my brother!"
honestly i don't know what he would do but he's my favorite

>>150093484 (OP)
So originally I thought Pomni was dumb. But last episode I enjoyed her as a short little goblin shooting guns.

>>150093495
I want to see John casualy spawn in a plasma grenade and shove it down Caine's ass before tea bagging his rag dolled corpse

>>150093484 (OP)
Honestly, not sure how this goes. On one hand, he needs a break from the horrors of his native universe. On the other, being trapped in the Circus is its own kind of horror.

>>150093610
I could easily see him get fed up with caines shit and just lose it

>>150093484 (OP)
Harry will either instantly abstract or be most well adjusted player in the circus with the skills voices keeping him from going full mind-break crazy. The lack of abusive substances will but him in a bit of depressive state but I would imagine after a while he learns to just enjoy the cartoonist physics of this setting, maybe even help out with the others players mental problems by desire to "ask all the tree dialogue questions" and completing all the side quests.
And if there is a way to escape from Digital circus, he sure will be able to help find it (after several accidental racist/sexist/classicists rants)I wonder what kind of toy/animal his avatar would be, I would imagine something along the "weird ass wacky corporation mascot".

>>150093484 (OP)
Passionlip is a hyper-advanced AI from the moon. She immediately takes over the poorly-programmed circus and rewrites it into a paradise for everyone to have fun in. Very good ending for any of BB or her offshoots to be pulled in, really.
Forbidding her from immediately assuming administrator privileges for the sake of drama, she'd fare pretty decently as she needs very little to be happy and she is capable of infinite degrees of patience (being an AI she can last for at least a thousand years without much going on).

>>150093610
>today’s adventure is: Make us Whole again

>>150093610
Isaac shows up, everyone starts upracting basically nexeomorphs again for him.

>>150093484 (OP)
Amaterasu from Okami. Wonder how actual divinity would do in a digital hell much less how the circus members would react to an ACTUAL god. Would Issun be with her? Because that could go several different ways too.

>>150093610
Alright gang, your next adventure is to deliver this heavy but fragile piece of art to your targer destination!
>You will need teamwork, trust AND persistance to deliver it sucessfully in one piece
>You ok there Isaac? You seem awefully pale...

>>150093731
Quick disappearing guy hit the lever!!!!!
Disappearing guy?

>>150093746
>*unholy necromorph screams in the distance*

>Ciaphas Cain

I feel like he would adapt quickly and become a sort of hero figure where he always pulls off the impossible when on adventures all meanwhile he has this horrible case of imposter syndrome.

But he’d have this strange longing for someone or something like a companion who used to be by his side. He might ask Caine for an npc sidekick or just have gangle become his new Jurgen.

>>150093731
>>150093674
>Our Adventure for the day is: MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC
>*starts hyperventilating*
>"Hey... Isaac. You alright there buddy?"
>"You've been staring off into space for awhile there..."
>"...I know things are real stressful right now but when you look back on i-OH GOD, OH SWEET JESUS!"
>Quarantine Status: Breached
>Colony Denizens: Awoken
>Bubble Status: Broken Yet Whole

Some of my favorite characters are (other than people superman, optimus prime, and captain america aka really good guys) Lobo, Simon Phoenix, carl from athf, and emperor Palpatine. I'm not clever enough to come up with something more than "everything goes terribly"

His big chungus wholesome personality would fit right in with everyone but Jax, bonus points for adding to Kinger and Pomni's medieval court aesthetic

>shows up
>doesn't get his own avatar, it's just him
>complains
>dies horrifically because he doesn't get slapstick immortallity

He probably just thinks it's some fucked Tzeentch torture.

>>150094037
>tries to hit up ragatha, because she's the only female who looks close to an adult woman.
>ragatha has a panic attack from his aggressive and gross flirting...at first, then is smitten with it when she rationalizes it down at least someone is now giving her something that resembles positive attention.
>cue rags turning into a psycho clingy girl that won't leave carl alone
>during all this, Carl's attitude has flipped when he slowly realized he has no equipment.

>>150093484 (OP)
>Sora spawns into the digital Circus
>Bashes the skulls of anyone he thinks is a heartless with a Keyblade
>It'll have a better ending then 3 somehow.
I need this to happen.

>>150093819
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR IT'S NOT THEM ANYMORE
>Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
>How I wonder what you are!
>Up above the world so high,
>Like a diamond in the sky.

>>150094250
>When the blazing sun is gone,
>When he nothing shines upon,
>Then you show your little light,
>Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.

>>150094262
>Then the traveler in the dark,
>Thanks you for your tiny spark;
>He could not see which way to go,
>If you did not twinkle so.

>>150094262
>>150094314
today I learned Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has multiple verses

>>150094037
>>150094200
>Carl by his second adventure

>>150094314
>In the dark blue sky you keep,
>And often through my curtains peep,
>For you never shut your eye
>Till the sun is in the sky.

This thread is dumb and weird.

>>150094467
>NOW BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMING!

>>150094467
Shut up and assume the position you whore

>>150093484 (OP)
Nick Wilde. He would struggle with the constant uncanny valley effect from Pomni, Jax, Caine and Ragatha due to the more humanoid shapes triggering his danger response with him constantly wondering what the hell those mammals are supposed to be(or based on for Caine) irl to make him feel so threatened. Would react with violence as a panic reflex if Jax tried any prank that involved being too close to him and otherwise be pretty neutral with the cast in general while masking his discomfort(Zooble, Gangle and a lucid Kinger would note he tends to distance himself anytime someone gets near him except for them).

The thread question just activated my autism out of nowhere.

>>150093484 (OP)
He's been in a computer before and the horrible things that went down in his show would desensitize him to the more frightening aspects of the circus. He'd still get occasionally spooked and Jax would probably have a field day scaring the crap out of him. He'd probably stick by Ragatha as his Muriel surrogate. He and Gangle would be crying buddies, meaning Zooble would probably be nice to him too. Pomni is the only one who gets kind of disturbed when she sees Courage, technically just a normal dog to her, suffer horrible slapstick antics.

>>150093484 (OP)
He would probably freak out and be scared by most things but I think he'd do alright
Everyone there would surely love him
>picks up prop
>tries to compress it
>breaks the physics engine making him fly at mach speeds into a wall

There's a lot of art of characters kissing or almost kissing, and it makes me wonder, what would it be like to kiss in a game?
They can't taste, right?

>>150094594
There has to be some kind of sensation the characters feel. They groan whenever they're in pain and can get fatigued despite not needing to sleep. Similarly, they need to be able to feel things if they're going to be able to pick things up properly. Odds are, smooching wouldn't feel that different. But with how draconian Caine's "no horny" rules are, I'm not sure if kissing is even allowed.

>>150094594
Depends on their model. Pomni and Jax have 3d rendered mouths and it would probably feel pretty normal. Gangle and Ragatha just have moving textures so I'm not sure they'd feel anything aside from their flat models touching each other
Zooble and Kinger doesn't even have one at all

>>150094594
>try to kiss Jax
>because of his shit eating grin you can only kiss his weird teeth

>>150093484 (OP)
>Shows up at the Circus
>Realizes he needs to die to rewind time
>Spends 2 days trying to drown himself in the digital lake
>Abstracts

>>150094717
I thought that would be Kenny

Becomes Jax's Henchman and lover

It does not make sense how cute she is. How is she SO cute?!

>>150093610
Assuming he wasnt still mind fucked due to marker stuff not being in his realm, he would be a bit perturbed but probably relieved comparatively due to not having to deal with evil cults and governments anymore outside of maybe adventures. He would be super triggered seeing someone abstract though and would probably deal with them (frantic STOMPs) personally much to everyonr else's shock.

He wouldnt abstract though. Isaac is built different like King

>>150094833
Because she sad

>>150094833
you think that giant balloon head is cute?
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

>>150094833
>anon discovers that personality matters

>>150094904
Does evil ragatha wear panties

>>150093636
I imagine a ragged teddy bear in a detective outfit or something.

>>150094594
His balls couldn't get more purple

>>150094931
She wears a rusty chastity belt, by choice

>>150094904
>nobody loves you and you’re going to die some day!
>we can’t exactly die…that’s kind of the whole thing here
ragatha confirmed specifically afraid of death, more than the typical perso is, since her evil clone mentioned it alongside her other confirmed fear, which is that no one loves her

Just to let this thread know:

Chris, who voices Ming, has a history of hanging out and befriending transgirls on a 1 to 1 basis. He's a chaser.

Make of that what you will.

>>150094833
Y'know, she probably HATES being called cute. Just saying.

>>150095070
grim

>>150095070
I don't care because he's funny. Julien and Dingdong are into scat and diapers and shit and I still enjoy their old OneyPlays videos.

Separate the art from the artist.

>>150095070
>He's a chaser
To me, that has a very sexual connotation to it. Maybe I'm wring, or just don't have enough context, but all you've said is
>he makes friends with trans people
And to that, I say: okay, cool
>>150095096
________________________________Why?__________________________

>>150095132
All I am saying is he was friends with this

>>150095070
>tfw I'll never have a trans ragatha gf

>>150095070
I don't think Veronica was a tranny, just a bitch

>>150095146
Same response: okay, cool

>>150095151
You joke but I have always seen transy people love raggedy ann for some reason

>>150095070
The hell is a chaser?

>>150095159
No I think she was a woman. But I don't think that proves he is not at least on the bi side

>>150095175
Oh no...

>>150095175
Someone who's friendly to trans people, with the implication that it's a tranny kink and they want a kinky lay. Or maybe I'm just crossing wires with "chubby chaser" and applying it to this context, who knows.

>>150095204
Tranny chaser is usually used in the sexual context, but the reality is often someone who goes out of their way to befriend in the hopes of maybe scoring

>>150095132
>To me, that has a very sexual connotation to it. Maybe I'm wring, or just don't have enough context, but all you've said is
generally its assumed (lol) in those sort of circles that if a guy goes out of his way to be around trannies, they usually want to fuck them (though there could be other motivations)
i dont actually know the context of this situation though, or who he befriended

>>150095132
>Why?
I think the implication is that Chris is having Goose on the side and the mental image of that is "Grim"

>>150095209
Wait, who's VAing this?

>>150094717
Dude I was literally thinking about posting him earlier and you snapped it right from under me.

I kneel.

>>150095232
Chris was friends with a mtf called Amy and they did some solo streams which was really fucking unusual for that time with his youtube channel. Amy has a reputation for getting around with guys and even Cory (a co-producer for Chris's channel) confimed he fucked her while she was hanging around with the crew.

>>150095241
Still, why tho? I'm not his dad or anything. If some internet person is into trannies, who cares?

>>150095300
To clarify, I meant Cory himself fucked her when I put down:
>he fucked her
So you have a bit of a slutty tranny getting special attention from Chris, then he gets to be his own character and have an ending on Gooses show who herself is very sexualy inclined in private

>>150095327
It's just a funny thing to be aware of and it recontexualizes the episode

>>150095300
Uh huh.
Proof?

Whoop-di-fucking-doo~

>>150095337
So, tomar and lyle and jobby and whoever voiced orbsman and the guy that voiced gummygoo are all also dating goose?

>>150095378
Proof of what? Amy? He did several streams with her anon and Corey has done tumblr posts in the past answering questions relating to her. You can fish them out yourself.

>>150095396
Tomar is literally a professional voice actor.

>>150095400
At this point proof that Chris is gay. Yes I said gay. I know cory is a freak because he admits it, so there's nothing with that, but Chris is notorious for being nice and accommodating to others unless they cross him. Chris being friendly to dudes that think they're women is not proof that he want to have sex with them.

>>150095337
does chris have any other history? it seems like cory is the chaser.

>>150095448
>Chris being friendly to dudes that think they're women is not proof that he want to have sex with them.
You can give him the benefit of the doubt, but I won't.

>>150095471
>it seems like cory is the chaser.
To be fair cory has a literal tranny partner

>>150095448
being polite doesn't mean you're gay, jax

>>150095505
idgi

Would you prefer a cameo from Zach or Cory before TADC ends?

>>150093484 (OP)
>*white phosphorus'd your digital circus
>"It's Caine. He did it. All of it."

>>150095512
I think he >>150095505 is trying to disprove Op by showing characters that are act in unlikeavle ways or are horrible people.
But I don't really see what point he is making with it.

>>150095516
Zach by a long shot, Cory is insufferable.

>>150095505
>sopranos in TADC be like
https://youtu.be/BNr1mlYRgq8?si=X_vYhwl-CQ211wz6

>>150095396
>>150095337
THEY RUNNING A TRAIN ON GOOSE BUSSY

>>150095541
>he plays the Mystery Mannequin
>he has to tell the Cast a bunch of important info about Caine's internal logic with his permanent-cold-sounding voice
>in exchange, we get a Goose cameo in Smiling Friends (with a Goose-animated character to boot)

>>150095575
I am now on the lookout for a triangular creature in season 3 of Smiling Friends.

>>150095575
>with a Goose-animated character to boot
I think that leaked episode premiers character has a resemblance...

>>150095070
I think your thinking of Cory

>>150093484 (OP)
>"Kowalski, analysis!"
>"It appears we were dumped to somekind of european circus with no exit."
>"Ah just what I need, community time with weirdo hippies."

>>150095606
>birds of a feather, stick together!

>>150095599
You talking about this?

>>150095070
Cool.

>>150095619
WAIT WHAT

I was talking about a totally different thing but wtf is that?

>>150095636
I dunno, it was the first result I found when I googled "smiling friends season 3 leak"

What are YOU talking about?

>>150093484 (OP)
Eggman WILL find the exit and make Caine seethe
All the while looking like a literal Egg with legs and arms

>>150095678
eggman LITERALLY got trapped in a digital world in the last game and sonic was the one who freed him

>>150095646
It was floating around earlier this month on mega. It was a phone recording of a crowd premier that had a silly looking CG chracter being angry that no one took him seriously while an elderly mole man lookalike building inspector checks the office in a B plot with mr boss and alan who has to stop mr boss from murdering the health inspector because he built the entire building illegally.

Pretty funny episode honestly

>>150095505
>Xavier starts messing with Caine's adventures by completely hijacking any narrative he attempts to build
>in eleven minutes of him being there, he either causes a total system overload and kills everyone in the Circus or drags everyone's avatars into the "real world" through a computer screen and rambles out

>>150093815

Knowing Cain he would probably try to bang every woman in the circus.

Hell knowing Cain he might even succeed

>>150095619
>>150095636
It's not real. https://www.reddit.com/r/SmilingFriends/comments/1m7u6ry/smiling_friends_season_3_leaked_image_oc/

>>150095516
Zach

>>150095516
zach as gay frog would kill me

>>150096198
>the flashback of him and Jax all rose tinted and sweet
>a close up of his face smiling as he turns to Jax
>snap back to Jax's face pulling an awkward face
>then a close up of Ribbit's mouth opening to say something important
>
https://youtu.be/7rAYATLhotY?si=l30lAxkU_VeinAPr?t=44s

Meanwhile, with the other Warhammer setting:
>After a lengthy explanation on the basics of computers and virtual spaces, Gotrek either abstracts immediately, since not being able to die means that he'll never fulfill his Slayer oath, or, more likely, decides to persevere out of pure dawi stubbornness (Also now Caine has to add a huge monster like the Gloink Queen in every adventure for him to brutalize)
>Felix falls for Ragatha and she responds in kind for a time, but they'd probably realise that it would never work out at some point

>>150096306
Why wouldn’t Felix and Ragatha work out?

>>150096392
He's still bound to Gotrek by his oath; if they found a way to leave the Circus that meant leaving her and the others behind, he WOULD take it.
Also, she would probably remind him of his love from the first book too much.

Bouncing off the other fellow warhammer fags Settra would hate this place and demand caine to make him a kingdom and return him to his original body.

Any time he gets asked to go on an adventure they have to either beg him or plead with him because he does not serve.

>>150093484 (OP)
Fits like a glove

Jojos for max autism
>Jonathan
Beats the shit out of Jax for being ungentlemanly. Becomes Ragatha's friend (he is too pure to ever betray Erina)
>Joseph
Joins in with Jax, sometimes being significantly worse because he isn't pretending to be an asshole.
>Jotaro
Gets close to Zooble. Beats up Jax occasionally. Says "yare yare daze" every time he has to go on an adventure.
>Josuke (4)
Worries about his mom a lot. Off-and-on Jax buddy. Tries to steal things others want from adventures like Stupid Sauce to create a black market
>Giorno
Secretly plots to overthrow Caine. Otherwise he's just there.
>Jolyne
Beats up Jax but also crushes on him. Worries a lot about the real world. Projects Jotaro onto Kinger.
>Johnny
Either overjoyed to walk again or a blackhole of despair if his model is crippled. Bonds with Ragatha over love of horses and parental issues. Probably wants to kill Caine.
>Josuke (8)
Total autistic retard. Has random violent outbursts.
>Jodio
As a zoomer sociopath with brainrot, he's uniquely suited to survive the Circus. Worries about family. Talks about the "mechanisms" of the circus a lot.

>>150096287
>episodes 7 to 9 are just season 3 of Smiling Friends

>>150096713
Would they have their stands in the circus?

>>150096713
I feel like using Jojoo character is bit of cheating since their setting is already weird as hell with aztec vampire predators , aliens and all the stands powers.
>Jodio
wtf? there is 9th part Jojoi? why nobody has told me that 8th one ended, I wanted to binge read it.

>>150096713
jotaro x zooble crackship fanart when?

Next episode: jax tries being nice; everything goes wrong.

>Teeth creature. Your designs are grotesque. Much like my borther's creations, they're overflowing with pointless soul. No respect for the ratios.
>The wooden effigies show promise, however. They can be improved. I suggest switching to lunar rock. They also need speed. Speed is war.

When do you guys think the next episode will come out?

>>150095382
bazooble...

>>150097040
Next week

>>150096891
>why nobody has told me that 8th one ended, I wanted to binge read
Oh, you poor doomed soul.

>>150095070
Do I hear wedding bells for our Goose?

>>150093484 (OP)
I don't know what'd happen if you put an actual god into the game but I do know one thing: she'd piss Jax off.

>>150093484 (OP)
He would whine constantly for racing themed adventures.

Guys I am really scared about ep7 not only do I think it will go to shit but we will have to wait months for ep8. At the same time I do feel like the show will have a happy ending I mean every ep so far there have been characters dealing and healing from trama or rejection or self loathing. I would feel really betrayed if all that was thrown away for cheap shock value or if goose wanted to just shit on the fans.

>>150097241
everyone deserves a happy ending, even caine

>>150097157
Shed piss on Jax. without the other Kami or followers she’d just be a dog

>>150097282
>Jax tries to steal Gangle's sketchbook
>Ammy shakes him like he's a squeaky toy

>>150093495
>smiles menacingly
>tries to murder every NPC on every Adventure
>when not murdering he scowls the whole time silently until Caine let's him have murder rights back

>>150097241
I really don't see the show having a downer ending unless Goose really has been wasting these past two years of our lives. Amanda's reaction made me think it's at least bittersweet.

>>150096713
>>Josuke (8)
>Total autistic retard. Has random violent outbursts.
Based af

>>150095505
Caine would probably kill himself

>>150095678
>>150095758
>escaped several virtual realities with no outside assistance
Eggkek MOGGED by an actual supergenius.

>>150093484 (OP)
Quit consuming this goysoy slop. It's for troons and troons only. You won't see me consuming the Autistically Digital Basedcus.

>>150096713
Do you think if Jouske used crazy diamond to rebuild zooble would it just give her the parts she last used or finds parts that make her feel happy and love herself?

>>150097460
KYS you stupid nigger.

>>150097485
anon cmon that was low tier bait your way better then falling for something that simple.

>be frusturated that none of the characters question the world their in or make any attempt to escape
>fans say “it’d get boring if every episode was about that” when every episode is boring therapy talk already
>’the plot isn’t about that, there’s no escape, didnt you see the first episode?’
>series will only run for one season because of a plot that they haven’t progressed at all

I want to like this series but the direction is boring and you can’t even talk about it without some zoomer who’s half-focused on subway surfers will sperg at you

>>150097502
KYS you smart all-knowing nigger.

>>150097559
Thank you I know I am.

>>150097524
>be frusturated that none of the characters question the world their in or make any attempt to escape
Like 50% of the cast has been there for years. The answers didn't help and the escapes failed. It's ironic you accuse zoomers of being spergs while you're such a fucking smoothbrain.

what would be the cast rpg roles? kinger is clearly the healer

>>150097524
Well, it's not like they believe they can escape. Most of them have been here for years and they don't know anyone who succeeded.

>>150093484 (OP)
Op question

Are you a FAGGOT?!

>>150094931
no, she does but normal ragatha doesn't.

Judge holden from blood meridian.
I have no idea. He would orobabky quetly study the nature of thw circus for a while and then eventuallg start trying to make everyone abstract and wrestling with caine for control.

throw a victorian child into the circus
20 dollars on it abstrating instantly

>>150097824
They would probably assume they were in hell.

>>150097738
Ragatha would either be pure support or something that allows her to attack without actually attacking. Something like D2's summonnecro. Support curses behind a wall of loyal friend skeletons so she rarely has to actually attack anything.

>>150097834
have we ruled out that tadc isn't hell

>>150097524
You can absolutely take the pitch of the series and put the focus on the characters learning how to exploit the various glitches / peculiarities of the simulation to eventually attempt to escape, like when Pomni used bugged physic to propel the truck forward with Gummygoo.

Goose decided to go on another direction where it seems escape (if not from the Circus, at least from Caine's madness) will come from increased self-confidence and the ability to just "make up" stuff that has really been the focus of episode 6 and will likely be a big part of the next episodes

>>150096306
>>150096502
What about the Ubersreik Five?
Saltzpyre would probably treat Caine as some kind of tzeenchian daemon.

>>150097315
Jax would like him at first, then become sickened at just how into it Caim gets

>>150097754
Oh hey buddy was wondering what happened to you.

>>150097751
Always and forever.

>>150095070
Ming would not appreciate what your assumptions have done to his reputation.