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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150159100 >>150161205 >>150164962 >>150181387
El Goonish Shive Storytime #28
After some serious griffin business it's time for more EGS: NP
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Now we also know who Sarah's dad and Noah's parents are
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WRONG answers, George
You did so good with the first one
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>>150159134
Taking this as further evidence of Diane's relation to the Dewitchery Diamond.
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Slut.
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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150159584 >>150159629
The question should have been
>how do you pronounce uryuoms?
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Anonymous No.150159629 >>150161817
>>150159584
U-rye-yu-ohms, though the exact pronounciation was probably a bit different in the Bronze age, sort of like how these days people pronounce Tiamat as Tia-Mat instead of Tiam-at.
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Which game?
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The various arachnophobia modes games are putting can be funny
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>>150159717
It sounds Rachet and Clank-ish.
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Good job, 47
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What's the best power trip you've had in a game?
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Well Sarah got her wish mostly
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No points for guessing which games Grace has been playing
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I have my own opinions on BttF but I'll keep them to myself for now
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Sarah, don't get Grace to blow the lid off her own long con
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Which first season of ground-breaking streaming-exclusive children's cartoon are they watching?
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Anonymous No.150160549 >>150166189
>>150160509
Dan's calling me out
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>>150160509
So anyon saying you’re mansplain is gatekeeping got it.
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>>150160175
It sad that incredibly dull character like made main character

>>150160346
Tedd arguing against transformation shenanigans. The absolute proof that Tedds been killed and replaced by a doppelganger.
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>>150160417
That got to be woke she-ra
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Anonymous No.150160730 >>150161797 >>150169606
>>150160025
>Toad Oil+Whistle+Bristle+Crackhead Potion+Moon Flute+Peculiiar Light+Self Destruct
I am dead and now, so is half of Aurum Vale, Mwahaha. Then they put an 8m timer on doing it over and over and replaced it with Ram's Voice + Ultravibration and honestly it's not as crackhead funny.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150160764 >>150162521 >>150167669
Normally the News Paper is more entertaining than that
Today was kind of frightfully dull
Let's try it again tomorrow
Anonymous No.150161089 >>150161561
>>150160297
I feel like Grace should probably be burnt as a witch.
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>>150159100 (OP)
Gooning time!
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>>150159144
Third Panel Tedd is hot
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>>150159181
George is on point on this one
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>>150159318
Can I post the pic of the parasaurolophus breathing fire?
Anonymous No.150161514 >>150161569
>>150159434
You have no idea how often this question comes around on /d/.
Anonymous No.150161561 >>150162181
>>150161089
She part squirrel, and thus fire resistant.
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>>150159530
Buff wizards are best wizards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA
Anonymous No.150161569 >>150162458
>>150161514
Yeah well /d/ is often pushing the limit of... All existence, I suppose. (was trying to say something more obvious, "philosophy, spacial constraints, attraction to chaos," except we can only ever do anything about what limit it is possible for us to perceive)
Anonymous No.150161576 >>150162551
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Yeah, why not; it's a party.
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>>150159645
Tedd somehow looks less effeminate as a woman wearing women makeup.
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>>150159674
Just wait for the fanbase to patch the game.
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>>150159726
Darksouls has the Gender Bending coffin, but also takes place in a gross realistic and gory world.
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>>150159743
I only read the manga version of the Zelda games, also romanceable characters should have their own personalities and preference meaning they might not want to romaine you if you don't look like what they like
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>>150159786
If I made a game the arachnophobia mode would spawn more and more realistic spiders.
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>>150159181
So Dan's actually AWARE of the problem and is just not fixing it?
Anonymous No.150161797 >>150169141
>>150160730
>they put an 8m timer on doing it over and over and replaced it
To quote Justin's clientele, that's really gay.
Anonymous No.150161817 >>150161852 >>150166235
>>150159629
I've been saying Yuri-Ohms in my head for too long to change it now. He should have broken that down the first time they came up.
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>>150161817
The one fucking time he doesn't explain something
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>>150160297
She's a witch, get her!
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>>150159829
I don't want to be a dick, but catering too this level of pansiness isn't a good thing. Get over it, it'll build character.
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At some point you need to just say: "Too bad. This is how it works and you don't have to like it."
Anonymous No.150162207
>>150160007
Stop. Acknowledging. The. Emails.

At this point, I'm just emailing Dan the complaint list because it always he's incapable of resisting email complaints.
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>>150160025
Fallout 3 (or maybe it was New Vegas, but I think it was 3) I got a spiked gauntlet that was OP as could be and I went around wrecking everyone.
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>>150159974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_YdczGRN8s
Anonymous No.150162265 >>150162590
>>150160339
Wait so this actually happened?
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>>150160392
Grace has a point, some people ARE Susan.
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>>150160297
Burn the WITCH!
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>>150160330
her logic kind of makes sense.
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>>150160471
Greg is such a gatekeeper.
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>>150160426
She wants them so bad
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>>150160392
They way Grace acts reminds me of tha Futurama episode where an alien removed the crew's genders.
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>>150160665
Yep She-Ra
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>>150160471
You are not a real Dragon Ball fan if you haven't seen Dragon Ball.
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>>150162364
Sarah wants some kind of action so bad
We know she and Elliot didn't move beyond making out, and she's the one who has pushed for smooching with Sam

>>150162411
I read Dragon Ball, and watched *most* of it
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>>150161569
....Dan?
Anonymous No.150162488 >>150163788
>>150160536
To be fair, anime with large chested women had the best aesthetics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE_CewGiHsI.
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>>150161852
KEK
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>>150162453
That works
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>>150160764
Thanks Magister, I skipped the Fan discussion because it got dull and a shore to read.
Anonymous No.150162525 >>150162611
>>150145439
Well that never happened the 51th. Still have not found a royal.
And a Well that never happened the 52th. For their plan to return as a Royal.

Also the plan is really dumb. Worse they had the opportunity to get what they wanted right here, just kill Elliot, Grace, Dwight, and steal Edwards magic, right then and their.

>>150145730
Well that never happened the 53th, Still have not gotten any information on Lespuko

>>150145810
Well that never happened the 54th, been no second meeting with the Griffons.
>>150146087
Well that never happened the 54th. Just have Elliot and Tedd get together already Dan if you like the pairing that much.
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>>150161576
I had a bunch of dinosaurs magazines as a kid, it came with pieces of a T-Rex skeleton.
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>>150162551
Hell yeah
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>>150160694
Everyone eventually ends up acting like Grace.
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>>150162265
Probably.
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>>150160025
Using cheat codes to summon a tank in GTA3
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>>150162525
You can't really count as "never happened" things that haven't happened yet because the comic is slow as hell.

Never Happened should be thinks like that furry girl who works for Lord Tedd never showing up again in 20 years, not something that was set up last month.
Anonymous No.150162623 >>150162665
>>150162411
But I watched a 3 hour retrospective!(well more like, listened to it while playing fortnite) that definitely makes me a real fan!
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>>150162623
A 3 hour retrospective can't sell you the month it took for the 5 minutes fight between Frieza and Goku to end..
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>>150162453
Sarah needs and rightfully deserves a good fucking.

Especially with how many men lead her on.
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>>150162665
>Frieza
>Dragon Ball
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>>150162611
That was all back int 2021. It been 84 years. Thou in character at most 2 weeks have passed.
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>>150159134
Honestly Dan should have done it to 90% of the questions he gets.
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>>150162488
I'm trying to think of what the big boobed anime of the now is
And I think it's Ruri Rocks

Unless something way more obvious is slipping my mind
Anonymous No.150163997 >>150166293
There's a lot of stuff that Dan makes a good point about. It ends with arguing, devotee, when it starts out with fun tf shenanigans, so is the "this is becoming less fun" actually wrong? There's no graph, but if there was, it's be going downwards.
Anonymous No.150164039 >>150164322
>>150162611
It's been almost half a decade, Anon. I'll be sure to withhold judgement on "Ellen meeting Hope" for at least 18 months.
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>>150162633
The new Dino Creed game is looking good
Anonymous No.150164322 >>150165466
>>150164039
Yeah about that been a bit longer then a mere 18 months.

First appeared on Dec 19, 2022. Their full character story started on Nov 22, 2023.So 21 or 32 months, depending on how you count..
Anonymous No.150164962 >>150165472
>>150159100 (OP)
Will Luke ever be relevant again?
Anonymous No.150165430 >>150171661
The Playah should be brought back to modern EGS. He would start by hitting on all of the new female characters he didn't get a chance to meet before angering The Shive, which mind breaks him into loving exposition.
Anonymous No.150165466 >>150166281
>>150164322
Yeah but they just teased it a strip or two ago and were all like: "Wuh? You've never met Ellen, she'd love you!"

The. The next strip cut to Ellen going: "I wonder if I'll ever meet Pandora's reincarnation? I totally want to kill her."
Anonymous No.150165472
>>150164962
No lol
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>>150159144
>teases guys (s)he isnt going to fuck
>doesnt tease elliot
Internesting...
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>>150159269
Based, shame hes b*sexual
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>>150159434
I take his basedness back hes clearly a repping transbian
Anonymous No.150166056 >>150166258 >>150177542
>>150160056
Okay seriously are these traced models or is EGS just straight up 3dcg now? The eyes are identical...
Anonymous No.150166189
>>150160549
Guess we're haters? So wheres the haterservice dan???
Anonymous No.150166235
>>150161817
Oh huh. Ive been thinking "ooh-ro-yim"
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>>150162411
The pacing is awful, you have to read it. RIP my boy general blue
Anonymous No.150166250 >>150177549
>>150160056
Its just fault Dan, you didn't need to cut Diane's hair.
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>>150166056
I think is traced with some not traced cgi.
Anonymous No.150166281 >>150166468 >>150167352 >>150169141
>>150165466
Ellen being pandora's fault has to be the worse retcon.
Anonymous No.150166293
>>150163997
Tf is fun when is a challenhe or shenanigan the characters need to deal with. Ranma 1/2 wouldn't be funny if liked being a girl or they explaind the martial art more that they used them.
Anonymous No.150166468 >>150168250
>>150166281
Is it a retcon? The magus plot is old as fuck
Anonymous No.150166641 >>150167435 >>150167785
I dunno why but this series feels less engaging than the Wotch one from several months ago, even if they share some elements.
Anonymous No.150167157
>>150166258
Im convinced its just all 3d with cunning shading
Anonymous No.150167352 >>150167480 >>150168071
>>150166281
Ellen wasn't Pandora's fault, Pandora was just involved with the diamond before her.
Anonymous No.150167435 >>150167629 >>150167785
>>150166641
Lack of stakes, even personal ones.

In the wotch, people argued and bickered and would have falling outs, or have to deal with bad situations. Often bad situations that were transformations they didn't enjoy but were stuck with and had to make the best of. There was also a confirmed, continuing overplot with established villains that was actively closing in on the protagonists, even if they were not always aware of it.

Modern EGS characters never argue or disagree, they just debate how much they agree with each other until someone apologizes. The idea of transforming someone without their express consent is treated as if it were rape, and no one can ever be stuck transformed without wanting it (despite this literally being the plot that kicks off the creation of Ellen in the first place: Elliot not wanting to be a girl for a month).
There is no confirmed overplot, only implied overplot. And we never, never, never know what the fuck is going on until the plot is actively in the middle of resolving. We have no way to anticipate whats happening or look forward to a future payoff because everything the villians do is a secret not just to the main characters, but to the reader as well. This is true in every arc that has villains in EGS.
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>>150167352
>Pandora was just involved with the diamond before her
Was she involved with it? Besides the dewitched-werewolf killing her husband, I mean.
I thought the wizard did that shit by himself.
Anonymous No.150167610
>>150160056
Not only is this not the first time Dan has had to make a comic telling people how to tell his characters apart, it's not even the first time he made a comic telling people how to tell Sara and Diane apart after Diane's redesign.
Anonymous No.150167629 >>150167785 >>150167838 >>150168138 >>150169814
>>150167435
I agree in soem regarrds to what you said.
On the other side, I think that EGS manages to be funnier than The Wotch a lot of times, and this comic comes up with easier ways to justify TF shenanigans while The Wotch sometimes comes across as forced.
Anonymous No.150167669
>>150160764
Since this particulate panel is canon to the comic.

Well that never happened the 55th
Anonymous No.150167785 >>150168303
>>150166641
>>150167435
The two big differences I see are characterization and pacing.

Their is only one character in EGS Dan, every character is just Dan with minor coat of paint on them. In the Wotch every character is unique, and fully realized.

You could put either cast in any situation, and know how they would react. It just super easy as their only one personality in EGS. You could copy and past their reaction to anything with only changing the name, and what powers they respond with, and it would work for all the EGS people. While every character in the Wotch would do something different.

Pacing is the bigger difference thou. Cut even 5% of the Wotch's pages, and it would make it much harder to follow, even if you rewrote things to account for the missing page, their few if any fillers pages in the actual comic. While with EGS you could easily cut 70%-90 of all pages, and with minor rewrites lose nothing.

>>150167629
>easier ways to justify TF shenanigans while The Wotch sometimes comes across as forced.
TF shenanigans rarely if ever happen in EGS. They have basically been all of two instances of that in all of EGS, Grace's birthday party, and Ashley's party. Nobody would ever transform someone randomly in EGS just because they where joking around, and could.

In fact even if you discounted the town wide TF event in the Wotch, I would bet money that the Wotch still has had more transformations, then EGS has had in its entire 23 year run.
Anonymous No.150167838
>>150167629
There are obviously parts of EGS that I like, I just want Dan to grow a pair and let the characters have meaningful drama or interpersonal conflicts that last longer than 5 seconds and are not immediately resolved by just telling the person that they said an insensitive thing and them begging for mercy.
I want the plot to advance. That, at least, seems to actually be happening in the current era of the comic. Remains to be seen how much but its clear that stuff IS happening, even if its not the specific plotlines I wanted to see advance.
Anonymous No.150168071 >>150168869
>>150167352
Its a dumb retcon, but Magus clearly said the entire sister arc from Tedd's gun malfunctioning to him getting angry and shooting Elliot, to the guard letting them in the warehouse was Pandora's idea to amuse herself with the help of Syrleck and Magus.
Anonymous No.150168138
>>150167629
I agree but those moments are so far appart that feel miniscule compared to the whole.
Anonymous No.150168250
>>150166468
Yes but its only like 10 years after that we see they were the culprits of everything.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150168303 >>150169097 >>150169128
>>150167785
>In fact even if you discounted the town wide TF event in the Wotch
That happened two or three times too

Not to mention in The Wotch there's a much higher chance of you getting body horror'd
Whether you're getting turned into something completely non-human, inanimate TF, or identity death'd, it's only a matter of time
In Moperville the absolute worst that could happen is Ellen or Rhoda going on a rampage
One turns a good chunk of the populace into sexy women (darn) amd the other sets the city to mini/herself to wumbo
Anonymous No.150168869 >>150168943 >>150177577
>>150168071
I read it and I thought it was Magus trying to influence those things but couldn't. Pandora was trying to teach Raven a vague lesson, and stuff happened that Pandora didn't try to make happen.
Anonymous No.150168943
>>150168869
Magus mentions he tried to as for help but instead of snaping her fingers and make him solid again Pandora make him jump through hoops to in that convoluted scenario because she was bored.
Anonymous No.150169097
>>150168303
>Tandy Gardens is more of a health hazard with the masquerade enforced than Moperville with the masquerade removed
I figured once magic is known to the majority shit would get real with everyone trying to find a way to use it. Dan needs to just make some hate sink character and let them go nuts at this point so something happens.
Anonymous No.150169128 >>150169865
>>150168303
The Wotch is very lighthearted, pretty much every transformation is ultimately to your befit. It can be just some random fun until it is undone. It can be learning valuable information about some magical creature like how they beat the Imp. Or it will push you into being a better person. Pretty much universally your better off in the end.

EGS, transformation are considered so terrifying that panic attacks when your in a safe area with plenty of friends that can deal with anything are the norm.
Anonymous No.150169141 >>150169245 >>150169606
>>150161797
Enh, you could still beat MOST dungeons using just that after setting off a Wall to Wall Parade of Mobs, provided it was all Blue Mages and have one left over to Final Sting the last boss of a Dungeon. It's just that Ram's Voice+Ultravibration left you alive and able to Final Sting the last boss, and had fewer buttons (even with say a Hydropull to gather the mobs), so it became the meta for dungeon spamming.
>>150166281
The worst retcon remains to be altering Susan's initial reaction to meeting genderbent Elliot.
Anonymous No.150169245 >>150169347 >>150169606
>>150169141
Is there anything as terrifying as the words "blue mage party"?
Someone is about to projectile vomit a fish at you from 30 ft away for no damage, or set off a nuclear bomb. You have no way of knowing whats about to happen next, except that whatever it is will be some weird bullshit.
Anonymous No.150169347 >>150169554
>>150169245
>Is there anything as terrifying as the words "blue mage party"?
"Blue Mage Alliance."
Anonymous No.150169554 >>150169598
>>150169347
Anonymous No.150169598 >>150169706 >>150169966 >>150177678
>>150169554
So I posted this as a meme reaction image, and then had a sudden thought: EGS has at least some anime bullshit baked into it, right? Unambiguously and explicitly Dan draw some inspirations from anime early on in the comic.

Do we have any indication that Dan knows *anything* about modern anime? Or was his exposure all early 90s stuff cultural osmosis and then nothing after that? Because I'm having trouble thinking of an anime reference he has made, in or out of comic, that couldn't have been written in the year 2000.
Anonymous No.150169606 >>150169752
>>150160730
>>150169141
>>150169245
I have no clue what game you guys are playing
Anonymous No.150169706 >>150177694
>>150169598
Modern Anime is largely Isekai, which features a lot of game mechanics cheesing and alternate fantasy realms. We've got both of that in EGS but so far nobody in the main cast has been, say, stranded in the Griffonverse. Might be he just lost interest because Anime kind of went to hell in a handbasket in the mid2000s.
Anonymous No.150169752
>>150169606
Final Fantasy, specifically FF14 (which is a MMO).
Blue Mages in final fantasy are a job that learns powers not by leveling up, but by encountering monsters in the game and stealing their attacks to add to your list of spells. They generally start off as very weak, but if you play your cards right by the end of the game you can do some bullshit.

FF14's Blue Mages are a 'limited job', which is to say "we are not even going to TRY to balance this, its broken as shit, you just can't use it in high rank combat with real rewards or shit because that wouldn't be fair to other players".
So that means that in FF14, if you have a party of blue mages rolling around the expectation is that you are about to see some cheese strat bullshit that will absolutely bend the game over its knee with powers that players shouldn't have and combos that make no sense.
Anonymous No.150169798
>>150160025
Coming back to Caelid in New Game Plus after the DLC.
Anonymous No.150169814
>>150167629
>hink that EGS manages to be funnier
I smiled a couple of times reading Wotch, EGS didnt manage to do even that.
Anonymous No.150169865 >>150170586
>>150169128
>EGS, transformation are considered so terrifying that panic attacks when your in a safe area with plenty of friends that can deal with anything are the norm.

I always wonder how the fuck people like this manage to function in the real world, or like, having a job.
Anonymous No.150169966 >>150170026
>>150169598
Dan got into otome isekai relatively recently and he references it in an NP comic that will be coming up
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150170026 >>150170236 >>150170601
>>150169966
I, too, enjoy some villainess isekai
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>>150170026
Anonymous No.150170586 >>150170711 >>150170823
>>150169865
Wtf are you talking about? When has anyone in that comic had a panic attack from being transformed. In 25 years there have been 3 time anyone got transformed against their will with no heads up. Pandora turning Catalina into a cat girl, Tengu turning the party into slavegirls and Tedd shotting Elliot with the gum, every other transformation is self inflicted or part of Tedd's experiments.
Anonymous No.150170601 >>150170855
>>150170026
What is that?
Anonymous No.150170644 >>150170682
>>150159144
Dan Shive has the most schizophrenic sense for what is or isn't sexy.
Anonymous No.150170682 >>150170810 >>150177716
>>150170644
Pretty sure tickles and hugs are a fetish of his, which somehow feel dirtier that just being into naked babes.
Anonymous No.150170711
>>150170586
I am not referring to the comic in particular, I assumed that anon was just exaggerating, but I know that people like that unfortunately actually exist
Anonymous No.150170748
>>150159650
>>150159657
Shive needs to undo whatever the fuck this faggoty bullshit he's doing to Ted. Say an evil witch possessed him or something. Or just delete this
>MUH GENDER IDENTITY
bullshit entirely. It doesn't work. It's not funny. It's not endearing. It's not even remotely as intelligent and enlightened as he wants it to be.

And also, this Karen-ified version of Ted just looks fucking ugly. These expressions are really bad in a comic that has already has terrible stale expressions.
Anonymous No.150170810
>>150170682
For a guy who has been writing what is ostensibly a fetish comic for over 2 fucking decades, he has such an obviously fucked up and conflicted sense of shame about everything he does.

>I want guys to turn into girls and then flirt with boys
>>and then they fuck, right?
>N-NO I'D NEVER DO THAT WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!
Anonymous No.150170823
>>150170586
Did you miss Ashley barely keeping it together.
Anonymous No.150170855 >>150171427 >>150171934
>>150170601
Isekai is a genre of anime about people being sent to/trapped in fantastical other worlds, usually fantasy themed, usually as a power fantasy. Normal every day guy gets dropped into a fantasy world, learns magic, becomes a badass, gets a harem of cute girls, etc. Reincarnated as a Slime, Mushoku Tensei, Konsoba, etc.

"Trapped in a Video Game" isekai is a subgenre of that, where the world they are in is explicitly a video game, and runs on video game mechanics. Log Horizon, Sword Art Online, etc.

Villainess Isekai is a subgenre of even that subgenre, that is focused specifically on otome games. Basically dating sim games aimed at women, there the player plays as some bland but pretty girl having to navigate conversations with pretty boys and win their love. A stereotype of this genre of game is the "villianess" character, who is a female antagonist that exists to be a huge bitch to you and fuck your shit up.
Draco Malfoy with tits. Its Draco Malfoy with tits.
Villianess Isekai is the specific and surprisingly large subgenre of characters getting trapped in a video game, but SPECIFICALLY getting trapped in the game not as the player character, but as the villianess character in these games. Who is, by definition, an important and mean female character... but also a character thats fated to LOSE in any proper ending of the game.

So the stock setup here is that a person who is very much not suited to the role of villainous (a meek/nice girl, or any kind of dude) being stuck as a villainess and having to figure out how to derail a game they are designed to lose so they don't end of exiled or beheaded or whatever happens to them in the normal game, in a game whose rules all hinge around dating cute boys.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150171427 >>150171489
>>150170855
A good explanation, but you forgot to mention the most important part
They go
>ohohohohoho
Anonymous No.150171489
>>150171427
That is true. They do go
>ohohohoho
Anonymous No.150171661 >>150171745
>>150165430
The Playah should have the ability to, involuntarily and at random times, turn into any girl he's ever hit. Like a cursed random select character.

>>150166258
Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious that he uses a 3D modeling program and traces the models for 99% of it.
Anonymous No.150171745 >>150171934 >>150172261
>>150171661
> The Playah should have the ability to, involuntarily and at random times, turn into any girl he's ever hit.

Nah, just bring him back but with the running gag that he only hits on girls that are transformed guys, not know that is the case. He has a type, but he isn't aware what his type really is just that he likes these girls that become really hard to find the next day.
Anonymous No.150171934 >>150171970 >>150172059 >>150177871
>>150170855
These mostly suck though with the exception Akuyaku Reijo Tensei Oji-san.

>>150171745
Nah, it's funnier to me if it's done as some kind of punishment thing except it actually does nothing at all to dissuade him or change his behavior so every so often "Ashley" shows up hitting on Sarah and shit. Also, there's a lack of characters who turn into copies of other people which is my favorite variety of it. And I don't mean in the boring, consensual way like the parties.
Anonymous No.150171970 >>150172266
>>150171934
>"Man. Woman. Game is Game and the Playah gon' play."
I miss this horny wigger.
Anonymous No.150172059
>>150171934
>Also, there's a lack of characters who turn into copies of other people which is my favorite variety of it. And I don't mean in the boring, consensual way like the parties.
Go home !Tengu, you're drunk.
Anonymous No.150172261
>>150171745
Reverse the Playah only ever hits on the real girls, and has the power to make the transformed girls jealous Ranma 1/2 style, which gets them to act even more girly.
Anonymous No.150172266 >>150172981 >>150177878
>>150171970
A fun NP arc: Playah Leap. The Playah is transported back into various moments in EGS history in the body of various female characters to "set right what's gone wrong" but he's more concerned with hitting on chicks and checking himself out. Like going back to Sister II but he's in Nanase's body.
Anonymous No.150172981 >>150177878
>>150172266
>Interrupts the Damien/Grace fight to make a pass at Grace
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>>150159530
>>150159536
>not giving the wizard huge boobs
Coward, when did that Gandalf meme pop up?
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>>150173323
Based enough to give a hag saggers
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In today's episode; Grace attempts to mask her autism with larger autism
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My instinct says a compass would not work on the mon due to a lack of magnetic field
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Anonymous No.150174069 >>150174097 >>150177929
>>150174023
Less lack and more "less of" but yeah, a Compass isn't going to be any use for navigating. Can't use the stars either because it's always reflecting tons of Sunlight off the rigoleth.

Sadly search engines are so utterly enshittified I can't find out how Astronauts actually navigated the moon, I assume it's something like treating Earth place on the horizon as Lunar North and going from there.
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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174097 >>150179336
:C

>>150174069
I legit don't know if the moon has a molten core or if it just a big cold rock
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Anonymous No.150174154
>>150174114
>Grace has sex dreams
Is that allowed?
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Anonymous No.150174159
>>150173971
Kek
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Anonymous No.150174163
>>150174104
Extrovert's the worse type of people.
>>150174114
Admit you have a sex drive Grace and bang your boyfriend. Old Grace was definitely having sex.
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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174194 >>150174876 >>150175748
Oh wow
A new jerk to waltz over and announce how silly they are
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>>150173971
Really its the perfect cover
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So it's pretty confirmed that Grellen is the Telliot of Moperville South
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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174534 >>150176613
That's anime I bounced off of, and I recognize that it's totally on me
You're supposed to watch for the cute girls, but I just could not get over how absolutely *dogshit* the game design was
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Anonymous No.150174608
>>150174349
More proof that Ellen and Grace should have gotten together.
>>150174496
If people have been telling you Dan that your art makes it really easy to confuse your characters, and you have not fixed the issues in 23 years that is fully on you Dan.
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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174660 >>150176732 >>150179452
I like when Dan draws :3
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Anonymous No.150174723
>>150174104
Isn't this what people now call an emotional vampire?
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174733 >>150176781
https://youtu.be/DaOgZwk9rN8
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Ellen, possibly Sarah, now Ashley
Grace is hoarding all the girls
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Anonymous No.150174827 >>150174844 >>150179515
>>150174750
Grace really like to use finger guns when seducing Ashley.
Anonymous No.150174837 >>150179505
>>150174677
>You don't seem to get embarassed about stuff
>Ashley, sweetie; I was raised in a Lab to be a shapeshifting assassin. By rights I should be into way more concerning shit.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174844
>>150174827
It's also my main move of seduction
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Anonymous No.150174876 >>150174900 >>150174921 >>150174958 >>150174968 >>150174968
>>150174194
Are we sure Dan is't gay or bi? That guy was drawn with lust.
Anonymous No.150174900 >>150174958 >>150175296
>>150174876
99% certain he was just thrown in because people complained about the lack of mail characters.
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Anonymous No.150174921 >>150174958
>>150174876
99% certain he was just thrown in because people complained about the lack of male characters.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174928 >>150175005 >>150175342
Are we getting a George POV story?
I'm stoked on that
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Anonymous No.150174958
>>150174876
>>150174900
I dunno how either of you
>>150174921
Or your dewitchery double didn't pick up on it until just now.
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Anonymous No.150174968 >>150178361
>>150174876
>Are we sure Dan is't gay or bi?
>>150174876
You're talking about a guy who uses exclusively female stand-ins for himself and has been drawing a comic for decades where the entire cast is gay/bi/pansexual or gets turned that way periodically.
I can't tell you specifically what he is, but it's not a heterosexual man.
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Anonymous No.150174985
>>150174408
From Zelda to fable to Elden Ring, 20 yesrs of games in just a year and a half in story.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150174999
Me looking at big 2 comics
Anonymous No.150175005 >>150178361
>>150174928
If every panel isn't partially covered by an arguably anachronistic 3ds, is it truly George's pov?
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Now dear viewer, how canon are those pupils?
Anonymous No.150175026 >>150175039 >>150178361 >>150178929
>>150174474
Break up with the kinky asian and kiss Susan
Anonymous No.150175039 >>150175418
>>150175026
Hey hey, let the weirdo tf coomer have her villain arc first.
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Me talking to /co/
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>>150174524
That's already the case.
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>>150174590
Question for anyone on that stuff, do consensual TF fics exist?
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>>150175109
Yes. They're less common than nonconsensual, but both are completely outpaced by accidental TF.
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>>150175112
Lewds? Ponies?
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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150175224 >>150176829 >>150179269
I checked and it turns out this NP story is crazy long, so we'll cap it here tonight
Comment on whether you want more of this or back to the main story tomorrow
Anonymous No.150175227 >>150175243 >>150175368 >>150178361
>>150175124
>>150175132
Dan cannot possibly expect us to believe Elliot of all characters has played an RPG. Other world Ellen maybe, but Elliot no chance.
Anonymous No.150175240 >>150175712
>>150174271
Shame this is her last appearance because I like her design. But I'm guessing she'd probably be yet another lesbian.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150175243
>>150175227
Not just played, Game Mastered
Anonymous No.150175275 >>150178361
Im feeling like DEEEEEEEP DOOOOWN the ideal webcomic for Dan to write wouod be something about fat nerd guys in charge of a nerd store.

He knows how to write them, and most of the cast has been hanging around them and talking about that topic non stop.


Had he finished EGS years ago, he could have had a comic about fat nerd guys playing RPG, and use that as an excuse for transformations happening on their stories.
Anonymous No.150175296
>>150174900
>lack of mail characters
How was he received?
Anonymous No.150175342
>>150174928
George is based by so far being inmune to...The Shive
Anonymous No.150175365
>>150174468
I get what Dan's saying here, but I think this is a case of intent being hamstrung by ability. I saw a painting of a burger once and (being the amerifat that I am) immediately got the sense that the artist wanted to convey the joy that seeing a nice burger brings. Not trying to say that Dan can't draw because he could certainly kick my ass art-wise if he wanted to, but given all the comments lately about how his art looks 'off', I think his technical skills don't match what he's going for, causing people to look for a 'story' because the art doesn't speak for itself.
Also, Dan has a exposition fetish so it's doubly fucked, but I don't think that's going away anytime soon.
Anonymous No.150175368 >>150175712 >>150178373
>>150175227
RPGs aren't complicated. Think of number, ask for a roll, add roll to relevant stats, then judge based on if it's above or below. Give result based on that, which itself is based on if it's a Roll Over or Roll Under system.
Anonymous No.150175390
>>150175143
This moment is wonderful and we so needed much more like it. Especially the bunny outfit, because why have normal clothes in a comic strip?
Anonymous No.150175418 >>150178361
>>150175039
Ah, but anon, that's how you START her villain arc! Now she has a source of resentment that can fester!
Anonymous No.150175712 >>150176070
>>150175240
It is a pity a rare character that would not suffer from same face syndrome.
>>150175368
Yes Elliot the guy so obsessed with superman that he dreams of being him, to the point he got a spell about being superman. Yet has never read a single comic about superman, or even watched a cartoon with him in it. Has definitely played an RPG of all things.
Anonymous No.150175748 >>150175936
>>150174194
>Too slow, too slow! The Shive is the ultimate Stand. Even without his power to stop conflict, his reach and power far exceed that of your Straw Mannum
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150175936
>>150175748
Well done
Anonymous No.150176070 >>150176700
>>150175712
Apples. Oranges.
Elliot knows Tedd and Sarah. Tedd before he met Grace is exactly the kind of dipshit who'd start margical realming and subsequently get hammered, Elliot being then takes over to keep a fight from breaking out.
Anonymous No.150176329
>>150174213
Of all the lines from Godzilla(2014) to reference, this was the one most applicable to the situation.
Anonymous No.150176613
>>150174534
I feel exactly the same way about SAO.
Anonymous No.150176700 >>150179691
>>150176070
Not supported by the comic
>>150175177
From this it made clear that Elliot of all people wanted to both play and GM a RPG, and got Tedd and Sarah into it.
Anonymous No.150176732
>>150174660
I feel like this page calls for a revision of the "who has banged who" theories.
Anonymous No.150176781
>>150174733
Ashley, I insist you give Hat-Grace a chance!
Anonymous No.150176829
>>150175224
Thanks.
Anonymous No.150177024
>>150175103
Rich is NOT my nigger, but I respect his last-panel opinions.
Anonymous No.150177542 >>150179713
>>150166056
I think I remember Dan saying he figured out a way to upload his drawings as custom textures over 3D models so some of the backgrounds would look drawn but were actually 3D. I wouldn't be surprised if he did this with the characters, too.
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>>150166250
This. He could easily have some magic wonkiness just make it grow back, too.
Anonymous No.150177577 >>150184000
>>150168869
> My son, who's not doing anything, needs to be taught a lesson (I don't know what the lesson is.)
> I know, how about I make a bunch of kids break into a government facility and magically clown one of them a twin sister.
> I'll also have him not be aware any of this happened or that he's the reason I caused it to happen.
> That will show him.
Anonymous No.150177678 >>150179152
>>150169598
He posted on his Twitter that he was pretty sure he wasn't actually Bi since he only likes girls, but then he saw Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries and said he actually finds him confusingly attractive. So, I would say: yes.
Anonymous No.150177694
>>150169706
Actually, that could be a good explanation for what's happened to the comic because countless (almost all) modern anime, especially Isekai, will explain how a magic system works in-depth, often using video game mechanics (when Isekai is involved) but you'll rarely actually see them get used super often and if they do the mechanics that were explained often don't really matter because everything wraps up immediately because the character is so OP or they just get really psyched up and break the rules through will power.
Anonymous No.150177716
>>150170682
That's just something that happens when someone is touch starved. If he got a GF he would level out a lot, but (and I base this on nothing but vague context clues) I think he just lives in some random small town in a flyover state and spends most of his time as a NEET besides when he goes to Friday and Saturday night Magic tournaments at his local card shop and then spends the rest of his time sitting at home working on the comic, playing video games, watching anime, and tweeting.
Anonymous No.150177871
>>150171934
All Routes Lead to Doom! and I'm in Love with the Villainess are both also good.
Anonymous No.150177878
>>150172266
>>150172981
That would be hilarious, but Dan would need to get a little less woke for it to really work.
Anonymous No.150177929
>>150174069
I found a few different sources and they all seem to disagree with each other.
Anonymous No.150177947
>>150174213
What a QT3.14 she is
Anonymous No.150178016
>>150174059
I'm sorry Ellen, but you are wrong. People aren't like that because people tell them to be, people just are that way and everyone's simply acknowledging and describing their actions.
>>150174104
I know it's supposed to be a squirrel thing, but I can't get over how often Grace does the autistic T-Rex arms with how autistic she's been lately.
>>150174135
She should be unintentionally flashing people, or at the very least, we should be seeing some nonchalant sports bra.
>>150174144
>>150174155
Does she have black hair here?
>>150174180
Knock-Off Nanase is sexy and shit-stirring cheeky girl should make more appearances since everyone is sanitized and autistic.
Anonymous No.150178039
>>150174227
KEK
Anonymous No.150178071
>>150174341
She should be friends with Conan and Camelia. She could use a jerky guy friend who's not that bad and Camelia and the other girl seem zesty. Unfortunately, the cast is too bloated for that to be a good thing and they would just get ruined anyways. Honestly, if they hadn't been written OOC Nanase could and Ellen could have easily taken Camelia and what's her name's place and Elliot or maybe Noah/Justin could have taken Conan's. Noah would have been a good way to start tying plot threads together
Anonymous No.150178103
>>150174468
Dan just draw, the chronically online have poisoned your mind.
Anonymous No.150178121
>>150174491
Dan, you just said you weren't going to do this.
Anonymous No.150178146
>>150174544
See? I stand by my assertion that Sarah, (perhaps after getting a little throupley with Tedd and Grace) should have gotten busy with college and being the one to have the Kevin storyline leading to Ashley becoming Tedd's new lab assistant and meeting everyone for the first time at College.

This also could segue really well into the whole: "Ashley gets powers and misuses them not realizing real life is a lot different than her fantasies." plot line the other Anon(s) have pitched a lot. It would even let Dan do his whole: "Explore problematic fantasies but then point out they're bad" thing.
Anonymous No.150178161
>>150174629
HOLD UP
Anonymous No.150178361
>>150174968
Plot twist: He's actually completely straight and just a chronically online 40 year old virgin who spends way too much time thinking about strange fetishes so the thought of what he's actually attracted to has lost it's zest and he's somehow pivoted to stranger fantasies in an attempt to chase the dragon that used to satisfy him.
>>150175026
>>150175418
Yes.

>>150175177
At least Ellen can still be like this.
>>150175203
GEORGE TO THE RESCUE!!!
>>150175227
Modern Elliot, Sarah, and Tedd I can almost believe got up to some very light RPG nonsense when they were younger at Tedd's insistence. OG Elliot, Sarah, and Tedd no, not at all. It's 100% something Tedd would've done at the comic shop (which doesn't make sense since I don't believe he had ever met Justin before despite being the type to visit a comic shop and being both best friends with Elliot and cousin to Nanase. So that means Tedd would've played online or something.
>>150175275
Clerks, but a LCS with transformation shenanigans? I'd read it.
>>150175005
I think it's an OG Nintendo DS. At least, it looks like my old fatback Silver one I got in like 2005-ish.
Anonymous No.150178373
>>150175368
>Ok DM I want to grapple him
Anonymous No.150178929
>>150174474
>>150175026
Nah, Susan just wants to watch. Stay with the Kinky Asian, but let Susan watch.
Anonymous No.150179152
>>150177678
>Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries
Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries looks very feminine. To the point where if you change Susan's hair from black to purple she's practically him.
Anonymous No.150179269
>>150175224
>first part of next main story is nuDiane
>NP story is Rich getting Shive'd
Fuck it, flip a coin.
Anonymous No.150179336
>>150174097
I might be getting my real astronomy and schitzo astronomy wires crossed, but iirc
>super early solar system, everything is still molten rock
>there are two planetoids in our area, gaia and tiamat
>tiamat whacks into gaia and gets eaten to become the earth
>earth's entire atmosphere (mostly poison) and a good chunk of the crust (mostly molten) are blasted into oribit
>chunks form a ring
>ring forms a moon
And yeah the moon comparatively is tiny. its got the surface area of like, australia. Theres nothing molten left in there at all and i dont think it has all that iron like we do, so it has no magnetic field to speak of
Anonymous No.150179403
>>150174304
How the fuck is conan still in highschool
Anonymous No.150179406 >>150179423
Guys, I sent him the list. It's not the most complete one, but it's the one I posted a few threads back cleaned up a bit and made to sound inoffensive. We'll see if he responds.
Anonymous No.150179423
>>150179406
Fingers crossed
Anonymous No.150179439 >>150179477
>>150174065
Grace is a fujoshi
Anonymous No.150179452
>>150174660
>im here to train my magic and goon
>and i dont have any magic
Anonymous No.150179477
>>150179439
>Grace is a fujoshi
Dan Shive is a fujoshi.
Anonymous No.150179505 >>150183601
>>150174837
Hey actually isnt it odd that her dad and tedd are both scientists with magic shapeshifting labs? Girl's getting freudian
Anonymous No.150179515
>>150174827
Ashley knows what she’s going to do with them later
Anonymous No.150179575 >>150179744 >>150179821
The Shive is the single most twisted and evil force in EGS and the last hope, the villains, are all too distracted by their petty concerns that nothing is ever done about it (the main cast are a lost cause and have fully been corrupted into being its agents). We get Volaire style gloating in the shadows with down turned chin and hat tilted 12 degrees or Damien style 'Escape by Fire: Big Fireball', but it all seems so petty and unimportant in the face of The Shive.
Anonymous No.150179663
>>150175049
The trick is to realize dudes are actually just hot girls
Anonymous No.150179682 >>150183714
>>150175132
Hold the fucking phone
1) i hate this arc
2) the bullshit sliding time means it could have been 4e or 3.5 but theres no fucking way elliot played either
Anonymous No.150179691
>>150176700
I don’t think that page implies Elliot got them into it. Until proven otherwise there’s no way it wasn’t Tedd’s idea
Anonymous No.150179713 >>150182778
>>150177542
Pretty sure even i can do that, and if you gave me a weekend i could figure out the outlines with shader nodes and maybe a grease pencil
But at that point i might as well just learn unity, create EGS:the videogame and finish the story before dan can. Im sure 20 more years is enough time to develop a game, right?
Anonymous No.150179744 >>150183810
>>150179575
you know, this few months have been a blur of very little happening let me know I mi missed anything after Damian.

>GB party
>Susan wants to remove the uniform from school
>A crazy wizard shows up and tries to kill Ellen
>Elliot and Justin fight a fire monster
>A dragon and some fire monsters attack the dojo
>Susan and Elliot join Channel Awesome
>Ellen and Nanase fight Tengu
>Susan becomes a cuck, Elliot breaks up with Sarah and gets a new GF like in a week
>The Griffin shows up.
>Pandora sacrifice herself
>Magus finally gets a body
>Party 2
>Griffins show up again

All the while there is slice of life that goes way too long and TF experiments what also go way too long and aren't as sexy as one would expect. And I missing anything?
Anonymous No.150179821 >>150180235
>>150179575
Everything will be Shived eventually even the villains.
Anonymous No.150180230
>ashley
FLAT
>nanase
STACKED
>sarah
FLAT
>elliot
STACKED
>susan
FLAT
>grace
STACKED
>raven
FLAT
>abraham
STACKED
>tensaid
FLAT
>greg
STACKED
Anonymous No.150180235 >>150180300
>>150179821
How will Voltaire be Shived?
Anonymous No.150180300 >>150180383 >>150180509 >>150180604 >>150183380
>>150180235
He dies and returns as a good boy (girl)
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150180383
>>150180300
Nothing wrong with that
Anonymous No.150180509
>>150180300
He cant keep getting away with it!!!
Anonymous No.150180604
>>150180300
If someone offers you healing/regen/reincarnation powers in anything even vaguely comic book setting don't take it. You will suddenly start taking a million times more injuries and pain, and not actually gain any combat prowess.
Anonymous No.150181387
>>150159100 (OP)
Bump
Anonymous No.150182778 >>150183337 >>150183569 >>150183852
>>150179713
Sure!, a Dead Winter game has been in development for 14 years and counting so still plenty of time!

What would an EGS game would look like?
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.150183337
>>150182778
>Dead Winter
Geez, it's been a long time since I thought about that one
Anonymous No.150183380
>>150180300
Isn't that the only way to get rid of an Immortal?

Actually, come to think of it, is it possible to kill an Immortal for real? Have people just not done so because it's really hard due to them being really good at hiding and having strong magic power?
Anonymous No.150183569
>>150182778
>What would an EGS game would look like?
Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley with mechanics for Shrinking/Growing, Gender Bending and various other types of TF.
Anonymous No.150183601
>>150179505
>Hey actually isnt it odd that her dad and tedd are both scientists with magic shapeshifting labs?
Take a moment to consider the other male figures in her Pre-Tedd life and count our collective blessings.
Anonymous No.150183714
>>150179682
Assuming current year he played 3.5 or 4e and that's a 5e book.
However assuming it's still 200X, that book is 3.5 and Elliot, Sarah and Tedd played AD&D or more likely B/X. Either way, Ellen is a grog.
Anonymous No.150183810
>>150179744
Have started crying about WW2 and almost got expelled until her teacher decided to act creepy and then not expell her
Susan got a twin sister that's not and the creepy teacher is her dad and the femboy's adopted dad plus he shot a pig with Grace.
Most of the cast is related to each other or about to be
Anonymous No.150183852 >>150183918
>>150182778
>What would an EGS game would look like?

What it thinks it wants to be is some kind of adventure game, with class changes and job upgrades being tied to transformations. In the overworld world Elliot is Elliot, but when you hit a random encounter you swap into Cheerleader or whatever other form you have picked from the character options.

Except that would be too much fighting, and EGS isn't actually about that. What an EGS game ACTUALLY wants to be is a visual novel with branching routes exploring difference characters and transformations.
Anonymous No.150183918 >>150184458
>>150183852
Nah and EGS game it would be a visual novel written by a cultivation writer getting paid by the word count. And all the cool set piece art, is just charts of exposition, which requires both a full explain before the chart shows up, and after the chart, on top of a full repeat every time a new character is introduced.
Anonymous No.150184000
>>150177577
This is an accurate summery.
Anonymous No.150184458
>>150183918
Add a convoluted management part and I can already see Sseth reviewing it.

>Hey hey hey people