Thread 150168633

this looks like ass juice

>>150168633 (OP)
>written by zeb wells
Penn Jillette.jpeg

I hate the what if art style so fucking much

>>150168633 (OP)
why are they still using this artstyle

>>150168667
Did you expect anything better lol this is the MCU in 2025

>>150168633 (OP)
>not a single cool white male characters
>only tough girlbosses and negros while white men are once again sidelined as effeminite comic relief
this is why Trump won btw.

>>150168633 (OP)
>bunch of nobodies that people don't give a shit about
why even bother

>>150168633 (OP)
This is from the people that did the whole Marvel If series right? Didn’t they had a massive backlash because it turned out that they hated working on it and ruined plenty of shit in purpose?

>>150168667
Fpbp

>>150168736
>>150168741
They know that nobody’s going to watch this anyways. That’s why they’re dumping all the episodes at once.

>>150168689
He’s gonna put something related to his divorce, isn’t he?

>no Sentry
expected, but damn.

>>150168800
No you can’t have the best character from Thunderbolts. But there’s plenty of David Harbour acting like a complete fucking moron to go around.

>>150168730
Spider-Man is right there. He brutally mutilated a bunch of zombies with his webs.

>>150168633 (OP)
I've been waiting 15 years for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkLLZy4dFM

>>150168800
>>150168847
To be fair, this probably started production before the script to Thunderbolts was even written.

>>150168848
he is going to be written as an immature loser who gets told what to do by the tough girlbosses
only white guys are going to be rescued by women but not the other way around
they did the exact same thing with marvel what if

>>150168848
same reason why Moon Knight is blade now
can't have a sinlge white male hero who is competent and cool
only immature or effeminiate losers who are written like little girls

>>150168741
Looks like thats still the philosophy

>>150168633 (OP)
in marvel zombies its only interesting because they remained sentient and aware. And you see it from the zombies pov as the main characters its not a bombastic kill em all kind of thing. Anyway this looks like shit, totally misses the point.

>>150168857
Actually I've been waiting 12 because I read it on 2013 but still, can't say I'm impressed with what I'm seeing so far. And it looks like they're not even gonna try to adapt what made the original comic grimy where it's only superpowered zombies who eat people.

>>150168633 (OP)
>tfw they even fucked up Blade by ereasing his own identity

ENDLESS
SLOP

Doing this before the X-Men are introduced feels like a waste.

>Okoye front and center again

Fuck em.

>>150168633 (OP)
>no Ash Williams
I know it was never going to happen, but man, it hurts

>>150168848
Problem is Zeb Wells is writing it

>>150168992
Everyone's favorite marvel hero, black Panthers... wife? ...sister?

>>150169063
Ceremonial bodyguard when he's out of costume.

>>150168900
This, these ones don't even speak in the trailer, they're just grunting. Also their main driving force was hunger so what's the fucking point if there's hordes of regular zombies walking around.

>>150168933
i feel this way about the entire MCU

>>150168633 (OP)
>white men are not watching your stuff
>quick lets take another franchise were 99% of the consumers are white guys and make it about strong female protagonists and black protaognist kicking ass
>be sure to have at least 2 shots in the trailer where a white guy is crying and overall acting pathetic after seeing blood and be sure to only depict the women and blacks as tough and mature

>>150168633 (OP)
I feel like they still think people care about the fates of such cool characters as Shuri, the Ant people or whoever the fuck is that teleposting bitch, wnd that's funny

>>150169282
unless feige is completely oblivious, he has to know deep down that no one gives a shit. it’s part of why he seethed about x-men 97. it was a show about characters people want to see and he had nothing to do with it.

>>150169424
>it’s part of why he seethed about x-men 97

Hi, Beau. Slumming down to /co/, I see.

>>150168848
Calling it right now, he'll die within the very first episode.

>>150168633 (OP)
that looks like fucking shit.

>>150168848
Spider-Man just has albinism. That is why his rival is Tombstone.

>>150169453
>do not besmirch the name of my lord and savior kevin feige or you're one of the people he fired!!!
you don't have to be an insufferable faggot your entire life, lilbro

>>150169472
Was 5hinking the same thing. I bet one of the heads will bite him after doing that multi-beheading

>>150168633 (OP)
>It's a generic Zombie apocalypse story, but some of the zombies have super powers
Seems like one of the lamest options they could have taken with Marvel Zombies to be honest.

>>150169282
I am going to be honest, if they brutally kill Iron Heart i definitely will watch that episode only for that.

>>150168633 (OP)
>Zombie media in 2025
It's been fucking 15 years and 6 Walking Dead shows. I'm tired of zombies

>>150169562
Nah, she's go in a blaze of glory, that is if she dies

>>150169036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbp9JZlDAY
kino of the highest order

>>150169540
Calm down, Beau.

>>150169282
I don't think anyone is interested in their fates

But watching the no holds barred fight scenes might have some appeal

Moon Blade killing Ghost with swordsmanship is kinda cool

>>150169558
100% lmao this trailer has nowhere near enough scenes with Peter for me to believe he'll actually be a driving force in the show.

>>150168633 (OP)
I wish they would just ressurect Avengers emh or at least try a similar show.

>>150169656
>>150169558
look at the scene again, he will clearly fall directly into the horde.

>>150168633 (OP)
Meh the cannibal universe is better.

>>150169069
Wow thats lame

>>150168800
>>150168861
Yeah, this was announced around 2021-22, and was kept in shelves for a while before releasing. It's likely that at the time of it's production, they didn't have access to newer characters given they weren't fully developed yet (Sentry, some variant of the X-Men '97 cast, the FF, etc).

>>150169063
>Everyone's favorite marvel hero, black Panthers... wife?
Wrong universe

>>150168880
Moon Knight wasn't white in the first place, what are you on about?

I was regretting the day that we'd finally see this animated.

>>150168730
Uh blade is right there

>>150169873
huh?

>>150168633 (OP)
Zombie Wanda
Scott Lang's Head
Yelena Belova
Red Guardian
Valkyrie
Shang-Chi
Katy
Kate Bishop
U.S Agent
Agent Wu
Ms. Marvel
Ironheart

>>150170041
Let me guess, the ONLY good character there (US Agent) dies in the first episode

>>150168633 (OP)
Wowzers!!! I can’t wait for them to completely disregard all of Spider-Man’s abilities so they can hype up how grimdark and EDGY this world is by killing him off in the lamest fucking way possible and having him be the first to fall!!!

>>150168633 (OP)
>Marvel Zombies

>outrage faggots are now pretending Schlomo Knightenstein is a white character so they could bitch
Lmao.

>>150170156
Jews are White.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>the state of modern 4chan
Furnace is that way.

I can't even tell who most of these characters are, lmao.

>>150170041
WOWIE ZOWIE IT'S ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

>>150169648
Why do you think of Beau completely unprompted? Is his dick in your mouth right now?

>>150168933
Wasn't Storm in one of the what ifs? Didn't see it but I'm pretty sure they used Storm

Maybe there will be X-Men

>>150170147
the spidey-sense's one weakness, zombie captain america

>>150170147
At least it makes more sense here than it did in the original comic, 5-gems Thanos are pretty much impossible odds to win against.

>>150169743
Yeah, 21 days later but marvel would’ve been cooler and be more understandable on how the heroes got infected. I just know they’re going to make the avengers job in the most embarrassing ways possible just to justify them being infected.

>Marvel Zombies comic has a pretty unique premise
>let's make it a generic zombie story: capeshit edition
Time to admit /a/ was right and apologize.
Shot-for-shot manga adaptations are superior to in-name only Hollywood slop made by hacks who outright despite comics and their stories.

>>150170310
*despise
Fucking phone

>>150169732
The horde is such an obvious detail I found it unnecessary to bring up at all, but looking at the trailer again, the only other shot with Peter present has him alongside T'Challa preparing to fight in Wakanda lmao they're both gonna be first episode fodder

>>150170189
>Jews are White.
Nice try kike

>>150170249
I don't swing that way, Beau. Please refrain the unsolicited dick pics.

>>150168633 (OP)
>the only time they could make Daredevil, Punisher and Bullseye shine
>They're nowhere to be seen

>>150168633 (OP)
>generic brainless, non-verbal zombies
They have no idea what made Marvel Zombies fun

>>150170505
If this was announced as far back as >>150169778 then this would've been when Feige could start to use the characters but planned to do a soft-reboot (think of how Daredevil was changed for She-Hulk and how Born Again was going to be a lot different). He likely didn't think he was going to use Punisher or Bullseye then

>>150170676
I thought it was announced all the way back in 2018 when Disney+ was announcing its original shows for the first time

The reason there isn't many shots of Peter in the trailer is because he's going to become infected, but he's keeping his sanity like the comics through a mixture of feeding on Black Panther and the bit of magic that Strange can conjure

>>150170937
It was announced in 2022, after the zombie What If episode. It's supposed to follow up on that storyline

>>150170938
Strange is already dead though

>>150170310
Nah, the original Marvel Zombies was kooky as fuck. Even Kirkman said he had better ideas when Marvel asked him to do the miniseries, but Macchio told him to go the route of "what if zombies fought Galactus".

>>150171029
It was dumb slop, but it was entertaining dumb dumb slop. Considering it's Disney+ AND Zeb Wells, you can pretty much forget the "entertaining" part,
Also following most of the story from the perspective of horror villains (aka zombies) is a lot more unique and interesting than "survivors of the zombie apocalypse are fighting the mindless zombies" for the umptienth time.

>>150168633 (OP)
>still looks like shit
>still based on the shitty what if show (zombies is also shit so its a lose-lose situation)
>still the shitty roster of characters
>but now they can say peepeepoopoo words
garbage

>>150168848
>the guy marvel hates and will more than likely get zombified like in the comics is there pls clap?!?!

>>150171029
He had better ideas but that didn't get used but that had more to do with Millar and Land going overboard and making too many characters zombies in their UFF arc. So like Kirkman wanted to use Luke Cage or Hawkeye as the protagonist but they were already zombies in the UFF story

>>150170041
>Olsen gets top billing
>Her performance will probably be grunts and growls

>>150171029
>Kirkman said he had better ideas
more infidelity?

>>150171149
They'll probably asspull a way for Zombie Wanda to talk I suppose, it's retarded but it would at least explain why they'd bring her back for a role that she technically didn't even take in the original episode.

>>150168848
Spider-man will 100% die, he always dies in Marvel Zombies

>>150171149
>Her performance will probably be grunts and growls
hot

>>150171299
Maybe it'll briefly tie into MoM

When 616 Wanda was possessing her variants and living their lives

>>150169732
>>150169656
>>150169558
>>150169472
>>150170410
The background when he beheads the zombies is completely different than Wakanda at a different time of day. He still has the soul stone which repels zombies when used. He has a chance of surviving. Also they need the mcguffin stone.

>>150171568
It was the mind stone which repelled the zombies, and while, yes, Peter does have it on him, its effect was also nullified once Vision killed himself in the What If episode, if this wasn't enough, he also has to deal with a zombified Thanos possessing the 5 remaining infinity stones, Peter is fucked.

>>150168633 (OP)
The mcu is the real disease

can't even spell her name right, why not just go with Cigar Frog

>>150171941
I thought it lost its affect because it was no longer in use when Vision died, If Peter can withstand the power of one stone for a few seconds it could help him. Thanos also had the soul stone in his gauntlet already which makes no sense.
Peter is also in a giant creator which we later see get nuked by a yellow explosion... so idk, If he dies episode 1 im not watching the rest.

>>150168633 (OP)
Er, expected but I do hope we get a few cool designs out of this.

>>150168633 (OP)
Will Paul be in it

>>150168633 (OP)
i remember when i first saw a marvel zombies comic it just confused the fuck out of me

>>150169472
if this was anything like the comic book, spider-man getting infected would've been great seeing as how the story was mostly about him struggling with being a zombie and being one of the only ones to try and hold onto his morals instead of devolving into a hedonistic cannibal (iirc, the zombies are still basically human - they're only zombies because they start eating people and need to keep eating people or their cognitive functions decline to the point they act like a stereotypical zombie)

of course, because it's the mcu, we don't get anything interesting or cool like that so it doesn't matter at all if spidey becomes a zombie because, other than the powers, he won't be anything interesting. he'll just be a zombie with spider-man's powers without what made it interesting in the first place

I had a panic attack reading Marvel Zombies as a teenager. Seeing all my favorite heroes brutalized and eating the people they once protected just really got under my skin. I think what really made it awful was their keeping their powers and memories/personalities.

>>150168633 (OP)
>animated
WTF
What a ruined opportunity.

>>150169184
Spider-man

Man you guys are miserable cunts, I don't even disagree all that much (Kirkmans zombies was a better premise) but it feels like you guys just want to be miserable more then actually criticizing something

>>150174296
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Expect to hear generic Walking Dead zombies https://youtube.com/shorts/Z3v1HcpZsBE?si=etbCd5OxCoMiNd3u

>>150174062
Let me guess FtM tranny?

>>150174296
I don't want to be miserable but sence they insist on disappointing me then that's what they're going to get.

>>150169732
He isn't voiced. Neither is BP. Odds are they are taken out early while the main story is split upon on Blade, Red Guardian, ms. Marvel, Kate Bishop, the Chinese dude, and Yelena because of fucking course.

>>150174296
I didn't really like the Marvel Zombies comic I read back when I was younger, and I haven't liked most recent MCU things, so I don't see how I could end up liking this.

>>150172168
Is this a reference to The Battery? 2012 zombie flick about two baseball players?

Why are Zombie stories so fucking scared to go into the supernatural? It always needs to be some sci-fi virus bullshit, cut out the Sci-Fi and embrace the Fantasy by giving the horde a Lich leader!

Here's your protagonists bros... from a 2022 concept.

>>150174662
Because folklore zombies=black=bad. Which is why they had to use a fake name while the European vampires and werewolves were okay to print in comic books. Sci-fi flavored flesh eating ghouls like Night of the Living Dead are the approved way.

>>150174662
Because sci-fi viruses are better. Magic and fantasy shit could work with marvel zombies but in most cases you want to present this scenario in a way people could invision irl.

>>150174789
>Because sci-fi viruses are better.
LAME, thats what they are!

>>150168633 (OP)
kys marvel shill, I'm not watching anything written or directed by zeb, nigger, wells.

>>150174662
The original Hunger Virus is supernatural in nature. Marvel Zombies established it was "something" that Magneto made a deal with, then it was some sort of supernatural entity who targetted superhumans as the most effective way to spread the virus. The only thing that could turn people back to normal was Dormammu's flame. Any other cure simply destroyed the zombies.

Who are these two supposed to be?

>>150174296
Feige has no one to blame but himself

I have no idea who any of those non zombies are. How would a zombie Thanos know how to use the infinity gauntlet? Where is Ultron?

>>150170121
based

>>150175404
Ultron is banned for story development reasons. Non-fleshy ones can't be infected.

>>150170676
That doesn't really excuse not at least having Daredevil. He's been "back" since 2021, and has already appeared in an animated show.

>>150175404
>How would a zombie Thanos know how to use the infinity gauntlet?
in Marvel Zombies the zombies keep their cognitive abilities, they are completely aware of what they are doing but unable to stop themselves

>>150175378
Eternals probably, that's likely why no one even recognizes them

So a sequel to the what if episode? Wonder what the chance is they end the threat with an infinity snap?

>>150174062
Same
>>150174353
Obsessed

>>150170041
unbelievably cringe. who the fuck asked for awkafina to come back?

>>150175575
Reminds me a bit of The Sadness, where the zombies cry before attacking.

>>150168633 (OP)
Well. that looks fucking awful

>>150168633 (OP)
I can't stand this cel-shaded style they always go for. Feels less like a commitment to making animated Marvel cartoons and more like a cheaper alternative to making additional MCU series for D+.

>>150175518
Would Ultron even care? (wrong word I suppose), he would actually welcome the extinction correct?

>>150176725
They are still living dead which is too much living.

>>150176754
OK. This would be perfect for Ultron then. Another question, if a Symbiote were to attach itself to a zombie, would the Symbiote become a zombie?

Isn't the hulk immune in what if? I didn't watch it but if he is how the fuck is abomination even infected?

>>150176908
His fate is left ambiguous as he starts fighting Wanda at the end of the episode, since she shows up in this trailer it's safe to assume she probably ended up killing him

>>150175211
Magneto started the outbreak? Where was this dormmamu cure stuff ever mentioned?

>>150175378
Looks like the actor who plays zeemo. Idk who that is behind.

>>150174842
That would be Liches and magic.

>>150176929
Guess I'll just watch the episode since I have Disney plus. Is the rest of it worth a watch? Or should I just watch the zombie episode to be up to date

Marvel Zombies continues to be the dumbest shit ever. I’m not even a Thor fan and I sighed looking at this panel baka

>>150176972
The episode itself is pretty shit and I'd only suggest watching it if you REALLY want a proper setup for this show (which probably won't really matter since 2 of the 3 remaining characters by the end of it are most definitely gonna die within the first episode of this), as for the rest of What If, I mean, fuck me man, I never really kept up with it all that much aside from my morbid interest in MZ making me watch that specific episode, so I can't tell you much about whether the rest of it is worth watching or not, I do know Strange's episode in season 1 is generally well received, though.

>>150168667
fpbp

>>150176972
Yes, watch What If. If you are already paying for Disney plus, watch it. Ultron is freeking bad ass in it.

>>150168633 (OP)
Cool.

Zombies, when was the last time anyone was excited for zombies?

>>150168667
FPBP

>>150168707
It's infuriatingly plain.

Yeah I definitely want to see characters I know and love as grimdark husks biting people and otherwise not acting how they should. Why not adapt Ruins while your at it

Why do people like zombies again? At least amarvel

>>150176929
another disney MCU project that shits on the hulk just to spite universal

>>150168730
>>150168868
You know, people from other countries don't feel the need to shit up threads talking about their unrelated politicians the way Americans do.

>>150168633 (OP)
Blade x Ghost was cool ngl

>>150177285
Eh, I'd say he was always doomed in this particular case, Hulk always had a terrible track record in grimdark elseworlds

>>150177224
I would like Marvel Zombies if there were actual zombies instead of everything just being "evil cannibal versions of superheroes with a bunch of extra bullshit powers."

bump

>>150168633 (OP)

So they're taking the worst characters and making them the leads?

They have learned NOTHING!!!FACT!!!

>>150168730
>>not a single cool white male characters
>>only tough girlbosses and negros while white men are once again sidelined as effeminite comic relief
>this is why Trump won btw.

100% unironically correct and why he'll get a third term!!!FACT!!!

Did DCseased do zombies better? I read some issues and speed through others but it seems they at least cared about their characters a lot more than the original zombies run. Especially with the rules on who can and can't get infected

>>150178596
>>150178603
good to see you, man. i didn’t know you posted here. i thought you were a /tv/ only kind of guy. i always smirk when i see your posts. FACT!

>>150168689
Zeb wells?! Ah fuck.

>>150168730
Trump won because of Marvel Movies? Ok retard.

>>150168992
Yeah that character is pretty lame. They should have at least given her a cool panther or animal-esque outfit instead of just some bald chick wearing boring clothes. These are superheroes we’re talking about, who is buying a fucking Okoye figure?

>>150169974
He looks brown as fuck there, browner than oscar isaac

>>150178664
deecee will always be worse since all they do is copy Marvel

>>150168707
Everyone looks smug and doughy, wretched little homunculi of their real actors.

>>150178759
He honestly might have, Americans are retarded.

>>150168730
The cool white male characters are the foundational ones for the MCU and thusly zombified to be the main threat.

>>150169974
He's not white in the MCU, which the show is using.

>>150178917
Marvel shill spotted

>>150178664
DCeased wasn't a good comic but it did have more thought put into it compared to some of Marvel Zombies

Marvel Zombies is generally more for the comedy/gore aspect but there's a balancing act to it because if it goes wrong then everything gets scrutinized because there was not enough care about who could become a zombie or whatever to begin with

>>150179208
spotted a rare deeceecuck

>>150168633 (OP)
>3D
>2 seconds in and already seeing le ebic Wakandans
>Ms Marvel
>OCs
Fucking hell Disney

>>150168633 (OP)
>Marvel Studios sits on making bank and getting cred from just doing a cool live action Blade movie, but cranks out a CG variant version for a Disney+ bit that isn't even about vampires
What a bizarre studio.

>>150179248
Look gramps, this isn't the early 2010s anymore, all you Marvel shills ever did was get upset whenever people complain about Marvel and point to whatever DC's doing, and now Marvel is a bigger joke than DC is

>>150168633 (OP)
This looks like ass. The zombies dont talk and are far more incompetent than in the comics.

>>150174662
Intent I guess. A mind virus/reanimation etc will bring back the dead in a way that has them shambling around at whatever level of mindless you prefer, with hope for a cure or immunization. It leads to things like witnessing a beloved character turn into less than an animal, or people boxing in loved ones that are surely too far gone in the hopes of a fix. If it's just Skeleton Asshole uses Staff Of Bone Puppets to do his bidding then you know to kill that dude and you're set. "I hear there's a survivor in Rhode Island thinks he's found a way to neutralize the virus so the dead can rest" is a bit easier to work with than "rumors speak of a mage in the eastern faelands who has crafted a purity medallion that will dispel the dark magykks"

>>150179395
Sorry deeceebuck but Marvel will always be the top dog.

>>150176377
I did. I didn't even watch Shang Chi but I asked for her to come back specifically to spite you anon.

>>150168633 (OP)
nah im good

This is the most nothing project in the MCU. Not just because it's another "What if..." project, not that it's lead by the Z-list of Z-Listers, but because the story won't matter for fuck all because we're getting Battleworld in Doomsday

>>150174062
faggot

>>150168633 (OP)
Oh cool, Hunter's Moon, that's a weird thing to have, but I'm down for-
>it's blade dressed as Moon Knight
Oh, that's kinda lame.

>>150174662
because cultural appropiation or sumthing
its the main reason why they avoid zombie sometimes

>>150176993
thats because they have to follow the "sue is the strongest" narrative

>>150168667
FPBP

>>150168633 (OP)
could be cool