Thread 150172907

China gave us the most progressive film ever made.

It’s an anti racism pro gay anti institution revolutionary movie staring a Chindian queer femme boy.

Movie of the year

Nalakuvara

>>150172995
>believing chicom numbers

ur retarded

>>150173254
Why is it the only one rounded up

wtf even is this shit?

>>150173254
>Every movie is given as an exact dollar amount
>Ne Zha II is rounded to the nearest 10 million
Not suspicious at all

>>150173287
Peak fiction

>>150173270

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films

>>150173309
>>150173354

>>150173354
>Still rounded to the nearest $10,000 when not a single other movie does this.
Uh-huh

>>150172995
Why is the amount of money a movie made almost perfectly matched with how much it sucked shit.

I swear, it's like one particular bugman trying to shill this shit aggressively, all these threads start the exact same way too and it's not exactly hard to notice.

>>150173526
Name a better animated movie than ne zha 2 that came out in the last 10 years

shill alert shill alert

>>150173637
Cope

>>150173653
You're not exactly subtle at this Wong

>>150173572
Reminds me of this video I saw explaining why China's nominal GDP was stagnating over the last few years, where all of the top-voted comments were people saying "yeah China will collapse any day now lol" all using the laughing to tears emoji, even though the video never claims that. What's funny is that the replies calling them out on it actually had more likes than their original comments.

>>150173682
> Wong
You are wrong Wong

>>150173637
>>150173682
>doesn't even try to disguise his posts while using the same images all in the span of a month
China isn't sending their best lol

>>150173572
Feels like one of yours trying to cause controversy

>>150173691
>where all of the top-voted comments were people saying "yeah China will collapse any day now lol" all using the laughing to tears emoji, even though the video never claims that
It's because are tired of the decade+ of "china exposed!!" or whatever type shit saying that so there's a kneejerk reaction from the other direction

>>150173757
One of who's?

>>150173771
>broken english reply
lol

>>150173748
China Sent nobody

>>150173254
>>150172995
>trusting official chinese numbers
>China has stopped releasing hundreds of official statistical data points, including detailed youth unemployment figures, land sales, and foreign investment data, making it difficult to assess the true state of its economy.
>Examples of Disappearing Data
>Youth Unemployment: In August 2023, China abruptly stopped publishing youth unemployment data, stating a need to adjust the calculation method, just as the numbers were set to hit a new record high.
>Land Sales: Data on land sales, a crucial indicator of the struggling real estate market, has gone missing.
>Foreign Investment: Real-time data on foreign investor inflows and outflows from China's stock exchanges has also been discontinued.

How are these siblings different colours?

>>150173820
nobody cares shill

>>150173798
Obviously they sent you considering your very specific ESL posts started only a month ago in the lead up to the international release, which obviously had little effect

>>150173811
https://www.the-numbers.com/box-office-records/worldwide/all-movies/cumulative/all-time

It will update soon

>>150173771
>Broken English
That aside the fact that they all ended their comments with the exact same emoji was pretty fucking telling. There's coincidence and then there's like 10 comments formatted in a nearly identical way.

>>150173854
No. Never been to China.

>>150173848
You cared enough to respond shill

>>150173862
It's because Chinese bots/shills are even less subtle than the street shitters which is hilarious when you think about it.

>>150173890
The street shitters say whatever they want while chink shills must only say what the CCP allows them to. It's why you don't see chinks thirst posting everywhere, while jeets will never stop harassing every female they come across and asking for bobs and vagene.

>>150173976
>>150173959
>>150173798
>>150173653
>>150173624
>those filenames
what a dumb shill.
we know you are the only one spamming this nobody bug movie here

>>150173344
Jesus, anon, this is a blue board!

>>150174052
It’s not porn

>>150174047
> we know you are the only one spamming this nobody bug movie here

i like him

>>150174238
Nezha loves him because he’s gay

Bump

Wife

>>150173830
The one and only one!

>Movie is very quality and made money. Go see!
>Not working
>UH...
>Movie is very gay and proggresive! GO SEE.

ne zha threads on here make everyone seethe so much for no reason, i hope they keep getting made as a top tier troll tactic

>>150175029
DESU, it's only trolling if people keep seething. If haters just ignore them, then the Ne Zha threads become normal discussion threads

>>150175029
I don't really see how recognizing something so obvious is seething, everyone's just pointing out the shameless shilling.

>>150174946
>the movie is better than all movies that came out this year so far

>>150175119
Lewd nezha

>>150175029
China is the current big boogeyman as the west sinks into the sea, it's impossible to have a normal thread about anything chinese

>>150173820
their parents look like this

>>150175131
The funny part is China is sinking along with them, they just make a concerted effort to cover it all up with their propaganda apparatus just like the Soviets did before them.

>>150175119
because sometimes the ne zha threads becomes normal discussion, until someone comes in to seethe just because we wanted to chat about a film that got a wide release english dub recently?

>>150175173
I've skimmed a bunch of Ne Zha threads out of curiosity and it's always just >>150174946 of the same handful of people regurgitating the same style of posts.

>>150175238
People were discussing muzha and jinzha last thread and nezha’s hair and a bit about his indian origins

And obvioisly a film known for having a fujo fanbase would get a bunch of fujos commenting

>>150175122
>IT QUALITY.
You're not very good at shilling.

I hope the people that seethed about getting some brown/tan nezha in merch dont scare off the studio from making brown/tan ne zha in merch in the future. I like the variety

>>150175477
https://youtu.be/jq8TSk79q9I?feature=shared

>>150173572
>>150172907 (OP)
>>150172995
Why is it (allegedly) popular, anyway?
I've seen the trailers and all, looks so mediocre, like, yeah the graphics are ok and all, but nothing about it indicates anything special at all.

>>150175632
>The single guy that actually has a following promoting this slop is fucking Schaffrillas
LOL

>>150175709
I mean, it's not. Not really anyway. Not to anyone that doesn't live in China or those that don't care what that hive tends to produce. I like a handful of Chinese movies and even some bits of animation when they're not just trying to ape Japan or America but this one does not deserve the obviously manufactured shill campaign for it at all. I think it's just a case of China attempting a soft power prestige play but no one outside of their borders is really catching on to it which is how you get a movie that supposedly made so much money yet only has a 99% domestic box office.

>>150175774
Yeah... it smells to me like they saw that Disney wasn't doing too good in the animation department, so they decided to throw in the big numbers to make it seem like they are the next big thing in animation.

>>150175723
https://youtu.be/EFbUhLm83SE

>>150175709
> I've seen the trailers
But not the movie…
lol

sinophobic Canadian

https://old.reddit.com/r/NeZha/comments/1n7162n/john_campea_said_ne_zha_2_made_no_money_and_the/

>>150176205
He's probably right, China lies about everything and you don't see other movies hit more than a billy like that and have virtually no audience outside of the home country. Even their gachaslop has a pretty large non-Chinese audience so it's not like people are swearing off Chinese crap on principle.

>>150176259
No he’s wrong and married to a Filipino woman

>>150176295
What does marrying a Flip have to do with anything? Also the CCP lies like they need air to breathe, I would not trust a word from their state apparatus this is fact.

>>150173344
Anal addict

>>150176338
Filipinos are ccp propaganda

>>150173344
People thought this was a girl with no shirt on?

>>150175723
Probably because he has brain damage from the accident.

Hey China
Can you hurry up and invade Taiwan already so we can get WW3 over with and out of the way? I'm tired of waiting. Thanks.

>>150176561
https://youtu.be/UI5-L5_yBn0?feature=shared

>>150176608
China shills must be desperate if they have to break out the accused child groomer lol

>>150176616
You’re a pedo

Nezha 2 had so many factors that led to its success. Movie of highly beloved franchise tends to make a lot of money.

Inside Out 2 made almost double the amount of Inside Out resulting it being the highest grossing movie of 2024

A lesser version of the Lion King still made over 1.6 billion.

Moana 2 reach a billion despite it being mainly disliked (almost double of the original)

The 1st Nezha Film made over 700 million and became the highest grossing Chinese animated film in the top 25.

Alongside the release date on Chinese New Year, it is no wonder Nezha was such a success. If Google AI is correct, a movie ticket in China ranges from $4-$7 USD. It would mean that even if half of the population gone, it could reach at least 2 billion.

>>150176782
>Nezha 2 had so many factors that led to its success
It's really only a single factor tho "watch movie or get organs harvested for glory of CCP"

>>150176808
Or the movie is just that good

>>150176850
If it was people in other countries that are actually free would be watching it in significant numbers. There's no barriers to entry, foreign people already play Chinese gachaslop. They're shilling this movie heavily and virtually no one is falling for it because you can't force people to watch something mid if they live outside of communist China.

>>150176902
> mid
Peak

Hoes mad?

>>150176582
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSAGBwSqk/

That kpop movie was overrated.
This guy said ne zha 2 was better.

https://youtu.be/ESqS73T1_wM?feature=shared

>>150173691
I just found that video. Let me guess, tldr news? It absolutely was full of the typical smears and narratives used in every "china is collapsing" video, down to the fucking ghost cities thing that people were mocking China for 10 years ago. Now it's saying that China is making all its people poor which goes against any stats from even fucking western source.
Of course people were shitting on it, but pretend they're all bots anyway. Meanwhile it's fucking twitter that's full of a Indian bots spewing far right pro israel pro musk MAGA shit.

>>150175165
>The funny part is China is sinking along with them
Two weeks

Movie of the year!

>>150177083
>>150177077

Apart from Ne Zha and Ao Bing being gay, what are your plot predictions for movie 3?

>>150177662
Nezha has sex with Ao bing

>>150177662
Shen Gongbao dies

>>150177687
Everyone knows Ne Zha and Ao Bing are going to be gay in the next movie, there is no need to predict it

>>150177712
But China might censor it and ban their own $2 billion movie for being gay

My wife comes back

>>150177741
now that you mention her, i hope we do see her again, even in a small capacity

>>150177755
I hope she's not pilled like the rest of them

>>150177662
Crana drinks Ao Run's piss

Lewd

>>150177662
They had a baby together?

>>150177662
Something bad happens to Ao Guang

>>150174071
Not with that attitude

so now that ao guang is no longer guarding the demons, they're just all wandering the earth right now?

>>150173254
>Uh-huh
What a nice round number, almost like how a government would fund something. Its almost like the attempt to manufacture hype around Nezha mirrors the same methods employed on black myth wukong in the gaming spheres. A chinese game, heavily subsidized by his government which purchases copies which it distributes, with a high percentage being free to claim a success for what is ultimately a middling product.
China is attempting to prove itself as a powerful AAA developer instead of just a parasite that purchases foreign developers. See:Tencent.

>>150179307

>>150175173
The discussion managed to settle into normal movie discussion until you showed up.

>>150177662
Xiaobao joins in because he's the actual hot shota in this super gay movie and there's plenty of room for 3 (especially when your MC gets 3 heads)

>>150179307
lmao anon do you think if I buy a $12 ticket, the Chinese government will have to top up $49,999,988 to get it back to the nice round figure? Or is maybe just that they report in more general figures?

>>150179379
>300 year old with two 3 year olds
Anon...

someone made a mural and put a demon-pilled Ao Bing in the center of it

>>150178513
Perv

Some concept art:
https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/201908/22/WS5d5e2afea310cf3e355674d7_4.html

>>150179923
There's several more pages of it if you click on the link, but it makes me glad we got the final design

>>150179899
Cute