Thread 150177895

Thoughts on this cat?

I wish he'd hurry up and date the Ladybug already..

>>150177895 (OP)
catto sexo
mira culous sexxxxo

Betrayed by every single person in his life. A trophy boyfriend. Now almost irrelevant with a whole team of superheroes and their own little dramas. Tragic.

>>150177895 (OP)
awsome cosplayers when its actually young men
i dont care about anything else

>>150177895 (OP)
gato sexo

I'm not gay or anything, but for some reason I have a desperate urge to be balls deep inside him.

>>150178319
How is he straight again? dude is the most flamboyant motherfucker ever

>>150177961
He is, he just doesn't realize it yet.

The previous thread died out, so to the person who asked about Zoé hanging out with Marinette and her friends: it's only outside of school—she's in the grade below her.

>>150178683
He craves dick. He just doesn't know it yet.

>>150178818
Would make for a very fun episode!

The Sandboy just checked in

>>150178319
>inside him
Suit yourself.
I want HIM to rail ME.

>>150178915
I want both. I never understood this meme that gays are either tops or bottoms.

>>150178936
Some people are more passive while others want more control

>>150178172
Post some. I'm not sure I've ever seen Chat cosplayed by anyone other than they/them girls and fat ugly dudes
Also he looks fucking terrible in the new season

Gays

Kitty love

>>150179618
if only dudes were real

>>150178159
We might get something later this month with "Mister Agreste".

Imagine peeling his precum-soaked, bare cock out of that latex

>>150180513
And it won't matter by the end as the status-quo enforces itself again. That boy literally isn't allowed to know anything about anything, only to be Ladybug's gimp and meatshield

>>150181087
I think the show recognizes that Marinette's situation is ultimately unsustainable, and she knows it; even if it's not resolved by the end of the episode, it's clear she has a huge problem on her hands.

>>150180795
That's illegal.

>>150178319
>>150178818
>>150178915
>>150178936
>>150178971
It's only gay if balls are touching.

>>150177895 (OP)
The hatsune miku of prison gay fags: derivative, low risk and devoid of substance. This is not even facing the fact that young male characters in the show are just like the young female characters with the character creation sliders altered slightly for flat chests or marginally square outlines. Out of all the characters to simp for in a homosexual way, you choose the safe one which is very close to female character design. You are somehow super faggy but don't even have the audacity to go full homo. You might as well just stick to women if this is the level of taste you have for young men and save yourself from going to hell in the process, you are choosing to have the worst of both worlds. I mean even most women who are into latex often rock short hair or pixie cuts anyway from what I have seen.

>>150182802
I'll strap ours together with his tail.

>>150181487
>Marinette's situation is ultimately unsustainable
But it'll be sustained anyway, even if it means rewriting time and space itself to keep Adrien completely out of the loop.

>>150178319
>I'm not gay
Oh? This entire thread looks like another invasion from lgtbbq.

>>150183092
>I mean even most women who are into latex often rock short hair or pixie cuts anyway from what I have seen.
Yours must be a limited selection. You may want to peruse >>>/s/latex for a selection preferred by gentlemen of refined tastes.

>>150183638
Well, they're rather slow on it.

Episode recording:
https://www.instagram.com/stories/ezraweisz/3713575463391679236

>>150178906
Hey! Comment ça va ?

>>150178906
We need the rest of the regulars.

Mmm peanus

>>150188186
That is the wrong kind of depravity.

Will this thread survive the night? OP, once again, failed to add a meaningful title.

He's from a bad show.

>>150178159
This. Chat Noir should have been Felix

>>150187230
The cat should play with the mouse more

>>150188869
Why do they always do that?

>>150177895 (OP)
depends. how's his foot game?

French boy, likely smelly and uncircumcised

>>150188916
I think it's improved lately.

Gabriel won

>>150190183
You mean unmutilated, fucking weirdo american shithead

>>150190183
>smelly
obviously. hes a teenage boy clad in latex hopping around everywhere.
>uncircumcised
what is with americans and loving jews?

Ezra's working on another episode dub.

>>150192521
>Latex
His suit is actually made from boyfriend material, get your facts straight.

>>150192521
>what is with americans and loving jews?
Jews have provided us with decades of great entertainment and comedy and hot jewesses.
All they ask in return is your undying obedience and your foreskin.

>>150193006
i dont think youre in any position to about anything "straight"

>>150190183
I will have fun washing it.

>>150194213
For me, I love masturbating with my foreskin

>>150194386
Can you get off using JUST your foreskin? Well plus your hand.

>>150194434
yes? thats literally how a penis works

>>150194434
I'm not gonna go into the details om masturbation technique in this board.

>>150194570
fair
>>150194458
I meant if you could stimulate ONLY the foreskin and not the tip or shaft at all. Would there be enough nerves to reach climax?

>>150189620
I have no idea but the pattern is clear.

>>150192304
That was messed up.

>>150194656
>I meant if you could stimulate ONLY the foreskin and not the tip or shaft at all. Would there be enough nerves to reach climax?
you would feel your foreskin getting touched, and yes im sure you could easily climax. its on the tip of your fucking cock attached the skin of shaft, you probably have ball ache for like 2 hours before you come though, it would be gooning if anything

Why doesn't bug simply peg the cat?

>>150196520
Neither of them realize it.

Anyway, who got the cookbook?

>>150197000
In Florida or California, maybe.

>>150197000
Adrien, you're in Portland, you're gonna get raped and killed.

>>150198241
Never heard of it. When did it come out?

>>150197000
What the FUCK this is official?? I image searched it 100% convinced it was one of those cheap nasty porn comics and hoping to enjoy it

>>150199813
>this is official?
Can confirm, yes. It went off the rails, unintentionally, so it is ended.
There is still an Italian comic and also a Japanese manga, both are still running.

>>150199800
A couple of months ago, I think.
>>150200199
You have the Italian comics?

>>150197000
This might be the only instance where I'd prefer seeing a male in a female's place in an instance of ENF

>>150200296
>You have the Italian comics?
Sorry, no, just an image or two from the authors twitter feed.

>>150177895 (OP)
Does anyone have any trappish/femboy Chat Noir requests?
>>150197000
Nice trips
>>150199813
kek It 100% looks like a porn comic. That dialogue is straight from a rape doujin.

>>150197000
Why are they fucking naked?! First Marinette one now Adrien?

>>150197000
Okay, so I can believe this is official, but there's no way this is >>150200602

>>150200925
>Does anyone have any
No. Not at all.

Anyone care to translate?

>>150202430
While we wait for a translatior, we can add this one too.

>>150197000
If Adrien had met the black kids instead of Marinette, no one would have complained.

>>150200983
>Story opens with the kids at the beach; Chloe steals Marinette's clothes while she's changing as a joke
>An Akuma attacks and Marinette must transform in the buff
>Immediately after the Akuma is defeated, superheroes from New York City warp in and demand she and Chat travel with them to deal with a giant trash Akuma
>They both end up powering down on the NYC streets. Adrien was already in his swim trunks, but Marinette is outright naked
>She runs into a bunch of burly-looking ghetto-stereotype black men who are looting a hospital and tries asking them for help. Turns out they're actually relief workers moving medical supplies to areas being hit hard by thr Akuma
Asstruck actually wrote this and tried to insist that it was all supposed to be a lesson in not judging by first appearances, but the readers didn't care as they screamed that he was racist. The comic was cancelled on the spot and later erased from canon in favor of the NYC special episode.

>>150204240
I remember that comic. The first thing I thought was, "I don't care if they're good or bad people. No one in their right mind would go near a group that looks like that."
One of them has a welding mask on for some reason.

>but the readers didn't care as they screamed that he was racist.
The mistake was not including a mixed group of blacks and whites. Blacks aren't the only poor people in New York.

>Marinette walks in on you jerking off
>sees you're watching Ladybug porn
>gives you this look
wat do

>>150204689
Evict the imposter.
The real bug is streamlined.

>>150192304
Gabriel wanted to live though

>>150204689
cum in her butt

>>150206205
Everybody does, but he also had no intention of being taken alive.

>>150206248
He had no chance of being taken alive because he was gonna crumble into dust unless he wished himself free of his Cataclysm. His goal was to use the wish to save himself and his wife before he died. Instead he opted to kill himself a few minutes before he died anyway. That's not a win, that's giving up.

>>150178319
I haven't watched this show and I too want to fuck him and be fucked by him.

>>150177895 (OP)
To sexy for his hat

>>150206324
It's shocking how much Adrien doesn't know.

>>150204240
Lol lmao even
These liberal Frenchies do live in their own bubble. If I was a black man and I saw 6 bald white men heading towards me. Im not gonna think maybe theyre some cancer survivor group. I'm gonna cross the street to safety