Thread 150178627

>LARS
>GET ME PREGNANT RIGHT NOW
>NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Emerald coming out as the first ever straight gem is so stunning and schway

>>150178627 (OP)
>No.

>>150178647
There was uhhhhhhhhh, Rose. And uhhhhhhhh, Amethyst was implied to have been into Greg?

>>150178627 (OP)
Not fat enough for his taste sorry

>>150178797
They're bisexual, Peridot is the only gem not attracted to other gems

>>150178797
>Amethyst was implied to have been into Greg
Not really. She just liked hanging out with him because didn't really have any other friends

I want to have a threesome with them while Sadie sits on the cuck chair

>>150178838
>Relax, dude. I've seen your junk before.

>>150178647
Isn't Steven straight?

>>150178911
Hell no, if he was straight he would have fucked gems

>>150178627 (OP)
>>150178746
how expertly do you think this pink nigger (pigger, if you will) dodges Emeralds request for child support payments?

>>150178822
I love this Dorito gremlin like you wouldn't believe

>>150179614
She was too good for SU

>>150179614
Honestly I only cared about her when she had the limb enhancers. It's like night and day, every scene without them I go oh alright she's back I guess. The magnet powers might've been cool if they fucking mattered.

>>150179681
>Honestly I only cared about her when she had the limb enhancers
I like her gremlin version more because with limb enhancers she felt too much like a homeworld drone, she has a lot more potential when she's free to build and do whatever she wants
>The magnet powers might've been cool if they fucking mattered.
Entirely the writers' fault for not making her use them effectively

>>150179697
Damn it. My brain imagined Peridot cosplaying Magneto with the helmet perched on top of her hair Dorito because it doesn't fit otherwise.

>>150178627 (OP)
I still find it weird she never appeared after this episode, just like Carnelian and the Skinny Jasper, wasted opportunity imo

>>150180271
Didn't skinny jasper have a cameo in that steven universe future episode where Steven has the most awkward family reunion ever with the Rose Quartzes that looked exactly like his mom?

>>150179697
>The magnet powers might've been cool if they fucking mattered
She poofed Jasper with her powers. Also saved Bismuth with them in the fight against White Diamond.

>>150180791
True but she could have done way more than even that. Peridot would be totally OP if she used her magnetism to it's full potential

>>150179697
ahhh that image makes me realize the wasted potential

>>150179681
Biggest mistake was ditching those. They were a cool ability and completed her design. She didn't have to wear them all the time, but at least let her have her level up.

>>150181119
I disagree, the whole point was that she was dependent on them and she eventually learned to be herself. They didn't "complete her design", whatever that means and while they were kind of useful they were only good for homeworld tasks, she can build more useful stuff

Can Perifags stop derailing every SU thread?

>>150182139
Sad we never got a full body shot

>>150182139
It's not our fault everyone wants to talk about her instead anon, if you're not gonna post your own gem someone else will post a different one

It was hot when Sadie trapped him on the island and prison gayed him into fucking. Boss babe shit

>>150182188
Sadie would never put out

>>150182139
Nah bitch, watch this drive.

>>150178838
Before Steven was born, Amethyst was the child of the family. Rose dying for Steven was the catalyst for her maturing (slightly.) I feel Li'l Butler the character is based on her expectations on what Steven's function would be.

>>150182139
Not a chance.

My wife

garnet is ugly

>>150178918
Jasper took his cherry

>>150178627 (OP)
Pregnant Emerald... hmm

>>150183740
>Jasper took his credibility
ftfy

>>150178838
This is what adult with autism sounds like when they can't read between the lines.

>>150181208
>they were only good for homeworld tasks
I didn't realize only homeworld gems need to get things from the top shelf.

I'll take one cheeto puff in need of a hug, to go, please.

>>150178627 (OP)
Let's just say Steven won't be the only human-gem hybrid soon

>>150184539
She can just magnet stuff off the top shelf.

>>150184587
I don't know if Lars even count as a human anymore.

>>150178647
>>150178838
>>150178797
Rose was into Pearl and Amethyst has fucked Vidalia. Bi. And Steven is half human.

Emerald though, she don’t need no woman. Straighty can’t stop chasing that Lars

>>150187065
>rose was into pearl
That's why she didn't reciprocate her obvious feelings for 6000 years, right?

Even pearl admits in the song "I was fine with the men who would come into her life now and again"
yeah, it fits the rhyme, but it also implies that Rose only got with men over the years.

>>150184539
Now you know

>>150178627 (OP)
She didn't say that

>>150178627 (OP)
My only confort about the tragic arrival of this series is that Rebecca will never give Lars gem pussy.
That and that grearl is canon.

>>150188353
>be /freak/
>for years anyone who actually wants a straightship that isn't with the literal child gets demonized
>grearl comic drops last year
>6 gorillion 9/11s for the rest of the fandom

That was a good day.

GIWTWM

>>150178838
she canonically transformed into Rose and let him fuck her

>>150189757
Okay, I believe these two were an item, but what makes you think she specifically shape shifted into her? If thay was the case, why would had Greg reacted so badly when she shapeshifted as Rose during the episode?

>>150188915
Comic? I thought that was just some random art.

>>150178627 (OP)
It's crazy Lars is getting his own spinoff show. Imagine telling that to someone during season one.

haven't heard anything of the Lars spinoff; is Emerald going to be in it?

Isn't Lars a trans boy tho?
How can you call this a victory for straight people

I love her

Peridot would've said yes if Steven asked

>>150189962
True, Steven's gay as fuck for not doing it

>>150178822
because she's attracted to human men instead.

>>150190597
Exactly

>>150188353
SU fans are the gayest people alive yet somehow very biphobic. The idea of a gem dating a man is so upsetting to them that even Rebecca started noticing this behavior.

>>150190711
I just fucking hate lars nigga.

built for bouncing on a young man's big cock while her wife watches

>>150190711
I wish Ammy was dating me

>>150178627 (OP)
>straight couple in a Rebecca Sugar cartoon
Go to your room and think about what you've done.

>>150190892
Are you serious

>>150190892
We get it you hate Shelby
You're not the only one

>>150186109
Cute

>>150182188
They were THIRSTY for each other

>>150183984
And THIS is what a coomer with shipping goggles on sounds like when they completely miss the point of a story because they can't conceptualize platonic relationships in fiction

>>150192681
There's actually tons of subtext and clues within that episodes that shows that Greg and Amethyst had a short fling that wasn't entirely platonic.
You have autism.

>>150178746
I havnt watched this sbit since it got too gay after s1. Lars is supposed to be cool now? Wtf?

>>150192638
>Got cucked by a gay giganigga
So much for that.

>>150190711
I think the opinions of gays on bisexuals may be the most hateful in the entire LGBT ecosystem.

>>150183653
Friends :)

>>150193527
He dodged a bullet

>>150188205
Not with her mouth, no

>>150192638
>They were THIRSTY for each other
that they were

>tfw there's probably a Nephrite that has to deal with her boss' obsession with Lars on the daily
>tfw she hears about the one who got corrupted into a Centipede
>tfw she thinks she'd prefer that over this assignment

>>150192638
I can't believe Uncle Grandpa killed that ship.

>>150190711
I just thought it was odd people where REEEEEIng about how it made no sense, when people bonding over the death of a mutual friend or love interest is one of the oldest tropes.

>>150178647
>>150187065
Do not be surprised if Lars of the Stars reveals she had an old girlfriend who was like abusive to her and that’s why she’s such a schizo for her ships.

>>150197908
>straight pornography on a blue board
guess we're doing that now!

>>150197988
I don't see how it's necessarily straight or pornography anon. I guess you could call it softcore

>>150194230
It’s the closet thing to straight in their community and they’re scared of people who can reproduce.

>>150192638
Man I'm pretty sure your exes new girlfriend has stubble. That's pretty pathetic Lars.

... wanna make out?