Thread 150178697

It's fine. I don't really feel strongly about it one way or another.

>>150178697 (OP)
same happened in the comic

REEEEEE I FUCKING HATE WOMEN! THEY OWE ME SEX FOR DOING THE BARE MINIMUM!

>>150178717
True.

>>150178976
You will die alone and childless and there's not you can or will do about it.

>>150179004
>Implying hopeless simps won't die alone and childless
Lmao. She'll dump you for someone more useful the moment you start fading, and haha if you think that child is yours or will care about the mangina "dad".

>>150178697 (OP)
Remember when you complained about love triangles and The Office? Well women are getting their revenge on all of Hollywood.

>>150178697 (OP)
it was a good movie, Bob and Yelena are cute

>>150178697 (OP)
This didn’t need to be a team movie at all. Yelena and Bob are pretty much the only truly fleshed out characters.

>>150179004
And That's a Good Thing (™)

They would've left superheroes and star wars alone but you had to point out the laugh tracks and ruin everything that they liked.

>>150178697 (OP)
I can't even imagine being this retarded

>>150178697 (OP)
Bait used to be believable

>>150179566
I mean you can literally consider this the greatest movie ever but denying that it's feminism propaganda is ridiculous

>>150179616
The women are hopeless sadsacks explicitly in a gang of expendable losers and the mc has nothing going for her but her job and is borderline suicidal. The power of hope and connection are propped up, not any particular gender.

stop bumping this bait thread you absolute fucktards, do none of you know the concept of saging?

>>150178717
>>150179004
stfu cunt

>>150178697 (OP)
This is legit the most overrated capeshit film ever made, you would think it was GOTG level the way people were glazing it.

>>150179698
OP gulping down dicks like they've been cursed to breathe hog instead of air is nothing new. If this can be a new thunderbolts thread I'm open to it. I thought F4 would more cleanly tie in somehow, I'm surprised it didn't. I'm wondering now who will make first contact. I also kind of want a new edition to the gang; it's probably shaky given how new they are, though the plot could easily allow for it. I just wish they had more variety than assholes that like to punch hard. I know it's controversial but I wish Taskmaster could've stayed.

>>150179707
I really enjoyed it, but I haven't watched any superhero movies since Endgame aside from spiderman 3 and GOTG 3.

As soon as they showed the blueprints for Sentry, I was like, aw shit. Can't get enough of the dynamic "street level shitters + actual physical god"

>>150179707
It's just fun is all. And given its roster (most of the time) and conflicts (most of the time) it's refreshingly grounded. Also
>legit the most overrated capeshit
Not while anything Snyder exists

>>150179690
>The women are hopeless sadsacks
Yeah and that's why the first 10 minutes of the movie is about 40 kg woman beating the fuck out of like 10 soldiers at the same time?

>>150179735
>>150179746
My biggest problem is that most of the characters aren't developed or interesting at all
>Bucky is wasted
>Ghost is pointless
>Val is lame, neither threatening, funny or interesting
>Red Guardian is annoying
Bob, Yelena and Walker are the only ones worth a damn.
And it's a Thunderbolts movie with none of the classic members, nor it's about it's much more interesting original premise.

>>150179707
I don't know if you are trolling but literally no one on Earth is overrating this movie. Everyone thinks it's ok but you need to understand that literally all recent MCU movies were 0/10 ULTRAgoyslop for trannies before this

>>150179746
what grounded conflicts? None of them even do a single fight in the entire last half of the movie because instead it's just Bob's tumblr crybaby therapy session

>>150179806
this is the most tranny goy film in the mcu so far

>>150179781
No, the first 10 minutes of the movie having a 40kg woman beating the fuck out of laboratory security guards is because it's an action movie.

Fuckin' keep up dude.

>>150179814
But other action movies don't have a 40kg woman killing a bunch of trained men

>>150179781
Yeah it's crazy right? Almost like she's a superhero and not some random off-the-street Stacy. That didn't stop her from being a hopeless sadsack either.
>>150179799
That's plenty fair. Val I don't mind because she's just a keikaku villain who misjudged everything and ultimately functions as an x2 plot device to bring the team together and officiate them. I don't think I'll ever like red guardian but I enjoyed ghost enough. Bucky could've used more for sure, hope the next movie gives him some action and doesn't get caught up in Civil War 2 or anything. I guess in some fairness he's already had a good few movies and half a show.

>>150178697 (OP)
>I have no media literacy: the post

>>150179836
take your media literacy back to twitter, queer dicklet

>>150179808
Spy mission, attempted assassination circle, base escape, base escape during a raid, being on the run- it's not rocket science man. They weren't dealing with end of the world/universe shit the whole time and when it finally got to the point it got to shine because it wasn't John Badguy wasting screentime grimacing at the camera. Even that had more going for it than "everyone shoots big lasers at the durable fuckface".

>>150179844
it got to "shine" by the quirky chungus manchild crying like a baby at the camera's face while all these "grounded badasses" take turns hugging him and going "there there it's ok to talk about your feewings!"

>>150179836
yaaaass sister

>>150179853
You can just say you didn't watch the movie and you hate it anyway. It's more honest and just as unimportant.

Umm hey guys I know you're all serious soldiers in a thriller spy movie but I'm your mandated comic relief the executives asked for
I'm super dorky and randumb and I act like i'm an awkward 13 year old even though i'm 32 and have neckfat like a turkey
UWAHH I'M SO SCAWWED OF EVERYTHING HEIGHTS SCARE ME UUUU PROTECC ME GAY GIRLBOSS HALF MY AGE
Oh no guys I know we're climbing up this vent but I think I'm gonna SNEEZE isn't that so funny in such a serious situation A-A-A---
Umm CUCUMBERS XD *holds up spork* I'm so random and silly aren't I heh??? *wink*
Guys I awakened my superpowers now, I have this DARKNESS inside me uuuu teenagers at home you feel the DARKNESS inside you too right grr
also here's me being le evil superman #999999999 I know that's the only thing from this tiktokers actually care about so i'll beat up some muggles
...but now it's THERAPY TIME QUEEENS! my inner DARKNESS is unleashed and now you're in my therapy dimension, and here you'll witness my twisted inner mind...
MY DADDY HIT ME WAAAHHH WHEN I WAS A BOY MY DADDY HIT MEEEE WAAAAHHH *sucks thumb in baby room* WAAAAH DID I TELL YOU MY DADDY HIT ME WAAAAHHHH I'M SUCH A SAD CHARACTER BECAUSE DADDY HIT MEE WEEEHHH WEEEEHH
Now we're gonna fight a silly Chicken Man! I got a funny job dancing in a chicken suit isn't that so RANDOM lol this must have been a bad meth trip LOL!
Now we're gonna face my DARKNESS, and by we I mean me, cheer me on my therapy support team who has done no action for half the film now!
Ugu I'm so angwy because my DARKNESS is saying spooky lines like "You can't get rid of me"! This is totally, like, a metaphor for mental illness and stuff! BECAUSE DADDY HIT MEEEE!!!!
WAAHHHHH EVERYONE GIVE ME HUGS WHILE I CRY WAAAH
ok all better! Hey guys I'll be on the superteam too!
But I won't do anything so I don't unleash my super scawwy Therapy monster who is an avengers-level threat with his therapy powers! But I did the dishes guyysssss isn't that so random and quirky???? *holds up spork*

Noone who shills this tumblr goyslop has ever changed a tyre and it shows

>>150179827
80% of action movies are literally Person A who should not be able to overcome Force B succeeding regardless of the odd.

I don't really think the real life Jackie Chan could dismantle an entire street gang with his bare hands, but that never stopped me from enjoying the illusion.

>>150179870
"Noone"
"Tyre"

If you're gonna toss around old meme gibberish, could you at least spell the actual words correctly?

>>150179889
There is a difference between a trained man beating a bunch of nobodies and a 40kg woman who can barely lift a dumbbell beating the shit out of an army of trained soldiers

>>150179867
Be sincere with us for a moment, what did you hope to accomplish exactly? Like, this took time out of your day to deliberately write Or, if it's just copypasta, you decided to hold onto it. To what end?

>>150179917
Why? It's still a movie. You do understand that you don't have to implicitly believe things in films are genuinely possible to enjoy them, right?

>>150179944
>It's ok to have feminism propaganda because..... Well... It's a movie
What???

>>150179949
Yeah, you can ignore it, just like anything else you don't like. It's gonna get made it's gonna exist, it's gonna appeal to some people and be ignored by others. Wasting your time and energy hating something for proposing a narrative you don't enjoy benefits no one so... Just get over it.

>>150178697 (OP)
Making incel threads should be a bannable offence

>>150180094
>Incels are bad because... They just are, ok?

>>150178697 (OP)
>AND INDEPENDENT
Yelena was literally crying about how she was all alone and had no one to come home to. That and the movie clearly shipped her with Bob

>>150179917
This is your brain on actionslop. In a brawl numbers mean everything, a trained fighter is still going to get his shit pushed in if he tries to fight 3-4 randy randos because they'll just overpower his ass with sheer numbers.
You've allowed faggots like the critical drinker to convince you its okay when men do it but not okay when women do it even though its impossible for either gender to take on multiple adversaries at once.

Black Widow has been taking down bigger men than her since Iron Man 2 (just talking MCU). It comes with the genre, just like Batman being able to survive shit a 'normal' human absolutely shouldn't.

>>150180558
1) Black Widow wasn't the main character of Iron Man 2 or any normal MCU movie
2) It was wrong then and is wrong now

>>150178697 (OP)
Dude what if every person on the street and ever existed was a neurotic mess the movie.

Shoulda made US Agent or Bucky the lead, Yelena can still get her big romance with Bob and be the one that saves the day but one of the soldiers in front.

Be nice if they actually get a magic character with the next movie, maybe drop the russian guy for Satana so the next movie can give one of the men a romance arc.

>>150180675
I don't think you are getting the "next movie", little bro.

>>150180682
It's 50/50 at this point depending on if Feige actually goes through with the rumours of killing everyone in doomsday.

>>150180701
???
How the fuck can they kill everyone if there's literally Secret Wars next year after Doomsday?

>>150179004
i have a girlfriend and still hate women

>>150180185
>>Incels are bad because
because they seem to always be low IQ autistic freaks like you

>>150180701
The Director is being put on Mugga duty.
Even if they do have a fanbase, I think they'll just be supporting characters for other movies (Paul Jenkins said he wanted to do a solo thing for Sentry, so maybe they'll do something with that).

>>150180701
Thunderbolts flopped, zero chance of a sequel.

>>150179707
>you would think it was GOTG level
GOTG is seriously overrated

>>150179690
>the trained killers are.... LE DEPRESSED
>omg career women problems soooo relatable bros anyone else le suicidal!??
>golly gee we sure are a bunch of hopeless expendable losers!!