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Anonymous No.150181895 >>150182487 >>150183257 >>150185002 >>150185991 >>150206920
Absolute Superman #11, Absolute Green Lantern #6 & Absolute Wonder Woman #11 Storytime
THE RAGE OF SUPERMAN! For five years, he's been on the run, hounded across our planet, and treated like a criminal... yet his only crime was being born somewhere else. Now Superman's rage threatens to engulf the world at the urging of Ra's al Ghul. And the only ones who can save the day... are Kal-El's dead parents.
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>>150181907
>Being orphaned is a crime
That is just putting salt on the wound.
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Anonymous No.150182054 >>150182077
The novelty of this book really wore off for me after the new Superman movie.
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nah I agree with that one dude, these should've been separate threads, Superman and Wonder Woman at least
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>>150182054
I'm not even going to watch it
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JUDGMENT DAY! Jo Mullein and Hal Jordan face judgment. But what will the Lantern's verdict be?
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>>150181957
Talia's thighs are looking nice and thicc.
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So Absolute Kal-El is EVEN MORE edgy now. Impressive work from Brainiac.
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>>150181994
>>150182007
damn
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The balance of power inside the maze is tilting with Diana's presence, but it may just tilt into full-blown chaos. Chaos in an underground maze prison... that's bad, right?
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>>150182282
>Jo's ex-wife is white
Real fucking original
Anonymous No.150182357
sex with diana
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>>150182149
>RAO
Huh
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Anonymous No.150182487 >>150182570 >>150182724 >>150183315 >>150187255
>>150181895 (OP)
I have a question. Does the Absolute comics happens in the same Earth? Because I can't see Batman, WW and GG not being captured by Lazarus Corp just like Superman was by now.
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>images during storytime

Absolute state of Absolute books
Anonymous No.150182570 >>150182717 >>150187269
>>150182487
Abs GL just mentionned Ra's Al Ghul and there was a ref to Joker in Abs Supe.
Anonymous No.150182655 >>150183670
>>150182282
Even in this new universe Simon can't get rid of that dumb mask kek
Anonymous No.150182717 >>150182758 >>150182916
>>150182570
Hmmm. Still hard to picture them together, GL event fucked a whole city, WW is figthing kaijus, Batman is dealing with a bunch of billionaire criminals (Bane, Joker, Black Mask), all of this is coexists with Lazarus Corp. which is portrayed in Superman as some kind of worldwide dictatorship. I really can't picture these comics working together.
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>>150182487
it's the same world. there are probably agreements between the government (which is dealing with wonder woman via project olympus), the joker (who is dealing with batman), and lazarus corp. i think it will be made more clear in the upcoming absolute evil one-shot how these different villains relate to each other.
Anonymous No.150182758 >>150182838 >>150189010
>>150182717
Hector Hammond's comments made it seem like the villains are competing with each other to some extent
Anonymous No.150182763 >>150183089 >>150187859 >>150195456
>>150182311
Reminder, this comic without a digital release, outsold Ultimate Spider-Man and everything marvel and DC had
Anonymous No.150182790 >>150182840 >>150183205 >>150183820 >>150187288
Darkseid has been much nicer to Wonder Woman than he has to Superman and Batman when making this universe
Anonymous No.150182808
>>150182196
should have expected Mogo to show up, and being a Black Star makes sense for the Absolute universe
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>>150182758
Reminds me of Venture Bros. the people calling themselves "Heroes", mainly Dr. Jonas Venture, were hedonistic sadistic evil manchildren rich assholes competing to see who was the better while screwing others in process.
Anonymous No.150182840 >>150182887
>>150182790
I dunno, Hal got healed from the Black Hand.
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>>150182273
Since these guys are all FBI, I wonder if John Jones will show up in this book, since Green Lantern is the book making the most references to the other books at this point
Anonymous No.150182887 >>150183008 >>150183341 >>150183540
>>150182840
Hal is becoming the Green Lantern its inevitable, Jo here is taking the mentor role Sinestro was.
Also her actions here are mirroring more and more of Sinestro.
Anonymous No.150182911 >>150182935
>>150182168
>>150182177
I don't like zen Guy Gardner, it's unsettling.

>>150182567
AWW feels like a chick discovering D&D for the first time. I think the writer is a guy but that's still what it reads like.
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>>150182717
Gateway has been mentioned several times in Green Lantern
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>>150182911
>I think the writer is a guy
nah, it's Kelly Thompson, a woman.
Anonymous No.150182996 >>150183358
>>150182552
I like this page
Anonymous No.150183008 >>150196330
>>150182887
Honestly, I was preparing myself for Jo as Green Lantern and Hal as Obsidian.
Anonymous No.150183009
ewing blog for the release looks like GL is getting a different artist for the next two months
>https://al-ewing-writes-comics.ghost.io/030925/
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>>150182177
>Don't worry about going on massacres, Hal. It's cool. Chill.
Jeez.
Anonymous No.150183074 >>150183617
>>150182177
>Tomar
Guys, I think Ewing like this guy
Anonymous No.150183089 >>150183112
>>150182763
Has there been a reason given as to why this issue was given a tiered release? I've seen some speculation that it's to keep AWW from outshining Absolute Batman as the flagship of the line.
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>>150182055
just when I thought they would actually do something different with Sam
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>>150183089
Something to do with Amazon messing up the digital release date and other platforms not being able to release it until it did apparently
Anonymous No.150183129 >>150183181 >>150183193 >>150184031
>>150182149
okay, Qard is Qward, Rao is the Kryptonian Sun, (Abin) Sur, whats Aur?
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>>150182196
>Mogo is now Hellstar Remina
Anonymous No.150183181 >>150183298
>>150183129
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Aurakles_(New_Earth)
if i am to guess, Ewing did his homework.
Anonymous No.150183193 >>150183298
>>150183129
Aur from Auric?
Anonymous No.150183205 >>150183820
>>150182790
maybe they will finally acknowledge that WW actually gave Darkseid a piece of her soul long ago
Anonymous No.150183251 >>150183858
>We have gone from a magic ring
>To space cops with magic rings (allegedly technology)
>To cosmic mysticism
I didn't not expect this.
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>>150181895 (OP)
3 in 1 nice
Anonymous No.150183266 >>150183377 >>150183422
Who's going to be the first official crossover?
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>>150183193
I think >>150183181 makes sense because the new history of DC mentioned Aurakles on issue 1
Anonymous No.150183315 >>150183387
>>150182487
I've thought the same thing, but in Absolute Superman, Lazarus shenanigans are portrayed as happening primarily in the Global South. This is just a theory, but it seems likely to me that Joker is affiliated with Lazarus, maybe gets his funding from them. If that's the case then whatever he is doing in North America precludes the need for Peacekeeper activity there, Kansas being the exception.
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>>150182567
oh, its the wonderdome!
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>>150182887
That's fine, but if Tomar Sinestro doesn't take them to Namek for an anime training arc I will be immensely disappointed.
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>>150182996
Sherman is an amazing panelist. Check out Into the Unbeing for more like it.
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>>150183266
Batman and Wonder Woman. Still some months away.
Anonymous No.150183387 >>150183426
>>150183315
I thought the same but about Bane. That guy he meets at the beach must work for Lazarus, tying his venom to Ras/Brainiac would work pretty well. Still, you have WW dealing with kaijus and some apocalyptical shit but you only see the regular army, it would make sense for the Lazarus Corp. or someone else on the same level to step in, they clearly have the tech.
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>>150183266
There's going to be an Absolute Evil one-shot that has all the Villains interacting
Anonymous No.150183426 >>150185882
>>150183387
Yeah. It's honestly probably best not to think too much about it. They're cape comics.
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>>150182292
Black bi woman shares bwc with white lesbian ex wife

Wtf

Based Ewing
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>>150182567
Have we heard anything about Absolute Aquaman or Atlantis? Because this trident makes it seem like we may be heading in that direction.
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>>150182532
Is the siren to command the water?
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>>150183422
What's Hawkman doing in there?
Anonymous No.150183540 >>150183861
>>150182887
Anon if you believe Al I Love Black Kweenz Ewing is gonna make anyone but Jo the GL you're insane
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>>150182177
>>150183074
>"Tomar, what would you do if some giant green construct came from space, squashed a whole city and took people hostage, then a black guy in white light came and said YOU are the physical personification of power without understanding? What would you do, Tomar?"
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>>150183520
Being introduced, I guess we already know we are getting Green Arrow in December
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>>150182273
>>150182655
>>150182282
He's a quirky FBI agent now. The gun obssession makes more sense now.
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>>150182282
Tell me about Simon, why is he wearing the mask?
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>>150182545
That siren design really feels Hellboy-ish to me.
Anonymous No.150183820 >>150183845
>>150182790
>>150183205
Maybe Darkseid just has enough respect for her for being related to the old gods. Superman, Batman, the martian, etc are all just mortal upstarters.
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>>150182055
>blade through the head
metal
Anonymous No.150183845 >>150183896
>>150183820
The Martian actually got a big boost in terms of power. It is the only who managed to find Darkseid after all.
Anonymous No.150183858 >>150187443
>>150183251
It's an interesting take, even more so if we take in account the whole white light in the original battled of the corps thing and how everything is the same power. The chromatic lights just being the same light, but with different levels of "understanding" is a compelling take on the concept.
Anonymous No.150183861 >>150183945
>>150183540
Can you blame him for sharing the same line of thought as Cody Rhodes? at least Absolute Jo isn't a sheboon.
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>>150183845
We don't know if being aware of Darkseid even helps with anything. The fact that he calls darkseid "Bad idea #0" implies that he or his culture has been aware of Darkseid for a long time and yet he remains there.
Anonymous No.150183945 >>150183962
>>150183861
Jo here being conventionally attractive definitely helps. I wouldn't have lasted a single issue with her original design.
Anonymous No.150183962 >>150184001 >>150184017 >>150197646
>>150183945
imagine if hal fucks her because jo is bi?
Anonymous No.150184001 >>150184141 >>150184959 >>150190176 >>150191032
>>150183962
This twink, sissy version of Hal? Doubtful.
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>>150183962
Works for me, no sense doing Carol again when Hal isn't even a pilot.
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>>150182007
>Aaron managed to sneak in super ventriloquism

Nice. This book could really benefit from some classic superman weirdness, despite the bleak tone. Seriously the whole Superman vs Ra's conflict is such a lame idea, this book barely feels like Superman at all.
>>150182144
Hey It's Cameron Chase!
>>150183129
In Kabbalah, which Ewing uses a lot in his work, the Ain Soph Aur is the infinite light of god preceding the moment of creation. Also I think the prefix Aur/Or signifies gold in some languages.
Anonymous No.150184117 >>150184264
>>150182185
>How far out is the world that's coming?
If it sounds familiar to some, it's because it is the first half of a phrase that TOAA told the fantastic four in issue #511 of their series, written by Mark Waid.
The second half of it, "The Mystery intrigues me", will perhaps be more recognizable to those who have been following Ewing's work at marvel for years. It's basically TOAA's catchphrase in everything he shows up in.

Hopefully we get more hypercrisis cross multiversal meta narrative elements like this along the way.
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>>150184001
He'll man up, just give him time.
Anonymous No.150184264 >>150184611
>>150184117
An FF/GL crossover would actually rule
Anonymous No.150184611 >>150184706
>>150184264
I reckon we're getting a GL/MM with how much the FBI is present in GL and John being an FBI agent
Abs Superman was announced to be getting a crossover soon but we dunno with who yet, I assumed with Flash because they both have the "what type of life do I want to lead" thing going on with their MCs, maybe they'll have their famous race too
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>>150184611
GL would also make sense for Superman, since a Brainiac mentioned Oa and the Blackstars in an earlier issue.
Anonymous No.150184959 >>150198020 >>150203935
>>150184001
If Hal is this twinky what's Kyle gonna be like
Anonymous No.150185002 >>150206920
>>150181895 (OP)
>3 storytimes in 1 thread
Why? Need more room for Digital Circus threads?
Anonymous No.150185430 >>150187345
>>150182416
Was Circe historically at odds with the Amazons? I don't know the mainstream WW lore.
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>>150182082
what the hell
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>>150182185
So, if im following, this is completely different from what's Green Laterns are. Its either they have control over the Raw "Flame" like Alan Scott and these are other Flames too. Or this is 100% something different.
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>>150182064
MARTHAAAAAAAAA
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>>150182292
GAY
Anonymous No.150185882 >>150186263
>>150183426
I share the sentiment, still this line looks like an total mess since issue #1
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>>150182343
Kill yourself faggot.
Anonymous No.150185954 >>150186558 >>150187233
>>150182401
>zero perspective
This is the laziest fucking artwork I have ever seen. I can’t wait until nepo cunts like this are replaced by AI.
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>>150181895 (OP)
absolute covers:
Absolute Superman #11 Cover B Jae Lee Variant
Absolute Superman #11 Cover C Jeffrey Spokes Variant
Absolute Superman #11 Cover D 1:25 Karl Kerschl Variant

No one defies the will of Ra's al Ghul. If Superman doesn't accept his place as the Son of the Demon, then Lazarus Corp will rain hell on the people most precious to Kal-El... the people of Smallville. So begins the invasion of Kansas!

Absolute Superman #12 Cover B Jae Lee Variant
Absolute Superman #12 Cover C Kris Anka Variant
Absolute Superman #12 Cover D Mattia De Iulis Variant

The Battle of Kansas has begun as the tanks of Lazarus Corp come rolling down the streets of Smallville. Haunted and weakened from the horrors he suffered at the hands of Brainiac and Ra's al Ghul, Superman wages a last desperate fight for everything and everyone he has come to hold dear!
Absolute Superman #13 Cover B Bengal Variant
Absolute Superman #13 Cover C Mikel JanΓ­n VariantCover C Mikel JanΓ­n Variant
Absolute Superman #13 Cover D David Talaski Variant
Anonymous No.150186052 >>150186107 >>150187951 >>150195439 >>150196407 >>150199306
>>150182311
that one is milleresque

absolute diana covers:
Absolute Wonder Woman #11 Cover B Derrick Chew Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #11 Cover C Gerald Parel Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #11 Cover D 1:25 Otto Schmidt Variant

Absolute Wonder Woman #12 Cover B Mirka Andolfo Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #12 Cover C Yasmine Putri Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #12 Cover D 1:25 Mateus Manhanini Variant
Be careful what you wish for, Diana, as you just might get it. With a surprising but not unwelcome ally, Diana makes her final moves inside the maze. But even in winning the day, there will be devastating losses to bear.

Absolute Wonder Woman #13 Cover B Derrick Chew Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #13 Cover C David Talaski Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #13 Cover D Marguerite Sauvage Variant
As Diana learns more of the myth of the Amazons from Barbara in Gateway City, a series of violent supernatural events begins occurring one after another, drawing Diana all over the globe to fight. Noticing a pattern, Diana enlists Etta to help her crack the mystery of why these events are happening in these places and how to stop them. The answer? Too personal to imagine.

Absolute Wonder Woman #14 Cover B Derrick Chew Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #14 Cover C Terry Dodson Variant
Absolute Wonder Woman #14 Cover D Dustin Nguyen Variant
To save the world from an all-new supernatural threat that Diana is uniquely unqualified to solve, she will have to reach back to the oldest and deepest of gods for their assistance. But they may not agree with her position. In the midst of this struggle, a new player makes their presence known, but are they friend or foe? Concluding a two-part guest arc from visionary artist MatΓ­as Bergara!
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>>150186052
Vere’s de peee-nis, Schmidt?!
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>>150185882
nah it's good
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>>150182149
>Qward is an atomic explosion, wild and destructive
>Red means stop
>Sur is a green lantern on a machine (A train? Alan Scott?)
>Gold is the sun
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>>150185954
Did you ignore the rest of the storytime or something?
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>>150182401
>>150182416
The maze tattoo effect on her body isn’t perfect but trying to do that freehand would drive anyone insane
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>>150185954
I am impressed that you can make supposedly cogent comments in spite of being developmentally disabled (gay and retarded). Have you considered suicide?
Anonymous No.150187255 >>150187316
>>150182487
They seem to happen at different times.
Wonder Woman is first, then Green Lantern, then Batman, then Superman, then Martian Manhunter.
Anonymous No.150187269 >>150187316
>>150182570
Also there's a plush toy of Batman in Martian Manhunter
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>>150182790
Wonder Woman is roughly as well off, in some ways better off, in this world than the regular continuity.
I mean here she is universally loved and her love interest isn't dead. So far she's been batting better than mainline Diana
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>>150187255
Interesting. Can you elaborate?

>>150187269
That looked an action figure to me.
Anonymous No.150187345 >>150187385
>>150185430
Circe is Diana's most prominent full-on villain right now.
Really Circe is like Wonder Woman's present arch enemy, since Ares hasn't been used much since the reboot after Crisis on Infinite Earths, and Cheetah sometimes plays more of a Catwoman role of being a tenuous ally.
Anonymous No.150187385 >>150187430
>>150187345
I'm assuming that you're talking about Tom King's run on mainline WW (which I am not reading). Interesting!
Anonymous No.150187414 >>150187452 >>150187488 >>150188509 >>150189521 >>150198624
>>150187316
>Can you elaborate?
Well in one of the original previews for Absolute Green Lantern, the head writer mentioned that it was taking place before any 'metas' have really revealed themselves. The only exception he made was that 'Wonder Woman might have appeared a couple of times.'

So, from that logic, it seems Diana comes earliest, followed by Green Lantern.
Now, since Batman isn't a 'metahuman' really, moreso an urban legend of Gotham, he may have already shown up around the same time of either AWW or AGL, but that's not totally clear.

Superman hasn't been mentioned himself in any of the other comics, as far as I know. So It might make sense if he were last chronologically.
And Absolute Martian Manhunter just needs to fall sometime after Batman
Anonymous No.150187430 >>150187452
>>150187385
No, I mean in general. Since like 1986.
It is interesting how Circe isn't a villain in AWW, since it's basically like if Superman were raised by Lex Luthor
Anonymous No.150187443 >>150188218
>>150183858
Still, why did Ewing decided to go with Black-Red-Green-Yellow?
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>>150187414
This offers a perspective I have not heard. Thanks!

>>150187430
Wondering if Absolute Lex is Ra's.
Anonymous No.150187488 >>150188522
>>150187414
But Absolute Flash!
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>>150182532
>the platform heels

Clea’s a womanlet ?
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>>150187518
she's just coping because she never got pregnant
Anonymous No.150187621 >>150187939
So Black is Chaos and Yellow is Order?
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>>150182763
Deserved. It's the best Wonder Woman book in years and either second or third best Absolute book. All from an author with a pretty mediocre out put
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>>150187621
Wait until you hear about the Whites.
Anonymous No.150187951 >>150187979 >>150187979
>>150186052
Man I really need to see the Absolute Trinity together just for the brutal height mogging Superman will get from Batman and Wonder Woman
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>>150187951
>>150187951
kino
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>>150187443
Yellow is Gold, so it's probably some weird reference to Medieval Alchemy text that Ewing read, his Marvel stuff mentions the Secret Fire a bunch.
Anonymous No.150188509
>>150187414
That's actually a neat idea, can't wait to see the how DC will ruin everything anyway
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>>150187488
right at the beginning of the timeline
Anonymous No.150188621 >>150188677
christians are worse than niggers
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>>150188621
I wonder who is behind this post.
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>>150183712
I don't even remember his reason for wearing it in his original appearance
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>>150182273
>Pemberton
Gee Ewing, why does DC let you have TWO Infinitors in your book?
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>>150188677
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>>150181968
>MY DAD AND GOD SUCK!
Bravo Aaron! The 2038674th time's the charm!
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>>150188709
Qui?
Anonymous No.150188857
>>150182545
She cute.
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>>150182758
I think this makes the most sense with how Lazarus, JK, Cale, etc relate to each other.
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>>150182567
Zan?
Anonymous No.150189348
>>150182273
>Pemberton
I'm really surprised by the amount of JSAers and JSA influence in the Absolute books
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>>150181957
I thought she was more interesting as Primus than she is after being revealed to be Talia. Her worship of the Father Box (that Ras doesn't seem to do?) is interesting at least, maybe that'll go somewhere cool.

>>150187414
Isn't it Batman being referred to here >>150182282 "That Gotham thing? Some guy?"

>>150182567
>some versions of Clea having ties to Atlantis
>fishmen
>a siren
>a water trident
If Aquaman shows up in this I hope he doesn't look like Jason Momoa
Anonymous No.150189581
>>150182282
>Jo and those two other lesbians
>Obsidian from a few chapters earlier
Why are there so many gays in this
Even John is acting zestier than usual
Anonymous No.150190176
>>150184001
yes, Bi Queen with sissy twink is peak
Anonymous No.150191032
>>150184001
Steve is the only Air Force twink the Absolute Universe needs
Anonymous No.150192156 >>150193903
>>150181907
>>150181913
>>150181921
>>150181930
I kinda want all of this to blow up in Ra's face. Everything you're doing is just gonna piss Superman off more
Anonymous No.150192255
>>150182149
Hal needs to stop Oa
Anonymous No.150192276
>>150182177
I'm just rooting for Hal to fucking rip every last one of these bitches apart for everything they did
Anonymous No.150192303
>>150182303
I need Oa to die for everything
Anonymous No.150193582
>>150182545
Steve and Barbara's constant bickering is cute.
Anonymous No.150193625
>>150183422
How do these villains know John Jones?

Also,
>only Hawkman's photo is uncut
He is absolutely gonna die.
Anonymous No.150193780
>>150182064
I see zack synder was brought in for the Pa Kent parts
Anonymous No.150193903 >>150195179
>>150192156
The real tension of the story is Absolute Superman trying to not flip out and kill everyone with his crazy lightning powers.
Anonymous No.150195179
>>150193903
I meant in the sense that Kal is going to beat the shit out of him and probably raze Lazarus to the ground specifically.
Anonymous No.150195296
>Absolute Shazam is about a man who turns into a super-powered child to regain his innocence
Anonymous No.150195375
Absolute Cringe
Anonymous No.150195439
>>150186052
>>150182311
i don't even read DC comics but i love this art. i hope the writing is good. it would be a huge disappointment if it was bad.
Anonymous No.150195456
>>150182763
the art is good. fuck anything ultimate marvel
Anonymous No.150195963
>>150181985
>You're a prisoners
Hooray for copy editing.
Anonymous No.150195983
>>150188709
it was me
Anonymous No.150196307 >>150198416
Absolute Aquaman should revisit the original gene engineering story.
Anonymous No.150196330
>>150183008
That’s what I thought too but Jo chilling Hal out with the power of friendship and Hammond saying there’s more use for Todd I guess Todd with be the Obsidian in this universe too, complete with suffering and being evil
Anonymous No.150196407
>>150186052
I really, really like Diana's fuck off buster sword and I'm glad the artists do too.
Anonymous No.150196425 >>150196780
WW's design here would be cool if she were allowed to have tits
Anonymous No.150196436 >>150196619
Sups and WW were good enough but Lantern lost me. I thought that once theyll start explaining shit it will get good but I barely comprehend any of this mumbo-jumbo.
Anonymous No.150196619 >>150196647 >>150198356 >>150198421
>>150196436
It's not been fully explained yet but the core premise seems simple enough
Instead of being tied to emotions, it's like hierarchical stages of enlightenment sorta
Black = chaotic, not necessarily evil but untamed
Red = restraint, discipline, avoiding wrong actions
Green = taking correct/'moral' actions
Gold = Enlightenment, total understanding
But also this isn't the viewpoint everyone has, the Blackstars view the levels in the opposite direction in terms of hierarchy
There probably is more to it (I doubt the view presented to us is fully truthful either) but I think that's what it's saying so far
Anonymous No.150196647
>>150196619
So it's just Chaos, Neutral, and Law alignments basically
Anonymous No.150196780
>>150196425
She's got some nice hangers dude, what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.150197068 >>150197102
>>150182318
>>150182328
>>150182332
What just happened?
Anonymous No.150197095 >>150197123 >>150197345
This dripfeed one issue a month bullshit worked in the 1950s because your only other source of entertainment was throwing bottle caps at the kid with polio but in the modern day it's so laughably obsolete. There's 500,000 things I could do for entertainment rather than sit here with my thumb up my ass waiting for the next issue. All it does is leave me unsatisfied and resenting the people responsible. It just leaves my brain until I can pirate the next one.
Anonymous No.150197102
>>150197068
Either the ghost knocked her out or her own spell did because she was fighting the Amazon who was innocent. Probably the ghost.
Anonymous No.150197123 >>150197519
>>150197095
GL and Flash are the only dripfeed ones and GL finally dropped some plot, could've done this in 3 issues instead of 6 but it's there now
Anonymous No.150197148
>>150182559
>>150182567
H-how is Clea gonna be getting it back Diana?
Anonymous No.150197345 >>150197471
>>150197095
I hope somebody kills you
Anonymous No.150197471
>>150197345
>I love this product so much I want less of it less often
Anonymous No.150197519
>>150197123
I’m kind of curious if Lemire and Ewing thought they would get double to page count in issue one like Batman when they first plotted because both their #1-2s are very slow and didn’t start to pickup until #3
Anonymous No.150197646
>>150183962
Hal is for Todd
Anonymous No.150198020
>>150184959
Femboy, hopefully. Or is Kylie with Jennie.
Anonymous No.150198356
>>150196619
this feels like it's connected to the different levels of gnosis in gnosticism. darkseid is kind of a demiurge actually
Anonymous No.150198416
>>150196307
Perhaps
Anonymous No.150198421 >>150198681
>>150196619
I agree with the Black Stars
Anonymous No.150198624
>>150187414
I get the impression that the current Absolute batman stuff (him being locked in a prison for like a year) is supposed to end with a time jump, or a changing of the status quo significantly. The annual coming out in october is set in the "early part" of his career, so I think there is going to be a distinction there.

They're defininitely building up to a shared setting of time, they're doing that absolute evil book that is leading into it.
Anonymous No.150198681 >>150198703
>>150198421
By the sound of it the Black Stars are also drinking the Kool-Aid, just in reverse order. Jo's "Screw this." sounds like the correct attitude to me.
Anonymous No.150198690
If I had to re-write this I'd replace Jo with Kyle.
Have his "White Lantern" powers exist "Below" Qard. Purity rather than enlightenment
Anonymous No.150198703 >>150198889
>>150198681
Raw chaos seems like a truly enlightened state.
There is no such thing as a "Correct" action as dictated by universal laws.
That and Oa being the "Alpha Omega" can't bode well considering how the Absolute Universe came to be.
Anonymous No.150198755
>>150182082
I wonder if we will ever see Absolute Supergirl.
Anonymous No.150198889 >>150198979
>>150198703
I wonder where this leaves Sinestro. Given his usual association with Qward and being basically THE renegade going Black Star would seem like a no-brainer, except personality-wise he is pretty much full Aur material.
Anonymous No.150198979
>>150198889
Hero Sinestro?
Anonymous No.150199306
>>150186052
Wonder Woman was made to have a BIG sword.
Anonymous No.150199937
>>150182124
Talia's character design is the best part of this book. Her hair wasn't as huge as it has been in previous issues, though.
Anonymous No.150200123
>>150188701
He was framed for terrorism?
Anonymous No.150200181 >>150200721 >>150202527 >>150204460
>brainiac being a mindbroken flunky for ra's al ghul
how did this happen
Anonymous No.150200721
>>150200181
I'm just impressed he managed to turn Supes into even more of an edgelord
Anonymous No.150201277
That moment when upper half of brainiac minion frees Sol and superman gets back into his suit.
Anonymous No.150202185
>>150181907
bump
Anonymous No.150202527
>>150200181
Talia threatened him with the Father Box earlier this issue so there's that
Anonymous No.150202908 >>150212989
>>150182488
>amongus field
Anonymous No.150203935
>>150184959
Hopefully dead. It's bad enough Jo is here.
Anonymous No.150204139
Is brainiac going to be back after what Ra's has done to him?
Anonymous No.150204460
>>150200181
This brainiac was just a janitor in the brainiac civilization, all he did was push bodies into a hole (if i'm remembering correctly). It's less Brainiac getting mind broken and moreso Ra taking one of Brainiac's fingernail clippings.

If earth ever encounters the wider Brainiac species it's probably fucked.
Anonymous No.150205661 >>150206991 >>150210065
all of these books are shit. the only good absolute book is batman unfortunately. I wanted to like flash but its shit. i guess wonder woman is decent sometimes
Anonymous No.150206920
>>150181895 (OP)
>Absolute Superman #11, Absolute Green Lantern #6 & Absolute Wonder Woman #11 StorytimeSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>150185002
OP probably, incorrectly, assumed that some of these wouldn't get enough traction by themselves and, also, LAZY
Anonymous No.150206991 >>150207052 >>150210065
>>150205661
I can't believe these faggots are genuinely basedying out over this. It has to be shills. I've only ever heard of shit eating neck beards like these in old comics or cartoons like the eltingville club
Anonymous No.150207052
>>150206991
Who's "basedying" over it here, hardly anyone seems to like all the books, most seem to only like a few of them if even that
Way worse shit than this gets more active threads on here too and you know it
Anonymous No.150207518 >>150208185
Honestly, I fail to see how Batman is going to non-lethally take down the villains like Joker, Freeze, or Bane.
Joker has infinite money, Freeze is a literal body horror monster, and Bane is the Hulk now.
The only thing I can imagine him doing is how he beats Bane, and that's by breaking HIM.
Anonymous No.150208185 >>150212884
>>150207518
He might need the League to help him
Anonymous No.150209408
bumping!
Anonymous No.150210065 >>150211263
>>150205661
>>150206991
>mommy, mommy
>some d+d kids beat me up and took all my comic book money, mommy
>make them stop. mommy
Anonymous No.150210430
>>150182149
>my fav planet Qward is reduced to nothing
feels bad
Anonymous No.150210506
>>150181985
>You're a prisoners
Definitely meant to say "You're all prisoners"
Anonymous No.150211263
>>150210065
projecting much ?
Anonymous No.150212142
not quite yet
Anonymous No.150212884
>>150208185
The only way Batman could beat them would be to utterly maim them beyond the point of functioning. They can't be contained by the police due to having too much influence.
Reduce them to crippled, vegetative states
Anonymous No.150212989
>>150202908
>When the hug is sus.