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Anonymous No.150183345 >>150184252 >>150184277 >>150185523 >>150185558 >>150185618 >>150187309 >>150187542 >>150187693 >>150187775 >>150187822 >>150188173 >>150189421 >>150189885 >>150189892 >>150189902 >>150190003 >>150190814 >>150190943 >>150191041 >>150191376
If they made a Spider-Man Harem anime would be the girls?
Anonymous No.150183405 >>150183447
Best girl and endgame, Chat, and some other nobodies
Anonymous No.150183447 >>150193030
>>150183405
You mean from that Spider-Man Adventure series? You know I've been thinking about finding it online and then story time in it for everyone is that something people would be interested in once a week?
Anonymous No.150183927 >>150183937
These three would be essential.
Anonymous No.150183937
>>150183927
>right
That's not Silk.
Anonymous No.150184234 >>150184387
I still can't get past that "many girlfriend" typo.
Anonymous No.150184252
>>150183345 (OP)
This misses the entire point of "bitches love spiderman".
Anonymous No.150184277
>>150183345 (OP)
>If they made a Spider-Man Harem anime would be the girls?
ESL
Anonymous No.150184387
>>150184234
Anon, that's not a typo.
Anonymous No.150184434 >>150184915
No harem. Just make it a SoL story about Peter, Felicia and MJ and their life as a throuple
Anonymous No.150184915 >>150185004
>>150184434
I only want the throuple if MJ and Felicia are as into each other as they are into Peter.
Anonymous No.150185004
>>150184915
That's fine by me. Focus more on the emotional side and how far they've all come together and make each-other the best versions of themselves.
Anonymous No.150185386 >>150185457
>If they made a Spider-Man Harem anime would be the girls?
Shay Marken and Lynda Locke love triangle
Anonymous No.150185457
>>150185386
>Shay and the MJ knockoff
How bold
Anonymous No.150185484 >>150185779 >>150187589 >>150189917 >>150192550
MC harems are sign of middle aged autism that infects an inability to form real life relationships and become worse and worse down the line as you become older and more unable. Spider-Man is the number one pick for this type of phenomenon.
Anonymous No.150185523 >>150188076 >>150188907 >>150190449
>>150183345 (OP)
>MJ genki
>Gwen-ojou
>Liz-osananajimi
>Betty-oneesan
>Felicia-karadere
>Deborah-kuudere
>Marcy-tsundere
>Symbiote-yandere
Anonymous No.150185558 >>150190457
>>150183345 (OP)
Spectacular Spiderman kind of did it
>dates Liz at the beginning
>before the show ends he's about to start dating Gwen
>allegedly the endgame was supposed to be MJ
Anonymous No.150185618 >>150185694 >>150185902
>>150183345 (OP)
Why do ESLs imagine Peter to be some sort of gigachad harem owner?
Anonymous No.150185694 >>150185798 >>150185902
>>150185618
If they weren't ESLs, they'd be able to actually read the comics.
Anonymous No.150185779
>>150185484
>MC harems are sign of middle aged autism
Middle aged and up people are brain broken by the idea of polycules. The fuck are you talking about. Gen X is literally the most conservative generation alive today.
Anonymous No.150185798 >>150185860
>>150185694
>actually read the comics
Why the fuck would anyone subject themselves to that shit?
Anonymous No.150185860
>>150185798
So they can see the REAL gigachad harem owner Peter Parker for themselves, of course.
Anonymous No.150185902 >>150185987
>>150185618
>>150185694
I don’t get this
He was dating Liz and Betty in high school then went on to dating Gwen and MJ in college
Anonymous No.150185987 >>150186456
>>150185902
WHAT?! The Peter I grew up with was a shy loser who only ever pinned for MJ while she rode every other guy at school!
Anonymous No.150186456 >>150187235
>>150185987
So you never read the comics?
Anonymous No.150187235
>>150186456
I OP read comics.
Anonymous No.150187309 >>150187422 >>150187466
>>150183345 (OP)
This is why Paul existed.
Anonymous No.150187422
>>150187309
I thought he was parted to come again this sweet things that just piss off fans to get more comic sales?
Anonymous No.150187466
>>150187309
I thought he was made to do that comic book industry ridiculous thing where they delivered we piss off the fans of the of the hero that is being written .
Anonymous No.150187542 >>150187597 >>150187879
>>150183345 (OP)
mary jane
glen
black cat
morrigan
psylocke
black widow
Anonymous No.150187589
>>150185484
>are sign of middle aged autism that infects an inability to form real life relationships and become worse and worse down the line as you become older and more unable
....but enough about shippers.
Anonymous No.150187597 >>150187702 >>150187744 >>150187899
>>150187542
>psylocke
>black widow
The X-Men and the avenger?
Anonymous No.150187693
>>150183345 (OP)
lets say it will go out of control way too fast.
Anonymous No.150187702
>>150187597
Yeah it makes no sense
At least some like Silver have tried to let Peter she was in love with him and has a What If where they get married
Anonymous No.150187744
>>150187597
as an original story? why not?
Anonymous No.150187755
Sorry, but only Paul is allowed to have a harem.
Anonymous No.150187775 >>150187822
>>150183345 (OP)
>If they made a Spider-Man Harem anime would be the girls?
Anonymous No.150187822 >>150189375
>>150183345 (OP)
>>150187775
I was using a speech program on a tablet.It was supposed to say. If they made a Spider-Man Harem anime who would be the girls in it?
Anonymous No.150187879 >>150188060
>>150187542
>Girls out of Peters league

Why do you hate him so?
Anonymous No.150187899 >>150187954
>>150187597
To be fair theres that whole Nancy Rushman storyline where Natasha compartmentalizes the fuck out of her feelings after
Anonymous No.150187954
>>150187899
Nancy was cute
Anonymous No.150188060
>>150187879
t.flash
Anonymous No.150188076 >>150188727 >>150188907
>>150185523
Wouldn't Jean DeWolff be kuudere and Deb would be just like a shy girl or a tsundere as well? I haven't read to her part in the comic but she is kinda like a tsundere in TAS where she is surprised or disapproving of Peter's antics.
Early Gwen is definitely an Ojou mixed with a tsundere. I could also see Felicia having an Ojou personality as well or a delinquent one but karadere defintely fits her and could also have delinquent aspects like Gamo from Nagatoro.
Liz and Sally would definitely be what you said. Haven't gotten to Marcy yet.
I could see Kafka being like Ritsuko from Eva, whatever that archetype is.
Either way, genki MJ. Man...that'd be great.
Maybe Joyce Mercado if she was in high school would be a delinquent while Candi, Randi, and Bambi would gyarus.
Anonymous No.150188173 >>150188236 >>150190975
>>150183345 (OP)
MJ is for Paul so not her
Anonymous No.150188236 >>150188705
>>150188173
Explain. And use some thought for once. Really explain without using Zeb Well's hackneyed writing and divorce issues that suddenly jump from Spencer'sMJ characterization to Well's MJ characterization.
No you'll just say she's a whore for leaving Peter like that and won't acknowledge that a dumbass writer is the fault and not the fictional character.
Anonymous No.150188705 >>150189325
>>150188236
I'm not him and I think the answer is different why does comic books unable to command and the thing in comic books where they do things in a hill comic book series to piss off the fans for some immediate hate sales and they never go back on it not realizing it was bad for the franchise.Also Paul said be tried under the UN for destroying his planet Earth.
Anonymous No.150188727 >>150189325
>>150188076
>Wouldn't Jean DeWolff be kuudere and Deb would be just like a shy girl
Yeah, dammit
I get kuudere mixed up with hajidere
Which is what those two should be, respectively
Anonymous No.150188907 >>150189017 >>150189325
>>150188076
>>150185523
Let's start with the usual core anime ham archetype with the child ,the mother, the lover archetypes in 3 Spider-Man females.You know just realizing this I realized that I haven't archetype of the strangely close to age and Anime and manga harem who on like that made who is usually weirdly old fart characters Aunt tends to be weirdly close to the protagonist dudes age and is actually in charge of the house everyone lives in.
https://lovehina.fandom.com/wiki/Haruka_Urashima
Anonymous No.150189017 >>150189073
>>150188907
I was able the piece it together, but please, proofread your shit
Anonymous No.150189073 >>150189184
>>150189017
Would you like to share with the class what it's supposed to say?
Anonymous No.150189184
>>150189073
He wants a sexy Aunt May to be a contender, too
If not in the harem then close enough that fans can bridge the gap and gripe that she isn't in
Anonymous No.150189325
>>150188705
>>150188907
I agree ESL-stroke--kun. I think...
>>150188727
Cool. I can't come up with anymore right now. White Rabbit would be the Doronjo/Jessie equivalent with Frog Man and maybe Walrus man as her two henchmen and maybe Gog as the Meowth type.
Anonymous No.150189375
>>150187822
>I was using a speech program on a tablet
How fucking lazy are you?
Anonymous No.150189421
>>150183345 (OP)
MJ, Gwen, and Felicia are mandatory. Venom too. Silk could be an interesting addition. I have a soft spot for Norah.
As an aside, Ult. Spider-Man almost got there with Peter having Gwen, MJ, and Kitty orbiting around him. But then Bendis killed Peter like a retard.
Anonymous No.150189562
Gross. No aunt may
Anonymous No.150189842
I'm not familiar with Silk, but if we're just filling out archetypes I kind of want to cast her as the imouto
Anonymous No.150189885
>>150183345 (OP)
Obviously:
> MJ
> Felicia
After that, it's more of a toss up but I would assume/like to see:
> Liz Allen
> Gwen
> Betty Brant
Anonymous No.150189892
>>150183345 (OP)
only Peter and Felicia are important actually. but other girls can come visit on weekends.
Anonymous No.150189902 >>150189937
>>150183345 (OP)
Didn't peter give a girl cancer from his radioactive cum?
Anonymous No.150189917
>>150185484
I'm married and think that's dumb.

Oh no! A HETEROSEXUAL MAN! EVERYBODY RUN AWAY!!!!
Anonymous No.150189937
>>150189902
Literally no one likes Reign because it was a cheap teemu TDK
Anonymous No.150189993
Mary Jane will be Fucking Flash now that she has broken up with Paul, so mary jane needs to be removed...
Anonymous No.150190003 >>150190081 >>150190288
>>150183345 (OP)
Self inserters are one of the 4 Horsemen of the Spiderpocolypse. You faggots are part of the problem
Anonymous No.150190081 >>150190125
>>150190003
What are the other 3 horsemen
Anonymous No.150190125 >>150190288
>>150190081
Quesada, Brevoort, and Bendis
Anonymous No.150190288 >>150192372
>>150190003
>Self inserters are one of the 4 Horsemen of the Spiderpocolypse.
Why?

>>150190125
>Quesada, Brevoort, and Bendis
And why them?
Anonymous No.150190333
Anonymous No.150190389
Anonymous No.150190449 >>150191857
>>150185523
No, it's:

>Mary Jane: Teasedere evolves into Amadere

>Gwen Stacy: Tsundere

>Liz Allen: Ojoudere

>Betty Brant: Deretsun

>Felicia Hardy: Wannabe Kamidere (but with being Hime instead of Kami) but as Black Cat a mix of Erodere and Nyandere.

>Symbiote: Yandere
Anonymous No.150190457
>>150185558
He even got a bit of Betty
Anonymous No.150190814
>>150183345 (OP)
Anonymous No.150190943 >>150191723
>>150183345 (OP)
His main squeeze
Anonymous No.150190975
>>150188173
Paul is for Peter not her
Anonymous No.150191041
>>150183345 (OP)
As long as we get creative like Kitty, Squirrel Girl, or Jubilee and not just the usual spider skanks
Anonymous No.150191376
>>150183345 (OP)
galacta, squirrel girl, kamala khan, Wanda, she-venom, she-carnage. With young Peter
Anonymous No.150191723 >>150191857
>>150190943
I still maintain that MJ should've always gotten the symbiote, would've made things a LOT interesting if she spent half her time as Peter's dream girl, half her time as a yandere
Anonymous No.150191857
>>150191723
You're in good company anon. I agree. But only for an AU or a small arc where she is only yandere because the symbiote is enhancing her emotions or something like TAS Peter.
But MJ eventually cooling her jets and having a sense of humor is also something anons tend to not highlight and what I like about her.
MJ threads are where much of their cute snarky moments are also shown. That's why I think >>150190449 is partially wrong since MJ doesn't become full amadere she is like that plus deretsun and plus whatever the teasing one is. Like I know BND have utterly spammed MJ being concerned about money/security and Peter being in danger being a conflict but back then it was in a nice balance that kept everyone feeling real.
But yes from a fetish perspective yandere She-VenoMJ engorges my member with rushing blood.
Anonymous No.150192372
>>150190288
Quesadilla wanted the magic divorce because of his unhappy life and not being able to process a relatives death and the others are his weird cult of ass kissing sycophants
Anonymous No.150192550 >>150192691
>>150185484
I’m so sick of seeing Mc harems everywhere. Are there no side characters for these fags to do this with? Every fucking Japanese show has this issue and now I gotta deal with comics and cartoons.
>Dude what if hehehe…what if this underage boy has a harem lol!!
Anonymous No.150192691
>>150192550
There are nearly a hundred shows a season stretching across dozens of genre
Maybe you need to just stop watching harems and branch out
Anonymous No.150192936
You are all mistaken. This is the true winner.
Anonymous No.150193030
>>150183447
I am doing that. Did one yesterday and will do the other on Friday