Homestuck: The Animated Pilot
His time has come
Alright, everybody set to play the Alpha?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:19:16 PM
No.150183574
>>150183626
Well that was fucking weird.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:22:17 PM
No.150183626
>>150183574
Went about as you would expect though.
Mage of Space
9/3/2025, 6:22:50 PM
No.150183636
>>150183691
>>150183553
Ok, rollcall, who made it out?
seer of doom
9/3/2025, 6:24:30 PM
No.150183660
>>150183646
not me thank fuck
wait...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:25:09 PM
No.150183673
>>150183646
Heir of Time.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:25:45 PM
No.150183682
>>150183744
>>150178901
>Gwen: Ascend (the stairs)
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:26:00 PM
No.150183684
The meteor trick works every time, see you chumps in three years.
Seer of Time
9/3/2025, 6:26:25 PM
No.150183691
>>150183775
>>150183646
The damn Space Bards rift from fucking up the frogbreeding so hard....worked? I guess? I say these fucks:
>>150183636 get to deal with the game for a while before we go back, Jesus fucking Christ i need Ibuprofen that spans time itself.
heir of light
9/3/2025, 6:29:53 PM
No.150183739
>>150183887
MEANWHILE IN AN OLD UNIVERSE WHERE JACK MITOSIS'D HIMSELF
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:30:30 PM
No.150183744
>>150183682
>Gwen: Ascend (the stairs) [but do it coolly]
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:32:26 PM
No.150183775
>>150183792
>>150183691
The classic skaia tradition of letting your kids suffer for your consequences
Ah, beautiful
Seer of Time
9/3/2025, 6:33:20 PM
No.150183792
>>150183821
>>150183775
>Fuck them kids.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:35:02 PM
No.150183821
>>150183792
>life is the my ordinary life song from the life-aspect amv
Preme
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:36:14 PM
No.150183846
>>150183868
>>150183646
We hope you enjoyed this round of the game. We hope even more you enjoy what's to come. I know I did.
Keep an eye open. It'll be great.
-You already know.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:37:15 PM
No.150183868
>>150183846
Pricks.
But it was pretty cool, ngl.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:38:19 PM
No.150183887
>>150184068
>>150183739
All of this because anon had the worst taste in shipping⦠worth it
Give me you classpect, and either an arc or item/interest and I'll make your planet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:48:44 PM
No.150184056
>>150184231
>>150183951
Prince of Time
Dersite
My old ass PSP
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:49:24 PM
No.150184068
>>150184112
>>150183887
>Anons after escaping the session in the Alpha timeline when asked about it: https://youtu.be/0NknZYThNQo?si=vOJAeKlRCrAhdjjM&t=255
>DONT LET THE PRINCES NEAR THE TIME ASPECT.
>Multiple fan adventures based on what happens in the thread. It's not just one about a funny anon obsessed with Roxy, now there's something about a certain Gwen that no one cares about, and possibly more shitty OCs things to come.
>The threads devolve into a lot of spam and shitposting, where a bunch of namefags turn the thread into a roleplaying chat that any outsider who hasn't been chronically online following the thread can't even understand what they're talking about or what the fuck is going on.
>At this point people are talking about anything but something on-topic. We're not talking about the upcoming Homestuck pilot, we're not even talking about Homestuck the comic itself. The thread is just a bunch of anons chatting with each other about things that sometimes even they don't understand, /b/-style.
>All the posts in the thread are only about a game that some anons are playing between them.
You fucking guys ruined it. This is WORSE than the Death Battle threads. I'm going to call the mods.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:50:52 PM
No.150184086
>>150184235
>>150184071
Sounds like a you problem.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:51:10 PM
No.150184091
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:52:18 PM
No.150184107
>>150184071
you could post a gif of you sucking dick and it wouldn't be this gay
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:52:34 PM
No.150184112
>>150184068
>They need to be watched VERY closely.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:53:35 PM
No.150184123
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:55:31 PM
No.150184164
>>150184071
Would this happen to be you, Anon?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:55:46 PM
No.150184171
>>150184235
>>150184071
Noone makes spamton recolors on utg anymore i need to shit it up for more aus sorry gramps
>>150184071
>a roleplaying chat that any outsider who hasn't been chronically online following the thread can't even understand what they're talking about
dude
just read the comic
>>150184174
Huge self report, there. That thread was 70% webcomic shit, 30% making shit up because it's fun. Didn't read the webcomic award.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:58:42 PM
No.150184214
>>150184071
>Homestuck threads got banned because mods thought they were becoming circlejerks
>Mods stop banning threads years later after they became fanventure circlejerks
>>150184195
And the insanity of making it up was still somehow more coherent than anything going on in your average Death Battle thread.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:59:36 PM
No.150184231
>>150184298
>>150184056
First off: Fuck you you ass
Second off:
Land Dust and Memories
>A wind swept plain of sand and dust, no life is here any more
>Grey as far as the eye can see, with the only color coming from what sometimes is under the dust: Items of the pas
>Old things from nearly every point in history are across the planet, covered or buried.
>Old Tv's, paintings, antiques, booms, whatever you can imagine that look like it belongs in the past.
>in the grand scheme of things they don't matter, and if the prince waits long enough even they will turn to more dust, letting his planet be truly empty
>But ther is one thing that's special
>Some where, in a old temple, lost and hidden away there's a small metal box, a metal lucn box for kids even
>It's a time capsule, one that was left there for the prince
>It has a game for him to play. Not a major one just a simple game
>It'll help him remeber something hed rather not remember
>It'll help him in the end
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:59:44 PM
No.150184235
>>150184244
>>150184086
>>150184171
Why are you posting panels for ants?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:00:43 PM
No.150184244
>>150184235
Because thats what google had when i found it, and browsing through Vast Error to find that specific page would be a pain in the ass.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:00:49 PM
No.150184245
>>150184071
>Multiple fan adventures based on what happens in the thread. It's not just one about a funny anon obsessed with Roxy, now there's something about a certain Gwen that no one cares about, and possibly more shitty OCs things to come.
Just untrue, there are 2 (two) fan adventures with any relation to the thread, and the only relation they have is that they are suggestion based, the acctual occurances fo the threat are unrelated.
>The threads devolve into a lot of spam and shitposting, where a bunch of namefags turn the thread into a roleplaying chat that any outsider who hasn't been chronically online following the thread can't even understand what they're talking about or what the fuck is going on.
Functionally dead media that is over a decade old is rarely if ever newcomer friendly
>At this point people are talking about anything but something on-topic. We're not talking about the upcoming Homestuck pilot, we're not even talking about Homestuck the comic itself. The thread is just a bunch of anons chatting with each other about things that sometimes even they don't understand, /b/-style.
genuine skill issue, just scroll up
>All the posts in the thread are only about a game that some anons are playing between them.
SKILL ISSUE
K
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Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:03:07 PM
No.150184292
>>150184319
>>150184215
Those thread are filled with the that dude who's gay and bottom for Kratos and a bunch of cuckhold shit that devolve into soerg sessions
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:03:19 PM
No.150184298
>>150184328
>>150184231
First off, it wasn't me, those cretins give my classpect a bad name.
Second off, thanks.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:04:33 PM
No.150184319
>>150184292
Yeah my point, its basically /dbs/ but a wider roster of characters. Weird threads.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:05:04 PM
No.150184328
>>150184298
There were probably tons of innocent princes of time in that session given unfair treatment by the rest of the players, all because of a couple of bad apples.
I should know, I was one of them. You and me are in it together, brother. Dersite, too.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:05:33 PM
No.150184341
>>150183505 (OP)
You know the only thing that could come out of the animated series is would be the action scenes.
They can finally be good combat that looks dynamic
Page of Light
9/3/2025, 7:06:44 PM
No.150184359
>>150183553
Yeah. I guess. I accidentally left my alchemized windows computer with pencil graphite keys behind. There was also a really cool book on my land I forgot to grab, oh well.
Mage of Void
9/3/2025, 7:07:03 PM
No.150184364
>>150183951
>classpect
Bard of Void
>item
My seldom-used sketchbook
Page of Light
9/3/2025, 7:07:45 PM
No.150184372
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:08:53 PM
No.150184393
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:13:36 PM
No.150184471
>>150185517
>>150184071
>It's not just one about a funny anon obsessed with Roxy
His name is LARRY
And also he ain't THE Guy. He's more like the Dave. But without all the...you know what.
I just got here after posting the last panel last night how come some of you fuckers got some of the story beats for hardlocked predicted amidst all that shit.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:16:37 PM
No.150184516
>>150184496
random chance and seers of time are a crazy mix, man
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:17:09 PM
No.150184526
>>150184619
>>150184496
>got some of the story beats for hardlocked predicted amidst all that shit.
Monkeys and typewriters, Hardlocked-Anon. Monkeys and typewriters.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:22:32 PM
No.150184616
>>150184672
So, how would the current writers fuck up their characters if they lived through [S] D--> Seek the Highb100d?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:22:40 PM
No.150184619
>>150184526
>It's all monkeys, it's always been mokeys
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:25:46 PM
No.150184672
>>150184616
Equius would date Terezi and Nepeta would turn to soporifics after Karkat refuses to fuck her because he's a faggot
>>150184496
Do you mean the tape on the clock, the prince fuck nugget thing, the lord of void being a woman or something that went on in the giga-jack event
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:28:25 PM
No.150184717
>>150184774
>>150184496
Is it the nugget porn one
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:29:26 PM
No.150184737
>>150184701
The Lord is already confirmed to be a guy
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:30:13 PM
No.150184753
>>150185061
>>150184701
Probably the Princes fuck everything up for everyone.
Alternatively the other players went onto the Outer Ring Horrorterror fuck Cruise, but i do doubt its that one.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:33:08 PM
No.150184797
>>150184774
I either way will laugh my ass off when it comes up.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:37:53 PM
No.150184873
>>150184774
Come to think of it, didn't somebody say they were a prince and asked not to be killed in response to that one panel?
You don't think...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:50:07 PM
No.150185061
>>150185113
>>150184753
Wait shit it's that the Prince that needs to die is a Prince of Time.
Any and every Prince of Time
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:31 PM
No.150185113
>>150185061
Best way to ensure your inevitability if not a Lord of Time would be to kill the guys that can destroy the timeline where you come into power i guess, true.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:56:55 PM
No.150185192
>>150184496
Haxxed your brain
>>150184174
>>150184195
>>150184215
The fuck you guys are talking about? Using a classpect as a name here, and saying random shit likr "Woah!! Heir of Time made it to Post-Scratch!!" It's not like some Epic 5D Chess shitposting, where you need to have read the comic beforehand to understand it. In fact you post, it makes me think YOU guys are the ones who haven't even read the comic.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:24 PM
No.150185408
>>150185385
Nobody was saying that, either. It was just fun, and relevant.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:14 PM
No.150185441
>>150185385
>dude just read the comic
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:25 PM
No.150185502
>>150185385
>It's not like some Epic 5D Chess shitposting
Literally just gotta have seen the last thread, its not that difficult.
>>150184071
i like to have fun and draw funny things for people
>>150184471
id drew some sicko art for you guys if you at least dropped yourself as kid in godtier clothes
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:23:28 PM
No.150185617
>>150185517
>lockeheed martin symbol
kino
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:23:59 PM
No.150185627
>>150185649
>>150183646
i was asleep what the fuck happened
>>150185627
One anon asked how fucked a session with 4chan would be because we all would want to be the Black Queens manslaves.
Then things got a little out of control.
>>150185517
I never had a problem with your fan adventure. I just don't think having more than one going on is a good idea, and the last thread entered dangerously borderline /b/ territory.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:02 PM
No.150185659
>>150185705
>>150185554
draw some eeyore consorts
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:36 PM
No.150185700
>>150185652
To be fair, one question going off into the most ridiculous shit known to man is atleast somewhat in the spirit of Homestuck. Just shouldnΒ΄t be the default, those 2-3 hours did well enough.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:43 PM
No.150185705
>>150186999
>>150185659
i have ZERO idea whats this...
first for 8est and smartest and cutest spider jobber troll
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:40 PM
No.150185765
>>150185808
>>150185723
where's her did everything wrong award?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:19 PM
No.150185808
>>150185897
>>150185765
she literally did (almost) everything right though? She only lost because the Condesce mogged her because she's literally the ruler of her entire species.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:36 PM
No.150185848
>>150185800
Need this bitch to expose everything up in there
Slap me in the face with her plot
Bounce her narrative on my lap
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:25 PM
No.150185897
>>150186290
>>150185808
Anon, she killed like 4 people of which 2 werenΒ΄t even mindcontrolled at that moment. Even Condy killed less during Game Over.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:55 PM
No.150185945
>>150185649
/hsap/ could theoretically handle it if you broke it into teams based on what each anon specializes in and don't cross the fucking streams
>have bitter /hsg/ oldfags in team 1 doing the more technical heavy lifting for the session and making sure things like frog breeding are on track based on comic knowledge, let this be the "defense" team
>have the /k/ shitposters in team 2 focus on thinning enemies and keeping derse from fucking up shit early because agents, let this be the "offense" team
>everyone else gets thrown at any unexpected problem as cannon fodder and/or maintaining resources, be constantly alchemizing new gear and distributing it among players as needed for pickups, let this be the "support" team
my bet is that success depends on how well a mix of boards can divide and tard-wrangle itself to finish the objective and have a little shitposting, but only as a treat so time isn't wasted
i still don't trust that faggot hussie to fix act 6 if the animated pilot manages to take off
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:42:55 PM
No.150185959
>>150185974
>>150184071
Holy shit we might have a Lord on our hands
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:43:44 PM
No.150185974
>>150185999
>>150185959
I donΒ΄t think Faggotry is a Aspect, anon.
>>150185974
Lord is a class, retard.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:49 PM
No.150186015
>>150186047
>>150185999
And you can't be a Lord because Stupidity isn't an aspect
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:57 PM
No.150186018
>>150185999
Yes, but Lord of Faggotry isnΒ΄t a Classpect, see the problem there?
>>150186015
But it is crucial to lordship, however
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:50:12 PM
No.150186075
>>150186047
You take that back, Caliborn is a hard working warrior poet.
>>150186047
Caliborn has a special kind of brain
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:51:36 PM
No.150186103
>>150186088
Mans build different in every way.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:52:09 PM
No.150186115
>>150186167
>>150186088
Caliborn has a special plan for this world.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:54:52 PM
No.150186162
>>150185652
>more than one going on
4stuck had like two pages since Hardlocked started about a week and a half ago
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:55:02 PM
No.150186167
>>150186291
>>150186088
AND A SPECIAL KIND OF INTELLIGENCE. WHICH I AM THE BEST GENIUS AT.
>>150186115
I PLAN TO DESTROY IT UTTERLY. WITH THE COOL RAINBOW BREATHE I CAN DO LATER. AS A STRONG GENTLE MANLY OLDER ME. HOW DO I LEARN TO DO THAT? PROBABLY THROUGH A SHENANIGAN. IN THE FUTURE.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:58:45 PM
No.150186241
>>150186224
Shounenstuck has always been there, hasnΒ΄t it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:59:32 PM
No.150186253
>>150186269
So ho many times do you have to prototype before enemies becomes nigh-amorphous blobs of a myriad warring, contradictory parts?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:23 PM
No.150186269
>>150186253
Atleast more than 12 times given the Trolls still despite it had their stuff quite functional.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:44 PM
No.150186274
>>150186224
that grimdark rose caught me off guard, lol
>>150185897
It was self-defense. They were coming at her, what else was she supposed to do?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:01:51 PM
No.150186291
>>150186394
>>150186167
Cal, are you still in contact with Vriska? Can you tell her I miss her? >_<
>>150186290
>what was the vastly more competent Serket with god knows how many sweeps worth of mind control experience supposed to do?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:03:19 PM
No.150186327
>>150188344
>>150186290
I wouldnΒ΄t exactly say that Jake was coming at her or that Terezi was much of a threat with her flying. In the case of Jake she outright killed him just to kill a already knocked out Jane.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:03:55 PM
No.150186337
>>150186323
Hey, Araneafag! Been a while, huh? You doing okay off the chanplanet?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:04:39 PM
No.150186352
>>150186389
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:06:52 PM
No.150186389
>>150186352
I can see why it ended up nuked back in the day.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:06:56 PM
No.150186394
>>150186416
>>150186291
I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN CONTACT. WITH TROLLBITCH THE EIGHTH. IT HAS BEEN MY BOYPLEDGE TO NEVER TANGLE WITH THE HOES IN LAME WALLS OF TEXT. EVER AGAIN.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:07:54 PM
No.150186416
>>150186463
>>150186394
>HOES
Been hanging out with Z's friends, huh?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:10:38 PM
No.150186463
>>150186560
>>150186416
I AM A CONNOISSEUR OF WORDS THAT ACCURATELY AND PASSIONLESSLY DESCRIBE THE DUMB BIMBOS. THAT SEEMINGLY ALL SPECIES. MUST UNFORTUNATELY PLAY HOST TO.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:15:11 PM
No.150186560
>>150186463
Don't talk about her like that. She's very important to me. You know she used to come here from time to time during the /v/ stealth threads?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:37:06 PM
No.150186971
>>150187348
>>150185649
I asked the simple favor of
"STOP BEING DEGENS, GET ON THE BATTLEFIELD!"
And it sort of spiraled from there
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:38:34 PM
No.150186999
>>150185705
The Seer of Doom had his consorts all hr Eeyore from Winnie the Poooh
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:38:51 PM
No.150187002
>>150185800
8luh 8luh huge tits
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:44:39 PM
No.150187109
>>150185554
My friend made me one a few years ago but I cant find it. Also im doing shit right now and cant make one but ughgh I wish I could, that sounds so fun.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:57:52 PM
No.150187348
>>150186971
Your typo with "Kings" led to the one commenting that the White Kings in on wanting to end it all, which had me howling like a Banshee, so good job there.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:01:06 PM
No.150187390
>>150187523
>>150185554
I've been trying to figure out my own kid logo design forever and I've been experimenting as best I can to determine my classpect, but unfortunately I don't have anything to present to you. I guess Hussie didn't have a kid logo either.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:09:23 PM
No.150187523
>>150187390
I count the winged sword as a logo
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:09:27 PM
No.150187524
>>150190787
>>150184071
god forbid a thread on the comics board revolve around several ongoing comics
god forbid anons have a little fun with referencing said comics
your classpect is lame btw
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:20:25 PM
No.150187708
>>150187785
wait the trolls didn't even get frogs in their session that's why aradia prototyped them into her kernalsprite
they would've had an impossible reward to win? shit game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:25:39 PM
No.150187785
>>150187849
>>150187708
Nah they had frogs hidden on their planets, Aradia prototyped the frog head to setup BQ taking her ring off.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:30:15 PM
No.150187849
>>150187785
oh right of course
Prince of Mind
9/3/2025, 10:35:43 PM
No.150187935
>>150183646
I made it out just fine. Made the mistake of prototyping one of my Genestealer models, though. Sorry about that.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:37:40 PM
No.150187968
>>150183553
What happened?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:39:27 PM
No.150187993
>>150188014
>>150189132
>>150185554
I have had a kid symbol since i was small. Colors are prussian blue with a highlighter yellow symbol
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:41:15 PM
No.150188014
>>150189132
>>150187993
Mage of space. No not that one the one that became a bard of void
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:41:44 PM
No.150188023
>>150188036
>>150188153
>>150187987
I'm out of commission as far as actually drawing original kid art, but if I throw myself in the Farrago doll maker and give you a classpect and chumhandle and whatever, will you throw me on there?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:42:17 PM
No.150188036
>>150188044
>>150188023
suuuuuuuuuure
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:43:00 PM
No.150188044
>>150188063
>>150188036
Are these actually OCs of yours? I thought they were just other anons here from some jamboree I missed.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:44:21 PM
No.150188063
>>150188640
>>150188044
just drew my friends for fun, but i can recycle them into ocs ye
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:50:57 PM
No.150188153
>>150188023
>Farrago doll maker
oh hey this site is pretty cool
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:58:16 PM
No.150188273
>>150188298
>>150187987
Why is doomguy confused
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:59:50 PM
No.150188298
>>150188273
not sure about him, he whines a lot
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:00:51 PM
No.150188317
*wwades into thread*
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:02:19 PM
No.150188344
>>150203334
>>150186327
Jake was an unfortunate casualty. He had to die so that Jane could be killed
>>150186323
The Condesce is literally the most powerful troll in canon, Aranea couldn't help but job to her, AND the Condesce also had mind-control powers as well somehow, and from what I remember, Vriska couldn't mind control Aranea because she was so much stronger than her, so Aranea probably couldn't mind control the Condesce due to the difference in power
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:03:34 PM
No.150188364
>>150188382
>>150188833
>>150187987
where's the Theif of Cum
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:04:45 PM
No.150188382
>>150188364
space player i added a new heart player too
>>150188063
hypnoTerrorist.
Page Of Space.
Dersian sway.
Handkind.
Kid symbol should probably just be a shut eye colored Vriska's hex code.
I didn't participate in the speculative Land exercise.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:29:06 PM
No.150188692
>>150188640
>Page Of Space.
Welp, unless predestination is extremely generous with how long we have until the reckoning we're fucked
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:29:42 PM
No.150188699
>>150188730
>>150188734
>>150188640
>HYPNOterrorist
>kid symbol uses #005682
>has the same hair as Vriska
What could this mean
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:32:07 PM
No.150188726
Egomaniacs is pretty fun
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:32:26 PM
No.150188730
>>150188699
I hear there are a few people in these threads who are very fond of her, but it's probably unrelated.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:32:30 PM
No.150188734
>>150188748
>>150188699
Means they're gonna be a huge bitch and cripple the weakest player
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:33:32 PM
No.150188748
>>150188767
>>150188834
>>150188734
But she's a page, she IS the weakest player
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:34:59 PM
No.150188767
>>150188748
Being a page doesn't automatically make you the weakest player. It just means you have unrealized potential. You don't need to be weak to have unrealized potential
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:36:47 PM
No.150188793
Guess I'll bring my old fantroll out of retirement. Someone sweet on Tumblr made sprite work of him for me unprompted and i still have it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:41:12 PM
No.150188833
>>150188364
don't forget Flesh of Light
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:41:13 PM
No.150188834
>>150188853
>>150188748
>she's
Fuck, where did I go wrong?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:42:49 PM
No.150188853
>>150188879
>>150188834
is that not supposed to be a girl?
crunchygelato
9/3/2025, 11:44:25 PM
No.150188872
butter marshmallow skillet time who was yours
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:44:41 PM
No.150188879
>>150188853
Hussieβs new gf posted her kid sprite?!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:09:05 AM
No.150189173
>>150189132
Thatβs right im just an edgy prospitan
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:14:22 AM
No.150189232
>>150189331
>>150189410
>>150189132
Thanks, bro.
By the way, hypnoTerrorist is my actual handle and I use Pesterchum daily.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:20:38 AM
No.150189331
>>150189362
>>150189410
>>150189232
wheres the h come from
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:22:40 AM
No.150189362
>>150189410
>>150189331
>notices all the other kids in your chart are CGAT
FUCK.
DELETE IT WHILE I FIX IT! AAAAAAGHGHHGHG
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:24:22 AM
No.150189378
>>150189132
Dammn I gotta make mine. I still cant find the one my friend drew me. Promise not to move on too fast, I have actual shit to do irl so I cant be constantly checking these threads
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:26:37 AM
No.150189410
>>150189596
>>150189132
>>150189232
>>150189331
>>150189362
You can probably change it to catnapTerrorist on the ref sheet and I'll do the same on my chumhandle.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:32:25 AM
No.150189483
>>150189596
>>150189132
archeotechnicalArthurian
mage of space
prospitan sway
brushkind
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:41:19 AM
No.150189565
>Go on DB
>For a brief moment, connect to an "Alan"
>Disconnects immediately before I can call him a wankbreath
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:42:41 AM
No.150189583
>>150189590
>>150183505 (OP)
He was fucking gay and deserved his crippling and murder for turning her down
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:43:31 AM
No.150189590
>>150189583
Vriska haters just do it because they refuse to acknowledge how hot she is.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:44:00 AM
No.150189596
>>150189614
>>150189687
>>150189410
webs cuz vriska and stakeouts cuz all hyponsis porn starts with stakeouts lol
>>150189483
uhhh, visual reference needed
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:45:05 AM
No.150189614
>>150189640
>>150189661
>>150189596
>stakeouts cuz all hyponsis porn starts with stakeouts lol
Can...can you elaborate a little bit?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:46:45 AM
No.150189640
>>150189666
>>150189614
basically all rape related porn starts- wait a fucking moment why did i mistook the word stakeout for ambush F U C K
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:48:49 AM
No.150189661
>>150189666
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:49:20 AM
No.150189666
>>150189753
>>150189640
>>150189661
Generic separation of hypnosis and rape stereotypes comment followed by generic comment about not being into sex...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:51:24 AM
No.150189687
>>150189752
>>150189596
Second to the left. I am giving you my missing info
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:56:02 AM
No.150189752
>>150189687
okie dokie now bb i want to sleep
Seer of Time
9/4/2025, 12:56:09 AM
No.150189753
>>150189666
Satan, stop noticing things.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:45:10 AM
No.150190407
>>150184071
>"Waaaaaah, mommy the other kids hate me cuz I hate fun and muh face is stupid"
Used that Farrago thing for a mockup.
>theogonicGrapheme
>Prince of Doom
>Derse
>Land of Scripts and Calcium
>Staffkind
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:57:52 AM
No.150190564
>>150190550
Disregard the name, didn't change the placeholder it rolled.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:59:19 AM
No.150190580
>>150190550
>Yer a wizard, [________]
>>150187524
>your classpect is lame btw
What is my classpec?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:16:15 AM
No.150190800
>>150190787
Is this real life?
>>150184071
I wouldn't bother, since the buzz around the Gio controversy/Spindleroo pilot has died down, this thread is basically a useless wasteland. Not really any interesting or content left and it's devolved into low functioning autists shitting out really embarrassing, crude OC roleplay
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:23:33 AM
No.150190906
>>150191017
>>150190787
Bard of Homosexuality
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:24:44 AM
No.150190926
>>150190898
>useless wasteland
I mean what /co/ thread isn't
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:25:45 AM
No.150190940
>>150190967
>>150190898
So what's the point of continuing to make threads? I'm sure when the pilot comes out, it'll give us a lot of stupid shit to talk about. All we'll accomplish is getting Homestuck actually banned from /co/ again.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:28:42 AM
No.150190967
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:30:11 AM
No.150190995
>>150191094
>>150190898
>low functioning autists shitting out really embarrassing, crude OC roleplay
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:31:40 AM
No.150191017
>>150190906
OMG, Do I have the power to transform others into homosexuals, then? Cool :D
-I use my powers on ANON No.150190906- YAY, you GAY NOW!!!
what do people see in sburb that makes them keep making sburb fanventures
i genuinely don't see it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:36:14 AM
No.150191094
>>150190995
Water dissolving, and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving, and water removing
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:41:38 AM
No.150191173
>>150191086
>noone goes to mspfa for anything but homestuck
>simple, easily replicated artstyle
>standardized premise
>tons of customization
>homestuck nostalgia
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:42:01 AM
No.150191182
>>150191086
You get to fuse items and shit, you get cool powers based on your personality, and you get to live in a fantasy world. It's like isekai, but in a video game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:57:34 AM
No.150191441
>>150191086
A big draw of Homestuck is the worldbuilding. We get a ton of detail about how Sburb works, with very noticeable holes that are ripe for filling with theories and speculation. And the more you headcanon about how things work in those clear patches of void, the closer you get to mentally creating a session of Sburb.
what is this thread, I thought the pilot was released
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:11:08 AM
No.150191646
>>150191496
It's just a bunch of anons roleplaying with each other and talking about creating OCs.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:34:48 AM
No.150191963
>>150191496
waiting room of random bullshit until pilot actually releases + pre-pilot drama from hussie's latest discord circlejerk
Since we're only talking about nothing and talking about how we're talking about nothing, I will ask a question to change the topic and maybe spark new conversation(s). Where would you guys be on the hemospectrum if you were a troll?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:50:15 AM
No.150192179
>>150191496
No just a trailer. Little to speak of. Inwards spiral. Pilot will release sometime this month.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:56:46 AM
No.150192274
Should I play Hiveswap? Is it good? Are there any cute and/or fuckable girls in it?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:01:10 AM
No.150192338
>>150192087
Teal, I think.
what are some good fan adventures?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:03:45 AM
No.150192379
>>150192388
>>150192087
Probably yellow.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:04:25 AM
No.150192388
>>150192379
>Piss blooded
Loser
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:05:01 AM
No.150192396
>>150192341
A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:12:54 AM
No.150192543
>>150192722
>>150192087
I'm tired of hearing about anons. I wanna see more story stuff.
Like uh...when do you anons reckon we're finding trolls on 4stuck? And how will they be like?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:22:31 AM
No.150192705
>>150192766
>>150192087
I go by what my sign is which is same as vriska- cobolt. except I wouldn't have any cool powers like her
>>150192543
I can't help but think that'll be ages from the most recent page, the pacing has been relatively slow and Maiko hasn't even been revealed yet... though I guess they could pull the plot point of her being a troll, maybe?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:25:31 AM
No.150192766
>>150192914
>>150192705
What if you get the opposite where you can force the mind of other people into your body, letting youmake use of their expertise and decisionmaking while they're elsewhere, but without losing control of your own body; would you use that?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:32:24 AM
No.150192914
>>150192987
>>150192766
I think I might end up relying on it too much as a crutch and it learning to let it go could make for an interesting arc
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:35:36 AM
No.150192987
>>150193038
>>150192914
it does sound pretty cool, anon, you'd be a cool troll to read about
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:37:52 AM
No.150193038
>>150192987
thanks, anon. your question was pretty cool and got me thinking how the story would go
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:41:17 AM
No.150193118
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:42:47 AM
No.150193148
>>150183951
>Prince of Doom
>A knitted chicken hat
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:46:51 AM
No.150193226
>>150192722
Pretty sure Alan had already seen her before, so probably not.
But yeah, it is kinda slow.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:48:41 AM
No.150193259
>>150192087
I would live it up in the slums with the rust whores for all of 6 days before getting culled
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:50:20 AM
No.150193302
>>150193032
lmao no, doing anything FRAF related seems like looking for trouble in the long run. I dont care for friendsim 2, but if even they decided to ran away from FRAF there has to be a reason
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:52:18 AM
No.150193349
>>150183951
Bard of Light
Collection of exotic teas
We need Rachel back
fun fact I was actually the one who suggested the name Rachel. I named her after Rachel from the animorphs
>>150193032
Take notice on how Dave is as far away as possible from both Jade and Karkat. This is a subtle reference to the fact that he's saving himself for Aradia.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:58:27 AM
No.150193469
>>150193424
Actually, its a subtle reference about how Dave is built for grippy (Rose) Lalonde pussy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:03:51 AM
No.150193569
>>150193032
BRAP official
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:04:08 AM
No.150193576
>>150193418
>spoiler
and I got to name Fucknuts Wankbrain :)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:08:01 AM
No.150193626
>>150193418
I wanna see them actually get to playing. And Maiko, too. I wanna see her.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:17:10 AM
No.150193765
>>150193032
I like John's little polo shirt
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:36:12 AM
No.150194060
>>150192087
if we're going by the extended zodiac
>fuschia
im fucking off to grow weed and exotic fruit at the bottom of the ocean with a handful of drones
I fucking hate homestuck fans
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:27 AM
No.150194293
>>150194222
>I fucking hate homestuck fans
why
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:54:40 AM
No.150194329
>>150194222
Not a single kanye album for Dave how is that even possible
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:59:22 AM
No.150194388
>>150194477
had a dream I came across another dirkdave shipper in the threads. shit was hype
>>150194388
why do you ship them? what's the appeal?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:23:37 AM
No.150194729
>>150194818
>>150194477
>what's the appeal?
gay incest
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:31:41 AM
No.150194818
>>150194477
there's a lot to like. they are some of my favorite characters. and they have a lot in common to bond over while still being distinctively unique. and they have hangups about their alternate selves. and they will call each other out on the bullshit they try to pull- which promotes growth. they compliment each other
they're a fun pair to see that's the holy trinity: cute, funny and badass
>>150194729
yes
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:12:56 AM
No.150195237
I WANT VRISKA TO HYPNOTIZE ME.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:31:29 AM
No.150195426
>>150195481
>>150193418
Is rachel such a bitch because she gets ptsd flashbacks to the war?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:37:05 AM
No.150195481
>>150195533
>>150195426
No. Sheβs such a bitch because she gets ptsd flash forwards to the troll war
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:39:26 AM
No.150195506
>>150192341
Suburban Slasher has been pretty fun to read
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:01 AM
No.150195514
>>150192087
im not sure thats a personality thing you can just judge. but if we go by zodiac, im fuchsia, which seems entirely limited to the royal family, so i guess that makes me the condesce's heiress (male) destined to kill her and all other competition
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:56 AM
No.150195522
>>150192087
Iβm an indigo blood through and through. Itβs my zodiac and my mood kindred troll
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:41:57 AM
No.150195533
>>150195579
>>150195481
If only she had someone as dedicated emotional support and who she could throw bottles at teehee
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:47:21 AM
No.150195579
>>150195602
>>150195533
Alan or girlTroll call it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:50:06 AM
No.150195602
>>150195874
>>150195579
Either way sheβs throwing bottles at alan
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:20:38 AM
No.150195859
>>150192087
I'm capricorn so purpleblood. Which is alright because i like jesters. Wouldn't care about the cult though I just like the makeup
Seer of Time
9/4/2025, 8:20:41 AM
No.150195861
>>150192341
beneViolents pretty fun if you want just a swarm of Cherubs being absolute gremlin creatures.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:25:45 AM
No.150195914
>>150195874
gentles and gentlemen. we have a strife specibus
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:05:42 AM
No.150196203
>>150196637
>>150195989
>Bottlekind
I guess for melee she just starts going full pub brawl.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:15:42 AM
No.150196547
>>150192722
>Be maiko, troll
>Be so obsessed with humans you put on white makeup to blend in with them
She's like Maya but less D*tch, how would Alan react?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:39:51 AM
No.150196637
>>150196712
>>150195989
>>150196203
when she's especially mad she's breaks the bottlekind into a 1/2 bottlekind
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:06:09 AM
No.150196712
>>150196637
Exactly, thats the melee application.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:02:54 PM
No.150196904
>>150196912
>>150183505 (OP)
I literally JUST realized that the pilot is coming out this month.
Fuck, September's going to be legitimately fucking crazy.
>Hollow Knight: Silksong Releasing today
>Helluva Boss getting a new pilot episode for it's Prime debut on September 10th.
>Homestuck Pilot later this month
>Knights of Guinevere Pilot September 19th
There's so much shit coming out this month. There's also that Homestuck Re-Release thing for the webcomic but I doubt anyone actually cares about that since UHC is just a better way to read the comic.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:04:02 PM
No.150196912
>>150196904
>implying theyβre not just gonna steal shit from UHC and add it to their re-release
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:10:25 PM
No.150196936
>>150191086
It's basically like theorycrafting a DnD party but infinitely easier because you don't have to worry about anything pesky like 'stats' or 'mechanics' ruining whatever autistic bullshit you've imagined in your head.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:13:21 PM
No.150196947
>>150197046
>>150192087
You don't get to decide what caste you're born as.
You just get to hope that it's not one of the shit ones.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:42:07 PM
No.150197046
>>150197216
>>150196947
Jade up to Indigo is decent comparatively by being in the middle, the others you get fucked one way or the other.
>Rust/Bronze/Gold: lmao
>Olive: Hope you like being the furry caste.
>Purple: Clowns and hyperaggression, good luck.
>Violet: Live in the fucking water and disliked by just about everyone else for it.
>Fuchsian: Condy is sending the drones on your ass, can't have competition.
After three long hours in Procreate I have created a patron troll for Rachel
What shall be her name?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:30:28 PM
No.150197216
>>150197046
Nothing wrong with us purplebloods yo
You just jelly
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:33:52 PM
No.150197227
>>150204310
>>150197048
Stayse McPrep
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:36:55 PM
No.150197240
>>150197048
Suzie Bhutwhype
You know, I saw some people wondering how exactly they were going to fit all of Act 1 into the pilot episode, especially since it's only 11 minutes long.
But then I actually went and re-read Act 1 today.
Lets list all the actually relevant things that need to be covered in Act 1, up until the Cruxstruder is activated.
Act 1: Part 1 - John fucks around in his room
>Introduce John, Rose and Dave
>Introduce the Sylladex Mechanic
>See Dad show up and take the mail from the window
Act 1: Part 2 - John fucks around downstairs
>Open the present containing the Harlequin
>Strife with Dad
>Get the Sburb Beta
Act 1: Part 3 - Playing Sburb
>Install Sburb Beta
>Rose places the Totem Lathe, Cruxstruder and Alchemiter
>John and Rose Activate the Cruxstruder
After this, the entire rest of Act 1 (the rest of Part 3 and all of Parts 4 and 5) takes place over the course of 4 minutes and 20 seconds.
If we assume that the animated series will actually stick to that time limit, the question is not "Can we do all of Act 1 in 11 minutes".
But rather "Can we do all the important plot beats of the first half of Act 1 in 7 minutes".
As a side note, despite how short it is a LOT of Act 1 is taken up by John 'observing' various objects in his house (posters, fireplace, harlequins, cakes, etc), solving puzzles and going on a bunch of random, meaningless tangents that don't go anywhere.
These things don't really serve any real narrative or characterization purpose and are mainly there as a result of Act 1 being back when Homestuck was still being treated as a CYOA comic imitating a point-and-click adventure game. Thus they can be either cut or turned into visual background details that we don't waste time on.
TLDR: Barely fucking anything even happens in Act 1. It's just John dicking around for an hour with 10 minutes of actual plot relevant stuff.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:25:20 PM
No.150197488
>>150197504
>>150197463
They got like 10 minutes total, the last minutes for showing Jade on her Island and Karkat likely entering the troll session as a parallel to John. (His Lusussprites in the trailer, so that sounds right to me, he won't interact with them.)
>>150197488
Good thing there's only 10 minutes of actual plot relevant events in Act 1 then.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:28:58 PM
No.150197513
>>150197504
Pretty much, its doable.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:34:44 PM
No.150197547
>>150183951
Page of Space
Dersite
One of my anime girl figures
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:44:13 PM
No.150197621
>>150197048
Grista Dinket
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:53:53 PM
No.150197689
>>150198194
>>150197048
>all green clothes but blue makeup
is she a greenblood that desperately wants to be a blueblood?
anyway clitie rubher for a name
>>150197463
>>150197504
I would say skipping all the jokes and the setup for the jokes for a bare-bones 10 min version is wack. but skipping most of the conversations also makes the character development and decisions down the line also required omission or else it'd make no sense. so we are also to omit
>rose's snooty misunderstanding of her mom
>dave's weird relationship with his bro
>john's realization that everything his dad did was just to love him, such as pretending to like clowns
>the setup for the trolls trolling all throughout their timeline backwards
>dave's tendency to ramble
>I doubt they will explain capchalogging, fetch modus, and strife specibus well enough so that's out the window
>betty crocker
>john's fascination with movies as both a part of his characterization but also for plot shit like casey, the bunny, and vriska's first ever flushed crush
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:20:43 PM
No.150197884
>>150197790
I agree. They will need to make up for it in future episodes which will probably be around 20 minutes long which is the viz standard
>>150184071
>>150190898
Funny at the amount of seethe that post caused despite it being right about how cringe the previous thread was
I came to talk about HS or at least rant about dumb stuff in the fanbase, not RPing with a bunch of faggots I donβt know. If Iβm gonna do that Iβd play tablestuck or go on dreambubble.xyz
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:30:40 PM
No.150197947
>>150198134
>homestuck banned on /co/ for a decade
>mods finally start allowing threads again
>weeks later, the pilot is announced
is there an insider moderating /co/?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:37:55 PM
No.150198012
>>150197790
I'm pretty sure they can manage to throw in some lines of dialogue and jokes to establish most of those things without needing to extend the time required.
One of the benefits of them shifting from typed chat logs to spoken dialogue is that characters can talk and act at the same time, which saves on time.
A lot of the time spent in Act 1 is going back and forth between characters actually doing things and then returning to the computer/PDA for text chats. This problem doesn't exist with spoken dialogue/voice chat, which the trailer seems to indicate is what they're doing in the animated pilot.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:51:31 PM
No.150198134
>>150197947
Anon, they only really didn't get pruned since the day before the announcement when there was the UHC drama, the ones before were 50/50 on deleted with one thrown over to /trash/.
Where could jadeβs character have gone after cascade?
Lovecraftβs cat
9/4/2025, 3:55:39 PM
No.150198176
>>150198135
An exceptionally Heterosexual direction
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:56:54 PM
No.150198194
>>150197689
Sheβs a cerulean blue blood, but a mind player
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:04:43 PM
No.150198249
>>150198269
>>150194343
Because Dave isn't a hateful fascist sweaty :)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:06:52 PM
No.150198269
>>150199565
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:10:15 PM
No.150198301
>>150198322
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:13:41 PM
No.150198322
>>150198330
>>150198301
why would jade use our shitty VR tech when she already had better stuff than us today in 2009
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:14:29 PM
No.150198330
>>150198322
she is on vr chat
if the kids played wizard101 what school of magic do you think they would pick
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:51:16 PM
No.150198612
>>150199580
>>150198537
John: Illusion
Rose: Necromancy
Dave: Evocation
Jade: Divination
Jane: Enchantment
Jake: Abjuration
Roxy: Conjuration
Dirk: Alteration
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:55:52 PM
No.150198663
>>150198135
Her powers under poor control. That's it. It was all she had to do in order to remain relevant. "I have Green Sun powers now and I can barely control them even as a God-Witch of Space" and you roll from there with the threat of her being controlled by the Empress, and trying to develop her powers without obliterating half of paradox space.
But, once again, Hussie is a failure of a writer.
What Cardfight Vanguard clan would each of the kids play?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:03:35 PM
No.150199444
>>150199489
What would be the main morphs of the beta kids if they were animorphs?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:06:30 PM
No.150199489
>>150200240
>>150199444
Jade would be a dog
Rose would be a cat
Dave would be a crow
and John would be a fucking harlequin or something idk
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:11:51 PM
No.150199565
>>150199586
>>150198269
where tf are his teeth
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:12:25 PM
No.150199580
>>150198612
He said wizard101 not dnd
>>150198537
John: Storm
Rose; Myth with Star
Dave: Fire
Jade: Life with Moon
Jake: Balance
Dirk: Ice or Death with Sun
Jane: Life
Roxy: Storm
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:12:56 PM
No.150199586
>>150199565
wait. i.. i think its a kitten
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:16:04 PM
No.150199629
>>150197928
By God your an unfunny Fag
People have an ounce of fun doing something without you and you think it's their fault your not enjoying yourself anymore.
No wonder your so bored all the time
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:20:12 PM
No.150199687
>>150198926
John: Pale Moon
Rose: Granblue
Dave: Murakumo
Jade: Great Nature
Jane: Oracle Think Tank
Jake: Gear Chronicle
Dirk: Link Joker
Roxy: Nubatama
What Magic the Gathering deck would the kids play?
Which of the kids would get their child circumcized?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:34:39 PM
No.150199915
>>150199932
>>150199886
Rose lalonde apparently
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:36:14 PM
No.150199932
>>150200074
>>150199915
they cut Vrissy's foreskin off?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:40:47 PM
No.150199985
>>150200035
>>150199886
none of them, they're real humans
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:44:27 PM
No.150200035
>>150200061
>>150199985
I think Jake would do it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:46:49 PM
No.150200061
>>150200035
As if Tavvy doesnΒ΄t have enough issues already.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:47:21 PM
No.150200074
>>150199860
John: Blue tempo
Rose: Eldrazi
Dave: Aristocrats
Jade: Pod combo
Jane: Underworld Cookbook
Jake: Merfolk
Dirk: Affinity
Roxy: Ephemerate Scam
Half based on interests of theirs, half based on the kinds of strategies they employ otherwise.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:56:44 PM
No.150200186
Which DBD killers would the Alternian trolls gravitate towards? would their choices bedifferent than those of their ancestors?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:57:58 PM
No.150200207
>>150200315
>>150200093
Although, thematically, the Thopter Foundry/Sword of the Meek/Time Sieve core would be perfect for Dave
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:59:18 PM
No.150200218
>>150200315
What flavour of edible panties do you think each of the beforan trolls prefer to chow down on?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:01:15 PM
No.150200240
>>150199489
>partial rabbit motif
how do you miss this unless you mean copying other people's appearances to fuck with them
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:01:43 PM
No.150200248
>>150200315
>>150199860
rose- dimir
jade- simic
dave- gruul
john- izzet
roxy- golgari
dirk- azorius
jake- boros
jane- selesnya
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:05:27 PM
No.150200291
>>150200093
I bet sollux would play slivers, the bastard
>>150200315
no. this is very, very not fun. Please anon, I'm begging you, suggest something, anything else to talk about. I can't fucking take this any more
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:12:20 PM
No.150200363
>>150200401
>>150198537
What if they played WoW?
I found some art pieces and will drop them soon.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:14:21 PM
No.150200384
>>150200409
>>150200352
hey there were really TWO AND A HALF ANONS that were not happy about previous thread sky-rocketing hundred posts above bumplimit, nuh uh, no fun allowed
and no, no discussing aranea's araneas
and no posting memes, nor posting any kind of art. nuh uh
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:15:52 PM
No.150200401
>>150200363
jade would play a hunter
idk anyone else
>>150200384
trust me anon. I love fun. I love posting Aranea (picrel), but asking which kids would do what is getting stale really, really, really qiuckluy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:17:47 PM
No.150200420
>>150200352
Which thing would each kid ask the Homestuck thread which each kid would do?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:18:22 PM
No.150200425
>>150200435
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:18:27 PM
No.150200427
I hope everyone behind anything offical simultaniously slips and bangs their heads on a pieces of furniture leaving them as vegetables.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:18:56 PM
No.150200435
>>150200442
>>150200425
>Rose is Niffty
That's adorable.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:19:10 PM
No.150200439
>>150200409
we need spawn a non-tranny janny who will subnet ban questionfags. and spawning such janny is equal to 0.00000000dick%
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:19:32 PM
No.150200442
>>150200466
>>150200435
Tiny Rose is in fact surprisingly good.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:21:20 PM
No.150200466
>>150200442
well obviously rose is tiny, she's a bookish dweeb that never goes outside and is probably malnourished to boot
>>150200409
Yes please flood the thread with your girlfailure spiderbitch again it was riveting all the other times.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:23:52 PM
No.150200501
>>150200470
Are you being sarcastic or are you being serious? Genuine question btw
>>150200470
Why do normalfags HATE the Serkets SO much?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:26:00 PM
No.150200529
>>150200515
They just have very, very bad taste. It's not their fault, they were simply born that way
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:26:31 PM
No.150200533
>>150200550
>>150200515
probably because they have sex sometimes and don't let their horniness stop them form seeing they're horrible people with no redeeming qualities
>>150200315
Is 1-2 anons complaining all that it takes for the fanventure anons to stop? Really?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:27:33 PM
No.150200550
>>150200533
Have you ever considered that sex isn't actually hot, that it isn't the end-all-be-all of this life, and that you're just retarded?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:29:31 PM
No.150200570
>>150200626
>>150200541
DonΒ΄t think any of them stopped at all, 4Stuck Anon i have no clue, likely still fighting with assets but the Hardlocked one clearly is simply busy making it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:29:49 PM
No.150200575
>>150200541
nah its just the thread is losing steam. They will be back sometime after the pilot drops where the (you)s are a plentiful
>>150200570
Why did that post get so many (you)'s of anger then? It's just one fucking anon complaining. What's the big deal here?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:35:20 PM
No.150200648
>>150200666
>>150200626
Homestuck is a threat to their species and they will continue to target, bully, abuse and dismantle it every single chance they get.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:36:19 PM
No.150200664
>>150197048
Stella Grungr
>>150200648
That doesn't answer my question at all.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:37:23 PM
No.150200680
>>150200811
>>150200626
I dunno, you see anything else we got to do? Might aswell.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:37:40 PM
No.150200686
>>150200666
It does. Anything in these threads that strikes you as nonsensical or inexplicably cruel is just another attack. Tell them to fuck off, count the bodies and move on. There's really nothing else we can do at this point.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:38:09 PM
No.150200696
>>150200666
Anon is stream of consciousness posting to keep the thread going. It doesn't have meaning only feeling.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:43:17 PM
No.150200761
>>150200794
>>150200515
I actually like the serkets a lot as a character but spamming 200 pics of your waifu is too much to be honest.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:46:35 PM
No.150200794
>>150200761
You gotta throw the hook out with a small bit of bait, not drown out the entire pond with it.
>>150200680
I would have never believe that THIS was the endgame ship
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:49:10 PM
No.150200824
>>150200811
yet here we are
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:50:53 PM
No.150200851
>>150200811
And somehow its the lynchpin that causes a full collapse on the Dave/Karkat front by them suddenly being together if Terezi isnt between there.
Hey guys I'm Vivziepop and this is the official character design for Dave and Karkat.
You WILL be peer pressured to draw them like this by the fandom, or else you're racist and homophobic.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:01:04 PM
No.150200991
>>150201037
>>150200973
>karkat with a ponytail
I'm listening
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:03:00 PM
No.150201021
>>150200515
She, her friends, and her bitchass dancestor took up pages and story that could have been used to talk about Equius or Nepeta. But noooo we just have to watch this boring bitch fuck around for hours.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:04:02 PM
No.150201037
>>150201107
>>150200991
Where tf is the ponytail
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:09:13 PM
No.150201107
>>150201037
theres a distinction between two parts of his hair, I'm guessing it must be a ponytail
>>150200973
That Karkat is just a girl with stubble, hideous.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:11:15 PM
No.150201139
>>150201111
We need girl Karkat
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:11:49 PM
No.150201146
>>150201165
>>150201111
She should have a full beard
Up top and down below
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:14:14 PM
No.150201165
>>150201207
>>150201111
>>150201146
trolls don't have hair below the eyebrows
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:17:18 PM
No.150201197
>>150200973
>karkat's blood color relealved through his eyes when hiding it was his whole thing
>dave with a huge blush and cheshire cat grin when the try-hard poker face was his whole thing
fucking fandoms I swear to god
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:17:55 PM
No.150201207
>>150201165
Artists rarely understand the nuances of xenobiology.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:28:08 PM
No.150201993
>>150202039
>>150200541
Im not gonna do hardlocked daily partly because college is gaping my ass badly and partly because it wont be too long, i doubt it has over a 100 pages more on it before its done
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:32:25 PM
No.150202039
>>150201993
Wow you were like a baby when homestuck started
Update on the PB Update, its taking a lot longer than I anticipated, I've been pretty busy with work, and I am waiting on some artists to do their panels. I was hoping I would've had it done within 2 weeks but that doesn't seem likely.
Hope to get an update out to yall soon
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:41:38 PM
No.150202151
>>150202132
godspeed moonrunes
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:04:28 PM
No.150202428
>>150202451
>>150202132
Why did he get spaghetti sauce everywhere? Is he stupid? Was he raised in a cage?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:06:55 PM
No.150202451
>>150202428
>Was he raised in a cage?
I mean yeah, kinda.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:13:51 PM
No.150202514
>>150202524
>>150202132
woo! can't wait
so you're working with multiple people on this comic? how does the pipeline go?
Moonrunes
9/4/2025, 10:14:36 PM
No.150202524
>>150202807
>>150202514
I ask guest artists if theyd like to contribute, but mainly its just me
>>150192722
>>150192722
i think the issue is im actually not really that interested in running a sburb session
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:38:41 PM
No.150202807
>>150202524
>guest artists
that sounds so fun!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:40:59 PM
No.150202834
>>150202754
write whatever homosuck-esque story you want. we read because larry, rach and alan are fun as hell
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:42:39 PM
No.150202859
>>150202901
>>150202754
I mean, do you not specifically want to run sburb, or are you just tired from the concept? I'm pretty sure anons want to see the characters rather than specifically the "game" of sburb.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:44:09 PM
No.150202885
>>150202754
friends inside alanβ¦
his woobification is nearly completeβ¦
>>150202859
sburb is what they are supposed to be doing. Unless there is some other plot for them to chase
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:46:40 PM
No.150202912
>>150203036
>>150202901
Well, I don't know what you want me to say, anon. Obviously this thread likes seeing Alan and Friends and want to see more of them.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:49:03 PM
No.150202930
>>150203036
I also want a continuation of larryquest
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:57:48 PM
No.150203036
>>150203063
>>150203226
>>150202754
>>150202901
>>150202912
>>150202930
Gentlemen, there is a option thats more low effort while maximizing potential shitposts:
A Best Of/Montage, not unlike that one piece of "fanart" one anon did of a Timeskip to Alan/Rachel on Derse. Cut to a scene later, fuck around some with that and so on. The gaps end up practically filled out by whatever insanity one can think of how they got to that point.
>Its a Larry waging war on Derse episode
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:59:31 PM
No.150203061
>>150202901
If they mess up bad enough you could play with them bringing things from Paradox space into reality instead of bringing themselves into paradox space
It is a bootleg after all
I just wanna see them doing whatever
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:59:45 PM
No.150203063
>>150203083
>>150203036
I mean, if that's what it takes to keep it going, sure, but you can't deny that it would skip a lot of important moments, like Rachel finally learning wtf this all is, or Maiko finally appearing.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:59:52 PM
No.150203064
>>150202901
obviously you should have ran with EVE: Online
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:01:36 PM
No.150203083
>>150203119
>>150203248
>>150203063
See thats scenes you can work with, this way would cut down on the shenanigans inbetween while allowing coming up with some silly scenario the characters gotten into since the last scene.
Maiko being a Void Player and just constantly not being shown would be funny in itself, atleast thats my opinion.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:02:19 PM
No.150203089
Maiko will NEVER show up, Maikofags BTFO
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:05:26 PM
No.150203119
>>150203126
>>150203083
>Maiko being a Void Player and just constantly not being shown would be funny in itself
I've seen that one before
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:06:18 PM
No.150203126
>>150203143
>>150203119
Been a while since i caught back up on that, im assuming they been fucking around in that dungeon the last 2 years.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:08:09 PM
No.150203143
>>150203153
>>150203126
Yes, but now there's another third party coming out of the blue that speedran the whole dungeon mystery in literally 3 strips.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:09:02 PM
No.150203153
>>150203143
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:14:19 PM
No.150203224
>>150203296
>nu-/hsg/ makes fan adventure
>it dies before even introducing the characters
/co/ does it again
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:14:26 PM
No.150203226
>>150203036
great idea. lots of the thread can interact with it. any inconsistancies can be one of the the doomed timelines
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:15:56 PM
No.150203248
>>150203447
>>150203083
>Maiko being a Void Player and just constantly not being shown would be funny in itself, at least thats my opinion.
ok now my headcanon is that maiko's face is always comically obscured from the audience like in home improvment
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:20:27 PM
No.150203296
>>150203399
>>150203224
think of it this way- it was just a prelude to the /co/llab of everyone giving their take on the session
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:23:29 PM
No.150203334
>>150188344
They seem to have strengths and weaknesses to different kinds of mind control. Such as the moebius double reacharound of vriska mind controlling tavros into mind controlling the dragon to mind control terezi. Terezi was immune to vriska's mind control but was controllable by the dragon.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:30:29 PM
No.150203399
>>150203296
>It's okay that the creator abandoned it, we'll finish it ourselves!
the absolute cope
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:34:39 PM
No.150203439
hopefully have time tonight to read to my friend some more
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:35:16 PM
No.150203447
>>150203595
>>150203248
>only ever get to see side boob or shoulder-down
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:48:52 PM
No.150203595
>>150203447
goofy ahh smile
What exactly is up with the Blood, Life, and Doom aspects? I've got a pretty good grasp on what the other nine represent,I think, but these three elude me.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:21:16 AM
No.150203970
>>150204005
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:22:19 AM
No.150203980
>>150204003
>>150207461
>>150203867
Blood keeps the group together.
Life are healers.
Doom has some affect over who will die and how.
Karkat keeps the Trolls together.
Sollux can forsee their doom.
Jane has big, fat breasts.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:22:33 AM
No.150203987
>>150204003
>>150207461
>>150203867
Blood is Bonds/Relationships/Unity, Life is what it says on the box and Doom is Fate/Inevitibility/Futility.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:24:14 AM
No.150204003
>>150203980
>>150203987
So are Life and Doom just diet Space and Time?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:24:21 AM
No.150204005
>>150203970
>Wants to shoot his sister into the sun.
>Alt Calliope basically went into the Green Sun, destroying it.
Nobody tell Caliborn, but i think he jinxed it.
>>150203867
Blood is connections, friendship, bonds (probably literal too like chemical bonds), stuff like that. Karkat is the Knight of Blood, basically weaponizing friendship. Basically being a leader, he was able to unify his team and even in current day Candy he is the best leader for the world. Kankri on the other hand (more specifically the Signless) is the Seer of Blood, he sees the faults in society and in Signless' case he saw visions of his counterpart's life.
Life is, well, life, energy, fertility but also optimism and potential. We don't have the best examples of Life since all our examples either don't do anything or have to do with the lack of life. Meenah/Condy of course takes life, both in the sense of her society but also literally stealing it to make herself or her pawns live longer but she also stole Nanna's potential (Nanna says so). Something similar happens with Jane, who is raised by Condy to be an heiress, removing her self-actualization. Jane sees her own role of Maid of Life (someone who serves their aspects goal) within that crocker empire role as "I have to make a bunch of babies". Feferi doesn't do much so uhhh moving on
Doom is.. uhhh... well... it's the opposite of Life, that's for sure. It's,.. green. Yeah, we only have two examples and neither of them do shit. But based on Life we can make some assumptions. Where Life is optimism, Doom is pessimism. I think there's some fate aspect to it, with Sollux being tied to the inevitability of destruction through sgrub plus his own tendency to hear ghosts (his Mage of Doom role). Ultimately we don't know much. Though this will probably change soon with Act 2 of HSBC having started and one of the kids presumably being a Doom player (my guess is Tavvy being the Bard of Doom)
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:25:08 AM
No.150204017
>>150204627
thighjob from this thing
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:30:07 AM
No.150204064
>>150204145
>>150204162
Here's a shitty drawing of Jade I made last month.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:37:54 AM
No.150204145
>>150204162
>>150204064
Teeth made to crack small seeds or even a nut
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:39:34 AM
No.150204162
>>150204064
>>150204145
she wants to crack YOUR nut.
>Crunch.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:44:22 AM
No.150204218
>>150204293
>>150204375
Big Titty Vriska in a tank top and jeans, yay or nay?
ITT: Enemies that unnerve you
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:47:11 AM
No.150204258
>>150204221
The Veggie Gang.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:48:47 AM
No.150204279
>>150204318
>>150204013
Oh, thanks for the detailed explanation! The connection of Life with optimism and potential and Doom with pessimism makes them feel more connected to the web of aspects and less like Space and Time's less pronounced extensions.
That explanation makes Life and Doom feel like "underlying themes".
Life has bits of Space, Hope, Light, and Blood
Doom has bits of Time, Rage, Mind, and Heart
The Breath/Void dichotomy seems to sit outside of this, but both are concerned with "freedom", and have a motif of being "outside" of things.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:49:47 AM
No.150204293
>>150204360
>>150204218
Medium-titty Aradia in a sweater and miniskirt
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:51:02 AM
No.150204310
>>150197227
This does feel like the best possible choice for her name
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:51:50 AM
No.150204318
>>150204279
Those thematic overlaps are how you get Fraymotifs if you ask me.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:55:05 AM
No.150204360
>>150204293
Medium Titty Asian Aradia with good hips.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:56:50 AM
No.150204375
>>150204390
>>150204218
>big titty vriska
>>150204375
Big Fat Serket Breasts.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:59:09 AM
No.150204400
>>150204390
Very sad image
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:00:41 AM
No.150204415
>>150204457
>>150204390
That's jade dressing up as vriska to bully her for being flat
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:01:46 AM
No.150204435
>>150204221
I fear no man. But that⦠girl. She scares me.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:03:43 AM
No.150204457
>>150204484
>>150204415
why would you dress as the girl your brother wants to bang?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:04:41 AM
No.150204470
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:05:46 AM
No.150204483
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:06:00 AM
No.150204484
>>150204457
Breeding duties
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:12:15 AM
No.150204579
>>150207485
If Roxanne's breasts don't appear near my mouth in the next 20 minutes I'm killing myself
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:12:23 AM
No.150204581
>>150204723
>>150197048
Is she supposed to be wearing thigh highs with an exposed midriff? Because I feel like those lines of grey imply that she is.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:14:59 AM
No.150204627
>>150204668
>>150204017
>Yiffy being pissed as fuck and growling while giving you a thighjob
uoh...
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:16:58 AM
No.150204668
>>150204850
>>150204627
specifically pissed at (you), the world or some other third thing?
>>150204581
It's a cheerleader outfit.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:22:51 AM
No.150204759
>>150204723
Original artist here. Funny story. I decided to make her a peppy cheerleader because I wanted to make a troll that was the same caste of Vriska but opposite in personality. At least partially
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:28:26 AM
No.150204850
>>150204668
Shes pissed at being forced to do so and doesnt want to admit shes into it
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:29:27 AM
No.150204876
>>150204723
Oh. That makes sense
Yandere Aradia, yay or nay?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:36:27 AM
No.150204991
>>150205051
>>150204943
I rate her as dangerous as vriska on a good day
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:41:14 AM
No.150205051
>>150205179
>>150204991
Consider her hiding under your covers, waiting for you to lift with her tits pressed into your crotch.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:43:44 AM
No.150205094
>>150205140
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:47:10 AM
No.150205140
>>150205094
Ill see what I can do.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:50:19 AM
No.150205179
>>150205232
>>150205179
If only trolls could lactateβ¦
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:58:39 AM
No.150205306
>>150205387
cute page
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:04:08 AM
No.150205387
>>150205306
That whole scene is one of my favorites with Calliope. Sometimes I like to reread it and do Calliope out loud with a silly british accent
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:23:57 AM
No.150205693
>>150205232
>Shoves her tit into your mouth and makes you drink
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:35:30 AM
No.150205867
>>150205232
Fef probably can
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:47:22 AM
No.150206027
>>150206093
Aren't trolls coldblooded? Wouldnt their tits be also cold?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:52:14 AM
No.150206093
>>150206027
It's hemospectrum-based. Aradia's tits are nice and warm.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:54:35 AM
No.150206121
Jade but she gives me oral sex
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:01:46 AM
No.150206210
Jane but she pisses in my mouth
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:04:01 AM
No.150206237
>>150206387
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:16:15 AM
No.150206387
>>150206237
>My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery, and my women too gray! How could I ever live in Earth C!?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:22:08 AM
No.150206441
>>150206574
I don't care what /co/ says, Vriska has big tits.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:32:21 AM
No.150206574
>>150206693
>>150206441
If you pretend something is real, it becomes a little less fake. Anyways, your WRONG. The only Serket big naturals belong to Aranea. Picrel
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:32:22 AM
No.150206575
>>150206693
>>150204390
only Aranea has those
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:33:28 AM
No.150206591
>>150206605
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:34:35 AM
No.150206605
>>150206591
CREMED IN A B8RK SPIDER
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:39:19 AM
No.150206658
>>150206732
>ywn have cringey but still fun roleplays with Nepeta
>ywn slowly overcome that part of yourself that learned to cringe
>ywn get fully into your roleplays with Nepeta
>ywn move the roleplays from Pesterchat to face-to-face
>ywn see her frantically cover her shipping wall - particularly the part that your pattern recognition tells you would be where you <3 her would be
>ywn reciprocate those feelings
>ywn cuddle Nepeta
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:42:06 AM
No.150206693
>>150208298
>>150206574
>>150206575
Can't I draw Aranea AND Vriska with big Serket melons?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:45:01 AM
No.150206732
>>150206658
not with that attitude
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:55:48 AM
No.150206883
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:05:07 AM
No.150206990
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:42:16 AM
No.150207404
>>150207703
Why is there so much roleplay in here? I don't remember this place being so autistic 9 years ago.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:44:35 AM
No.150207429
Dave should have been with Jade
Karkat should have been with Terezi
There I said it
>>150203980
>>150203987
>>150204013
nta but what exactly is a rage player's role in a session and what powers do they have?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:48:41 AM
No.150207485
>>150204579
is....is anon still alive?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:51:08 AM
No.150207523
>>150207921
>>150207461
Rage is the antithesis of Hope. It represents negative emotion, chaos, and the "demonic". Narratively, our limited sample size gives us the Rage arc of "bottled up emotions exploding outward".
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:04:00 AM
No.150207703
>>150207811
>>150207404
deline of the west
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:15:24 AM
No.150207811
>>150207835
>>150207703
who hasn't this blind whore licked
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:18:27 AM
No.150207835
>>150207861
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:21:43 AM
No.150207861
>>150207835
You'd be surprised
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:59 AM
No.150207921
>>150207523
sounds like a shit aspect
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:29:59 AM
No.150207936
>>150207460
would have taken davejade 100x faster than davekat
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:30:49 AM
No.150207944
>>150208072
>coolness is supposed to be ironic
>is still unironically cool
What?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:42:06 AM
No.150208072
>>150207944
you got it backwards
>ironicness is supposed to be cool
>is still slightly goofy but in a cool way
why do dave and aradia need their turntables/music box item to time travel?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:07:31 AM
No.150208298
>>150206693
Vriska doesn't deserve large mammiries
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:08 AM
No.150208331
>>150208656
>>150208110
As a focus to their Time powers or whatever. FutureDave was doing all sorts of flash step stuff which could just be regular fastness or microtimetravels without the turntables, but uses them to reset the area/go back to become Davesprite. Do either of them use the items after hitting God Tier? Aradia timestops Jack right after waking up without any tools at least
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:20:44 AM
No.150208430
>>150208630
Can someone please just draw Vriska hypnotizing me? Iβm fucking losing my mind here
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:21:39 AM
No.150208440
>>150208656
>>150208110
There's something to be said about the need for pretense when it comes to Homestuck's 'magical powers'. In a pesterlog with Rose, Doc Scratch touches on this when discussing her magic powers.
>Knitting needles?
>An inexpensive figurine of some fictional fellow with long whiskers?
>A simple textbook on the zoologically dubious?
>Why would this mundane combination of objects grant a child such an alarming mastery over dark forces all at once?
What matters more is the ideas inherent to the objects. you can wind back a music box. You can go back on a record with a turntable. This is the same principle that alchemy works off of in general. There's no reason the Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete should be able to freeze opponents just because it has an air conditioning unit as part of the recipe, air conditioners don't freeze things! But think about how many times you've read one of the alchemizing pages and went "Oh huh, yeah, that make sense" when John makes a telekinesis ghost gauntlet out of some ectoplasm, his PDA and a fake arm. That's the whole conceit.
Pic unrelated, just thought it was cute.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:30:15 AM
No.150208528
>>150202754
Why not play with the concept? They're playing SCURB, not SBURB, so it could be a Sim City or Spore clone once they enter the Medium.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:42:17 AM
No.150208630
>>150208688
>>150208430
what if you're losing your mind because you're already being hypnotized into wanting to be hypnotized?
>>150208331
>>150208440
oh yeah thats fair. I guess they felt they needed a channel for their powers until they reached godhood but really it was mostly them achieving it through believeing (which sounds very hope-ish)
>>150208630
She does not need to hypnotize me into wanting it and Iβm already way too far gone for her to mindbreak me.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:54:58 AM
No.150208760
>>150208656
Don't think atleast Aradias was just to channel her time powers given its what both Gamzee/Vriska use to manipulate the Alpha Kids session.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:37:57 AM
No.150209130
>>150209355
>>150207460
I'm more on the team JadeKat but honestly, given with how HS became, I'd take anything for just normal pairings
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:07:40 AM
No.150209355
>>150209596
>>150209130
Keep praying straggot
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:54:13 AM
No.150209596
>>150209600
>>150209355
You will never come up with an insult for straight people that sticks
It's like trying to invent a slur for white people that isn't just funny, it can't be done
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:55:17 AM
No.150209600
>>150209685
>>150209596
Cope, straggot. No Davejadekatrezijohnrose for you.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:19:22 AM
No.150209685
>>150209600
Anon, that shit sounds like you're trying to type "Strogg" but fail remembering it, its kinda silly.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:32:02 AM
No.150209738
>>150209844
>>150208688
thats the hypnosis talking!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:57:39 AM
No.150209844
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:02:20 AM
No.150209859
>>150208688
What if Stayse counter hypnotizes you to not want it. The anon who made her said sheβs an anti Vriska
friend got a little past seer: descend
the kanaya incident happened. he fucking loves her. badass girls are his type. I'm going to ask him to give me his update on troll tier chart
also he thinks gamzee is dead after kayana kicked him over the ledge
he is more torn up about bro and dad egbert dying than about feferi because they were in LOVE and LOVE CONQUERS ALL
he likes to voice doc scratch because he headcanons him talking an over-the-top villainous way
he's incredulous at how much of a fucking 'idiot' john is to entrust random caparacians with the tumor bomb mission. except liv tyler- she's fine
he's not happy about grimdark rose. then he was incredibly confused at the sbhj comic mood whiplash
he is not happy at all. he thought john was going to go grimdark too at finding out his dad died
he's waiting for aradia to stop fucking around in dream bubbles and fix everything. "everything?" I asked. yes everything
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:52:05 AM
No.150210049
>>150210063
>>150210035
>bro and dad egbert were in LOVE
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:55:08 AM
No.150210063
>>150210049
fuck meant to write mom lalonde in there. he was upset about all 3 dying
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:02:21 AM
No.150210092
>>150210309
>>150210035
>he thinks Gamzee is dead.
Theres always atleast one part your guy finds that hilariously backfires, its goddamn beautiful.
Also show him this one once done with Grimdark just for good measure because its awesome:
https://youtu.be/E6j_pTmr4gY?si=Jh5JduN6PM3hC1B3
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:09:07 AM
No.150210125
>>150210035
>he's waiting for aradia to stop fucking around in dream bubbles
lmfao
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:32:43 AM
No.150210221
>>150210339
>>150210526
I'm reading Homestuck for the first time, am currently in Act 4 but just wanted to say, the fight between Dave and Lil Cal/Big Bro that happens near the end of Act 3 is going to be ridiculously cool in the animated series if it gets greenlit.
Seeing a guy beat the shit out of his little brother by zipping around at fucking light-speed to control a puppet is gonna look crazy in professional-level animation quality.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:51:52 AM
No.150210292
>>150210035
Seems he didn't quite get what caused the grimdarkness to happen, then.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:55:52 AM
No.150210309
>>150210092
>Also show him this one once done with Grimdark
sure thing. I'd be happy to show him any other stuff you guys have in mind too provided there's no spoilers
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:59:47 AM
No.150210327
>>150207461
We'll get more about it once the omega kids start the session. Presumably they're blood, rage, mind and doom players
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:01:42 PM
No.150210339
>>150210354
>>150210221
Yeah, I'm actually kinda worried because the way they're seemingly making Dad vs John in the pilot will make it harder to show on what a different level Bro vs Dave is
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:05:40 PM
No.150210354
>>150210390
>>150210339
I mean, Dad isn't far behind Bro if you ask me and even then Unlimited Cake Works still gonna fall short of the damn Meteor getting sliced.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:11:58 PM
No.150210390
>>150210408
>>150210354
>Dad isn't far behind Bro if you ask me
dad is also a badass (on a much lesser level) but we don't see that until much later. both john and the audience think he's your average joe for a long time
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:18:07 PM
No.150210408
>>150210390
Oh right the Dad hype only really starts when he escapes Derse. Still, for all we know they play that Strife up as imaginary while Bro gets from the start played up as unfathomable.
Then later it turns out Dad really is just that capable and oneshotting Ogres and by then Bro already got to flex more.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:46:52 PM
No.150210526
>>150210221
>there's newstucks in the threads
shit time to spoil any future posts
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:47:39 PM
No.150210534
So I've been thinking about what season 1 of the animated series would look like and I think it would probably be something like this
Season 1 - 15 Episodes
Act 1 - 1 Episode (Pilot)
Act 2 - 3 Episodes
Act 3 - 4 Episodes
Intermission 1 Special Episode (30 Minutes)
Act 4 - 6 Episodes
Basically I think the first season will cover all of Part 1. Though I could also see Season 1 ending with the finale of Act 3 if they decided to take their time, but I think they'll want to end the season AFTER properly introducing the audience to the Trolls and all that stuff, which happens in Act 4.
Not sure what they'll do for future seasons/acts though, Act 5 and 6 are both just so much longer than the opening acts.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:11:01 PM
No.150210639
>>150204013
I wouldn't have faith in a Bard showcasing Doom in a thorough and, not to say positive light, but not haha you're screwed. Doom is a major aspect of reality, the other side of the coin to life. It is ultimately good and necessary.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:34:35 PM
No.150210762
>>150208656
Alchemization isn't about the powers inherent to the users but the nature of reality as dictated by Sburb, about the manipulation of sympathetic connects using symbols and analogies.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:00:08 PM
No.150210883
>>150210898
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:03:33 PM
No.150210898
>>150210929
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:10:55 PM
No.150210929
>>150210898
ANDREW! MAKE MY SHIP CANON IN THE ANIMATED SERIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:37:43 PM
No.150211098
>>150211149
Roxygen enjoyers sit at the top of the taste tree
Of course the protagonist should end up with the hot chick
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:46:11 PM
No.150211149
>>150211212
>>150211098
Roxygen is good but it's a bit too vanilla. With Vriska you get to see her growth
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:55:10 PM
No.150211212
>>150211296
>>150211149
Vriska didn't grow one iota across act 5 (or the whole comic for that matter) and her confrontation with terezi proves that
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:58:08 PM
No.150211232
>>150211212
The whole thing in Act 5 is that she was really close to changing but at that point it was too late and she died. It's a tragedy. And yeah, Act 6 then ruins that but we're not talking about that. We're talking about in the moment act 5 spider8reath
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:17:05 PM
No.150211356
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:23:58 PM
No.150211401
>>150211296
breaks my fucking heart
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:12:08 PM
No.150211785
>>150211975
>>150211296
What a sweet chat I wonder how their very next conversation goes
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:14:10 PM
No.150211802
>>150159258
Previous thread
Next thread
>>150211791
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:31:40 PM
No.150211975
>>150211785
We don't talk about Act 6, anon