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Anonymous No.150200819 >>150200882 >>150200946 >>150201826 >>150212486 >>150218560
Tina Belcher
I can save her.
Anonymous No.150200882 >>150202310
>>150200819 (OP)
Ironically enough this episode shows that Tina doesn't need saving.
Anonymous No.150200946
>>150200819 (OP)
droop
Anonymous No.150201826 >>150202196 >>150202275
>>150200819 (OP)
I wanna inject her with chems that turn her into a moaning, leaking hucow
Anonymous No.150202196 >>150202263 >>150202367 >>150204777
>>150201826
Bravery would be Bob's Burgers using Tina's tits for more gags.
Anonymous No.150202263 >>150202367 >>150202637 >>150206193
>>150202196
BIGGER
THEY NEED TO BE BIGGER
Anonymous No.150202275 >>150202347 >>150209613 >>150211387
>>150201826
I just realized Bob doesn't serve milkshakes at his restaurant.
What a fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.150202310 >>150204737
>>150200882
double irony in that it shows Tina is fucking crazy.
>my bratty hallucination of my childhood self was considering me breaking my arm.
Anonymous No.150202347 >>150202395 >>150202639 >>150204332 >>150209613
>>150202275
>Bob: Milshake machines cost a lot of money... that we don't have. And I'm pretty sure the kids would be the only ones using it.
Anonymous No.150202367 >>150203428 >>150205667 >>150209271
>>150202196
>>150202263
just once I want them to put her in a cow print bikini and not say anything about it.
Anonymous No.150202395
>>150202347
>oh yeah but an espresso machine was gonna sell burgers.
Anonymous No.150202637 >>150202794 >>150204239 >>150206181
>>150202263
Anonymous No.150202639
>>150202347
I know what you're thinkin', what the heck do I need a 5 spindle for when I barely sell enough milkshake to justify my single spindle right? Wrong. Mr. Belcher are you familiar with the notion of the chicken and the egg? Well I think it applies here. do you not need the multi-mixer because heck you're not selling enough milkshakes...or are you not selling enough milkshakes because you don't have the multi-mixer? I firmly believes it's the latter. Because when Teddy comes in her and orders a shake he knows you don't have any and he think to himself well by golly that's dumb. but if you had the Prince Castle 5 spindle multi-mixer with the patented direct drive motor then you won't have that and instead would have a delicious frosty milkshake.
you increase the supply and the demand will follow. increase supply, demand follows, chicken, egg.
Anonymous No.150202794
>>150202637
there's a line in an episode that doesn't just live rent free in my head but enshrined there where Linda just casually mentioned how Tina has already went up a bra size because A) it must've happened before she turned 13 and B cups) she's under 5'0 feet.
Anonymous No.150203428 >>150203480 >>150210509
>>150202367
>Tina in a cow print bikini
>Louise in a pink playboy bunny costune
>Gene in a girl's cheerleader outfit
>and Linda as a sexy burger
Anonymous No.150203480
>>150203428
And this is what I mean by sexy burger.
Anonymous No.150204239 >>150205532
>>150202637
>no bra
>still perky AND heavy
Anonymous No.150204332
>>150202347
wow, even shitpostimg Bob self-sabotages.
Anonymous No.150204737 >>150204776 >>150204980 >>150205122 >>150210950
>>150202310
And hee slightly older childhood self just to remind her she wore night diapers until she was 10 for some reason
Anonymous No.150204776
>>150204737
It was a shoutout to all the pervs watching.
>we see you and we appreciate you
Anonymous No.150204777 >>150204798 >>150204963 >>150209271
>>150202196
>Bravery would be Bob's Burgers using Tina's tits for more gags.
agreed
Anonymous No.150204798 >>150204963
>>150204777
Trips of truth.
Anonymous No.150204963 >>150204980
>>150204777
>>150204798
>guys keep on insisting she's gotta be older than 13
>older girls feeling mogged seeing Tina in her swimsuit, bra, or changing
>knocking things over
Anonymous No.150204980
>>150204737
>>150204963
From 10 to 13...well 12 really because it not like she got bigger at 13.
Anonymous No.150205122
>>150204737
Tiny Tinas is so fucking cute.
Anonymous No.150205532
>>150204239
Anonymous No.150205667 >>150205689 >>150205729
>>150202367
Don't mind me, just posting more of Tina in her swimsuits.
Anonymous No.150205689 >>150205709 >>150205729
>>150205667
It's like she's leaning but she's not.
Anonymous No.150205709 >>150205729
>>150205689
They should've kept her being a junior lifeguard.
Anonymous No.150205729 >>150205863
>>150205709
>>150205689
>>150205667
Now on-model to compare.
Anonymous No.150205863
>>150205729
I think it's pretty damn close.
Anonymous No.150206181 >>150207136 >>150207144 >>150220372
>>150202637
Anonymous No.150206193 >>150206718 >>150207144 >>150210770 >>150220372
>>150202263
season one tina was a gift and the fact they got smaller means someone told them to make them smaller.
Anonymous No.150206718 >>150207144
>>150206193
>oh sorry guys, we're pretty amateurish with human proportions so we didn't understand how having her tits take up half her torso while sticking out like the bow of a man-of-war ship such primo honkers bonkers
Anonymous No.150207136 >>150207158
>>150206181
Mmmmf, i'd fuck her
Anonymous No.150207144 >>150207871
>>150206181
>>150206193
>>150206718
Busty Tina adds a literal whole new dimension to the characters solidifying her direction as an ugly duckling who's gonna grow up into a sexy swan come high school meaning Tina is just a summer away from turning pretty, puberty just needs to finish the job.
>how I picture a grown Tina Belcher to look like
Anonymous No.150207158 >>150207198
>>150207136
Boys should be lining up to trying and fuck regular Tina.
Anonymous No.150207198 >>150207289 >>150207566
>>150207158
Boys should be popping boners in her mere presence.
Anonymous No.150207289
>>150207198
Unironically yeah! Even if she doesn't always got those shirt stretchers like she did in season 1 Tina is still a sexy bitch even when she's being a dork. Just a girl in your class with a low throaty voice? Who's sexually adventurous? Who probably a real good kisser from all the boys she kissed?
Anonymous No.150207566
>>150207198
Anonymous No.150207871 >>150208448 >>150208522 >>150209271
>>150207144
>Busty Tina adds a literal whole new dimension to the characters
That inclues Gene and Louise too, because once Tina turns pretty it's gonna upturn the whole Belcher dynamic being the young sisters of a hot girl.
Anonymous No.150208425 >>150208503
>start watching Bob's Burgers after ignoring it for 15 years to fill the void after the KotH revival
>pleasantly surprised how much I enjoy it
I get the appeal of Tina but man, I love this little psycho. Does Louise have fans or is /co/ a Tina board?
Anonymous No.150208448
>>150207871
>some hot bitches on the bus
Anonymous No.150208503 >>150208518 >>150208652
>>150208425
Oh man /co/ was like ground zero when it came to Louise adoration.
Anonymous No.150208518 >>150208652
>>150208503
And yeah we got spicy with it.
Anonymous No.150208522 >>150208592 >>150208929 >>150209325
>>150207871
>That inclues Gene and Louise too, because once Tina turns pretty it's gonna upturn the whole Belcher dynamic being the young sisters of a hot girl.
well of course they'd get huge tits too, it's the correct thing to do
Anonymous No.150208592
>>150208522
>foreshadowing is a literary device in which the narration gives advanced hints of upcoming events.
Anonymous No.150208652 >>150208704
>>150208503
>>150208518
Very cool. I wasn't sure since she feels like the kind of character people could go either way with. I won't disrupt you guys' Tina thread but I guess I've got a new folder to fill. Also 12 more seasons to watch.
Anonymous No.150208704 >>150209271
>>150208652
You're good people anon.
Anonymous No.150208929 >>150209547 >>150220372
>>150208522
>well of course they'd get huge tits too
Anonymous No.150209271 >>150209395 >>150209471
>>150202367
>>150204777
>>150207871
>>150208704
>the summer before Tina goes to high school is where Louise see her and Gene's inevitable near future
>Louise has always objectively known she was a cute little girl and for her it has always been a tool to coldy use to your advantage
>and she has always spared Gene and Tina the courtesy of acknowledging they too have good face holes
>probably because both Mom and Dad also have good face holes
>but nothing could prepare her from the sheer unadulterated power that comes from being a pretty girl
>eyes stuck staring at Tina, bodies drawn closer to Tina
>like there was som gravitational pull to Tina now
Anonymous No.150209325 >>150209409 >>150209502
>>150208522
Gene especially. He'd pull em off.
Anonymous No.150209395 >>150209471
>>150209271
>the scope of this scared Louise
>is that what puberty really is like, few years of agony then ultimate power?
>she honestly is worrying if she can even be trusted with that?
>is Tina?
>is Gene?
>how is this not black magic?
>WHERE IS HER BOARD SHORTS?
>Why is she out in just her swimsuit like this?
>dizzying thoughts beginning to speed way too fast past Louise forcing her to crouch down
>she's never been more aware how much leg and thigh she is showing
Anonymous No.150209409 >>150209471
>>150209325
>he'd pull em off
And your pants.
Anonymous No.150209471 >>150209551
>>150209271
>>150209395
>>150209409
Tina
>slut
Gene
>slut
Louise
>brat trying to conquer that inner slut
Smurf-fag No.150209502 >>150209542 >>150209935 >>150210744
>>150209325
Louise stays flat while Gene gets a nice rack
Anonymous No.150209542 >>150209579
>>150209502
Huge, fat titties and a big, thick cock.
Anonymous No.150209547
>>150208929
They all wake up with heaving milkers
Anonymous No.150209551 >>150209935
>>150209471
We can go further.
Tina
>big booba strongfit power top(jock)
Gene
>big bunda softee power bottom(femboy)
Louise
>slimthicc tite as fuck switch(tease)
Anonymous No.150209579 >>150209815 >>150209935
>>150209542
GIRTH like something you can really wrap your fingers around.
Anonymous No.150209613
>>150202275
>>150202347
Linda's milkshake bring all the boys to her yard :3
Anonymous No.150209636 >>150209660 >>150209935
Tina is based and all the boys owe her sex.
Anonymous No.150209660 >>150209935
>>150209636
Queen Tina demand her daily tributes of guys doing tributes to her.
Anonymous No.150209815 >>150218688
>>150209579
mmmmmm
Anonymous No.150209935 >>150209973 >>150211334 >>150212188 >>150217446
>>150209502
>Louise stays flat while Gene gets a nice rack
yes for Gene, but nah the Titty Fairy has to visit Louise too, Linda's booby genes are too powerful to be denied

like yeah she's probably the smallest of the three, but it's like comparing a pair of basketballs(Louise) with a pair of medicine balls(Gene) and a pair of beach balls(Tina), though she probably does have the perkiest nipples of the trio

>>150209551
this works pretty well

>>150209579
>GIRTH like something you can really wrap your fingers around.
it's the one area where Gene takes after Bob rather than Linda once Puberty reared its ugly yet oddly sexy head(Gene was a bit sad when he realized he'd be missing out on having a mustache or beard but admitted it'd clash a bit with everything else he's got going on)

course alongside a long girthy cock there's just as importantly a downright ludicrously fat pair of balls(think baseball sized), so big that it didn't take too long for Gene and his sisters to arrive on the solution of modifying some of their old training bras to be supportive underwear for his thicc nuts, Bob is disturbed when he finds out about this solution of theirs but also admits he kind of wishes he'd thought of the idea when he was younger(Linda claims she doesn't mind the way Bob's jumbo jingle bells swing around though)

>>150209636
>>150209660
don't leave the girls out either

the Belchers are all bi obviously(though Bob will probably never have the nerve to act on it)
Anonymous No.150209973 >>150211334
>>150209935
>don't leave the girls out either
Sure, Susmita definitely wants to fuck Tina.
Anonymous No.150210509 >>150211081
>>150203428
Louise would make that work,
Especially with a revival of The Childmolester
Anonymous No.150210744 >>150210827 >>150217446
>>150209502
Not going to happen.
Linda's DNA will not be denied.
She may have a delay in delivery, though.
Anonymous No.150210770 >>150211248
>>150206193
It means she no longer stuffed.
Anonymous No.150210827 >>150211195
>>150210744
>Louise has a love-hate relationship with her boobs.
>she loves the power they give her over people.
>but resent the people too weak to resist them.
Anonymous No.150210950
>>150204737
LOVE how the little Tinas aren't wearing socks.
Anonymous No.150211081 >>150213996 >>150214178
>>150210509
>it comes with candy, y'know, like how they lure their victims.
Anonymous No.150211195
>>150210827
Anonymous No.150211248 >>150211322
>>150210770
>It means she no longer stuffed.
Objection your honor! This image show how unlikely it is that season 1 Tina stuffed her bra, because are we supposed to believe Tina undressed and changed into gym clothes all with a stuff bra?
Anonymous No.150211322 >>150211353
>>150211248
She could've used push-ups
Anonymous No.150211334 >>150211369
>>150209973
>>150209935
Tina is a rizzlord, consider not only all the boys she effortlessly steal kisses from but how often she leaves impression on cool and cute girls who then seek Tina out again.
Anonymous No.150211353
>>150211322
I don't think the belcher got the money to buy Tina a pushup bra.
In fact I think Linda would be ethically against pushup bras for being imitation frauds of big naturals like herself.
Anonymous No.150211369
>>150211334
Even Tammy for all her antagonism can't deny Tina's magnetism.
Anonymous No.150211387 >>150211399 >>150211445
>>150202275
He's waiting until Tina starts producing breast milk.
Anonymous No.150211399 >>150211445
>>150211387
Yeah like what's the point of beef hormones if not that?
Anonymous No.150211445 >>150211465 >>150211472 >>150211515
>>150211387
>>150211399
https://files.catbox.moe/ohauu4.jpg
Anonymous No.150211465 >>150211515
>>150211445
>better luck squeezing milk out of mine!
Ok.
Anonymous No.150211472
>>150211445
>moo
Anonymous No.150211515 >>150211826
>>150211445
>>150211465
I live for the day when Louise's little mounds starts tenting out her little green dress.
Anonymous No.150211826
>>150211515
Anonymous No.150212188
>>150209935
With such immense size, it makes sense that Gene beats his meat frequently.
Anonymous No.150212486
>>150200819 (OP)

impregnate her
Anonymous No.150213160 >>150214889 >>150215251
Anonymous No.150213326
If any drawings are willing, could I get heavily pregnant Tina
Anonymous No.150213996 >>150214178 >>150214761 >>150215911 >>150216627
>>150211081
Louise absolutely would suck your dick if she thought she stood to gain something better in return. She'd also blackmail you afterwards, but still.
Anonymous No.150214178 >>150214761
>>150211081
>>150213996
Louise would French you, suck your dick, then blackmail you.
After she got what she wanted, she'd call the cops on you, tell them how frightened she was, with complete waterworks, and claim you bribed her to remain silent.
Especially season one Louise.
Anonymous No.150214761
>>150213996
>>150214178
>sucking dick for money eh?
Anonymous No.150214889 >>150216917
>>150213160
I think this was the only Tina feet we got this past season.
Anonymous No.150215251 >>150220372
>>150213160
Anonymous No.150215400 >>150215599
Louise would be really slutty but just to one guy, whom she'd pressure into sex whenever he likes it or not.
Anonymous No.150215547 >>150215625
Anonymous No.150215599 >>150215620
>>150215400
aka LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN
Anonymous No.150215620 >>150215746
>>150215599
She wouldn't date someone who's mean to her siblings
Tina absolutely would though
Anonymous No.150215625 >>150215656
>>150215547
Is it a continuity error for the movie to note that Louise was wearing a pink hat before she went to preschool?
Anonymous No.150215656
>>150215625
Probably not, as long as it doesn't have bunny ears.
Anonymous No.150215746 >>150215791
>>150215620
>Louise having to listen to her two slutty older sisters talking about all the shit they would have her not-boyfriend do to them.
Anonymous No.150215791 >>150215892
>>150215746
It's enough to make her wear socks.
Anonymous No.150215892
>>150215791
She's wearing these socks just so she could stuff them in Tina and Gene's mouths.
>HA! now we'll see what those moufs can do!
Anonymous No.150215911 >>150216170 >>150216627
>>150213996
Chloe Barbash is the one true blowjob queen at Wagstaff anyway.
Anonymous No.150216170 >>150216627
>>150215911
Anonymous No.150216627
>>150213996
>>150215911
>>150216170
>tfw Chloe and Louise will never be frienemies who hanging out and getting up to no good
>tfw Chloe and Louise will never mean girl double team their adorable viciousness on Logan
>tfw Chloe will never worship and spoil Logan's cock while Louise watches up close and judges Logan for being such a perv
Anonymous No.150216917
>>150214889
Such a shame.
Those kids all have cute feet.
Smurf-fag No.150217446 >>150218344 >>150218487
>>150209935
>>150210744
I just think it would be funny seeing Louise seething that her siblings got the better deal in the puberty department, while she's stuck with Bob's man boobs.

But back with Gene, does he have a beefy, well-built ass?
Anonymous No.150218035
Anonymous No.150218344 >>150218628
>>150217446
>beefy
>well-built
Nah but I'm not gonna just say Gene fat and leave it at that. No, instead I will use the best evidence of his athleticism.
>energetic
That's called fast twitch muscles which are what baseball players and sprinters use.
>coordination
Boy be groovin' so it makes sense he knows how to be movin'.
>light weighted
Amazingly enough Gene is not the bottom of the cheerleader formation but the top, which suggest that even as a "heavy kid" Gene cannot be that heavy.
So what does this mean for his ass? Well I think these qualities cab usually be found in dancers, specifically twerk team dancers.
Anonymous No.150218487 >>150218775
>>150217446
>I just think it would be funny seeing Louise seething that her siblings got the better deal in the puberty department, while she's stuck with Bob's man boobs.
I dunno I think it'd be funnier if she's always griping about having gotten the melon farm from Linda but it's clear she actually loves having such a mighty pair of bazongas
Anonymous No.150218560 >>150218619
>>150200819 (OP)
As horny and awkward as Tina was in early seasons and as many times as she was left somewhat unattended around vibrators she’s definitely gonna have on hidden in her room somewhere
Anonymous No.150218619
>>150218560
>As horny and awkward as Tina was in early seasons and as many times as she was left somewhat unattended around vibrators she’s definitely gonna have on hidden in her room somewhere
oh she probably has a full collection of them, most of them gifts from Linda(Bob thankfully is completely unaware about this), a veritable rainbow of different shapes and sizes

Gene and Louise don't have as impressive of collections yet but they'll get there soon enough
Anonymous No.150218628 >>150218721
>>150218344
Now you know who would have a beefy and well-built ass? Tina who holy shit could probably beat you up.
>endurance
do you know how scary it was to see Tina do the fitness mile run? Terrible form which makes the fact that she effortlessly kept a middle of the pack pace with the ability to give it the gas at any moment of the run a fucking nightmare. That's pursuit predator behavior.
>strength
I'm not gonna overhype a 13 year old girl's strength but I'm gonna note that Tina, like Louise, is deceptively strong and really good at grips and frankly is probably a better wrestler than Zeke.
God help us if she ever finds out about weight lifting.
Anonymous No.150218688 >>150218931
>>150209815
Someone's done a brap edit of this, I know.
Anonymous No.150218721
>>150218628
>God help us if she ever finds out about weight lifting.
too late
Anonymous No.150218775
>>150218487
>smug judgment of catching you looking
Who knew you can stare down at someone at 4'0.
Anonymous No.150218931
>>150218688
Probably by the actual animators.
Anonymous No.150220372 >>150220628
https://files.catbox.moe/ydpqxx.webm

>>150206181
>>150206193
>>150208929
>>150215251

Enjoy the slop, Anons.
Anonymous No.150220628
>>150220372