Thread 150201750

>Tom Holland could be in this thread RIGHT NOW
Quick /co/, tell him what you want out of a Spider-Man movie!

Gay sex scene with Venom

>>150201750 (OP)
fat spiderman

>>150201750 (OP)
Him to stop playing Spiderman

>>150201750 (OP)
longer hair

>>150201750 (OP)
He's done a serviceable job with what he's been given, it's really more an issue with the script writers and directors sorting themselves out. Sure he could suggest things but it might cause him more troubles with producers than it solves with fans.

>>150201750 (OP)
30 minute gay sex scene with Venom

What do i want out of a spiderman movie? Miles plummets to his death & gwen poo's her pants in sheer terror.

Then peter pinches his nose and proclaims "Uh oh, stinky!"
The cinema-going audience gives a standing ovation at this redemption ark. No-one goes to the bodysnatchers funeral.

Directed by Sam Raimi

He gets an iPhone and spends all of the movie browsing tik tok

>>150201750 (OP)
I want Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson happily married

Paul played by the hottest actor they can find.

Tom you little race mixing manlet.
That is all, I don't have anything else to say.

>>150201750 (OP)
Sex between mj and spider-man on the Statue of Liberty

>>150201750 (OP)
Long and explicit lesbian sex scene between Captain Marvel and Spider-Woman

>>150201750 (OP)
Zendaya

>>150201750 (OP)
I wanna see see Zendaya getting graphically double-teamed by guys working in shifts for the entire movie, nobody ever mentions or explains it and it doesn't affect her lines

>>150201796
He is good. The material he's been giving isn't.

I want Spider-Man to sing Oliver's Army completely uncensored and as loudly as he can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjHz5hrupA

Spider-man should exclusively punch the villains in the groin, I don't mean like one time as a joke, but every single time he throws a punch or a kick he should be trying to hit the villains in the groin

>>150201750 (OP)
I want Spider-Man to hunt shocker to the ends of the earth

>>150202161
But that's his place to hang out with the Torch! Some things are meant to be kept between bros.

i want a scene like iron man suiting up in im1 but focused on the tights & web-shooters

>>150201750 (OP)
>20 posts in an not a single actual idea, just memes and whining
no wonder this board is dead

>>150201750 (OP)
when he says "the internet", he means instagram and tiktok.

>>150201750 (OP)
I want Spider-Man to soft bully his enemies while whipping around them very fast and kicking them in the head.

>>150201750 (OP)
Make MJ a white redhead again please.

>>150202860
Or Reddit.
The Internet is only a half dozen sites as far as normalfags are concerned.

>>150201750 (OP)
You know what we want Tom

>>150201750 (OP)
I want this faggot to be fired from this role and never return.

>>150201796
tpbp
you did enough damage, you little faggot

>>150204485
i don't think they even use websites anymore so something like reddit is probably too much for a celebrity, they probably all just use zoom, tiktok, twitter, instagram and whatever messaging app celebrities use (probably instagram's direct messages)

I'd like to see an angrier, more bitter Peter Parker in the upcoming movie.
He's lost everything. Dead uncle. Dead aunt. His best friend and his girlfriend have no idea who he is. This should be peak sarcastic and cynical Steve Ditko style Peter.

>>150201775
seconded

>>150202055
>>150202161
This but with the actual Mary Jane not whatever Zendaya is supposed to be.

>>150204558
They don't have the stones to commit to such a premise.

>>150201750 (OP)
A movie that’s just 2 hours of him plowing the fuck out of Zendaya

>>150206625
Well yeah, Iron Man destroyed them in Endgame

>>150205369
who would you cast as mary jane?

>>150201775
thirded.

>>150201796
TPBP

I thought they were just going to roughly follow the stan lee run with 3 movies in high school -> 3 movies in college -> 3 movies as a real human bean adult.

>>150201750 (OP)
Tom Holland only uses reddit, twitter, and youtube. He is not like us.

>>150201750 (OP)
>Quick /co/, tell him what you want out of a Spider-Man movie!
I want adult spiderman to romance a loli Gwen!

>>150206733
Someone who actually looks the part. Don't know any names but I'd start by looking for actresses who've done theatre and maybe a mini series at most.

I really liked the rumored/early draft/made up plot of Spider-Man, Daredevil, and Kate Bishop teaming up to fight Kingpin. That sounded like a great Spider-Man movie. Him teaming up with Punisher and Hulk to do... whatever... interests me considerably less. Though I realize Tom doesn't write these things.

>>150206827
they're going to have to step on the gas if they want nine movies out of tom before he's in the nursing home

>>150201750 (OP)
I want Spider-Man and only Spider-Man. No crossovers. No hijacking his story to deal with the fallout of some Avengers movie. Just Spider-Man. It's already too late, Tom.

>>150201750 (OP)
That's completely fucking retarded because he isn't making the fucking movie. If the chink who's making SM4 would say that - it would make sense

>>150201750 (OP)
How about wear the mask more

>>150207850
To be fair, the character is called Spider-Man, not Spider-Boy.

>>150207888
true-but there are limits to the human life span
>>150207883
i think the idea is that actors sometimes discuss what happens in the movies they're appearing in, particularly if they're the lead, have an executive role or are otherwise functionally irreplaceable, unlike a director. obviously they don't script the movie (unless they also have some kind of credit there too).

>>150201750 (OP)
For Spider-man to rape the Green Goblin and give New York the justice it deserves.