Thread 150203890

>little gay boy goes on a magical adventure with his mom

This is going to flop SO bad...

This is the kind of shit I mean when I say Disney is literally incapable of appealing to Zoomer males, or men in general, these days. They've basically fired or pushed out anybody in the company who knows how to do it.

>>150203890 (OP)
Will the mom hot?

>>150203905
they only want fags and women watching their movies. white men are problematic.

>>150203912
Judging from the preview pics, she is tall, white, and skinny. Her little gay boy is brown and fat.

>>150203925
>mixed race couple

They can't fucking help themselves, can they? Jesus Christ.

>>150203890 (OP)
>little gay boy
I mean, it's Disney we're talking about so he'll probably be a little bitch, but there is always the possibility that he isn't. I don't think we've seen what he's like yet.

Why can't we have a traditional fairy tale story about a guy rescuing a princess and they live happily ever after?

Also is it too much to ask that these movies have more than one fucking word in their titles?

>>150203925
>jamal doesn't stay to raise the kid because he's a soft little faggot
Unexpectedly based.

>>150203925
>Mom she is tall, white, and skinny
>Her little gay boy is brown and fat
So much for MILF and femboy son kino

>>150203890 (OP)
Who said the kid would be gay?

>>150204183
Logic + pattern recognition.

>>150204211
Elio wasn't gay, Luca wasn't gay, Riley from Inside Out wasn't gay. I think you need to improve your logic and deduction skills.

>>150203942
This.
>The Hexed Prince
>The story of an arrogant teenaged prince and his tyrannical father as they are spirited away to a mysterious magical land while out hunting
>After talking to a bunch of weird non-Human locals, they go on a journey to find a sorceress who can send them back
>While on the journey, they are humbled by the hardship and danger they encounter, and generally grow as people
>they find a crystal ball that tells them that the people of their kingdom celebrated their supposed deaths, revealing that they were despised by the common man
>Prince begins growing ill, king reveals that his mother the queen attempted to curse him when the prince was a baby with the help of some witches but the prince was cursed instead
>It's subtly hinted that the king had the queen executed as punishment
>they reach the sorceress, she turns out to predictably evil
>takes them both prisoner because she needs the soul of hatred monarch and a cursed princeling as the primary ingredient in a vile ritual
>Prince manages to escape with the help of a snake girl who hates the sorceress for hunting her people for their scales for her magic potions
>They go on a quest to find a magic MacGuffin to use to slay the witch and free his father
>Prince falls in love with snake girl, who keeps him alive using her knowledge of alchemy and medicine
>They get MacGuffin, Prince finds kick ass sword too
>Go back to the sorceress's tower to rescue the princes dad
>Snake and the Hexed Prince fight together to free the king
>Prince pierces the sorceress with the magic blade, which causes the curse to manifest as a powerful hex
>Sorceress dies, king is saved, Snek begins stealing all her cool magic shit
>Trio find a portal back to their old realm
>Snake girl is sad that Prince will leave
>Father and son look at each other before destroying the portal
>they all live happily ever after, ruling the strange magic land as the Hexed King and the Snake Queen, with his father retiring

you guys are all retards

>>150204211
Translation - you just want to be mad at something since you nothing resembling a personality. Pathetic.

>An awkward teen and his Type-A mother learn his peculiarities might be magical powers, transforming their lives and revealing a hidden magical realm.
What the fuck is a "type-A mother"?

>>150205283
She has male characteristics but isn't bond by gender norms. It's popularized by progress, forward thinking games such as Baldurs Gate 3 and the Oblivion remake.

>>150205307
Almost believable bait
"A Type A personality is characterized by traits such as competitiveness, ambition, urgency, and a strong drive to achieve goals. While these traits can lead to success, they may also result in increased stress and health risks."

>>150205283
a less offensive way to say helicopter-parent or tiger-mom

>>150203890 (OP)
>little gay boy
Is that confirmed or just an educated guess?

>>150203925
>preview pics
Can we see them?

>>150205396
So the mother is going to be a girl boss of some kind.
The boy is most definitely going to be an absolute fucking weenie, in that case.

>>150205283
The fact that they used Type-A instead of using real language to describe it shows that they don't give a shit. It's gonna suck.

>>150205396
>>150205549
sad, a simple cute mom and her son story would've been fine. as in, the mom shouldn't be your typical action girl but just happen to be lugging around an incompetent boy

>>150203905
I also think the "mother-son" part is kinda really telling.
If there's one generation of guys who seem to have mommy issues out the wazoo, it's the zoomers.

>>150205595
Did they think the best way to interest people it so color vomit all over the screen?

This doesn't look interesting.

>>150203890 (OP)
>gay boy
I think you mean "0.5 seconds of straight boy wearing a pink shirt/blushing within a 500 mile radius of another man that gives Geeks and Gamers 100+ videos of content to have an aneurysm over, while not having any actual confirmation he's actually gay and having explicit confirmation he's not gay"
Yeah, sounds like a flop. KPop Demon Hunters suggested that Mira wants to be double teamed (WOKE polyamory), sexualized both the female and male characters (WOKE bisexuals, WOKE girlbosses, WOKE feminism), and it's the most popular Netflix movie ever.

>>150206187
kpop shit with dudes is all about making them effiminate. hell they literally have pink hair. its just that fujoshi asian shit.

>>150203890 (OP)
Of course it will fail. And it doesn't help its another Non White main lead. I don't give a fuck if the mother is white, her son will be a shit skin. No different from shit skins like Anne from Amphibia. I am tired of Non Whites so that alone is why I won't be watching.

And I suspect people in white countries are getting angry at the spam of shitty Non Whites which is why movies like Raya and the Last Dragon failed. I sincerely hope that all companies making non white main characters in their movies and games end up failing and bankrupt.

>>150206214
This. K-slop men are more feminine than most women. They're designed to appeal to teenage girls into yaoi

>>150203905
Not even a Gen Z issue the problem is that Gen Z is a LOST generation. They are WAY too fucking old to be into Disney's shitty infantile media. Disney should have been aiming for Gen Alpha males if they were truly serious. But hey companies are vile shit so they keep doing the wrong thing while farting sniffing their farts and idiotically asking "What went wrong?"

Make no mistake Disney and all companies in America don't give a damn about impressing male audiences. They focusing only on vaginas of all ages is intentional. They don't want male customers. And they get angry when something for men gets created like the video game Stellar Blade because it offends Shitty Jews who belong in a Nazi's death camp and shitty women as well.

>>150203912
She doesn't need to be hot because /co/ is filled with Subhuman Losers. These freaks here think shitty looking characters like >>150195540 are hot. The bar is way too fucking low and there's many dudes in desperate need of having their testicles and their penises BURNED with brutal gasoline and fire. You want to masturbate to ugly looking shit then you need to be castrated and I'm glad you will most likely die alone. Raise your standards or be castigated. I really hate the UGLY shit the losers here find hot.

>>150203890 (OP)
If it was just
>little gay boy goes on magical adventure
I'd be interested.

>>150203913
White men from what I see are very stupid. They still went to see the live action remake of Lilo and Stitch helping it make a billion dollars at the box office. Same to shitty movies like Moana 2 and Inside Out 2. White men have no dignity and like being shat on. From Disney's point of view its Win/Win.

Shit on white men and they will buy it anyway.

White men are always a nice bonus because they love being insulted.

>>150206838
>everyone consumes lifeless products
>still make it about race
it's just a general masses thing

>>150204183
The only thing we know for sure is that the boy is a Non White. That's all it will take to kill this movie because by now lots of people are tired of Non White protagonists. You can get away with Non Whites in shit like Zootopia or Elemental for obvious reasons they aren't human.

>>150205865
No it would not. Single Mothers are societal trash. No amount of magic bullshit elements will stop that Single Mothers are shit. And by now I don't anyone in modern culture is fooled by Single Mother shit media.

>>150204245
Errrrm all of those are gay coded.

>>150206960
I don't know about the gay coded detail but one thing is for sure these are LAME male characters. And that's the thing killing western media the spam of obviously lame characters. Look at Eugene from Tangled he's an incompetent loser who only gets a happy ending because BAD WRITING shields him from consequences. He's good at nothing and is so lame he gets killed off by the villain who is a weak feeble old granny, Gothel is a weak senior citizen and she successfully killed Eugene a young man because he's too dumb to live. What boy is going to see this loser and say:

I want to be that loser who every single bad thing happens to him!

No boy with sense would ever like Eugene. And same to Bernard from Rescuers who is another bumbling beta male lame ass. Disney is filled with lame males. Most western companies make Lame Males. This is why anime took off and boys never looked back. Boys would sooner buy the incoming game Ninja Gaiden 4 because Ryu Hayabusa is cool competent fighter. America doesn't know the first thing about making cool male characters. Americans are too Jewish Castrated to do that. America is doomed.

>>150205942
if this shit is so bad that it'll heal those issues then I do hope they bring it.
insufferable karen mom and jaded son duo is perfect, out of a brilliant dark comedy.

>>150204266
I'd watch this.

>>150203905
A year ago I would've argued with this but the whole X-men 97 thing has me thinking you might be right.

>>150205942
If you ever see sons who have issues with their mothers believe me the writers are Female.

None of these companies hire actual men who grew up with shitty single mothers who damaged their lives from childhood to adulthood. None of these companies will give real men a try. They only hire Shitty Women and Shitty S o y Boys who support Shitty Single Motherhood. Because remember...

Single Mothers Are Shit.

>>150206016
That color scape is very associated with people of color and other minorities. It's opposed to 'whiteness'

>>150203890 (OP)
That's alright all Disney needs to do is remake live action Tangled and Frozen and BOOM Disney will earn trillions and they will be happy. You really misunderstand how easy it is to cash out with women.

>>150203890 (OP)
Straight to Disney+ for $15.75 a month subscription viewing (seriously what the fuck is that price I remember when Netflix was $5 a month)

>>150208218
Disney is arrogant and thinks their frankly shitty media is worth such a price. No streaming service is worth that much. And it doesn't help that modern series and movies are terrible. Real awful.

bump

>>150204266
This feels like such a classic Disney tale but is more of an epic style adventure, In short id fucking watch this anon, well done

>>150205283
>Type A personalities can be generally summarized as; driven, hard working, competitive, time-urgent, hostile-irritable and determined to succeed

>>150203890 (OP)
Maybe they'll get that one writer with the barely disguised fetish and it'll have several sus mom-son moments and covert emotional incest themes fueling a ton of porn artists and scandalizing twitter
Could be fun

>>150203913
There were a bunch of articles just last week about Disney whining about losing men. They want us back (or at least our money), they just don't know how to do it, or rather, they're unwilling to do what must be done and fire all the activists working at the company.

>>150205595
Why is there a three eyed Cheshire cat in a pink bath robe?

>>150209861
>They want us back (or at least our money
They’re a corp. They only care about the fact that they’re not getting our money and are actively complaining we’re spending it on other things, if at all. The irony is they had two of the biggest male brands on the planet (Star Wars and Marvel) and caused everyone to lose interest in the latter after Endgame and drove the former into the ground right from the word go. They’re also probably seething that vidya movies are becoming a thing with Mario, Minecraft and Sonic doing well but also scared shitless by the fact the latter’s recent film outdid one of their own overly expensive live-action remakes. They know their brand is on the decline but don’t want to do what must be done (you already noted that) so they will decline further.

>>150204058
There's no way they could have been that based

>>150203890 (OP)
I dont get it anymore didnt disney just bitch at someone for adding gay shit into a show or movie? Now they have a whole movie with a gay boy?

>>150211203
it's almost like op made it up

>>150206828
>little gay boy goes on magical adventure
that's ne zha 2

>>150205283
>An "awkward" teen
So he's going to be a total pussy.
Why does Disney thinks depicting boys as little homos is going to get them the male audience?

>>150203905
this would be fine if they could still appeal to girls with straight romance movies and pretty characters. Walt disney aimed all his movies at women, that's why they prioritised 'cute' appealing designs. he knew if you get the woman in the cinema they will bring their kids and husbands.

but girls dont actually want new disney ugly shit when actual attractive product like kpop demon hunters exists.