Thread 150209644

So what's the platonic explanation for this

>>150209644 (OP)
Friends with benefits

>>150209644 (OP)
We already got leaks of the entire script, we already know they have the hots for each other, and they try to kiss TWICE but is always interrupted, in the end nick is hiding a ring for the sequel bait.

why does nicks finger smell like carrots

>>150209644 (OP)
What do you think is the platonic explanation for this?

>>150209644 (OP)
nick has ancestral prey attraction and judy imprinted on foxes thanks to childhood trauma

>>150209644 (OP)
They're making plans to go to Arby's later. They're thinking Arby's.

>>150209644 (OP)
We neurotypical people stand next to and look at people we don't want to fuck a lot. Contextually, we might even have a sly smile on our face if we're making a joke or something.

i thought they were dating at the end of the last movie. no?

>>150209654
Link to leaks?

>>150209768
I can't help but wonder... will the animators dare to add a background Zootopia-equivalent of Arby's as a nod to the meme?

>>150209868
call it roarby’s

>>150209672
Idk that's why I'm asking

>>150209644 (OP)
Just a couple of work friends, no harm no foul, might occasionally look at eachother yearningly but other than that? Just work friends! (trust)

first movie was square into the "they don't have to end up together they can just be frieeeeends (unless they're the same sex tee-hee)" tumblr trend era. those loons ignored any kind of romantic tension or chemistry because it waw "heteronormative" I guess. now that they're seen for the clowns they are we might see more canon couples who aren't just disgustingly gay.

>>150209851
Leak here.

Ywn be like Nick who meets a girl that absolutely gives a fuck about you and changes your life for the better because women are crazy now.

>>150210206
Just noticed this leak also mentioned Warburton voicing the horse a week or so before D23 announced it. Its gotta be real.

>>150210364
The desire for a girl to actually give a fuck and change your life forever ( quit alcohol, gambling, porn, etc...) is real but nowadays will never happen, so we must man tf up

BOTTLE OUR EMOTIONS, AND DIE TO WAR DRONES IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE HOORAH!


I'm a recruiter.

>>150210206
>twist villain
Yawn.
>nation's founder is actually evil and untalented and the oppressed minority is the real nation builder
I'm so tired of this Marxist programming.
Disney is lucky that furries are fanatically loyal, otherwise this would bomb.

Bnuy

>>150209644 (OP)
They could never have children together so it would be pointless. I have the same issue with Bad Guys, a fox and a wolf can’t have offspring.
>b-bbut, can’t they just adopt?
Not even remotely the same

>>150211200
It's a fictional universe they can have babies if the writers decide so.

>>150210206
This is a reaction from a test screening. A lot can and will change from the test screening. Anyone who says "Animation doesn't change much because expensive" needs to (a) see what limited animation is used in test screenings and (b) how much hard work was hacked out of Zootopia 1

>>150211442
>A lot can and will change from the test screening
Dear god I hope they take out the 'almost kiss' thing then. I'd rather just not have it than have a fake out in the movie TWICE.
>>150211200
About to blow your mind here:
Not every married couple has (or even wants) kids.

>>150209644 (OP)
Standing next to each other?

>>150210206
>my live reaction reading this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GDA0tRftmY&t=8

>>150211602
>Not every married couple has (or even wants) kids
But literally the entire point of life is to propagate itself indefinitely. If you're not spawning little half clones of yourself, you are an objective waste of carbon atoms sucking up the precious, limited oxygen supply that us folks who are actually listening to the mandate of biology itself and should end your existence immediately. Also anyone who disagrees with this post is gay and probably also a communist

>>150211200
Hear me out... they can fuck constantly and never have to worry about kids fucking up their lives?

>>150211602
>About to blow your mind here:
This ludicrous childlike take blows zero minds, you dumb antinatalist dork. You think you're saying something profound when all you're doing is displaying incredibly suicidal stupidity.
Don't change a thing, your genes should not be carried forwards into the future.

>>150212093
Nick’s dick, which isn’t that impressive to begin with for his species, would still be way too big for Judy’s cunny. That initial thrill is gonna die out fast and then they’ll just settle on being friends

>>150209644 (OP)
Aristotle was a dipshit and you can be friends with girls. Also, your wife.

>>150212132
>You think you're saying something profound
No, I don't. I think I'm saying a very basic piece of logic that I'm surprised I even have to explain.
>the entire point of life is to propagate itself indefinitely
The point of life is to enjoy it. Different people have different desires and goals and they're not obligated to live someone else's idea of a 'perfect' life.

>>150209644 (OP)
I'll do you one better OP
This was in the first movie, what's platonic explanation for this?

>>150212216
>Knot with that attitude!
All seriousness aside, Nick could have a micro penis for his species and Judy could be a cavernous hole and thus be perfect for eachother. I saw this exact same scenario play out with Vanellope and Ralph in a doujin ages ago.

>>150212057
Going agaisnt biological programming does actually make people more miserable. It's why suicide rates are so high among the LGBT+ queer abominations of nature and childless, infertile and unmarried women take so many anti-stress medication, waste mountains of money on therapy just to get pats on their back that just further enables their delusions and mental illnesses and makes them desperately look for reaffirmation and validation online and offline from losers like them that they're not failures of human beings.

It's the same for man: The majority of the money being earned by young man today that, in older generations, would've been used to get proper degrees, become indepent, further career prospects, get married, buy a car, a house and raise children is all going to toys, movies, TV and videogames if not kept to stay idly in a wallet or investment somewhere until it's not worth a damn anymore because the elites stole all the value from our money that would've been used to raise the next generation of productive members of society just so they can launch themselves to space and engage with petty wars amongst themselves, so worthless consumable slop is the only crap men can afford now. These men are the most miserable and unstable of any previous generations today so it figures why they usually just end up putting a bullet to their heads if not maybe shoot up a school beforehand since they just know all their work will be for nothing in the end.

It doesn't matter how miserable it is to be around others and be forced to concede to a primitive and irrational impulse to reproduce for no valid justification, we are all biologically wired so that we are always MORE miserable if we are not conforming to nature's plan.

It's understandable and perfectly reasonable to not want children, but it's not natural and renders you a parasite to the work of your ancestors rather than another passer of their torch and this fact takes too MASSIVE a toll on your head.

>>150210897
stfu retard

>>150211200
How is this a problem in a freaking cartoon? Heck in the bad guys, the snake dates a godamn crow.
It also bold to assume they will have children, and if they do, they will resolve it, by having one kid having the species of one parent, that's it.
>g-genetics don't work that way
It's a cartoon stupid! A fucking donkey had sex with a dragon and it turns out they had fucking mutant offsprings for shit and giggles.
Shit, treasure planet did the same, with a dog and a cat aliens, and it turns out it was the same species with sex dismorphism (a little over explained if you asked me)
A fucking pig dated a fox in chicken little (please stop with the brainwashed scenario, in the canceled sequel, she was supposed to get back to normal and funny enough, she was still dating the pig )
God this type of people really lack imagination, for something that is just a 25% chance of actually happening in a movie anyway, fuck!