Thread 150209663

Because Biden is a catholic and South Park is papist propaganda. South Park is literally stealth catholic propaganda disguised as "offensive comedy"
>Portrayed as an "average American town" despite the fact that protestantism is the largest religious branch both in Colorado and in America
>Jesus Christ apparently lives among Catholics
>Didn't touch Biden, the only Catholic president in Matt and Trey's lifetime
>Criticized ICE for deporting illegals, majority of whom are catholic
>Trey: Catholic, Matt: Jew, but has an Irish Catholic dad
This show is just a part of the long line of propaganda the Catholic Church has been funding for a long time now, trying to undermine America's Protestant roots and Trey Parker is actually a Pope plant. Catholics are the Jews of Christianity. They're the ones responsible for ushering in degeneracy and atheism by giving Christianity as a whole a bad name because the priests can't stop diddling kids. Papists have been engaging in stealth propaganda tactics ever since Al Smith's loss, with JFK's election being their crowning achievement. South Park is just another piece of stealth propaganda media aimed at normalising Catholicise in America. Criticize Biden? Why would they criticize their own? The reason they're going so hard on Trump is because they're seething over the fact that a Protestant like Trump managed to stop their senile Catholic president from serving a second term. Mad at ICE? Of course they are, most of those illegals are their own papist brethen.

South Park is a Vatican funded project and Trey Parker is a Vatican plant.

Probably wasn't much to say about Biden other then he was just a senile old man who likes ice cream and they couldn't fit him into all their paramount specials

Wonder why making fun of Trump makes you desperately demand that they have to make fun of someone who isn't president anymore

>>150209663 (OP)
awwww wittle baby cwying and shitting its pants because it can't handle a joke about his daddy :D. We make fun of everyone and you laugh and clap your hands arf arf arf like a seal but when we make fun of YOU (rightfully so) you screeaaam and screaaam waaaah because you can't take a joke LMAO. We will keep making fun of you over and over and there's NOTHING you can do about it :). cry about it

>>150209711
If teenagers on jewtube can make funny Biden jokes using AI then neither Trey or Matt have any excuses

>>150209871
NTA but I too am wondering why they never made fun of him

It is weird that Obama got more crap from south park than Biden.

>>150209663 (OP)
Cause both Biden and Obama were lame and when mocking someone they actually have to give you something to work with.
They even had an episode where Obama orchestrated some fake conspiracies in order to make himself more interesting and Kyle hard a hard time trying to buy it.

>>150209915
Back then, political jokes were jokes like any other, not a war. See older Jibjab content and compare it to their new works. It's night and day

>>150209663 (OP)
Because Biden is a very normal, boring, unremarkable president.
God I miss not having to hear some dumb shit the president said every day.

>>150209663 (OP)
Because with Trump, it's fucking personal

>>150209921
>when mocking someone they actually have to give you something to work with.
They could've used so much from Obama. His push to propaganda, how he was elected because he was black, the NSA spying on people, advocating for peace when he bombed the Middle East more than Bush. These are only from the top of my head. I don't know much about Biden other than he likes sniffing children, ice cream, and has dementia, so I can't comment on him

>>150209943
>how he was elected because he was black
Like, even Boondocks did this. What was SP's excuse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvB3h5E9vF8

They literally could've just done one callback to that joke they did with the Pope where they were like
>Ok be quick he is very old
And he just babbled
But they didn't even do that

>>150209708
Your list made me realize that Father Maxi is rarely ever portrayed in a negative light when he's relevant to the show's plot. Hell, the one bad thing I can think of that he did was attack Cartman during confession.

>>150210052
He fucks a woman in the confessional

>>150210057
Public indecency and attempted assault are still a VERY small list of crimes when compared to other characters on this show.

>>150210072
A priest fucking in the confessional is quite the serious thing to have happen in a catholic church

>>150209940
NOOOO! You like this! You love this! Trump is amazing and South Park isn't allowed to mock him!

>>150209940
People used to make parodies of Clinton because he played the Saxophone.
No corn pop? No falling on the stairs? No ice cream?
Joe Biden literally challenged a guy to a push up contest and called him fat.
They didn't even make good natured jokes about Biden. They just ignored that he existed altogether.
I don't care who you support politically, but a US president came and went and they just pretended it didn't happen lmao, does that not strike you as weird?

>>150209708
I wish it was that based, Protestantism is a jewish grift and deserves to be stamped out as violently and indiscriminately as the 30 years war, worse even.

>>150209921
This apparatchik line again
Why'd they make fun of Al Gore?

>>150210113
sounds like someone can't stop thinking about biden

>>150209871
>the last 5 years
Just because you find company amongst the mentally retarded does not mean those are the only people that exist

>>150210113
It's almost like republicans have become so ridiculous that the little things people used to mock normal politicians for are now seen as so mundane it's not even worth commenting on

>>150210164
I accept your concession

>>150210176
but biden was old! we never had an old president before.

They target people's sacred cows, and always have.
Biden was a begrudged alternative that sank even further after he just couldn't get enough Netanyaspew down his throat.

>>150210113
He also shit his pants way too much, once while visiting the pope too if I'm not mistaken. He also had a great relationship with a high ranking clansman. Biden was practically gift-wrapped for South Park but they refused to make jokes about him because he's on Trey and Matt's "side." Which he's not, he's a puppet. People who say "durr Biden is boring there is nothing to make fun of" are lying retards

>>150209888
Imagine forcing yourself to like bad jokes because it makes fun of someone you hate. If I sold you shit for ice cream because I was telling everyone that Trump hates this, you would It was a smile on your face.

>>150209663 (OP)
Because they’re cowards now. It’s obvious, last episode had 0 of the 4 boys as the focus, but guess who it is with speaking lines oh that’s right it’s TRUMP! Trump is the new Randy of South Park. This season is going to have the worst rewatch value if any season of South Park.

I don't even care about them not making fun of Biden. It's just that the Trump shit is taking over the show.

>>150209943
>>150209953
Jokes on them, he's biracial

>>150209663 (OP)
During the Biden era South Park was in this weird phase where they didn't know what the fuck they wanted to do and they weren't making that much episodes, episodes like Pajama Day and Credigree Weed Saint Patricks Day Special were shit attempts at making a return to form for the show, and when South Park did feel like throwing jabs at current events it was usually other stuff like Ozempic or Pandering or shit like that.

They also seemed to be playing it safe at times then, like during the Back to the Cold War episode they were parodying Russia but didn't mention Ukraine even once, and when they parodied Andrew Tate he wasn't even called Andrew Tate, just Alonzo Fineski. This current season is throwing more open and clear jabs.

>>150210113
It's cause Biden wasn't that notable of a president, he was still under Trumps shadow during the 4 years he was in office, everyone was still thinking of Trump, Trump was still on top of the news. Any average Joe can't think of anything notable he did, and whatever stuff he did do was completely undone by Trump. Biden wasn't great, wasn't awful, he was just a president that existed.

>new episode has nothing to do with politics
>chuds still flood onto /co/ to seethe the next day

You guys aren’t even trying any more

>>150209711
I thought it was weird they weren't making fun of Biden even when I didn't think Trump would ever be president again.

>>150209940
He was considerably more silly than Obama, who they did make fun of.

>>150210966
wtf do you mean nothing to do with politics? The whole thing was a strained excuse to make the "Trump is fucking Satan" joke and portray Fox News as happy about that

>>150210113
STOP.
NOTICING.

The same reason they said they werent going to do Trump jokes anymore after Garrison and then they changed their mind.
(i dont know what that reason is or why they used realistic Trump over Garrison again or Canadian Trump)

>>150209915
Obama had more of a personality and a presence than Biden. They also made more episodes during his presidency

>>150209871
But why did every single comedy show avoid him when he was in office . It's just not adding up

>>150210057
Like a true Borgia

>>150209871
>NOOOO DON'T POINT OUT THE HYPOCRISY OF A SHOW KNOWN FOR MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE TO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE EASIEST TARGET IN POLITICAL HISTORY!
Biden literally got no criticism his entire presidency until he made an absolute fool of himself on a live debate and retards like you were willing to let it slide because at least he wasn't orange.

>>150209708
What about the Bloody Mary episode?

>>150211088
Well yeah he was still better than orange man

>>150209663 (OP)
blumpf won

>>150209663 (OP)
/co/mblr really hates it when you ask this question.

>>150209663 (OP)
Everyone knew Biden was fraudulently installed, which is why they mentioned him as little as possible his administration of coked up transvestites destroyed the country.

>>150211480
It's being this retarded that got Trump re-elected. Seriously how do democrats have no sense of introspection

>>150211651
Enjoy your measles lol

>>150211664
measles will be eradicated when we deport all the filthy diseased foreign shitskins

>>150211664
See, exactly what I mean. You have a head of Health that actually managed to get dyes and corn syrup out of your foods and you can't even take the win there. You idiots focus on the guy not being gungho about vaccinating kids immediately without even considering why a baby needs a hepatitis shot when the only means of catching it is via blood or sexual intercourse.

>>150211763
lmao mad

>>150209909
Because they barely made any episodes during his term and he was a boring president to anyone who wasn’t a seething conservative

>>150210284
Don't forget his crackhead son with the laptop full of pc, raping Natalie Biden in the shower, kissing, stroking and sniffing young children on national television, the Ukraine scandal from before the war, sucking that woman's thumb on tv during a dementia episode, forgetting his mic was on when he told that little girl ''you're so fucking sexy'', never knowing where to go after a speech with an unfocused stare, etc etc.

Biden is boring to make fun of. How many senile old man jokes does it take to just run shit into the ground.

That stupid “six episodes a year and two specials” crap meant they didn’t have time to cover everything. And even that wasn’t every year.

>>150211788
Yeah I'm mad because a democrat is never gonna win the presidency again at this point. If we can't even be honest about our shit candidates how can we expect the American voter to trust us?

>>150210113
Not everyone is as obsessed as you are. South Park sometimes makes jokes about the president. The show doesn’t revolve around mocking the president. The reason they’re spending time focusing on Trump is because he’s an obnoxious asshole drama queen who does something outrageous or stupid every other day. Under Biden you could spend weeks not thinking about politics, now each day you wake up wondering if Trump has decided to send troops to another city over complete bullshit reasons he’s lying about or if we now just kill people on international waters because why not. It’s not a mystery why he inspires more attention and mockery, especially when he’s such a thin skinned bitch that the White House has to cry about it

This and every "Why didn't South Park make fun of Biden?" thread proves that everything about Biden and company was successfully memory holed.

stealth /pol/ thread

>>150211851
and most importantly, the africa-tier election fraud

>>150210113
They didn't make fun of Biden because they didn't want brain-dead conservatives to think they were their allies, nor did they want to alienate a fanbase that is likely mostly liberal. Simple as. This insistance from conservatives that "you're obligated to make fun of X if you make fun of Y" is weird, but maybe if conservatives were more clever and actually created good, successful comedy shows, you'd see more of the flipside where a show harps on leftist politics but ignores the right. If any showrunner wants to do that, that's their prerogative, and whining about their choices just makes you seem very weird and low IQ.

Why do some groups get so bent out of shape when they see others exercising their own freedom of speech? So weird.

>>150211088
>Biden literally got no criticism his entire presidency

He got criticised plenty. For fucks sake republicans spent four years trying to impeach him. It got to the point hacks like Comer were literally going on TV claiming Biden was corrupt because he gave his brother a loan to buy a truck and him paying the loan back was some type of 4-dimensional shell game bribery scandal. Whenever they were busy claiming Biden was bad because of his son was a drug addict and trying to rewrite history that Obama presidency foreign policy on Ukraine was actually corruption where Joe Biden was trying to protect his son.

>>150211763
>actually managed to get dyes and corn syrup out of your foods
Absolute nothing-burger. There's nothing wrong with dyes in small amounts, and corn syrup is literally just a different form of sugar that your body processes the exact same way as real sugar. We wouldn't bitch about RFKookoo-clock Jr. if he based his healthcare crusades on actual facts, and not some fever-dream he had while snorting cocaine off of a dead moose's penis.

>>150209663 (OP)
Because biden was easily the best president since eisenhower and you retards were malding because he was old.

Biden was literally too good for you faggots. Only mistakes he made were not publically executing Trump for J6 and not nuking russia for thier misinfo machine.

The only good russian is a dead one.

>>150211956
Honestly, the loudest criticisms of Biden came from the progressive left. They warned that putting someone like Biden in would lead to Trump (or someone worse than Trump) getting re-elected, and they were absolutely correct.

>>150211937
>This insistance from conservatives that "you're obligated to make fun of X if you make fun of Y" is weird,
because that's the whole point of South Park. They make fun of everything, Trey and Matt are hypocrites.

>>150211985
got any other renegade opinions there, maverick? fucking lmao

>>150211763
>You have a head of Health that actually managed to get dyes and corn syrup out of your foods and you can't even take the win there

Corn syrup isn’t being banned and it was already on a downward trajectory. Removing couple of food dyes is hardly some gigantic win when under RFK’s watch Florida is now removing all vaccines mandates so that’s going to be disaster, red states are removing fluoride from water so that’s a gum and tooth disease epidemic ticking time bomb, he’s currently allowing measles run amok while making insane comments like just some vitamins and exercise and it’s no biggie, he’s firing people left and right at the CDC while putting cranks and antivaxxers in their place, etc.

>>150211999
What renegade opinions? Russians are subhuman retards led by a psychopathic cultist and thier nation should be balkanized or glassed.

Its like if 1800s britain was retarded and existed in the modern day, and everyone acted like it was normal.

>>150211993
It doesn’t make them hypocrites. Only a butthurt conservative would make such a stupid claim

>>150209663 (OP)
Because throughout the entire Biden admin, they only made 12 episodes and a few specials. Nothing Biden did was particularly controversial or mockable enough to warrant taking up runtime during that limited number of episodes. Season 27 alone is 10 episodes, and Trump won't stop making an ass out of himself in the public forum every other day, so of course they're gonna have more material and runtime to riff on him with

>>150212011
>Corn syrup isn’t being banned and it was already on a downward trajectory
Starry, pepsi's new lemon lime soda replaced Sierra Mist because it was cheaper to manufacture because it had corn syrup instead of sugar. Corn syrup wasn't on the way out until this Admin. But keep pretending the opposite of reality.

>>150212011
You... you realize that you get all the flouride you need from your toothpaste right? You don't need flouride in your water. People raised on well water aren't suffering gum disease at an increased rate. How fucking stupid are you?

>>150211825
Then how come talentless hacks on YT can make funny videos of him with AI?

>>150212048
The use of high fructose corn syrup has been slowly going down for the past twenty years.

ITT: Nobody cites the elephant in the room, which is that Matt and Trey have been part of the entertainment machine in LA for so long that they're no longer industry outsiders but insiders

>>150212038
>Nothing Biden did was particularly controversial or mockable
Just say "I'm a democrat" so people don't have to read through your horse shit next time

Because they have a left slant at the end of the day, which isn't really much of a problem. It would actually be a problem if they forced themselves to make jokes about people they don't care about just to appease MAGAtards.

>>150212078
Way to move the goalposts jimmy

>>150212065
How stupid are you? A significant portion of the country are so poor they can’t afford going to a dentist. That’s precisely why all doctors and dentists are saying removing fluoride is going to be bad because people already have issues with dental health and it’s going to get worse when they don’t get that small free protection through drinking water.

>>150212113
So a downward trajectory doesn’t mean its usage is declining? Are you illiterate or just stupid?

>>150210113
>People used to make parodies of Clinton because he played the Saxophone.
No, they used it for parody because the image of Clinton playing the sax encapsulated his public image as a bit of a casual layabout, laughing away at questions and swapping positions as need fit for his Third Way political philosophy, which is why he was called Slick Willie. Not to mention being one of the youngest presidents. Made it easy to riff on him being a slacker or a douche or what have you, going in a lot of different directions. Biden tripped while going up some stairs....which can be used to make fun of uh....that he's old. Wow. What fertile ground for clever jokes.

>>150212114
You get your necessary fluoride from toothpaste. The shit everyone uses. Not the fucking dentist. Are you literally incapable of reading? Well I guess so because you stupidily think people need fluoride in their water when the poor people living in rural america wouldn't get that shit because they use WELL WATER

>>150212097
Smells like you've got a rancid case of direction-brain

>>150212137
A major beverage company moved an entire line of soda to corn syrup no less than 5 years ago. That is a downward trend to you?

>>150212166
>BUT SODA

So you are a moron. Thanks for clarifying.

It's easy when you were under enormous pressure from above to not make fun of Democrat leaders under any circumstances.

>>150212102
>appease MAGAtards
Why bother?

>>150209663 (OP)
Same reason they never make fun of Israel. Biden's whole cabinet and true executor of his plans was jewish.

>>150212149
Rural areas where people just use their own wells for water are a drop in the bucket compared to the poor populations living in urban areas and poor people are going to skip toothpaste when the choice is between that and having anything to eat. Even if you use toothpaste it isn’t automatic guarantee of no issues with your teeth. The reason the US adds fluoride is because it significantly improves dental health in a country where healthcare is treated as a privilege, not a right. Especially when dental isn’t automatic part of health insurance and usually requires you to pay extra for it.

>>150212190
>Buh buh the second largest beverage company in the world that uses corn syrup in all its beverages
Yeah retard. What downward trend when major beverages and food wet3 still usin corn syrup as a sweetner until this year.

>>150212264
Because as we all know, corn syrup cannot possibly be used in anything except soda.

>>150209663 (OP)
Because M and T didn't wanna have their show cancelled.
For a long time, SP has gotten flack because of it being libertarian and M and T being harcore libertarians regardless of the political climate, but as the 2020s came in and being anything but a full woke leftist became socially illegal, the show found itself having no core audience because the amount of actual libertarians left in the world is absurdly low. Almost every week from 2019-2024, some post on reddit about how South Park is a right wing nazi show who wants trans people dead or something got to the front page and youtube videos with the same topic exploded a lot.
When they made a very soft jab towards people who were so obsessed with vaxing during Covid in the pajama day episode, reddit collectively turned on them and South Park became the nazi show.
So South Park became too libertarian for the woke authoritarian left and like always, it was still hated by right wing conservatives. There's a reason why during the early 2020s period of the show, there was barely any positive discussion of it online, SP was in a bubble where both of the normie groups were not finding themselves in the show.
Matt and Trey realised this and decided that the only way to keep the show going was to swing permanently in one of the direction, and since they wanted to still....you know, be alive, and they decided to go full left. You can literally see the exact moment this happened in the show. The anti woke special clowning on Disney was the last time they tried to do something against the left and every single episode or special since then has not had a single criticism towards left things, and is filled with absurdly low level humor shit about Trump, which they have never done before literally in any other context.

So, tldr, they sold out.

>>150211956
Don't be a mouth-breathing retard. He doesn't mean Republicans, he means all these satirical shows like late night talk shows and animated series that attacked Trump from the minute he took the oath of office but had 4 years of retard behavior by Biden and instead tagged him with the weakest "Oh, grandpa!" jabs on SNL at best.

>>150212276
MAGA tears

>>150211025
The entire point of Garrison Trump was Matt and Trey wanted to show that the reason people voted for Trump in 2016 was because of how awful the leftists have become in America and how they pushed the sane part of the country to the political extreme.
Now, they sold out completely so doing that sort of nuanced take was entirely out of the question, so haha realistic trump saying the unfunniest shit ever time.

>>150212253
Now hold the phone fuckwit. Urban areas recieve tons of snap options and free dental care where rural areas don't. Not to mention there is no clear indicator fluoride consumption helps in dental health, only that brushing teeth does. You know the easiest way to simply throw out your stupid theory. Drinking tap water hardly covers your teeth nor does it remain on it for any significant time. Not to mention most poor people tend to drink other beverages that aren't sourced from tap water. Your wrong. Fucking accept it.

>>150212250
But the same can be said about trump

>>150212271
Yeah its used in food too which major corporations were happy to continue using corn syrup because it cut costs.

>>150212316
And that usage has been going down for years but you think one soda company is proof it can’t be going down. You sir, are an imbecile.

>>150211763
>actually managed to get corn syrup out of your foods
Who gives a shit about corn syrup. It's no worse than sugar, it just tastes sweeter. If anything it's gonna create a new health issue because people are gonna think they're in the clear and start going whole hog on sugar-laden products that will be just as bad for them as HFCS was.

there were only like 10 episodes total when biden was president

>>150209663 (OP)
Because they make fun of the current thing, and the current thing was Reality TV, then huge movies & dramas for a year, then tech start-ups for a year, then SJWs, then Trump for multiple seasons, then coronavirus, then Kanye West

>>150212329
No it hasnt

>>150212276
Your logic doesn't make sense. If their motivation is to not be cancelled, then why are they ripping into Trump now? He has the power to strongarm networks into doing what he wants, and he already exercised said power to neuter 60 Minutes and get Colbert's show cancelled.

>>150212300
>Not to mention there is no clear indicator fluoride consumption helps in dental health

If you live in lalaland. Studies prove that fluoride in water significantly reduces tooth decay and cavities in children and adults alike. When it was first introduced in the 40s the following two decades showed as high as 50-60% decrease in tooth decay.

>>150212385

Because they know that if they get cancelled, CC just pissed away 1.5 billion dollars with nothing to show for it.

>>150211985
>publically executing Trump for J6
Just like how Obama referenced "Thanks Obama", Biden had a perfect chance to reference "Biden Blast"

>>150212306
In the last four episodes, has Epstein been brought up ONCE? Small penis, sex with Satan, racism, but no Epstein?

>>150212300
>Urban areas recieve tons of snap options and free dental care where rural areas don't
Not him, but that isn't really true, or at least varies on your state. You go to rural Michigan and everyone is on snap. Even the local butcher has a shitton of signs up regarding snap, and ways to finagle some of the prepared foods for snap eligibility. Dental care isn't an issue either; I've got family up and down that I've helped sorted things out with getting a dentist on Molina.

It's probably less of an Urban-Rural thing and more of a Blue-Red state thing, since while Michigan swings, it generally has a bit more blue in it.

>>150212401
Which one is worse: losing $1.5b or being ripped into non-existence by Trump and his DoJ minions? Hint: one outcome is extremely worse than the other.

>>150212419
Yeah, Satan thinks it’s weird how Trump keeps dodging it and telling people to “relax guy” whenever someone asks him about it.

>>150212419
Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?

>>150212385
This idea that Trump has more power over media than executives, producers, sponsors or the internet is absurd. With how big SP is in terms of money making, they would never get cancelled for making fun of Trump, the idea that Paramount gives a fuck the show is doing an entire season that's just Trump jokes is nonsense, they don't care. Colbert's show got cancelled because he has spent the collective last 7 fucking years doing almost nothing but Trump jokes, on a channel and timeslot that used to be dedicated to very casual general funny stuff, Colbert digging so hard on Trump lost nearly all the audience of that thing, it got canned cause it didn't please the execs anymore. SP is just a streamed cartoon that's main hook is doing controversial or wacky stuff, so they can't get in trouble for ripping on Trump.

What they can get in trouble though (and have, numerous times) is upsetting the internet. If the internet catalogs South Park as a right wing nazi show and it starts being considered as that by normies, then the show is instantly over.

>>150212439

Well, let’s see, they’re rich entertainment executives in a company that’s struggling to stay afloat, and money is all they care about, so…the former.

>>150212397
Do you know what else became widely used and popularized in the 1930s and onward? Toothpaste and toothbrushing. Correlation doesn't mean causation. And those lower rates of cavities occurred in both urban and rural sectors where flruorinated water was unavailable.

>>150212467
lmao bro has his head on the sand

>>150209663 (OP)
because trump is loud and gay

>>150212467
>Trump doesn’t have influence, it’s not like there was a massive merger that required government approval and part of the merger approval requirement included instituting a “bias” monitor because the network coverage of the president was “unfair”

>>150209663 (OP)
Because Biden didn't do anything really worth making fun of? The man was boring, in a way. Americans, being hedonistic fuckwits at heart, don't like their politicians boring, they want schizophrenic retards because they start drama to watch.
>>150209708
Why are American protestants like this

>>150211993
>"Y-you have to make fun of EVERYTHING EQUALLY!"
>"You can't j-just cater to your audience demographics to ensure your profit and success!!!"
>"Y-you're a heckin HYPOCRITE!"
It's funny how once you start to offend them, conservatives beome the biggest communists imaginable.

>>150212493
Almost as if fluoride in toothpaste and water together were effective tool combatting tooth related diseases and issues. But what do I know. All dental health professionals are against fluoride being removed but clearly a crackpot like RFK knows better.

>>150212547
You're right, Trump had Colbert fired because you're all faggots, die mad lmao

>>150212560
>Afghan pullout
>Hunter's Laptop
>Burisma
>Falling up stairs
>Getting lost on stage
>Saying Mexico and Israel border each other
>Calling Kamala Trump
>Sniffing Kids
>Being lead around like a literal child
>Bidenflation
But yeah just a boring guy...

>>150212560
The Biden regime was the most indefensibly absurdist shitshow the U.S. has ever had.
What gay bath house are you posting from where this is "normal"?

>>150212547
Okay, but mergers getting cucked by gouverments have always been a thing, and how is this affecting South Park? My point is that as long as South Park has the favor of the public and the internet, they can go on as long as they like. If the show gets tagged as something anti social and encouraing right wing stuff, its as good as dead.
Why do you think pro trump/pro right win cartoons or big media franchises don't exist?

>South Park threads when discussing South Park
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>South Park threads when discussing /pol/itics
Max bump limit within 24h

>>150212560
>Because Biden didn't do anything really worth making fun of? The man was boring, in a way. Americans, being hedonistic fuckwits at heart, don't like their politicians boring, they want schizophrenic retards because they start drama to watch.
He was the most managed presidential administration in history, it was obvious the DNC was running the White House for four years. If you can't make jokes about Biden being a robot programmed to do what he's told, what are we even doing here?

>>150209663 (OP)
More tears from the thin-skinned bitches on the Right. Grow a set.

>>150212613
Because the media is all run by leftist jews and conservacucks are not right wingers.
I want a cartoon about TND, not a boomer going "imagine if the roles were reversed!"

It wasn't worth making Biden jokes because Republicans were still all anyone was talking about. fucking DeSantis probably got more media attention than Biden, at least for a year. From a cultural standpoint it might as well have been 12 years of Trump

>>150212613
The merger involved the parent company of South Park. South Park mocking Trump so viscously just after being paid 1.5 billion for the rights to it would make any executive shit their pants when it could endanger the pending merger when Trump is known to be super petty

>>150212048
>Corn syrup wasn't on the way out until this Admin.
Real sugar sodas and other products have been increasingly available for the past decade. Many food companies have noticed the demand for alternatives to corn syrup, so they started to offer it. That's how the free market works. Nobody is forcing you to consume corn syrup. Why does the "small government" party always demand government overreach into controlling what people's personal choices? Why do they love mandates as long as they make them? What happened to MUH FREEDOM?

The duopoly has spent so many years successfully doing the opposite of what they promise that the average american's political views are utterly incomprehensible.

>>150212624
It’s super amusing when people whine about Biden being comatose puppet but turn a blind eye on Trump’s health issues and clear mental decline and well reported disinterest in policies beyond his pet topics he’s bitching about like a typical grandpa who’s lost his marbles

>>150212654
Republicans despise freedom. When they say freedom what they mean is that they don't want anyone to stop them from asserting complete control over your life.
A very obvious example is how they've suddenly decided gun control is urgently necessary because of this tranny shooter. People forget too that California's absurdly strict gun control laws were passed in the first place by Ronald Reagan to keep guns out of the Black Panthers' hands

>>150209663 (OP)
Because he's boring. Republicucks only have 3 jokes, and normal people don't find any of them funny.

I find it funny how the trannies trying to cosplay as South Park fans never bring up Season 20 where the show directly stated the left was at fault for Trump getting elected, or the covid special where the show was not so subtly taking a stance against the people blowing the pandemic out of proportion and forcing the mask and stay at home laws, or how they called out the left for trying to ruin media to appease their corporate LGBT overlords and China in the pandering and china episodes.

Or you know, how the show directly stated how you trannies are abominations against nature more than a decade ago and then later on in the Randy Lorde thing, they pointed out how trans politics are entirely built around fake shit.

But yes, I'm verrrrry sure that the show transforming into just Trump jokes is definetly how Matt and Trey almost felt and not them getting pressured to go left or lose their show and money.

>>150212678
Trump is going to outlive you.

>>150212678
I'm surprised Trump's body hasn't split in half yet from how many hands are up his ass at any given moment

>>150212687
>People forget too that California's absurdly strict gun control laws were passed in the first place by Ronald Reagan to keep guns out of the Black Panthers' hands
That would be Democrats in the south but sure anon, rewrite history.

>>150212687
Leftytroons only want the freedom to do bad things while banning everything that's good.

>>150212678
Trump isn't on camera for 3 days
>He must be dead!
Biden goes missing for months on end
>He's fine, don't question it you conspiracy theorist
If they didn't have double standards democrats would have none at all

>>150212584
Trump made the vax lol

>>150209940
>>150212688
Obama was pretty boring too, but if I remember right, SP at least got mileage out of the way he talked.

>>150212710
I didn't say anything about the south you sperg. Does your script just not have a comeback to that point?

>>150212601
How many pictures of biden's cock do you have on your computer :3

If your show was getting the highest ratings and most attention in years, would you stop what you’re doing?

>>150212728
One is a drama queen obsessed with attention, other is a boring president you don’t normally have to hear from for weeks or months at a time because why would you.

>>150212733
Imagine taking the blumpf shot

>>150212728
It really tells you somethings about how unpopular you are when the entire world goes “awwwwww, what a shame” when it turns out you’re not dead.

>>150212728
It's amazing how not unconditionally worshipping a president is literally unfathomable to the conservative mind. The idea that someone can be critical of Trump without worshipping Biden is literally incapable of forming in their mind.
Biden was senile and comatose for most of his presidency, and now Trump, only two years younger than him, is unsurprisingly acting the same way and you're saying he's perfectly healthy and he'll live to be 110.

>>150212700
You can even see it in the smaller stuff too. This week's episode ended with the "moral" lesson of the labubu story being that the kids should get the labubus taken away from them and their phones and social media. Meanwhile even back in 2020, Matt and Trey publically stated that they were against controlling kids with stuff like that and that they should be let to mature naturally, and in the anniversary concert, they brought a 8yo girl on stage as a part of the tegridy farm song and had no qualms about her being there for the super offensive and vulgar and mature concert.

So M and T suddenly really care about kids not being exposed to social media or trend toys but not even 4 years ago they happily had a young girl be present for a super obscene adult sex filled concert? Spare me the bullcrap, its obvious they fully sold out.

>>150212701
Ha ha, he wishes.

>>150212733
It's hilarious because he's very proud of Operation Lightspeed (which makes sense, it was basically the only actual achievement of his presidency) but has clearly been given a gag order to never talk about it

>>150212803

No, they’re just 50 year old fathers now.

See happens when you spawn little hellions? Everything goes to shit. Natalism…what a fucking joke.

>>150212603
>The Biden regime was the most indefensibly absurdist shitshow the U.S. has ever had.
If you watch mainstream media like an ape, sure. They only play up the shit specifically designed to anger midwit conservatards, because that's how the US political system works. But if you actually pay attention to what Biden DID, he was a fairly normal president, and actually accomplished a ton of conservative goals:
>confirmed all of Trump's federal court appointments to lifetime positions
>opened more domestic land for drilling and fracking than any other president—if gas prices go down, it's because of Biden.
>deported more illegal aliens than Trump has in both his terms combined, thanks to Title 42.
>actually built the wall
>restarted student loan payments with added interest
>specifically denounced the leftist slogan "defund the police" and pushed for MORE funding
>completely obliterated all support of universal healthcare
But you instead choose to fixate on that time fox news showed you the gay niggers and rainbow flags at the whitehouse. They literally do that on purpose to keep the working class from forming solidarity, and it's been working like a charm since before you were born.

>>150212803
There is a difference you probably can't even comprehend between giving a child unsupervised internet access vs. letting them watch R-rated movies. Kids are getting groomed on roblox from the time they're 10 to become school shooters, that's a lot different from watching the Matrix

>>150212828
They were fathers when they had that concert too, they've been fathers for a long ass time. Hell they regularly brought in their kids to voice act for the babies and shit.

>>150212790
Making compilations of things that blue check grifters on twitter say is like trying to hold literal cartoon characters accountable for contradicting themselves between episodes. Retard.

>>150212618
>/pol/tards burn through thread with persistent seething and pants-shitting

Must be a day ending with Y

>>150212896

Then it must just be age. Same reason they doubled down on Randy.

>>150212700
Trannies on the brain

They can't even go back to making classic south park episodes because Hollywood has destroyed its cultural impact in the meantime so there's nothing to riff on. All anyone knows about Hollywood now is race/gender swap reboots. Even the "new" movies are just "what if Better Call Saul was a Spy" "What if this guy couldn't feel pain and his best friend secretly a fat asian guy" "What if a teen girl had depression", and nobody saw any of them.

>>150212870
Nothing you said is true, and fox news is for liberal transvestites.

>>150212945
Oh hey, a Newsmax watcher entered the thread.

>>150209663 (OP)
>He stutters
>Some pics of him smelling someone's hair
It just isn't as funny as the dipshittery trump got up to and continues to get up to.

>>150211985
Careful there shabbo, or you'll have to exterminate all the Two-Faced Russian Jews supporting Israel & Putin that feed you. They even co-opted Trump with that tower deal several years ago and even Biden's Crackhead buttbaby was in league with them too.

>>150212871
Me and the friends I grew up with all had unrestricted internet access and we became well adjusted adults. All the kids I know who were helicopter parented and had zero access to phones or the internet became

1. A rapist
2. Guy who turned his gf into a hooker to pay for league of legends skins
3. Drunktard
4. Guy who sells drugs and constantly tries quick get rich schemes that fail miserably.
5. Whore
6. Whore
7. Whore

The moment the internet became a primary way for us to interact with one another, this idea that we could just force kids to be outside of it became impossible. The only reason A LOT of kids don't kill themselves due to their horrible irl situations is because they have online friends to talk to, or other shit to do online. The internet isn't just some luxury thing you use sometimes anymore, its engrained into our society and how we interact. Taking it away from a kid is basically killing their social development.

As these dogshit internet ban laws get more and more popular and implemented, I'm gonna have so much fun seeing "social researchers' and reddit confused as to why the suicide rates in teens went up 500000%

>>150212944
>we will never get a kino nonsense episode like Volcano or An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig ever again
why even live

>>150212896
>>150212923
The randy stuff is age, but them no longer being libertarians is definetly forced.

>>150212728
The things that American voters pretend are important are fucking crazy. You've spent so many years of your life getting absolutely absolutely nothing you want from the people you vote for that the standard of quality is suddenly "I SAW HIM ON TV", lol.

Most normal, well-adjusted people go months without caring about seeing the president or worrying where he is or what he's doing. Trump could be on camera golfing every other day and that's okay because you know where he is. But Biden is out of the public eye for a bit and you throw a fit? Lmao, this is a borderline toddler-tier meltdown over object permanence. To be expected from caca-pants conservatives, I suppose.

>>150212979
>1. A rapist
based
>2. Guy who turned his gf into a hooker to pay for league of legends skins
mega based
>3. Drunktard
less based but still based
>4. Guy who sells drugs and constantly tries quick get rich schemes that fail miserably.
same based as drunkard
>5. Whore
based
>6. Whore
based
>7. Whore
based

It's pretty clear where the show took a massive nosedive and that Trey is no longer interested in writing for South Park, but he also refuses to hand over the reigns to somebody else. Not to mention the viewership. Whoever is funding Trey is mentally fucking retarded.

This chart over here explains it all. I haven't seen such a pronounced downward spiral and "I quit" message since never. Trey made it obvious numerous times with episodes such as in S15 with "You're Getting Old" 2parter, S16 with episodes such "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining" , "Sarcastaball", "Raising the Bar", "Insecurity", "Going Native" that he quit and the S14 Coon & Friends was the finale to the show.
The question is what the hell happened? he got bored or did Comedy Central screw with him? Why would CC allow him to reduce the episode number even further rather than trying to raise the number to 26 per season like it's normal for a TV Show??

>>150209663 (OP)
Southpark is counter culture. Nobody likes Biden except as being better than the alternative, King Retardus.

>>150212944
The praise for "classic" south park episodes was always garbage. Fully classic south park was always lame and failed at making an impact with its episodes, same with the shitty "the kids suddenly act like normal kids for no reason" episodes.
South Park is at its best when it strikes a balance of having an episode driven by cultural or political stuff and having the kids mixed into it both as a showcase of what "normal" people feel about the subject as well as throw in some funny plots of the kids not truly understanding what's exactly happening due to them being kids. This is why seasons 14-20 are all so good, they're just constant bangers of this.

The problem with some of the recent specials and episodes is that they're don't have this mix anymore. They're either an entirely political/cultural one note episode, or an episode with the kids just doing generic dumb stuff that's not really that funny.

>>150213051
tl;dr. Trey and Matt are still rich and successful and making fun of Drumpf. Seethe harder, commie.

>>150212979
Duderino duderune you have more story material here than Downtown and South Park. Tell us more. Unless you were just bullshitting us.


1. A rapist
2. Guy who turned his gf into a hooker to pay for league of legends skins
3. Drunktard
4. Guy who sells drugs and constantly tries quick get rich schemes that fail miserably.
5. Whore
6. Whore
7. Whore

>>150213086
>completely unrelated reply
Is this a bot? IS THIS THREAD FILLED WITH /pol/ BOTS posting on /co/?

>>150213022
Why are you replying to a tripfag?

>>150213085
I can't even imagine them making an episode like Crippled Summer or Stanley's Cup ever again, which sucks because those are some of my favorite episodes. Whenever they make an episode now that isn't about politics or recent news, I just get confused because I assumed they were building up to something.

>>150212979
I also noticed this paradox, I was spending my time as a teen in plenty of weird sex forms and discords, yet I'm a pretty ok adult I guess

>>150212467
>Colbert's show got cancelled because he has spent the collective last 7 fucking years doing almost nothing but Trump jokes, on a channel and timeslot that used to be dedicated to very casual general funny stuff
Well yeah he was getting USAID checks. That meant he could have ten people watching and the show would still never lose money since it was being subsidized.

>>150213146

They regret Stanley's Cup anyway.

>>150213184
>and discords
>yet I'm a pretty ok adult
Is there any particular reason you were born as a man and now believe you are a woman? Or did that just happen naturally?

>>150213209
Why? It's legitimately a great episode, even if the entire episode was just a build up for one fairly poor taste joke.

>When the new generation talks about new movies in front of a baby boomer or even gen-X
https://youtu.be/7vhHquWjO-Y?t=16208

my earliest online experiences were on Usenet which had all kinds of mentally ill people. schizos, conspiracytards, Stormfags, leftists, pedos, fedora atheists. but i didn't become a mass shooter from reading their ramblings.

>>150213238

They admitted that as the last episode of the season they rushed it to get an early start on the holidays, and don't care for how it turned out.

Why can't south park make fun of Adam Sandler anymore. Just go
>Hey guys remember the guy who made the movie where he dressed up like a woman and got dry humped by Al Pacino to get him to star in a Dunkin Donuts commercial? Well he made a movie about an iguana. And a basketball movie. Isn't that funny?

>>150213082
/thread.

They made fun of Obama because Obama was an extremely big cultural and political milestone, and people upheld him as a populist president when he clearly was just another neoliberal in a black wrapper. Nobody cared about Biden, though. They were just wiling to vote for any warm body that wasn't the guy who tried to gaslight about a pandemic.

The funniest thing is that Trump easily could have won re-election in 2020 if he had just backtracked a bit—after he caught COVID himself, he had the perfect chance to pivot and earn sympathy points from the average retard voter (i.e., the people who actually decide the outcome), but instead he doubled down like a literal toddler who thinks everyone else is as dumb as he is. His base ate it up, but everyone else was just laughing. Time to get out of your echo chambers, lmao.

>>150213107
>gets told
>"Y-you're a b-b-bot!!!"
sasuga

>>150213085
I watched S1-S3 and they indeed were lame compared to S8-S11 where they go dramatize stuff.
The difference is they both had substance. S8-S11 by being creative with how it keeps evolving the plot into something bigger and having a good conclusion and epilogue and S1-S3 by having a lot of creativity in the background that's normal such as Halloween contests and a lot of secondary characters and one-shots actually doing shit.

S19+ waste a lot of time dramatizing everything and doing nothing of substance while also lacking creativity.

Of course South Park was always pretty boring compared to The Simpsons and Futurama and even something like Undergrads, Downtown, Mission Hill beat the living shit out of South Park.

And of course there's Moral Orel where it indeed does the Adults vs Kids perspectives on adult matters, just not very topical and political. Where it actually bothered taking itself seriously when the executives said and those same executives cried bitch tears thinking it was going to result in some epic cinema movie and not Silence of the Lambs but actually depressive and with bad ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiSvF72cuI&ab_channel=ScubaSteve

>>150213323
This is an unironic bot. As opposed to an ironic one. We are being invaded by Israel bots copy-pasting posts from a word document from /pol/. The hacks and anyone who pays for ads reveals a huge amount of bots.

>>150210702
/thread

Americans don't vote for presidents based on ideology they vote for the guy who has a cooler image.

>>150213285
I really didn't understand their idiocy with "We have to get all the scripts written otherwise we're holding the animation team behind " because apparently at their animation studio they can't just animate the episodes 1 by 1 ? despite the episodes airing 1 week every time and even taking 2-3 week hiatuses before the new episode airs? I never understood this retardation on getting your entire team to work on multiple episodes at once instead of 1 by 1.
Also fuck you Boco you're kneeling to me and you will say yes sir just like Butters.

>>150210702
>Biden wasn't great, wasn't awful, he was just a president that existed

Wasn't he the guy whose DHS secretary one week into his administration said "Oh, the border's abolished. Come on in everyone."

>>150213323
>after he caught COVID himself, he had the perfect chance to pivot and earn sympathy points from the average retard voter
oh man, i remember even the lefty news outlets were paving the way for this. They were all, "is this the emergence of a kinder, softer Trump?" That was the fucking path to victory. All he had to do was put on an act. But he's too much of a fucking self-absorbed retard to even do that. Probably why most of his business ventures fail spectatularly while he remains afloat on ill-gotten nepo-money and loans from foreign investors, lmao. Thank god he got better, though, so he could grift his base with $60 bibles, lmao. Such good little sheep.

>>150212871
>>150212979
Back then we had to read, now it's all tiktok videos from age 3

>>150213095
All 7 are people I was sorta friends with in middeschool (along with my group of actual close friends, which I'm still friends with).

Me and my group were basically your usual early 2010s internet kids but because our school was pretty good, we weren't bullied for it or anything, so we regularly spent time in class talking about shit like RWBY and fanfiction and shit, and all three of us were kinda pervy for kids standards so we regularly talked about the erotic stuff we saw online and the mature media we liked.

Guy 1 was a super helicopter parented guy who's mom was friends with my mom, and he wasn't allowed phone, internet, watching TV stuff without his parents being there (this is MIDDLE school keep in mind), etc. So yeah pretty fucked up for a person in their early teens. We kept in touch through highschool and due to him having no social life or experience with sex as a teen, he became a total incel and after highschool, he thought a girl was into him but she wasn't and when she rejected him he raped her behind her building.

Guy 2 was a deadbeat even in middle school (if that's even possible), he wasn't allowed to have social media or use the internet on his own though he did often go behind his parents I think. They let him start playing online games at some point and he got obsessed with league and cs go skins, when highschool started, I shit u not he got a gf and started taking nudes of her and other stuff and sold it to people for skins money. It causes a bit of a public scandal and that was the last we heard of him.

Third guy was kinda like first, just resulted in him being a drunk than an incel.
Guy four was so underexposed to the internet and so innocent that he got roped into a group of shitty drug dealers, we heard more of him from 2nd hand accounts after middle school ended so idk if this is even that real tbf.

>>150213406

Yes sir...

>>150213446
Say it with me. Say it loud. Bernie will never be president.

>>150213466
The three girls were all girls who were sorta friendly with us but also made fun of us for being nerds and they all had very religious parents and they told us we would go to hell for being into anime. They all whored out starting with highschool and one of them became a stripper.

Trump supporters don't want a lecture about the ongoing droughts affecting potato and cattle ranching states or the Chinese swine flu outbreak or Russia flooding the oil market. They want a drawing of Joe Biden laughing maniacally and stuttering and passing a bill to raise the price of a McDouble and a gallon of gas while Hunter rolls on the stage looking for crack.

>>150213281
The entire idea that we should ban the internet and social media from kids is the gouverment attempting to make it so kids and teens grow up without ever even learning with social discontent is so they can never feel upset against their gouverment. Its hilariously obvious and of course everyone is falling for it.

>>150212796
The lame fucks who want presidents to hand out donations like Halloween candy hate the one who says no. News at 11.
It's really easy to be "popular" when you act like Santa Claus with someone else's money. Selfish children hate responsible adults who expect them to behave and chip in.

>>150213466
> I shit u not he got a gf and started taking nudes of her and other stuff and sold it to people for skins money. It causes a bit of a public scandal and that was the last we heard of him.
Huh in my wild imagination Acquaintance2 was a manipulator that managed to convince his girlfriend into playing LoL+CSGO with him and selling her pics online willingly.

>>150209663 (OP)
because Biden is less funny than Trump.

Biden is Grampa Simpson
Trump is Mr. Garrison

Also Colorado is a blue state.

Who cares what South Park makes fun of?

>>150213409
No.

>>150213547
That would make for a pretty good doujin

>>150213503
>Trump supporters don't want a lecture about the ongoing droughts affecting potato and cattle ranching states
can't do anything about the weather

>>150213548
>Also Colorado is a blue state
actually is just Denver and Boulder, the rest of the state is red as a cherry

>>150213595
You could've stopped this if you just bought a hybrid car and an energy safe freezer and installed solar panels in 2006

>>150213615
>LaNd DoEsNt VoTe!!!!
>CONSERVATIVES SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE!!!!!!!! THATS CHEATING!!!!!!!!

>>150213409
>one week into his administration said "Oh, the border's abolished. Come on in everyone."
No. That's just something rightoids made up so they could seethe, and is readily debunked by actual facts. The question to ask is why Trump's DHS hasn't published any deportation numbers since he took office. (Picrel is direct from the DHS website, as of today). It's almost like he has no intention of enacting draconian deportation policy and is distracting you with some footage and headlines about Mexicans being deported while he and his corporate cronies keep funneling them in for cheap labor, same as it ever was.

It's hilarious how Rightoids bash mainstream media until it feeds them the specific honey they're hungry for.

>>150213470
Well of course he won't, retard. His base turned on him when he revealed he was just there to funnel progressive votes toward shitty neolibs like his "good friend Joe" without any attempt to "push him left". Also he's a fucking zionist like literally everyone else in US politics.

>>150209663 (OP)
>Why do I have selective amnesia?
Two decades in and OP is still a faggot

>>150213633
Hearing voices again, huh?

>>150213470
Yes? He is too old to run again. Everyone knows this.

>>150213651
>a fucking zionist
yes, as reflected by his very vocal opposition and of the actions of bibi and his very vocal support of a two state solution.

I have South Park thread fatigue

>>150213713
>>150213651
don't forget he literally calls what's happening over there genocide, without mincing words.

>>150212276
>The anti woke special clowning on Disney was the last time they tried to do something against the left
Gotta love how that shit boiled down to "aww... poor Kennedy! She means well, it was the Panderstone's fault!" (and panderverse Kenny is a large Gogo Tomago, well, normal human-sized, for some reason) and leddit and co. still acted as if SP committed bloody murder.

>>150213719
Would you care for a North Park thread instead?
>The fuck is North Park?
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllPages

>>150211851
>>150211927
You know it’d be easier to buy your argument if a good chunk of it wasn’t easily disprovable bullshit

>>150211927
>Texas and Florida have iron toothed anti-voter fraud laws
>they always get all their election returns in within hours of the polls closing while California takes weeks to count votes
Yeah.

>>150213742
This is what we get for giving an inch

>>150213857
It’s because of mail in voting. Texas and Florida hate that because it means more people vote, and they despise that idea.

>>150213905
Aren't those also very easy to fabricate? And again I don't understand how mail in voting is legal just like voting from a foreign country for your original country. Like you're in Mexico and want to vote for America's policies AND VICE VERSA. I don't understand how that cannot be extremely illegal just like a boss working as an employee to make sure you do your job well like a spy. That was also supposed to be highly illegal to put an executive in the position of an employee, yet nobody does anything about it .

>>>/pol/514885842
>>>/pol/514885842
>>>/pol/514885842

>>150213713
>>150213733
Except he keeps voting to fund Israel. And he only started calling it "Genocide" once Trump was in office and he was explicitly pushed to do so. Again, you need to learn to pay attention to what people do, and not just what they say for headlines and sound bytes. He won't commit to a boycot of Israel, which is what a leftist/populist movement wants from a leftist/populist candidate.

This whole "say one thing but do another" is how the entire American government operates, and somehow that simple tactic is foolproof enough to swindle like 80% of the American public, every time. It's almost like you guys are all fucking stupid, lmao.

All of the EU countries also have incredibly strict laws to prevent voter fraud. It is only Democrat-run states that are ok with this Third World favela voting system you would expect in some place like Mozambique.

>>150213409
Whether he did it or not, who the fuck cares? Biden showed clear signs of senility near the end of his term, there's no way he could even do anything without people aiding him or telling him what to do.

>>150213933
You could also get citizenship by marrying into someone with citizenship or your baby born on your land automatically became american.
AMERRICAAHHH FUCK YEAAHHH

America is a funny country full of jews holding carrots and they're trying to turn everything into Saudi Arabia cause that's what jews are; arabs ... but not even sultans ... jews are harem mixbred babies who got fucked and bred by the sultan and pop came out the indo-european arab mixbred baby that learned how to be a merchant cause hybrids have good relations with others when they're hybrids ... and because that's all they could do. It's why jews are such perverted freaks, they literally come out of harems, all their great grandmothers are bellydancers.

no one ever brought up that Biden was almost killed from a brain aneuyrsm in 1988 and needed major surgery to repair it and that as he aged the effects of that no doubt caught up to him

>>150213933
>Aren't those also very easy to fabricate?
No, they are very difficult to fabricate. We do have examples of mail in voting fraud, and the common thread is that they are extremely easy to catch, and very blatantly faked. Mail in voting is the most effective way of getting the most amount of people to actually participate in the election you’re holding.

>>150214021
>to actually participate in the election you’re holding.
So instead of the government telling kids to fuck off with their smartphones and stay at home attitude they instead enable it? :/ people can't be arsed to move off their asses to go vote so they need to go do it on the internet?

>>150211518
Kinda funny given the president is a pedo.

>>150214116
>So instead of the government telling kids to fuck off with their smartphones and stay at home attitude they instead enable it?
It has precisely nothing to do with lazy zoomers and everything to do with the fact that most Americans have work on the election since it’s a Tuesday, the polls close by 8pm, and only about a fifth of US states give anyone time off to go vote.

>>150213959
>This whole "say one thing but do another" is how the entire American government operates, and somehow that simple tactic is foolproof enough to swindle like 80% of the American public, every time
Most people aren't ready to believe that the American government exists to serve itself and its donors instead of the people. No matter how much proof they are shown, they need to suspend their disbelief and pretend their chosen candidate is some superhero looking out for them. And if they do admit it, they only think it's true when "the other guys" are in the whitehouse, and not their guys. Their guys are the GOOD guys.

Should have a constitutional amendment banning mail in voting other than for overseas military personnel and 1-2 other exceptions.

>>150214180
Should have a constitutional amendment enshrining mail in voting permanently while also making Election Day a federal holiday

>>150213933
>And again I don't understand how mail in voting is legal

Because why wouldn’t it be? Not all people are able to vote on election day or they’re physically incapacitated and couldn’t vote otherwise because they can’t be shipped to the voting booth that’s tens of miles away.

>just like voting from a foreign country for your original country.

It’s called being a citizen which gives you a right to vote, you fucking moron.

>The first state to allow mail in ballots for any reason, with no excuse required, was California in 1978.[3]
That tells you everything you need to know.

>>150214180
It’s absolutely hilarious (and sad) how conservatives benefit much more from mail-in voting but because Trump is permanently butthurt about it due to lost in 2020 all conservatives are now required to hate it because Donnie says so.

>>150214200
>Because why wouldn’t it be?
Ugh new generation of pathetic incompetents. You shouldn't be able to vote just like old people shouldn't legally be able to drive.

All this toddlering around a bunch of manchildren is what will destroy the planet and I do not understand how the elites can allow this when they depend on those idiots to stop being so idiots unless the elites were happy to not have fridges, electricity, cars, but it seems like idiot elites don't think just like any nobleman retard who doesn't invesnt in scholarship/technology.

>>150211518
>Everyone knew Biden was fraudulently installed
Nah, this was just a cope from conservatives who couldn't understand that people came out to vote in droves against an orange retard who tried to gaslight a virus and dismantled federal pandemic protection programs for profit. Nobody liked Biden. The DNC just pushed him as nominee and everyone was happy to vote for "not Trump" because it was the first time in a while that an administration so boldly fucked something up that actually affected people's lives. COVID only became such a hot topic because Trump fucking bungled it like only Trump could. Of course, that's precisely what triggered his base into labeling it as a democrat hoax. It's hilarious how quickly and completely rightoids memory-holed the fact that Trump was in office when COVID started and he was responsible for all the vaccine development and policies they cried about for the next 4 years.

The majority never really votes "for" anyone. It's always against the other guy. That's why most presidents win re-election. We're just finally at such a late stage in capitalism that these corrupt fucks can't go 4 years without tipping their hand so badly that even a good chunk of mouth-breathing American voters can tell they're being jerked. Still waiting for those cheaper eggs, btw.

>>150214309
>voting should be done in person!
>then let me off work to do it
>….no
Sorry, the mail in voting will continue.

>>150214309
You still haven't explained why mail-in voting shouldn't be legal. Instead you just went on a grandpa-rant, lmao. Weird.

>>150214243
who did you vote for in the last 2 elections?

>>150214397
I wrote in Bernie. What about it? Wasn't voting for neoliberals Biden or Harris.

Of course Biden wasn't legitimately elected. The last time Democrats had an actual primary was in 2008, all their candidates since then were pre-selected and none of their base ever had any say in it.

>>150214376
Hush gen-alpha. You just explained it yourself, gen-alpha. If we keep this up we'll ... we already ended up in Idiocracy.

We kept talking about how not everyone should be able to vote and now we're allowing all the retarded zoomers to vote just because they have an internet connection and an ID card? How aren't they faking the IDs themselves with babies born in hospitals on American soil and dead people?

>>150213615
>>150213633
Most PEOPLE vote blue in that state. Blue voters tend to live closer together, and red voters tend to live out in the sticks. So, visually at first, you might think, "Wow, this state is red!" When it only seems that way from a quick visual from a map, without knowing the basics.

America """went""" to shit ever since the 1930 economic crisis and all the migrant idiots and americans just stayed on their asses while knowing who was at fault for it and not burning the FED to the ground and assaulting Fort Knox, bunch of filthy good for nothing rednecks just like the so called Area 51 raid and Capitol "raid".

You won't do shit - words of a Discord moderator toward a gen-alpha who screeches he'll call the police if he doesn't get unbanned from Discord.

>>150214457
I heard musk used starlink to influence the last election

>>150213615
There are no actual blue states incidentally, there's red states with blue cities in them.

>>150214467
>How aren't they faking the IDs themselves with babies born in hospitals on American soil and dead people?
These explicitly are not happening, and the claims that they are have been shown time and again to be total bullshit.

>>150214515
I haven’t seen any actual good evidence of this, but I do find it funny Trump keeps saying that they rigged it for him.

>>150214528
>There are no actual blue states incidentally, there's red states with blue cities in the

Mostly. One exception to the rule is the Mesabi range in NE Minnesota which has literal communists in it. I don't mean nu left tranny/BLM people, I meal real oldschool ILGWU labor commies and it's almost the last vestige of them in the country.

>>150213967
Those countries have government-funded voter ID. Democrats are willing to compromise with Republicans in exchange for government-funded voter ID. Republicans are children who refuse any reasonable compromise.

>>150214528
>relitigating the rural vs urban divide again
We have been doing this for TWO THOUSAND YEARS

>>150209940
They made fun of Obama, and he was far more normal than Biden was.

>>150214603
What qualifies as reasonable compromise?

>>150214634
Did they? All they ever did with Obama was a heist parody and a "ha, rich men like sex" gag that could have worked with any president.

>>150214670
Which is still more than they did with Biden.

>>150214695

No time. They had to cram a bunch of other shit in a few boring specials because Paramount and Hulu were in a pissing contest, and everyone lost.

That future COVID two parter still pisses me off with how unfunny it was.

>>150214662
Automatic voter registration at a18 nationwide with zero hoops to jump through.

>>150214732
What qualifies as a hoop? ID requirements, showing up in person?

>>150214330
>It's hilarious how quickly and completely rightoids memory-holed the fact that Trump was in office when COVID started and he was responsible for all the vaccine development and policies they cried about for the next 4 years.
lmao, this. The vaccine and mask mandates were literally ALL Trump. It's insane how quickly conservatards re-wrote history to justify their petty outrage over having to show basic courtesy to others.

>>150214732
Holy based. By the people, of the people, and for the people.

>>150214539
Shut up, zoomer. Zoomers don't shit about anything, that's why they're so easy to groom on Discord and manipulate into shooting schools and working at walmart.

>>150214662
Person A wants X. Person B sees that X could lead to problem Y. Person B comes up with a solution that costs the taxpayer very little, so Person A can get X and avoid problem Y.

If person A refuses person B's solution that gets them X and avoids problem Y then they are being unreasonable.

>>150214776
Unironically, yes. Our country was founded by the people, of the people, for the people, specifically because they were tired of legislation without representation. Why are you trying to infringe upon the ideals our founding fathers fought and died for? Sit the fuck down, King George, lmao.

>>150214851
So can you give a actual answer on what reasonable compromise regarding voter ID laws has been created? Or even attempted?
>>150214882
>im voting
>we need to check if you are a US citizen to vote
>this is tyranny youre king george

>>150212072
Because they're obsessed with boring politics that don't matter. Obama was the same way and barely did fucking anything.

>>150212300
Flouride is added to water for the same reason we add folic acid to flour - it's piss-cheap and saves the government money they'd otherwise be burdened with from the health effects of not doing it.

>>150214920
So basically, modern day Trey and Matt

>>150209663 (OP)
They have the same lawyers as the Bidens
And once you find that out everything makes complete and utter sense

>>150214908
The For the People act was proposed which would enact automatic voter registration, same day voter registration, make Election Day a federal holiday, introduce harsher penalties for voter intimidation, and provide more pathways for ex-felons to regain voting rights. It was passed in the House of Representatives, Republicans filibustered it in the Senate where it died.

>>150214950
What the fuck, the government is putting fucking ACID on our bread? Why haven’t I heard anything about this?!?

>>150215008
You have, but the machine elves fucked up your memories.

>>150213184
Because your parents were fucking while high on qualuuds and your grandparents ate lead paint and drank literal gallons of LSD. Being retarded and doing weird shit is pretty normal.

>>150214957
Donnie dump turning the us into some despotic hellhole is anything but boring

>>150215008
Vitamin C is literally just citric acid

>>150214882
>>150214732
are you not aware that the Founders never strictly thought everyone should have the franchise and in their time it was actually rather limited to property owning white males? Thomas Jefferson famously said only an educated informed populace should participate in politcs.

>>150214662
>"Hey we see from your tax records three people of age to vote live here."
>"Here's a form we mailed to you six months in advance. Fill it out for each person and mail it back to us. We will give you a date where you can show up to the DMV for an hour and get your voter ID provided you bring your birth certificate, proof of residence, and and tax forms."
>"If you have any questions or need help call this number."

Wow. So difficult.

>>150215088
What about the whole NSA spyware exposure that was led by Obama

Obama was a fraud and charlatan and never actually "left wing" like rightist media memes claimed. He never followed through on giving us single payer health care only a half-assed requirement to buy insurance from insurance companies nor did he end Middle East wars repeal the Patriot Act etc. instead all we get for our efforts was a gay wedding cake.

>>150209663 (OP)
"He's old and touches girls" isnt much fodder.

>>150215131
That was Bush era thing that Obama retroactively made legal.

>>150209894
>if teenagers on jewtube can make funny Biden jokes using AI

They’re not

This season is the worst dogshit I've seen in a long time. South Park sounds like the most barebones twitter jokes about Trump and it's an entire season of this shit. Every fucking episode is some political talking point. They did Trump being president, ICE, sucking up to the president, and now tariffs. What's next? My guess is black fatigue. It's going to portray White people as racist stupid rednecks and black people as reasonable and then, because they want to antagonize their viewers into being unreasonable drones, they'll have some speech about how prejudice is wrong only for like cops or a crowd of Whites to kill whatever innocent black people they strawman their idea with.

Considering it's South Park and it needs some fucking bullshit reference for its viewers to gawk at like turkeys, it'll be To Kill A Mockingbird and Twelve Angry Men as the A-plot and the B-plot is The Purge where they're chasing....idk Mr. Garrison for being gay. And at the end, the innocent blacks and the Mr Garrison are corralled together and the black father gives the dogshit 'prejudice is bad' speech only for Mr. Garrison to betray the black family to scapegoat them for his own safety. Because it's so fucking jewish that they have to make Whites as villanous as possible while having every other minority look like an angel when it's convenient. There are fucking 0% chances that they address any of the crime or violence present in minority communities which makes the entire point their trying to make ring totally hallow. God I fucking hate entertainment nowadays, it's always this type of shit.

>>150209915
Obama was in office for 8 years and they were regularly airing. South Park only released a handful of episodes during Biden due to legal issues and he was around for 4

>>150210284
> He also had a great relationship with a high ranking clansman

That guy was not a high ranking Klansman he quit when he was young and then repented by working with civil rights leaders

>>150215008
Folic acid is a trace nutrient. You need very, very little of it to function, but it's not in every food, and poor people may not consume any if it at all if their diet is restricted. Not having enough folic acid is bad for you, but is devastating to pre-natal infants, who need it for their brains to develop. Folic acid deficiency in pregnant women has something like a 4000% increase in the chance an infant will have an underdeveloped or nonfunctional brain. So instead of doing nothing and letting lots of poor people have mentally-stunted and crippled babies who will be drains on the healthcare system in 20 years, the government requires companies add folic acid to flour that costs something like 0.01 cents per 5 pound bag. Flouride is the same way.

>>150215177
Yeah, but it was still in the Obama era

People only hate Trump because the fake news says everything he does and says is stupid and bad.

>>150212290
Because he wasn’t as volatile and funny as Trump. Only deranged conservatards think shit like Hunter Biden’s penis and Kamala’s laugh is funny

>>150215298
>Because he wasn’t as volatile and funny as Trump. Only deranged conservatards think shit like Hunter Biden’s penis and Kamala’s laugh is funny
I mean if you're a leftist obviously you're going to find jokes about your guy not as funny as jokes about the other side's guy.

>>150212290
>BAAAAAWWWWW IT’S NOT FAIR THE JOKES WEREN’T AS MEAN!!!!

Maybe it had something to do with the fact Joe is likable while Trump is an obnoxious asshole?

>>150215313
I don't vote for either of the two meme parties but nice try.

>>150215298
Not a repub, but the whole fracas with Hunter did start to get funny, in a stupid sort of way, after a while

>>150215313
I found lots of Biden and Obama jokes funny. But you know the joke actually had to be funny instead of being racist or screeching that Biden was senile

>>150215372
That recent interview where he described crack like he was a retired connoisseur was pretty funny I have to admit

>>150212356
>>150212011
>>150211971
>>150211788
You guys are retarded. Europe literally banned all this shit decades ago because of how toxic it is. It literally makes you retarded and lowers IQ. Lick corporate boots some more faggots.

So once upon a time the Washington Post had this cartoonist Herb Block who used to make endless cartoons shitting on Republican figures but especially Nixon but Democrat presidents were scarcely ever featured in his cartoons.

>>150214920
"Boring politics that don't matter"

And it's literally dems that are ruining the country but faggot Anderson Cooper isn't saying it's a bad thing so it's all ok!

>>150212161
Joe Biden was literally falling down stairs and shitting himself and the only thing Trump says is the truth faggots don't want to hear.

>>150215391
>The European Region had the highest prevalence of major oral disease cases (50.1% of the adult population) across all six WHO regions worldwide. This includes the highest prevalence of caries of permanent teeth across all WHO regions, which at 33.6% of the European Region’s population represents almost 335 million cases in 2019.
Maybe they should reconsider.

>>150215373
Those kind of jokes are funny. You want nothing but jokes about a man's penis? You gay?

>>150215435
>the only thing Trump says is the truth faggots don’t want to hear
So when he says no one cares about Jeffery Epstein or the Epstein files, you agree with that right? That stuff doesn’t matter at all to you.

>>150215435
Like how Trump claims the civil war had airports? Or that DC is crime ridden murder capital of the world?

Biden was a meme since he got caught plagiarizing speeches in the 1980s and had to cut his first presidential bid short.

>>150215453
Dick jokes are funny

>>150215460
You never cared about it before you thought he was on it faggot

>>150215483
So to be clear, you don’t care about it and think it should be buried like Trump says, right?

>>150215460
>muh Fakestein Files
zzzzzzz….

>>150215463
He never said that, you lack comprehension and are a tranny. And DC is home to alot of violent crime ao yes.

>>150215497
You never cared about it before you thought Trump was on it.

>>150209663 (OP)
Biden is so pathetic it would be punching down.

Trump is a lolcow with lolcow fanbase

>>150215254
>you hate dump so you must love Obama

Terminal directionbrainrot

>>150215527
>Trump out of nowhere
Projection at the highest degree

>>150215501
He did say that and DC has the lowest crime numbers in thirty years and isn’t any type of murder capital

>>150215520
Trump is nothing like fucking Chris Chan you retarded traitor

>>150215514
I did, but we’re talking about you: is Trump telling the truth when he says that everyone should just forget about them?

>>150215541
I thought he said the airports thing about the revolutionary war

>>150215313
Or I just don’t find Hunter Biden’s dick funny

>>150215391
Europe banned measles vaccinations?

>>150215607
I don’t know, right wingers posting pictures of his cock and then making it seem like it was over for Joe because Hunter had an 8 incher was pretty hilarious.

Biden wasn't the guy who called neo Nazis very fine people.

>>150215657
Well that case is the joke wasn’t the dick picks but the pseudo-sexual cock obsession

>>150215593
Maybe, I might have mixed them up

>ICE raids overwhelmingly target brown people
>no Dump is not a white supremacist honest XD

>>150215708
>“Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,”
Fort McHenry also has nothing to do with the revolutionary war, it was the war of 1812, but this speech was mostly him just bullshitting, which he does all the time.

>>150215538
Memory of a goldfish too

nobody really cared about Hunter Biden outside Twitter memes but they did care about Biden's administration having Carter era inflation, a totally open border with literal criminals entering by the thousands weekly, and the guy being a senile vegetable propped up by DEI hire White House staffers

>>150215295
I don't like Trump because his executive overreach makes a mockery of the legislature and intended balances of government. I think Nixon was heavily overhated and Bush Sr. was a genuinely great president. I haven't watched a news broadcast, read anything from CBS, MSNBC, CNN, or FOX, or read a newspaper since 2011, and get my news from multiple different outlets where I check the sources they provide.

He is a populist, and populism always kills the nation, because the average voter is a retard. The more emotional you make politics, the more retarded it becomes. We are now at a 7/10 on the retard scale.

>>150215408
>And it's literally dems that are ruining the country
>While republicans control all three branches of government and the majority of state legislators
>While republicans are currently crashing the economy and removing social safety nets

>>150215758
>He is a populist, and populism always kills the nation, because the average voter is a retard
This was a few posts after you got done saying mail in voting was good because we should have as many people voting as possible.

>>150215755
>totally open border
Border security ramped up under his admin, he was hitting Obama era deportation numbers
>carter era inflation
Covid hit hard

>>150215758
>I don't like Trump because his executive overreach makes a mockery of the legislature and

Didn't Biden issue how many dozens of executive orders in his first week in office?

>>150215786
No, that was me.

>>150215813
Biden’s orders weren’t trying to abolish entire departments by skirting past congress.

>>150215813
>>150215758
That's not any one president's fault it's the inherent nature of the US political system. Congress really hates passing major legislation because Congressmen could be voted out of office for any bill they vote or don't vote for. As a consequence a lot of their responsibilities get outsourced to other branches of government.

>>150215755
And now Trump administration is the one with inflation, possibly recession around the corner, disastrous labour numbers, tariffs about to destroy the economy, we’re murdering people on intentional seas, his migration policy keeps creating constitutional crises and the guy is being a senile vegetable propped up by republican DEI hires in the administration

>>150215541
>lowest crime numbers in thirty years
because they stopped reporting it lemao

>>150212356
>It's no worse than sugar,
retard/10. Go huff glue, I hear it's no worse than air.

>>150215850
Do you get off on saying easily disproven things to people, like is it a humiliation thing for you

>>150215844
>Congress really hates passing major legislation

The problem is republicans block/fight against everything that democrats want to do (even when dems offer compromises) and when they’re in charge all they do is tax cuts for the rich

>>150215786
I'm not the same person, retard.

Politics should be as dry and uninteresting as possible so that only people who actually care about the boring shit will bother to vote. The worst thing you can do to a nation is make its politics interesting to retards. I don't think you should put up actual barriers, politics should just not be something stupid people care or think about.

>>150215883
it's both parties and you know it. Congressmen hate passing legislation unless it's handing out freebies to their constituents to reelect them.

>>150215901
This. Nothing worse than arguing with a retard who doesn’t even know what a filibuster is.

>>150209708
do you not remember the episode where father maxi had to go to the vatican to convince the catholics not to molest children?

>>150215813
There's a difference between "um uh the nice lady told me to assign money this way" and "I want to invade our allies and make it impossible for unions and corporations to mediate"

>>150215925
even worse you could elect actual Congressmen like AOC whose entire knowledge of politics comes from Twitter posts

>>150215916
You do realize we can see what legislation is put up and who votes on it right?

>>150215948
What do you mean?

Does anyone here even enjoy the new season?

>>150215949
>You do realize we can see what legislation is put up and who votes on it right?

that was exactly his point. anything a Congressman votes for or against can be used against him at election time which is why they hate passing major legislation and try to outsource as much of it as possible.

>>150215916
It’s not. Biden wanted to pass a massive bill and that was watered down because he tried to do bipartisanship with republicans for several months. Obama spent most of his presidency trying to compromise with republicans in exchange for getting shit done and got given the finger every time. He even butchered his major healthcare reform bill to try and get republicans to vote for it.

Meanwhile what major bills have republicans passed under Trump? Two massive tax breaks.

>>150215971
He hates AOC for not being hand picked by nebulous superpac

>>150215948
>even worse you could elect actual Congressmen like AOC whose entire knowledge of politics comes from Twitter posts
her entire ideology is really just empty Millenial slacktivism

>>150215948
AOC is smarter and better at policy than numerous republicans in congress or in senate

>>150216012
t. AOC

>>150216031
She’s right

>>150215981
>Meanwhile what major bills have republicans passed under Trump? Two massive tax breaks.

I've never yet met a Democrat voter who turned down Republican tax cuts or got upset at getting their tax refund in the mail.

>>150216002
It’s not really slacktivism when she’s done stuff for her district. You should lodge this claim at people like Lauren Bobert or Bernie Sanders

>>150215948
I don't give a fuck about some Twitter bitch single congresswoman. I care that Bubba and Tycondrius, both 80-IQ subhumans who don't even know what the House of Representatives is and what role it plays in government, start niggerbabbling to their friends about MUH RED MUH BLUE and voting based on their feelings, which forces the government to cater to them and their wants because they shat out 5 little slackjawed infants on welfare that will vote the same way.

I don't hate the poor, I hate the uneducated. Poor people just tend to be uneducated and loud retards with low moral character, who don't even like our country. MAGA voters hate America and everything it's stood for since its foundation. They want to replace it with a third-world strongman dictstorship. Tyrone just want to burn the place down because they're mad instead of making anything better. Neither of them should be voting, and courting them to win just makes the other side suck their designated retards' cocks even harder, putting things into a retard spiral only apathy can get us out of.

Why has /pol/ become the most active board on 4chan next to /b/ and /v/ ?
Why the fuck are you all discussing politics like you know what the hell you're talking about?

>>150216059
And I’m sure they’re super happy about their hospitals being shut down in exchange for that

>>150212908
You're not vaccinated, right?

Why can't you guys put this much effort into discussing comics & cartoons and comics & cartoons meta?

>>150216145
Well that would require people to do something besides whining how everything is le bad and actually reading and watching stuff

>>150215981
>Meanwhile what major bills have republicans passed under Trump? Two massive tax breaks
Good, starve the beast

>>150216090
>It’s not really slacktivism when she’s done stuff for her district.
which is, what exactly? her district is a complete shithole with crime, junkies, and hookers everywhere.

>>150216145
Many younger people on this website get upset when people insult things they like, so instead of discussing things they like, they choose to shit on things other, more open people like, disincentivizing those people from continuing discussion. The best threads are always about things secondaries have no reason to dislike for this reason.

>>150212870
Let's all take a moment to appreciate that gay race communism has been so completely and utterly annihilated in the public sphere that gay race communists are now lying and saying that they support every right wing position in a futile attempt to court normal people.

>>150216175
You do realize federal reps aren’t responsible for that right?

>>150216328
Our federal reps are going to save your gay retarded districts from the anarchotyranny you've inflicted on them.

>>150209663 (OP)
Paramount was purposely putting off the show, minus specials, because they didn't want episodes next day on (HBO) max even though they made a deal. Show was mostly dead for 4 years.

>>150216365
So break more laws? Republicans truly are the party of “law and order”

>>150216288
>>150216365
>we’re going to save you all from gay race communists
>2 years later
>the gay race communists are why everything is objectively worse than before we took over

>>150216175
that kind only exists to give Democrats a free vote in the House, was never intended to do anything to help her constituents. i mean, Nancy Pelosi or somebody joked that a half-drank bottle of liquor found on a street corner could be put on the Democrat ticket in AOC's district and win.

>>150216459
Nancy Pelosi thinks about alcohol A LOT

>>150216459
Pelosi hates AOC because during her first day in congress she joined protesters who went to voice their disapproval of Pelosi

>>150216432
Things are already better than they were by every possible metric.
Maybe you shouldn't have lied your ass off about how great everything was while your policies destroyed the country.

>>150216430
I realize you've been spoiled by only ever dealing with cuckservative controlled opposition, but we only believe in killing leftists by any means necessary, just as leftists tried to do to us.

>>150216647
>a bunch of shit that never happened
I think Trump was right, there won't be a need for a presidental election again because trannycrats won't exist by 2028.

>>150216617
It’s always funny the difference between how dems and republicans defend their side when they’re in power
Dems
>yes there are still problems but you have to admit this is a step in the right direction, employment numbers look great right now
Republicans
>if you don’t believe every single measurable facet of your life is better right now because of us you’re a faggot retard who hates America

>>150216715
This, but you have it completely backwards.

>>150215878
Houston and Los Angeles both got busted for deliberately unreporting violent crime stats to the FBI. You're a cocksucking tranny if you think they're the only Dem-run cities that do this.

now idk what the attraction of Stephen Colbert was. you think you'd watch a late night comedy show to laugh and forget about the real world instead of just endless REEEE ORANGE HITLER every night

>>150216743
I’m literally going off this post here >>150216617, my paraphrasing wasn’t even an exaggeration. What is the lie?

>>150216617
If this were true you wouldn't be crying about it in a tranime comics and cartoon board thread about southpark

>>150216743
>democrats are le Marxist

>>150216772
Okay, again, this is just a humiliation fetish at this point, you have to be getting off on telling easily disprovable lies.
>In 2021, the FBI discontinued its old, less-detailed Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) system. Many law enforcement agencies, including the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), did not manage to transition to the new NIBRS system in time for the reporting deadline.
State-level issue. The problem was not unique to Los Angeles.
>In 2021, California and Florida were the only two states that were not certified with the new NIBRS data collection system, meaning they could not submit any data for that year.

>>150216772
Wait, now FBI is trustworthy?

>>150216787
But you're the one who's crying lol

>>150216783
>Holdover buzz from the "Colbert Report" floated him during the final Obama years. He became full time REEEEEEEE over Trump after the 2016 election. Trump really broke all the late-night Democrat shill comedians, they were in shock they couldn't insult him into oblivion so they went all in on "We're living in Nazi Germany 2.0" because once you play the Hitler card you have to ride that horse until it dies.

>>150216784
The part where you spent 3 years of the Biden regime lying that inflation was low, until it became so unbelievable that you tried to blame it on Putin.
And of course, now that blumpf is fixing everything, you're continuing to lie.

I love how Hunter Biden basically admitted they were pumping the old guy with stimulants to get him through speeches and that at the 6/27 debate they purposely sabotaged him by not giving him stimulants to get him off the Democrat ticket.

>>150216879
say hello to the next democrat presidental candidate

>>150216878
When have I done this? Point to it. Because so far you’ve lied twice, blatantly, to my face, while calling me a liar. Why do you do this?

>>150209663 (OP)
Jesus Trumpers are such babies. You act like children when mocking everyone else but now it's your turn you turn into a little bitch. >>150210284
Trump shits himself constantly, he wears depends all day.

>>150216894
>putin price hike
Checkmate.

>>150216954
>says something I’ve never brought up
>checkmate
Look I get that you’re flailing but I asked you a very simple question.

>>150216819
Even the new mayor admits dickhead Sylvester Turner engaged in reporting fuckery before he ran off to Congress (and then died three months later, lulz. I guess that's the end of the investigations of all the corrupt shit he did with the city's water and roadways)
Houston mayor’s statement on near decade of crime data manipulation echoes KPRC2 Investigates report
https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/03/14/houston-mayors-statement-on-near-decade-of-crime-data-manipulation-echoes-kprc2-investigates-report/

>>150215391
It's funny because they're proof of the lowered IQs