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Anonymous No.150222567 >>150222916 >>150223227 >>150224453 >>150225863 >>150225881 >>150225912 >>150228275 >>150229615
Raimi has a cucking fetish. In Spider-Man 1, Mary Jane goes from dating Flash to dating Harry and then breaking up with Harry at the end of the film. In Spider-Man 2, Mary Jane and Peter started to get really close until she decides to cuck Peter for Jameson's son, which at the end of this film ditches AT THEIR FUCKING WEDDING, FOR PETER. I'm pretty sure Mary Jane only went back to Peter because she knew he was Spider-Man and wanted that radioactive dick.
Anyway, we all know what happens in Spider-Man 3. Peter and MJ are officially in a relationship, but she starts getting her panties in a twist because she's not receiving the attention and gratification for being a woman and in a play, boo hoo hah who fucking cares, Broadway is shit. So, instead of just talking to Peter about how she feels, from the lack of attention she's not getting from Pete, the upside down kiss he did to Gwen Stacy at the parade, she decides to just break up with him and then goes BACK to Harry. What the fuck, man?
Harry dies, and they decided to just stay friends, end.
I believe the Raimi-Man movies could have done better without the romance sub plots, the movie is already campy enough but adding cucking shit in an already bloated film (Spider-Man 3) is not doing any good. Mary Jane was a fucking cunt in these films, it was always "ME ME ME WHAT ABOUT ME" with her. Your boyfriend is fucking Spider-Man, give him a break, man.
Anonymous No.150222916 >>150228228
>>150222567 (OP)
>but she starts getting her panties in a twist because she's not receiving the attention and gratification for being a woman and in a play, boo hoo hah who fucking cares, Broadway is shit. So, instead of just talking to Peter about how she feels, from the lack of attention she's not getting from Pete, the upside down kiss he did to Gwen Stacy at the parade
Peter was genuinely fucking up, he dropped the ball on his responsibilities to the people around him(which is a common theme in these movies), and making out with a woman in public IN FRONT OF MJ was the cherry on top. Give MJ all the shit you want, she NEVER did that to Peter. And she never went back to Harry, not really. She went to check on her ex who was in a horrible accident and lost his memory. The fact that she kissed him isn’t even close to the shit Peter did.
Everyone who talks shit about MJ in these movies forgets that Peter was a real cunt himself. Gaslights MJ for two movies, neglects her for the third, and straight up hits her.
Anonymous No.150223227
>>150222567 (OP)
MJ is just the typical woman. A literal superhero is supposed to be lucky for being with her. Even though she has no likable attributes or relationship qualities.
Anonymous No.150223288
But listen she immediately falls for Peter the second his life starts going good and at the end of the movie he kisses her at Harry’s dad’s fucking funeral and Peter still said “nah”.

Based tbhhhh
Anonymous No.150224453
>>150222567 (OP)
Sam Raimi is a kike. Props to everyone that managed to get his Spider-Man 4 scrapped.
Anonymous No.150225863
>>150222567 (OP)
Is that even in his other movies?
Anonymous No.150225881
>>150222567 (OP)
no he had a ryona fetish, Spider-man got the shit beat out of him all the time
Anonymous No.150225912 >>150227228
>>150222567 (OP)
Not reading all of that, I'm just here to let you know it's called a love triangle. It's a classic trope and it's romantic.
Anonymous No.150227228
>>150225912
But that's not Peter/MJ/Gwen
Anonymous No.150227255
It doesn't mean that
Anonymous No.150228228
>>150222916
fpbp
Anonymous No.150228247 >>150228304
that upside-down kiss in the rain scene was still iconic
Anonymous No.150228275 >>150228304
>>150222567 (OP)
One of my wet dreams as a teenager was about fucking MJ Kirsten on a beach.
Anonymous No.150228304
>>150228247
>>150228275
Superhero movies just aren't sexy like that anymore
Anonymous No.150229615
>>150222567 (OP)
Everyone was miscast in the Raimi movies