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Anonymous No.150228520 [Report] >>150228794 >>150228817 >>150228874 >>150230037 >>150230378 >>150231832 >>150232563 >>150238050 >>150239595 >>150240703 >>150242380 >>150243457 >>150243590 >>150243617 >>150247997 >>150248497 >>150252136 >>150254857 >>150255889 >>150256280 >>150259707 >>150260064
Well?

What would you do in this situation?
Anonymous No.150228536 [Report] >>150228559
Be the bigger man and walk away.
Anonymous No.150228541 [Report] >>150228837
Hey retard >>150210440
Anonymous No.150228559 [Report] >>150242319
>>150228536
Where the FUCK are you going? You just started your shift!
Anonymous No.150228650 [Report]
Mating press.
Anonymous No.150228794 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
Uh, ma'am? Is your friend a... giant turtle in a trenchcoat?
Anonymous No.150228817 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
"Sorry ma'am
I will get you a new pizza immediately."
Anonymous No.150228822 [Report]
Repeat what she said word for word in a high pitched voice
Anonymous No.150228837 [Report] >>150228846
>>150228541
Even better
>>150205640
Anonymous No.150228846 [Report]
>>150228837
there are two kinds of people in this world
Anonymous No.150228874 [Report] >>150229937
>>150228520 (OP)
>no anchovies
lil nigga should get better taste
Anonymous No.150229937 [Report] >>150229985
>>150228874
I've actually never even had anchovies. What are they, salty?
Anonymous No.150229985 [Report]
>>150229937
>What are they, salty?
Yes alot, and they are dense and meaty but they dissolve in your mouth
Anonymous No.150230037 [Report] >>150231058
>>150228520 (OP)
Find some sturdy rope and a gag.
Anonymous No.150230049 [Report] >>150230278
God I miss OG April...
Anonymous No.150230278 [Report]
>>150230049
she lives on in the hearts of all artists...
Anonymous No.150230316 [Report] >>150237707
Anonymous No.150230378 [Report] >>150240612
>>150228520 (OP)
I worked in customer service for a good while. You just have to say, I am very sorry mam, let me get another one for you, please keep the first one on the house. Then go back, tell the chef she's a bitch and they do horrid things to their food. This would be the same without the spin and other shit in their food if they were just polite about it.

Then at the end of the day you cry into your pillow wondering how humanity has lost all common courtesy as its at least twice a week someone is a shit stain. At my old job, even as the nicest employee at a UPS store, Amazombies have threatened me for not taking back their stuff, threatened to call the news, and one even spit on me during covid because my boss made us enforce mask. And ironically I am a dude who hated mandates believe in mandates and told the dude I was just doing what my boss wants.

Now I always explain to customer service people I appreciate what they are doing and tip well. The US needs both mandatory military service and mandatory customer service, and the whole nation would become a lot better.
Anonymous No.150231058 [Report]
>>150230037
Hhhot.
Anonymous No.150231832 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
I'd tell her I think she's very pretty :3c
Anonymous No.150232563 [Report] >>150232723 >>150233953 >>150239595 >>150246805
>>150228520 (OP)
Anonymous No.150232684 [Report] >>150235390
Anonymous No.150232723 [Report]
>>150232563
Based...?
Anonymous No.150233953 [Report]
>>150232563
First thought that came to my head when I saw this thread
Anonymous No.150235390 [Report] >>150236179
>>150232684
Looks like quite the workout
Anonymous No.150236179 [Report]
>>150235390
Donnie is such a good friend to spot for April like that
Anonymous No.150237707 [Report]
>>150230316
What is this, a CROSSOVER Episode?
Anonymous No.150238050 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
*licks armpits*
Anonymous No.150239595 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
>>150232563
needs more freckles
Anonymous No.150240612 [Report]
>>150230378
You need therapy
Anonymous No.150240703 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
Do a 360 and walk away
Anonymous No.150242319 [Report]
>>150228559
kek
Anonymous No.150242380 [Report] >>150245522
>>150228520 (OP)
Fuck the damn pickles i'd fucking go full on human tripod on her arse.
Anonymous No.150243457 [Report] >>150246520
>>150228520 (OP)
put my head between them and go blubble blubble blubble?
Anonymous No.150243590 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
Don't make me tap the sign
Anonymous No.150243617 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
Anonymous No.150245522 [Report] >>150247034 >>150247082 >>150260807
>>150242380
... sexually?
Anonymous No.150246520 [Report]
>>150243457
An appropriate response honestly.
Anonymous No.150246805 [Report]
>>150232563
I love how pleased Donnie looks in the background
Anonymous No.150247034 [Report]
>>150245522
https://youtu.be/tM5JbOiPvtA
Anonymous No.150247082 [Report]
>>150245522
Imagine them all side eyeing when the Mutant Mayhem version tries to be in the lineup
Anonymous No.150247997 [Report] >>150252196
>>150228520 (OP)
"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's."
Anonymous No.150248497 [Report] >>150250150
>>150228520 (OP)
Apologize and tell her 2003 April is hotter
Anonyrnous No.150250150 [Report] >>150250956
>>150248497
Hey TMNT 2003 was awesome, but let's not start lying here lol
Anonymous No.150250956 [Report]
>>150250150
She got a little action goin' on back there...
Anonymous No.150252136 [Report] >>150255869
>>150228520 (OP)
Yer ugleh
Anonymous No.150252196 [Report]
>>150247997
It's objectively a Domino's.
Anonymous No.150252251 [Report] >>150253525
I checked Reddit and apparently the reason April wore a jumpsuit is because the creators were copying Fujiko Mine from Lupin. I always found it kinda odd she wore a jumpsuit because news anchors and reporters have a very strict dress code.
Anonymous No.150253525 [Report]
>>150252251
>reddit
The real reason was because the jumpsuit came from the comics. The only difference was that the jumpsuit was blue. The whole Fujiko thing was mostly a lie peddled by David Wise trying to take full credit.
Anonymous No.150254857 [Report] >>150258040
>>150228520 (OP)
Apologize, and make a new pizza immediately.
Anonymous No.150255869 [Report] >>150257522
>>150252136
no she aint
Anonymous No.150255889 [Report] >>150256212
>>150228520 (OP)
Lady, I don't mind fixing the order, but could you not be so aggro about asking?
Anonymous No.150256212 [Report]
>>150255889
You're getting written up for that.
Anonymous No.150256280 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
Ma'am this is a Domino's. The company hasn't served anchovies since before I was born. If there are anchovies on his pizza, he put them there himself.
Anonymous No.150257522 [Report]
>>150255869
so shinyy
Anonymous No.150258040 [Report]
>>150254857
cuck
Anonymous No.150259690 [Report]
Post more april
Anonymous No.150259707 [Report]
>>150228520 (OP)
lay off the pizza fat bitch
Anonymous No.150260064 [Report] >>150260809
>>150228520 (OP)
bewbz
Anonymous No.150260807 [Report]
>>150245522
Anonymous No.150260809 [Report] >>150260829
>>150260064
That's not an action.
Anonymous No.150260829 [Report] >>150261683
>>150260809
get flask
Anonymous No.150261683 [Report] >>150263007
>>150260829
ye cannot get ye flask
Anonymous No.150263007 [Report]
>>150261683
drink flask