Thread 150229604

>give Cartman a hot skinny cousin
>do nothing with her

>>150229604 (OP)
All of the extended Cartman clan may very well be dead by now, with how they seem to position Liane as the only one he ever has.
Maybe someone needs to edit in the scrapped script direction of Kenny's crush on her to a wiki, to remind Mr. Trey Parker of her potential along with other creative embellishments.
>inb4 girl fart anon

>>150229604 (OP)

Yeah, but does Cartman deserve her?

https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/f6/ae/f6ae98b601234ed890477eb2d0091658

>>150229671
uh what

>>150229604 (OP)
>hot

>>150229671
I want to pretend to be shocked and disturbed and all, but I'm really not. I mean yeah that makes sense, someone would make that eventually.

Questionable thread

>>150229803
Yes

>>150229604 (OP)
So basically the thread is about the various Chuck Cunninghams?

>>150229604 (OP)
"Hot"

>>150230772
>>150231167

>>150229671
This was surprisingly easy to jerk off to.

>>150229604 (OP)
that's YOUR job. They gave us a character specifically to make porn of, and you're not doing it.

>>150229613
Ok, but girl fart anon making their bullshit canon could be funny.

>>150230746
All South Park fans are either pedos or racists

>>150229604 (OP)
>suddenly introduced in season 2
>create a b-plot
>split the b-plot
>split the characters of the a-plot
>split b-plot2
>put everyone but b-plot1 into a filler arc
>b-plot characters never meet a-plot characters
What is the point Isaac, Hector, or Carmilla?

Part of me wants the fart girl anon's fantasies to come true. Just because it'd be fucking hilarious seeing people seethe about it.
What if they replace all the Trump Saddam jokes with those?

>>150229671
I hate when character proportions keep changing

>>150235373
Get used to it lol

>>150233230
and/or

>>150235902
Pretty much

>>150233419
Anon i...

>>150233230
Stfu trannyfaggot

>>150236803
That was a joke

>>150229613
>Kenny perving on cartman's cousin
That could've been a good subplot

>>150236948
Feels like he could do that to Liane as well

>>150229671
You know, I bet if you sent Trey this video, I'm 100% sure he would get butthurt over that fact that it featured season 2 only characters rather than the disturbing incest and pedo shit that goes on

>>150237266
He'd probably be mad more people would watch this than the Trump stuff

>>150237266
He was so young

>>150237435
And more creative

What if the fartfag wrote their own episode? Would the mainstream like it?

>>150229671
BEEFCAKE!

>>150239253
*BRAAAPPPTT*

Wonder if she's just as gassy as Eric & Liane

>>150229671
Respect for working the tourettes episode joke into the scene.

>>150241089
That one middle-aged Cartman hater on the SPS BBS once made a whole audio file called "A Cartman Orgy" that was supposed to represent the whole clan grunting, farting, and screwing each other. It was all sorts of episode snippets mashed up into an unholy symphony.

>>150241643
SPS BBS? Don't know what that's called.
Anyway, I'm fine with everything except them screwing eachother.

>>150241695
South Park Studios BBS, it was the forum for the official site that held on many years until it was shutdown a while back. It was peak turboautism with various individuals who thought themselves king of the garbage heap.
One was a middle-aged, Pennsylvanian school teacher named "Cartman's Top Enemy" who used his Flash skills to make several animations of Cartman dying or doing perverted things to prove how degenerate he was. He'd tweak whenever an episode had a lot of Cartman and made his own "Fatass Pissing Me Off Today" warning scale the way tornado warnings are.

>>150241761
Sounded like fun! Wish I was around there.

>>150229604 (OP)
She had a scene with Kenny in the Charlie Manson episode but it got cut

>>150241803
Yeah it had its shining moments. Depending on a user's POV, it either helped or didn't help that the mod and admin team rarely banned anyone (usually it was when one had a specific issue on a user) so the boards could get pretty chaotic and the own rules were abandoned a lot.
The boards were ground zero for a bunch of fans yelling that Trey Parker ruined their lives with Ass Burgers and they were totally quitting and hoping the show would fail, naturally some stuck around to hatewatch kek.

>>150241824
Kenny seems to have a few bits of dropped lore from early scripts like that.
The sister in Starvin Marvin, then him waving at Alexandra and getting ignored.

>>150241870
Sounds kinda like 4Chan.
In fact, I find it better than Reddit, which prioritizes saying stuff inside the sub's echo chamber

>>150241435
Didn't see it, but nice!

>>150229613
Ok, but her being incontinent could be funny.

>>150242964
His great-grandma had to have a catheter bag for her piss, so somebody else in the family probably has shitting problems if not her too. The fatty, greasy diet they all consume would even give the skinny ones some gnarly hotpoops.

>>150243041
I was thinking just shitting, though...

>>150232807
That's an optimistic way of looking at it.

>>150237385
>currenylt sp has less than 10k viewers
Retard alert.

>>150243696
I shit you not, the fartfag could write his own episode & people would rewatch that as long as they put in Saddam Trump

>>150243748
You said that the show that gets high enough ratings to go on for 13 seasons gets less views than a 3 minute decent porn animation because of trump jokes. I think you just dont like trump jokes.

Anyway i think its interesting that she isnt fat

>>150243871
I'm fine with trump jokes, but these are tame.

>>150243946
Is trump not an inherently tame person? Its a parody of trump thats supposed to be satire of the guy. I dont think south park has ever overly tried to make politicians and celebrities over the top.
Please understand my sarcasm. I mean come on dude they had trump on a island with bimbos. Hows that supposed to be tame?

>>150243923
Maybe she's got the opposite sort of eating disorder. Kenny tries to treat her to an Eggo waffle dinner date, and she just chews and spits 'em out or has a puke bucket at the ready.

>>150244036
IDK, satire has become reality, so it's hard for South Park to keep up.

>>150243923
Her family eat all the food before she gets any

>>150244107
Aw...

>>150229604 (OP)
I wanna sniff this bitch.

>>150229604 (OP)
Why don't they though?

>>150241824
Link?

>>150249457
It's in the script for a brief line/direction:
"Kenny waves at Cousin Alexandra, but she just rolls her eyes."

>>150237266
>disturbing
>in the context of SP
Seriously, faggot? You're fine with watching a show that has kids die in horrible ways, but you draw the line at characters engaging in cousin blowjobs?

>>150241870
Remember some guy made a suicided thread, and tried to kill themselves because of that episode?

>>150251135
Yup, Kfgg. Wonder if he's still alive and kicking or not these days.
The man who takes credit for saving his life, Niels, is though some people in on lore about him say he wouldn't have checked in on that other dude if he wasn't white.

>>150245895
She probably smells like puke, cigs, and black coffee.

South Park died with Mr. Hat.

>>150251208
And farts

>>150251860
Do you think the South Park boys could handle brap if it came from her and not Eric?

>>150251881
Depends on how bad it is & how attractive they think she is. Heidi's farts could gross out Cartman, so if Alexandra's are on her level, they're screwed unless they think she's hot

>>150251889
That'd probably be the seed for another Kenny death scene.
>Kenny insists he can handle it, she's cute
>His heart can't

>>150251920
Plus, Kenny probably has a fart fetish.

So, what minor character's gonna get screentime next episode?

>>150252093
Let's make a bet pool just for fun. No Pip allowed.

Also, I want this bitch to show up.

>>150237266
>>150237435
Man...bro fell off hard.

>>150252226
Ok, Damien is likely, given the whole pregnancy thing.
Also wonder what's Strong Woman's deal. She finally appeared, but was silent

>>150252226
Ok, maybe Nichole could show up? Y'know, woke is dead, racism, feminism, etc.

A bit shocked Wendy hasn't had an episode. She's way more stubborn than Kyle in her beliefs.

>>150229604 (OP)
kys

>>150252575
He'll die before S27 finished and derail the season. Watch

>>150252456
Maybe they could have her butt heads with Cartman's skinny girl cousin who comes to town, or Alexandra turns out to be chill and it's Eric who wants to trash the girls' potential friendship in seeing her befriend the girl who kicked his ass.

>>150252820
That could be neat! Show not every member of Cartman's family is an asshole (this includes Liane)

>>150252562
No u

faps

>>150251028
Pitch that exact logic to literally any showrunner and document the response, please

Betty Parker should write for South Park

>>150254095
She and Matt's kids could be the successors

>>150253694
I would be either told to fuck off with both, or permitted both, depending on the country and rating of the show. America is the only place where ultraviolence is fine even in kid stuff as long as it's not too graphic, but sex isn't allowed even in adult cartoons.

>>150254103
Yeah! That way, the kids can still act their age

>>150254253
Well that sucks

Like, maybe Matt & Trey can go to their kids for episode ideas.
By episode ideas, I of course mean filler for Saddam Trump scenes

>>150255154
Unlikely idea based off this gen's trends: Dr. Mephesto creates Skibidi Toilets with multiple asses.

>>150255204
Sounds plausible

>>150229671
lmao that was funnier than the majority of the actual episodes

>>150252783
>derail

>>150255695
It'll make the season even worse

Bump