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Anonymous No.150235602 >>150235881 >>150236782 >>150236901 >>150237390 >>150237429 >>150239023 >>150239078 >>150239834 >>150239882 >>150240183 >>150242931 >>150242950 >>150242978 >>150243055 >>150244411 >>150247703 >>150251382 >>150251741 >>150251808 >>150252357 >>150253546 >>150254606 >>150255162 >>150257198
So true
Anonymous No.150235881 >>150236510 >>150237499 >>150237718 >>150238210 >>150238279 >>150241296 >>150242595 >>150242917 >>150245049 >>150245064 >>150245111 >>150246847 >>150252091 >>150253782 >>150255303 >>150264988 >>150265569
>>150235602 (OP)
Don't you love living in a world where literally everything you do is performative
Where you're not allowed to be a person anymore
Where you just exist to be an extension of an ideology
at all times
without rest
without stop
forever : )
Anonymous No.150236483 >>150236509 >>150236739 >>150243481 >>150251725 >>150264938
I want a millennial invader Zim emo gf
Anonymous No.150236509 >>150236529 >>150243630
>>150236483
>invader Zim gf
All women who love Invader Zim are whores statistically speaking
Anonymous No.150236510 >>150236581 >>150242246 >>150249958 >>150252216 >>150252290 >>150253731
>>150235881
If only there was a cartoon that wasn't afraid to mock everybody. One that didn't hold back like modern Family Guy or South Park.
Anonymous No.150236529
>>150236509
that's even better.
Anonymous No.150236581
>>150236510
i binged this whole show as an act of self harm when i was in a dark place
it worked out great for me and im doing better now
Anonymous No.150236611 >>150236710 >>150236759 >>150242976
I fully agree with the OP image but I'm willing to bet if I met whoever made it, I would think of them as a massive loser. I'm not sure what that says about myself.
Anonymous No.150236710 >>150236751
>>150236611
It means you're mentally sound.
Anonymous No.150236739
>>150236483
So fat Hispanic chick?
Anonymous No.150236751 >>150236805 >>150236983
>>150236710
No one who posts here is mentally sound
Anonymous No.150236759
>>150236611
It means you can't take a joke
Anonymous No.150236782
>>150235602 (OP)
Chirk Qungus
Anonymous No.150236805
>>150236751
Some of us at least don't have glaring issues.
Anonymous No.150236901 >>150237718 >>150243300 >>150243362
>>150235602 (OP)
I wonder what it's like to have a quirk chungus girlfriend. She acts weird and ropes you into wacky adventures. Then you fuck her brains out and it's the only time she's calm.
Anonymous No.150236983 >>150237499
>>150236751
I'm mentally sound. Despite that, some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters! atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that SUCK BLOOD-
Anonymous No.150237390 >>150237452
>>150235602 (OP)
Real quirk chungus divorced man-child to be a rainbow flag waving lesbian.
Anonymous No.150237429 >>150237718
>>150235602 (OP)
>missed out on being a whore
Why is this bad?
Anonymous No.150237452 >>150237509 >>150240283
>>150237390
What actually happens is that Manchild can't control his autogynephilia anymore and troons out, so Quirk Chungus announces she's a lesbian now then slowly dies inside as the latent narcissist within Lilith-formerly Manchild-arises.
Anonymous No.150237469 >>150237718
>missed out on being a whore

Why is this a bad thing?
Anonymous No.150237499
>>150235881
Yes. As an aspie, I gave up all hope of being a person long ago.

>>150236983
Easy there, Bela. Don't you have a rubber octopus to wrestle?
Anonymous No.150237509 >>150237527
>>150237452
No there is a real terminally online woman that drawing is based off and she up and left her husband after announcing she is gay. She used to make them do performance reviews like the relationship was a cooperate job.
Anonymous No.150237527
>>150237509
I didn't know that backstory.
Anonymous No.150237718 >>150242903 >>150255794
>>150235881
Performative people have always existed, the difference is that in the past ten years it's gotten out of control as the economy grows worse, the birth rate declines, and as communities become and more atomized - even within their own homes.

>>150237469
>>150237429
It's a "bad thing" because the Quirk Chungus type of woman failed to get out of her home and climb the social ladder through meeting and fucking all sorts of men who have more power than she does (while not having to worry about pregnancy thanks to birth control). These types either divorce their husbands and start dating women, or cuck their husbands behind their backs. They only got married to the manchild because the Quirk Chungus was too scared to be alone rather than find someone who genuinely loved her.

>>150236901
I know guys who have Quirk Chungus wives, they're all miserable - not neccesarily because their wives are obnoxious or emotionally immature (the average woman is regardless of background), but because their wives dwell on how childish they are rather than pretend to be mature or make the effort to be mature. They're both children, the difference is that the husband is hollowed out while the wife is either lying to herself or huffing copium.
Anonymous No.150238210
>>150235881
It's great isn't it
Anonymous No.150238279 >>150238416
>>150235881
If people didn't want to be accused of being performative then maybe they should stop being so fucking needy and plain desperate for emotional connection with other human beings.
Anonymous No.150238416
>>150238279
>just stop having a basic hard-coded human need goys, it'll be fine
>I mean guys
Anonymous No.150239023
>>150235602 (OP)
What's so "true" about it?
Can you name at least 9 comics released since ~2010 with such premise?
Anonymous No.150239078 >>150239133 >>150240772 >>150243575 >>150251397 >>150257786
>>150235602 (OP)
Wait a second...
Anonymous No.150239133
>>150239078
Anonymous No.150239834
>>150235602 (OP)
Literally scott pilgrim on the right
Anonymous No.150239882 >>150240283
>>150235602 (OP)
this comic is outdated, now the woman would be obese and the man norwood 3
and yes, in their 20s
Anonymous No.150240183 >>150240283 >>150240337 >>150240458
>>150235602 (OP)
what's going to be the zoomer equivalent of this post in like 5 years?
Anonymous No.150240283
>>150240183
Combination of >>150239882 and >>150237452.
Anonymous No.150240337 >>150240720
>>150240183
Quirky Chungus but cuter and probably a lesbian. Woman Child and probably also a lesbian. Child Replacement is small horny male something that can talk and never gets any because he's surrounded by lesbians. Romance never happens for any of the characters despite how horny they all act.
Anonymous No.150240458
>>150240183
The guy's wearing glasses and has a broccoli haircut and a gauge earring and uses Snapchat, and the other guy has a hawaiian shirt and a mustache and a mullet and he's holding a tiny microphone
Anonymous No.150240720 >>150240815
>>150240337
>but cuter
Anonymous No.150240772
>>150239078
We're through the looking glass.
Anonymous No.150240815
>>150240720
She's bubbly, she's dumb, she's generically cute! She's New Quirky Chungus! And probably a lesbian.
Anonymous No.150241296 >>150242035
>>150235881
No because I actually live my life the way I want to because I was always a social outcast to begin with so I have nothing to lose it's great
Anonymous No.150242035 >>150250403
>>150241296
this, stop living for other people
>but what if they-
who cares
Anonymous No.150242246 >>150242595
>>150236510
Why does this art look considerably better than the actual show? There's just something livelier about it, I don't know.
Anonymous No.150242554 >>150243652
You guys are being too Harsh. Be nicer to Millenial Cringeladies
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jj0fimmhWn8
Anonymous No.150242595
>>150235881
>He says on a website that's performative even under the pretenses of anonymity because they've become that disingenuous
>>150242246
More dynamic angles, lighting, and shadow whereas the rest is twice inbred Family Guy ripoff.
Anonymous No.150242820 >>150242854 >>150243156 >>150253878 >>150255484
At least those types have each other and seem happy. God, all people online do now is bitch about people being "cringe." Everybody having cameras has warped our minds.

A childless couple into corny humor and Star Wars isn't the worst thing in the world, you bitter fucks.
Anonymous No.150242854 >>150242903
>>150242820
These people look happy in the outside but are miserable pits of despair on the inside.
Anonymous No.150242860
name ten
Anonymous No.150242903 >>150242980 >>150243440
>>150242854
Says you, you don't actually know them. Certainly not all of them. That's another trend I hate, making up your own BS psychoanalysis and then getting mad about it.
>>150237718
That goes for you too.
Anonymous No.150242917 >>150252018
>>150235881
I have a really ignorant question here and pardon me for being dumb:
In this particular context, what does "performative" mean? And I'm not being facetious or baiting, I'm just curious.
Anonymous No.150242931 >>150242966
>>150235602 (OP)
You know I'm surprised there isn't a cartoon about a loser and his girlfailure GF both getting bullied by a successful jock executive dude and his rich bitch cheerleader wife.
Anonymous No.150242950
>>150235602 (OP)
Wow, they look based.
Better not be a fat incel addicted to streamers, instead.
Anonymous No.150242966
>>150242931
The oblongs is a bit like that
Anonymous No.150242976
>>150236611
This. Imagine getting so mad you lose against the memes on your head.
Anonymous No.150242978
>>150235602 (OP)
Quirk chungus bothers me the most because there is nothing sadder than someone in their 30s still trying to do the lol so random XD thing.
Anonymous No.150242980 >>150243153
>>150242903
I don't need to know a person to understand them
Anonymous No.150243055
>>150235602 (OP)
>dogs are doggos others are puppers
ive never understood this
Anonymous No.150243153 >>150244261
>>150242980
Yeah, you do actually
Anonymous No.150243156 >>150243198 >>150243261 >>150250326
>>150242820
Neither of these people are happy. They "settled" for each other, but both long for a relationship that's above their social means. Their income is almost certainly poor, with the manchild likely unemployed and the cringelady working some statusless service job. Their politics are their religion, whatever those politics may be. And they use entertainment and social media to fill in their empty futureless lives until eventually they become physically ill and medical bills eat up what savings they have, if any.
Neither of them will ever be happy, but that's the best most people can manage nowadays.
Anonymous No.150243198
>>150243156
That's a great story you've told yourself
Anonymous No.150243261 >>150243352
>>150243156
But unlike you they get to have sex so at any rate doing better than some whiny faggot pretending to be some kind of sociologist.
Anonymous No.150243300 >>150255194
>>150236901
Don't. This is one of those kinds of people that sound fine on paper, but are terrible in reality. For example, I used to be friends with a guy that was the embodiment of an imageboard user, but in the worst way possible. Although he was genuinely intelligent, he would derail or troll a conversation 80% of the time. His biggest problem was that he would try to constantly get a rise out of people and would be a contrarian, no matter how bad the position was. If you were in a group call with him, he would try to invite people that had beef with each other. You could go to him with serious stuff, and he would mess with you. It got so bad that the last time I heard anything about him, he ended up burning bridges with a ton of people.
At my old job, there was a woman that was the "quirky chungus" type. Sure, she liked nerd stuff like tabletop, but she was fat, a bit of a left wing politisperg, obnoxious, and a hypocrite. She teased a man for hitting on her when she was 7 years older than him, but the man she married was about 10 years older than her.
Anonymous No.150243352
>>150243261
>But unlike you they get to have sex
Does he know
Anonymous No.150243362
>>150236901
What you're describe is a manic pixie dream girl and the female gender has spent a good part of the past decade erasing that from the world forever.
Anonymous No.150243440 >>150243473 >>150243674
>>150242903
They're exaggerating but having met these kinds of "quirky girls" before?
Not gonna play psychoanalyst for the reasons behind it all but a good number I've met are very.. people pleasing? You can always tell there's a sort of validation issue with a lot of them. They'll basically come in with the 'quirky chungus' attitude but quickly download the attitude of the room around them.
If you put one in a room with guys with edgy sense of humor, she'll go with that.
PC types? She's ready to be woke.
It's almost uncanny, but they have very little identity of their own outside of trying to be the most bubbly personality in the room at any given time.
Anonymous No.150243473 >>150243531 >>150243659
>>150243440
>They're exaggerating but having met these kinds of "quirky girls" before?
More than you can imagine, I was in band in school.
Anonymous No.150243481
>>150236483
boy I had my pick back in the day. that was nice
monsterjak.png
Anonymous No.150243531 >>150243659
>>150243473
Misread your post as "but have you", but that's okay
Anonymous No.150243575
>>150239078
Bros...
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy...
Anonymous No.150243630
>>150236509
you say this like it's a bad thing
Anonymous No.150243652 >>150245590
>>150242554
That chick (the narrator) grosses me out, she's tryhard as hell
>Look at what waaacky cringe I found!
>Isn't the internet so ironic lol
Anonymous No.150243659 >>150243814
>>150243473
>>150243531
It's cool, anon. I don't really know where the "missed out on being a whore" part came from but " forced quirky girl whose terrified of being alone" has been a thing since the 2000s at least
Anonymous No.150243674
>>150243440
They're usually animators or wannabe animators that are just so whimsical. Also giant sluts
Anonymous No.150243749 >>150244109 >>150244155 >>150244386 >>150245204 >>150248265 >>150250701
Is anyone in the world actually happy?
Anonymous No.150243814 >>150243873
>>150243659
Yeah you're right, the idea has been around for a while. I remember it more being people talking about the "forced quirky" part though without "terrified of being alone." Pretty sure that part was emphasized later.
Anonymous No.150243873
>>150243814
That part might have picked up as other women started conflating it as "pick me girl" behavior but it was always there at least in the form of "afraid of being like every other girl"
Anonymous No.150244109
>>150243749
The only people who are always happy are those fortunate enough to be born into a healthy home where they are loved and supported while neither being too ignorant or too informed of the evils of the world around them.
Anonymous No.150244155
>>150243749
Very few. Hell even our overlords are miserable
Anonymous No.150244261 >>150244586 >>150244732
>>150243153
Not really. Most people show exactly who they are by how they dress, speak, eat, carry themselves, and how kind they are to themselves and others. The irony about not judging a book by its cover is that covers exist for a reason.

Look at Man Child. His mouth is wide open, showing he's a literal mouthbreather. He wears glasses that are far too big for his face and make him look unappealing. His facial hair isn't tidy. His clothes are all picked for convenience. He looks like a mindless and disconnected person, a slothful man.
Anonymous No.150244386
>>150243749
Those who can afford to sort themselves out.
Anonymous No.150244411
>>150235602 (OP)
i would take a quirk chungus wife over dying a virgin but even the bottom of the barrel women don't want me. owari da.
Anonymous No.150244586 >>150244665
>>150244261
>The irony about not judging a book by its cover is that covers exist for a reason.
You can make some assumptions and potentially have an elevated chance of guessing correctly about certain things, but you can't know much for sure without actually knowing a person. "Not judging a book by its cover" also exists for a reason, covers are often deceiving. Even in the cases where someone mostly conforms to a stereotype, there's a lot of nuance to their character that and variation between them and other people of their "type."

Oversimplifying the world helps some people feel comfortable, but by definition doing that is not looking at the full picture.
Anonymous No.150244665 >>150244732
>>150244586
>but by definition doing that is not looking at the full picture.
You're looking at the only parts of the picture that matter.
Anonymous No.150244692 >>150244791
>bunch of losers calling each other the bigger loser
Anonymous No.150244732 >>150255059
>>150244261
>His clothes are all picked for convenience.
This is actually a sign of geniuses with their priorities in order.
>>150244665
That's bullspit dude. Without the full picture you can easily misinterpret those parts. As seen with the shirt example. Is he choosing the same shirt because he's a lazy mindless slob? Or is he choosing the same shirt because he's driven by other things and the convenience helps with that?
Anonymous No.150244791 >>150244804
>>150244692
Anonymous No.150244804 >>150244831
>>150244791
no u
Anonymous No.150244831 >>150244986
>>150244804
u mad
Anonymous No.150244852 >>150244859 >>150244961
Why is this type of couple so common nowadays?
>Skinnyfat guy with a beard and a fat chick
Anonymous No.150244859 >>150247984
>>150244852
>fat and fat
Have you seen obesity statistics?
Anonymous No.150244961 >>150245012
>>150244852
Same reason why the freshman 15 exists, why guys who get out of the military bloat up, and why beer guts are a thing. Metabolism slows with age and people underestimate just how many calories one burns through physical activity at a job or consumes outside of meals.
Anonymous No.150244986 >>150245000
>>150244831
>trollface.jaypeggs
Anonymous No.150245000 >>150245027
>>150244986
problem, officer?
Anonymous No.150245012 >>150249727
>>150244961
Overestimates you mean.
Anonymous No.150245027 >>150245060
>>150245000
how, high are you officer.
Anonymous No.150245049
>>150235881
I just don't interact with journalism at all
Anonymous No.150245060 >>150245098
>>150245027
Anonymous No.150245064 >>150245079
>>150235881
about 25000 years ago your ancestor was fighting tigers for food
today you complain about being mocked for being a faggot
it would not be a stretch to believe he would kill himself of he ever met you
Anonymous No.150245079
>>150245064
You'd give him doritos and he'd worship you
Anonymous No.150245098 >>150245108
>>150245060
hey dude check out my pineapple pin on my rainbow coloured battlejacket
Anonymous No.150245108
>>150245098
looks sick
Anonymous No.150245111
>>150235881
To this day every accusation is still an admission with you fuckers.
Anonymous No.150245204 >>150245231
>>150243749
More than you'd believe. There have been people happy people since before the dawn of civilization, and there will be happy people longer after you and I are put in the ground.
It's a choice, no matter how hard people want to deny it. It comes easier to some than others, but nobody else can make it for you.
Anonymous No.150245231 >>150245328 >>150245787
>>150245204
Haha yeah that's crazy *fires you*
Anonymous No.150245328 >>150245356
>>150245231
Yeah anon here makes a good point. Happiness is largely a personal choice and even in a bad situation you can remain fairly upbeat through it.

But goddamn, life can throw you curveballs that make it much harder to stay happy. Still, trying to keep a positive attitude during those times is better than giving into despair.
Anonymous No.150245356 >>150245393 >>150245787
>>150245328
Extremely true fellow redditor *gives you cancer*
Anonymous No.150245393
>>150245356
Keeping a positive attitude when you're diagnosed with cancer gives you better odds of recovery. Or at the very least, it makes your last days more enjoyable.
Anonymous No.150245590 >>150247712
>>150243652
Anywho here's half an hour of me talking about very specific fetish art.
Lol she actually thinks Zone is a girl still
Anonymous No.150245787
>>150245231
>>150245356
>happiness isn’t possible because shitty things can happen to you
You sound like a Reddit atheist arguing with his first christian
Anonymous No.150245789 >>150245909 >>150246193 >>150252179 >>150254705 >>150254769 >>150260990
Would you be ok with a quirk chungus gf?
Anonymous No.150245909 >>150245962
>>150245789
Depends if she's actually cute and if she has some legit cute personality traits ontop of the quirk chungus.
Anonymous No.150245962 >>150247183
>>150245909
>be ok with a quirk chungus gf?
>"yeah only if shes not a quirk chungus gf"
wow what a great post.
Anonymous No.150246193 >>150246320
>>150245789
No, I want to live in a dark cave in the forest away from people
Anonymous No.150246320 >>150259441
>>150246193
Me too brah. Having a gf sounds cool in my head but I don’t actually want to deal with other people’s needs. If I could have a gf I could be with when needed and turn her off when I don’t then I’d be happy.
Anonymous No.150246847
>>150235881
>Where you're not allowed to be a person anymore

What are you talking about? You just romanticize a past you never lived. People were just defined by their work.
Anonymous No.150247183
>>150245962
I'm just saying I've been around girls who fit the Quirk Chungus stereotype but also do some other cute shit sometimes.
Anonymous No.150247703
>>150235602 (OP)
Always bothered me that this image would be a slam dunk if it wasn't for incel rage vitriol in the last quirk chungus line
Anonymous No.150247712 >>150247957
>>150245590
This thread helped me figure out why she's gross. She's a flabby quirk chungus that thinks she's above other chunguses. These are the worst kinds of quirky girls, she looks like she has a panel about bad fanfiction at a Midwest anime convention and probably smells like rancid milk
Anonymous No.150247957
>>150247712
Her video and the comments make her seem like she's pretty sympathetic with Quirk Chungus, though she seems weirdly defensive about being called one and being written off because her silly hats.
Like Bro, you talk about inflation porn on Youtube, it ain't that deep.
Anonymous No.150247984 >>150248013
>>150244859
Yeah but the rest of the guys' bodies are skinny while the chicks are fat all around
Anonymous No.150248013 >>150248084 >>150249012
>>150247984
Eh, I guess that's just guys dating down. Also women are more likely than men to have severe obesity.
Anonymous No.150248084 >>150248121
>>150248013
I'd date a fat chick but that's just because I have a fetish
Anonymous No.150248121
>>150248084
Based Architect Anon
Anonymous No.150248265 >>150255201
>>150243749
Some are, you'll meet them and they'll be chill and polite towards you and you'll immediately want to kill yourself the more you know about them because they go through life with relative ease and talk about doing shit people dream about in a really casual and matter-of-fact way then you realize after them telling you about their home life that they won the lottery in terms of a good family structure and childhood and it never ever dawns on them that they should shut the fuck up about it but you don't want to tell them to fuck off because you know you'll come off as a asshole and you know that they're legitimately just normal people but their existence and humble-bragging makes you want to ghost them... And you do.
Anonymous No.150249012 >>150249452
>>150248013
I thought it was the other way around.
Women are more likely to be fat but of individuals that become obese there's more men. Though I saw that figure years ago.
Anonymous No.150249452 >>150253106
>>150249012
I think my understanding is women are more likely to be "severely" obese, but men and women are roughly equal in obesity.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db508.pdf
Anonymous No.150249727 >>150249786
>>150245012
No, underestimate. Even if you're just slowly walking for a total of two or three hours a day that can add up to a few hundred calories burned per week. Likewise most people underestimate just how many calories they consume through beverages and snacking.
Anonymous No.150249786 >>150249853
>>150249727
I think what's hard for people to internalize is how much of a difference a hundred calories here and there makes over time. It's real easy to grab a handful of snacks and think it's not much, or slack off on going for walks. But that's often the difference between a person maintaining a healthy weight and a person slowly packing on pounds.
Anonymous No.150249853
>>150249786
Yeah, I was out of work for 5 months this year and put on 10 pounds because I went from being on my feet, moving for 10 hours a day, to puttering around the house and doing yard work. Sad thing is I actually was eating better jobless than I was when I was working.
Anonymous No.150249958
>>150236510
I unironically like this show. It does what south park or family guy wishes it could do but does not have the stretchy grandpa testicles to actually pull it off. It is the underpants gnome segment from the south park game but turned up to 11 and instead of 1 scene it is every episode.
Anonymous No.150250326
>>150243156
perfect analysis
i know people like this irl, with the guy forced to participate in the "silly" videos she makes (she copies off the internet)
they're the most unhappy couple i've ever met, she has quit all aspirations and mass consumes tv shows, he seems to have developed some sort of retardation and i mean that literally, he takes ages to answer in conversations now.
they don't have sex, they recently adopted a second cat named after a famous videogame neither of them have played (zelda), they don't plan to have children but they're getting married.
hell on earth.
Anonymous No.150250403 >>150253060
>>150242035
>No you don't understand, I have to do what my doctor-
>Who cares, stop living for other people.
Anonymous No.150250701 >>150251417 >>150254005
>>150243749
Some people just naturally are.
Anonymous No.150251382
>>150235602 (OP)
I still don't know what "missed out on being a whore" is supposed to mean
Anonymous No.150251397
>>150239078
How I'm not realised this before? This is brilliant!
Anonymous No.150251417 >>150251740 >>150251746
>>150250701
Reminds me how Hitler solely painted lovely scenery.
Anonymous No.150251705 >>150251741
Netflix show created by a Gen X/Millennial, with the Bojack Horseman/Steven Universe art style in 30fps animation.

A black character named "Jake" or "Dave" who wears a beanie and whose "blackness" is "incidental".

Usage of "retro" neon lighting and synth music.

A parody villain named "Ronald Grump". Protagonists who say "fucking fucker fuck".

The creator guest starred on Chapo Trap House and tweets in lowercase ("moreover, ICE must be destroyed").
Anonymous No.150251717
How do I get quirk chungus gf?
Anonymous No.150251725
>>150236483
I hope Loki IRL flops, Pan.
Anonymous No.150251740
>>150251417
The painter? Ive heard of him. His painting are alright. His backgrounds can be kinda bloby and his color choices are often not throught through well. Feels like someone who learned watching Bob Ross videos. Not bad necessarily just lacks uniqueness. Like if you need a picture of a castle for cheap this guy can hook you up. Some of his stuff is definitely better though. His Opera house painting is lovely.
Anonymous No.150251741 >>150253149
>>150235602 (OP)
>>150251705
i find it fascinating people here make fun of weebs and otakus as if western society hasn't becoming even more fucking embarrassing on its own terms
then again, somethingawful and tumblr always overlapped so...
Anonymous No.150251746 >>150251754 >>150252011
>>150251417
His paintings are always in that uncanny inbetween of "miles more skilled than a layman" and "very clearly not mastered or prefected fundamentals"
Anonymous No.150251754
>>150251746
>perfected*
Anonymous No.150251808 >>150254213
>>150235602 (OP)
Literally Lucahjin and ProtonJon before he trooned out
Anonymous No.150251816
Anonymous No.150252011 >>150252354
>>150251746
It's called talented but rejected from art school jackass.
Anonymous No.150252018
>>150242917
Doing something not for yourself but for others. Not because you want to, but because it's expected and behavior to the contrary will get punished. Picture a closeted anon having to pretend to like girls otherwise their parents will disown them for being a fag.
Anonymous No.150252091
>>150235881
I just reject it. I'm a cool dude, sometimes I fail at things, we're here to have a blast. Of course I'm a chad-lite at least in personality so for the literal autists on here I do get life being a lot.
Anonymous No.150252179
>>150245789
As long as she doesn't put down "sarcastic" in a dating profile description.
Anonymous No.150252216
>>150236510
This seriously doesnt hold back ? Cause that artstyle just screams "safe humor" like a lot of other adult animated shows.
Anonymous No.150252290
>>150236510
Now if only it were funny.
Anonymous No.150252354 >>150252403
>>150252011
Probably rejected for having absolutely rancid vibes
Anonymous No.150252357
>>150235602 (OP)
swap the star wars faggotry with 40k and it's pretty much me, my wife and our cat, except we do want a kid later.

>missed out on being a whore
Not a bad thing at all
Anonymous No.150252403
>>150252354
You've never been to an art school, it's nothing but rancid people, even back then, he was rejected because he was viewed as too mid level and too architectural.
Anonymous No.150253060
>>150250403
....aren't you just proving my point? why do YOU care about what another person is saying? why are you suddenly going to stop following what your doctor says just because another person tells you not to?

if your doctor says you should do something to benefit your own health, and someone else tells you that you should stop living for other people, you should be able to recognize that listening to your doctor is for your own benefit and not just "living for other people", so you should still follow it because you're doing it for your own benefit. "stop living for other people" means live for YOURSELF, not stop living at all or stop listening to what other people say
Anonymous No.150253106 >>150253124
>>150249452
Damn, women need to stop eating so much shit
Anonymous No.150253124
>>150253106
Yeah when I looked it up I was expecting it to be higher but wasn't expecting young women to be 2x as severely obese. Way bigger difference than I thought.
Anonymous No.150253149
>>150251741
I don't understand what makes you talk like retards existing negates other brands of retardry. We can, and do, make fun of all of them, and we have fun doing it all don't we?
Anonymous No.150253546 >>150253605
>>150235602 (OP)
tfw no silly weird white woman girlfriend who probably fucks like a tiger behind closed doors
Anonymous No.150253605
>>150253546
>fucks like a tiger
based
Anonymous No.150253731
>>150236510
Now imagine if it wasn't shit
Anonymous No.150253782
>>150235881
Speak for yourself
Anonymous No.150253878
>>150242820
The Manchildren and his Girlfriend has a
annual income of $200,000 USD typically found in high-paying fields like medicine, finance. Enough money for support that lifestyle
Anonymous No.150253985 >>150254019
My wife and I are basically "Wolf Girl" and "Internet Edgelord" who try to larp as adults in our mid 30s. I can really relate to this comic sadly. We've rubbed off on each other too creating two incredibly odd human beings.
Anonymous No.150254005
>>150250701
There is something ironic about using that image for Miyazaki considering that in reality that ivy would be destroying that house and it just seems so fitting.
Anonymous No.150254019 >>150254427
>>150253985
If you're happy, bro....is she like atleast the cool autistic where she knows a lot of interesting things?
Anonymous No.150254073 >>150254657 >>150255369
This comic must have been made by the chungus' spiteful sibling who hates her and her husband. Are any of your siblings like this?
Anonymous No.150254213
>>150251808
I never liked Lucahjin because I always got the impression she was cheating with guides whenever she played. She never seemed to make mistakes, always picked the right answers without elaborating -- even on genuinely retarded questions (like that gravy-in-the-swimsuit one).
It’s kinda a shame her recent videos struggle to break 10k views. She should’ve played all the Ace Attorney games much sooner.
Anonymous No.150254427 >>150254639
>>150254019
No we're the kind of autistic that watches about 8 hours worth of Naruto every day...the bad kind.
Anonymous No.150254551 >>150257899
Anonymous No.150254606
>>150235602 (OP)
Right is literally me
Anonymous No.150254639 >>150254670
>>150254427
D...do you retain the Naruto?
Anonymous No.150254657
>>150254073
Were you in the comment section too? I find it funny that they think it's a femcel instead of an incel that just hates other women and wants to cut down all relationships.
Anonymous No.150254670
>>150254639
Yes we are Naruto scholars
Anonymous No.150254705
>>150245789
As long as she isn't super leftist and not queer
Anonymous No.150254769 >>150257187
>>150245789
i don't think any woman is capable of putting up with my selfishness and laziness. i'm not attractive, rich, or hung. better for everyone if i just never date. i really do believe some personality types are better off alone male and female. i'm not going to be pressured into a relationship ever because it's what society expects. my brain wasn't wired to be comfortable being close to people or being vulnerable.
Anonymous No.150255059
>>150244732
This fucker has been raiding my closet.
Anonymous No.150255162 >>150255246
>>150235602 (OP)
/v/ is regurgitating a /co/ thread again

>>>/v/720047275
>>>/v/720047275
>>>/v/720047275
Anonymous No.150255194
>>150243300
People that don't know how to turn the trolling off are the actual fucking worst in real life.
Anonymous No.150255201
>>150248265
It's not even necessary to come from a good home or social situation. I have severe brain problems. I came from a terrible home and endured terrible shit, but once I got away from that everything was so much better and continues to be better. And, yeah, I've done a tone of cool shit that most people never get to do. I've learned to put a lid on the humble brag though.
Anonymous No.150255246 >>150255287
>>150255162
this image has been posted a bunch on tons of boards by his point.
Anonymous No.150255287 >>150255348
>>150255246
/v/ has been occasionally reusing /co/ threads for quite a while now. The fact that /v/'s thread is a cropped version of OP's image is no coincidence. As popular the image is.
Anonymous No.150255303 >>150255399 >>150255828
>>150235881
>Don't you love living in a world where literally everything you do is performative
No, it gets worse every fucking year, and people are seemingly more and more okay with it every single day.
There's nothing I hate more, and I'm consistently told "man he's just playing a bit" "oh he's jut doing it for his career" "well it's okay since it all works out" "who cares, man?"
Me, I fucking care.
Everyone is like a fucking meme nowadays. No one has individual thought anymore, just a rough archetype presenting 1 image and 1 idea.
Why is it so fucking hard for people to just be them? Even if it's shit I don't like or agree with, I can at least respect if someone is unapologetically themselves, but 90% of people are so used to playing some weird ass fucking character they don't even know who they themselves are.
Anonymous No.150255348
>>150255287
yeah /v/ has been "sfw" /b/ for like close to 15 years at this point. nothing new.
Anonymous No.150255369
>>150254073
I am 100% certain that the artist is a poster on r/redscarepod or one of the farms. Either Null or the one with the femcels.
Anonymous No.150255399
>>150255303
90% of people who post online all the time are like that, but there are actual real people even if they are also online. They just don't post that much. It takes a certain level of self absorption yet self-loathing (I kind of hate the term "Narcissist") to do so.
Anonymous No.150255484 >>150255576 >>150257355
>>150242820
I don't think we need to make up any psychoanalysis for them, the shit we know already says enough.
Do you genuinely believe the type of person who downloads a personality of whatever is quirky and popular on the internet, married to a husk of a man who's greatest aspirations in life is just dedicated to the consumption of goods, is somehow actually happy?
You don't think you can reasonably read into this behavior ANY further than surface level?
Anonymous No.150255576
>>150255484
>married to a husk of a man who's greatest aspirations in life is just dedicated to the consumption of goods
whatever happened to couples lifting each other up and inspiring each other? why do younger generations see dating as a job interview where unless you're the complete package already with tons of experience and skills you don't get the job? this shit is why so many men are just dropping out of the dating scene. mr tall hot dude didn't need to have a bunch of hobbies and goals and skills to get his dick wet. he's the funniest guy in the room and everything he says is gold because he lucked out genetically. why do we pretend people aren't just shallow as fuck and trying to become something you're not and forcing yourself to do a million things to seem more interesting just so you can get used goods is not worth the fucking effort. fucking dystopian hellscape.
Anonymous No.150255794
>>150237718
>cuck their husbands behind their backs.
If it's done in secret then it's cheating, not cucking
Anonymous No.150255828 >>150255850
>>150255303
Because if you just "be yourself" you'll be labeled cringe or worse be fodder for some faggot's content
Anonymous No.150255850 >>150255895 >>150255910
>>150255828
>you'll be labeled cringe
everyone is fucking cringe, it comes free with your consciousness. I don't give a fuck about being cringe and frankly, I don't even care about other people being cringe, as long as they're being themselves. I think furries are legitimately less cringe than 90% of people on twitter. Are they fucking weirdos? Sure. But at least they're themselves.
Anonymous No.150255895
>>150255850
a lot of furries are not being their authentic selves and are just desperate for a community and acceptance in a world that is becoming increasingly more hostile and closed off unless you're somebody special. being average and boring might as well be a cardinal sin for millennials and gen z.
Anonymous No.150255910
>>150255850
You're absolutely right but that still leads to my point of being some faggot's "content". Not a lot of people can handle dealing with the unwarranted attention, it's easier to pretend so some faggot at work doesn't decide to fuck with you or some other faggot with a cellphone camera turns you into a meme and ruins your life for likes
Anonymous No.150257187 >>150257293 >>150257866
>>150254769
This. "tfw no gf" isn't something I relate to and I don't really feel worse off for it. I look at the existence of simps and incels who let their desire for women completely consume their lives and cause themselves misery and I just fundamentally don't get it. It makes me wonder how many guys are in unhappy relationships solely because society conditioned them to not want to be a "loser" even though they'd just be far better off mentally and spiritually as bachelors.
Anonymous No.150257198
>>150235602 (OP)
So wholesome
Anonymous No.150257293 >>150260964
>>150257187
>It makes me wonder how many guys are in unhappy relationships solely because society conditioned them
marriage has been trending downwards for decades because men are realizing there's not many benefits to it. women still largely want to get married, men need to be forced or convinced.
Anonymous No.150257355 >>150257540
>>150255484
>downloads a personality of whatever is quirky and popular on the internet
>who's greatest aspirations in life is just dedicated to the consumption of goods
See, in real life and not strawman comics, those are things you need to know a person more than on a surface level to know. Even the strawman comic doesn't tell you that. It just says the girl repats some corny "quirky" internet humor, has become like her mother, and "missed out" on being a whore. Doesn't even mean her entire personality is that (though as a strawman comic, implies it).

Ironically, getting upset about "these types of people" shows you've probably downloaded too much of your own personality and opinions from the internet.
>You don't think you can reasonably read into this behavior ANY further than surface level?
I never said you can't get ANYTHING out of it. But you're not going to have the full picture and often your idea of them doesn't end up matching reality. At least not fully. You can make some guesses about people based on stereotypes and have some sort of elevated odds of guessing correctly if your stereotypes are actually statistically accurate. But you'll never know the full person for sure, not without knowing them.

Right now my assumption about you is that you're a judgmental prick who assumes the worst out of random people because you're a failure in your own life and this is one of the few pleasures you have. You've "downloaded" some radical ideas from the internet. Probably out of shape too, skinnyfat at best. You take pride in not being a "normie" and say "based" offline. How did I do, average 4chan poster? Maybe I got some things right, but you're deeper than that I'd hope.
Anonymous No.150257540
>>150257355
*"normies" and "redditors" (the people in the comic are redditors after all, and you're 4chan)
Anonymous No.150257715
>missed out on being a whore
Coal
Anonymous No.150257786
>>150239078
That is very funny. Of all the things to model your drawing making fun of millenials off of.
Anonymous No.150257817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oseqh7SMIvo
Anonymous No.150257866 >>150257950 >>150258122
>>150257187
The real fact is that a lot of guys aren't willing to put themselves out there to actually search for someone who would make them happy in a relationship and immediately latch onto "good enough, I guess." And the worst part is that most of them aren't actively unhappy in the relationship, they lack happiness in the relationship. Being actively unhappy motivates people to do something to change the situation, simply lacking happiness is a tolerable cruelty that can be endured for years.
Anonymous No.150257899
>>150254551
Missed out on being a whore is so spot on lol
Anonymous No.150257950
>>150257866
>Being actively unhappy motivates people to do something to change the situation
oh boy are you wrong. people just get used to the misery and become numb. unless you're homeless, things could always be worse.
Anonymous No.150258122
>>150257866
>Being actively unhappy motivates people to do something to change the situation
It really doesn't. Look at how many people on /co/ spend hours bitching about political things they can't control or cartoons they don't watch. They make themselves miserable harping on these things, but do they get any better for it? Not one bit. And when things do improve, they'll find a way to complain, another way to make themselves suffer. They have a choice, and they choose to be bitter, impotent dust in the wind.
Anonymous No.150258433 >>150258574
What's the female equivalent of a soiboy
Anonymous No.150258574 >>150261149
>>150258433
women are mostly a hivemind and don't differ as much as men. even though certain women like to pretend they're not like the other girls performatively they're typically all the same in private. a lot of women just take after the personality and opinions of their bf/husband actually when in relationships.
Anonymous No.150259441 >>150259594
>>150246320
If you don't have a mission in life, a gf needs is what's pushing you to better yourself.
Anonymous No.150259594
>>150259441
>a gf needs is what's pushing you to better yourself.
the issue is that's not how it works now. western women are largely independent and self sufficient and have been for literal decades, close to half a century. this creates a situation and dating market where women are looking for a man who's more successful than them in some fashion or one who has high status in some way whether it be looks, sexual prowess, charisma. just being an average joe or a guy looking to better himself is not enough now and hasn't been for a long time. you need to be the whole package and sell yourself to her if you don't have the goods so to speak.

basically chad fucks, betabuxx.
Anonymous No.150260964 >>150261051
>>150257293
I feel it's actually backwards. Most men would happy to stay with one women but the risks from a failed marriage more heavily impact men than it does women at least legally. So many men are opting out of playing that game. Women on average start divorce proceedings more than men
Anonymous No.150260990
>>150245789
sure why not
Anonymous No.150261051
>>150260964
>Women on average start divorce proceedings more than men
cause the world tells them to never settle and that they're perfect and flawless and deserve the best man possible. while men aren't entitled to anything and can eat shit and die alone if they can't measure up to what a woman deserves since all women are queens.
Anonymous No.150261149
>>150258574
this. it's worth noting that the rare women who actually achieved things in history were mostly male-brained too
Anonymous No.150262980 >>150265872
Anonymous No.150264938
>>150236483
It can't be that true though.
Anonymous No.150264988
>>150235881
>performative
flavor of the month meme buzzword
Mishal !!xHRIsb2fOFc No.150265569
>>150235881
WTF kind of gay world do you live in? Nobody lives like that lmao.
Anonymous No.150265872
>>150262980
>pog wars shirt
more like pawg wars