Thread 150244440

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Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:28:31 AM No.150244440 >>150244490 >>150244675 >>150244988 >>150245262 >>150246625 >>150248050

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Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:30:33 AM No.150244490

>>150244440 (OP)
dude would get so much MILF pussy

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:31:40 AM No.150244517

The problems of immortality

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:33:02 AM No.150244551 >>150247685 >>150249921

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Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:38:48 AM No.150244675 >>150244760

>>150244440 (OP)
Legolas is a prince, the elves weren't doing too bad at the worst of it all.
Gimli's the one who has his work cut out for him.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:42:39 AM No.150244760 >>150244974

>>150244675
Gimli would be dead, the world is consumed by men (us), and the remaining elves would have to grovel in modern society.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:52:31 AM No.150244974

>>150244760
I'm glad for the correction, but sad for the conclusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZFWn-dE_4

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:53:04 AM No.150244988 >>150246456 >>150248088 >>150248123

>>150244440 (OP)
Cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs are probably the best thing that ever happened to elves, since they're immortal and all. No reason not to chain smoke constantly.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 5:06:24 AM No.150245262

>>150244440 (OP)
>Frieren (2023)

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:04:10 AM No.150246456 >>150246544

>>150244988
Even if they're practically immortal, wouldn't they still have to worry about their health?

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:07:29 AM No.150246544

>>150246456
they have +1 to regen

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:10:32 AM No.150246625 >>150246679 >>150247091

>>150244440 (OP)
This kind of comic is so dumb. Even ignoring the fact that Santa elves aren't even elves, their Nessie who are gnomes, it's also just dumb to imply a 1000 year old elf won't be rich just off of owning property and shit.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:12:31 AM No.150246679

>>150246625
it’s almost like sitting around doing nothing is incredibly boring, no matter how much money you have

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:28:34 AM No.150247091

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>>150246625
>Nessie

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:53:27 AM No.150247685

>>150244551
actually clever

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 7:07:37 AM No.150248050

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>>150244440 (OP)
LOL

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 7:09:05 AM No.150248088

>>150244988
Immortal doesn't mean you can't feel pain they'd still lose a lung eventually

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 7:10:18 AM No.150248123

>>150244988
Nigger this is how we get a Chaos God

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:49:31 AM No.150249921

>>150244551
>a bloobloobloo I have to wake up at 7:30
fuck you