Thread 150251437

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Anonymous 9/7/2025, 11:42:34 AM No.150251437 >>150251503 >>150251669 >>150252335 >>150253036 >>150253628 >>150254963 >>150257078 >>150257975 >>150259092 >>150262904 >>150263809 >>150264279 >>150264401 >>150265664 >>150266906 >>150269606 >>150274101 >>150276483

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what would you do if you ended up in this situation

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 11:47:31 AM No.150251475 >>150252490 >>150256095 >>150258940

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take out my phone and doomscroll the entire time

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 11:50:50 AM No.150251503 >>150251573

>>150251437 (OP)
Enjoy Rango, it's a good film to be stuck with for 10 years

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 12:00:02 PM No.150251573 >>150251614 >>150252205

>>150251503
thing is you'd probably get sick of watching any movie for that long

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 12:05:50 PM No.150251614

>>150251573
Eh for the first year maybe but suppose you'd loop back round to appreciate it. Plus at least the film has quiet moments and isn't non stop noise, movement and so on. Also suppose depends on the rules of being stuck like is it just trapped in the room or can I go to the food stand/other areas and is every screening dedicated to Rango.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 12:14:41 PM No.150251669

>>150251437 (OP)
Sounds like a better use of the past ten years, than just existing normally.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 1:58:23 PM No.150252111

I would jerk off at 3 am

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:15:25 PM No.150252205 >>150252227 >>150255982

>>150251573
Maybe I could get tired of the plot but I would never get tired of jacking off to Beans

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:18:21 PM No.150252227

>>150252205
Perfectly understandable given the circumstances

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:35:27 PM No.150252335 >>150253075

>>150251437 (OP)
What's he been eating? Did he just live off of corndogs and soda all this time?

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:57:44 PM No.150252490

>>150251475
you'd have a phone from 2011 or earlier

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:04:02 PM No.150253036

>>150251437 (OP)
i like to imagine this place is part of the backrooms

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:07:14 PM No.150253075

>>150252335
Why not? I already do that and I'm not even stuck in a movie theatre.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:49:41 PM No.150253628

>>150251437 (OP)
die

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:17:36 PM No.150254963

>>150251437 (OP)
>theatre

Anonyrnous 9/7/2025, 7:26:02 PM No.150255982 >>150269015

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>>150252205
I knew I wouldn't regret entering a Rango thread.

I never do

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 7:34:17 PM No.150256095

>>150251475
You have a 2011 phone, only access to that days info and also spotty reception. Also Rango is loud as fuck and blown out speakers.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:42:49 PM No.150257078 >>150257907

>>150251437 (OP)
Fap to Beans every time she's on screen.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:47:20 PM No.150257907 >>150259004 >>150260201

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>>150257078
EVERY time... ?

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:51:11 PM No.150257975

>>150251437 (OP)
Oh no, steady employment!!!

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:45:09 PM No.150258940

>>150251475
>run out of charge
>no electrical sockets nearby
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiet

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:48:48 PM No.150259004 >>150260201

>>150257907
Rango is... PROBLEMATIC?

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:54:22 PM No.150259092 >>150259132 >>150259152

>>150251437 (OP)
How would a person NOT find a way out?

People have escaped from max security prisons. Your telling me a theater with ENTRY and EXIT, and FIRE doors, and the projection room in back, and air vents.
Has no way out?

How long till you fill the room with piss?

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:56:05 PM No.150259132 >>150259152

>>150259092
each door leads to another screening of rango

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:57:12 PM No.150259152

>>150259092
>>150259132
Like that one anon said, the backrooms.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 11:49:58 PM No.150260201 >>150260663 >>150261586

>>150257907
>>150259004
It takes two to Rango

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 12:12:08 AM No.150260663 >>150261586

>>150260201
I bet that was on a promotinal poster in 2011

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 12:56:00 AM No.150261586

>>150260201
>>150260663
Lmao

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 1:39:32 AM No.150262904

>>150251437 (OP)
The new Doctor Who season had an episode about this

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 2:11:26 AM No.150263809

>>150251437 (OP)
>what would you do
idk probably piss in a corner if i'm really trapped in there

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 2:28:12 AM No.150264218 >>150270874 >>150272022

No man can walk out on his own story

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 2:30:36 AM No.150264279

>>150251437 (OP)

Enjoy Kino my guy.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 2:35:44 AM No.150264401

>>150251437 (OP)
There's too many things wrong with this scenario for me to avoid asking questions.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:36:59 AM No.150265664 >>150265850

>>150251437 (OP)
Do I get meals? Or am I just hooked up to life support

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:49:16 AM No.150265850 >>150270376

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>>150265664
This is a fair question.
You'd have to assume either every seat is filled with a crap ton of food, and you can go to next door theater (also playing rango) to get more.

Or someone somehow delivers the food.
But it seems the people making this scenario are going fictional.

At which point I say we pull a black hole out of pocket to get out.

2 people can play the the crazy game.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 4:45:59 AM No.150266906 >>150267796 >>150276775

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>>150251437 (OP)
I'd pog hard once this badass shows up

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:38:22 AM No.150267796 >>150269531

>>150266906
Will he ever be topped?

COULD he ever be topped?

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 7:03:36 AM No.150269015

>>150255982
ok

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 7:46:33 AM No.150269531

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>>150267796
Why are you so insistent on painting Jake as a powerbottom? He's a snake. Those are always dominant.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 7:52:03 AM No.150269606

>>150251437 (OP)
my theatre literally has a fire exit door in every viewing "auditorium?"
walking through it for it to lead me to another viewing thats -1 second behind is fucking nightmarish
the only way for things to change is just watch the movie but no matter how many times youve seen it, it just plays again.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 9:17:54 AM No.150270376

>>150265850
Roadrunner might be the most powerful Looney Tune, outranking even Bugs Bunny himself.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 10:37:46 AM No.150270874

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