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Anonymous No.150251736 >>150252115 >>150252396 >>150253813 >>150254513 >>150255224 >>150256295 >>150257376 >>150259462
What are the benefits of joining Cobra?
Anonymous No.150251739
You will be on the right side of history.
Anonymous No.150251984
Well it ain't job security...
Anonymous No.150252083
Secret stache of nude photos of The Baroness.
Anonymous No.150252115
>>150251736 (OP)
They have an outstanding dental plan.
Anonymous No.150252396 >>150253948
>>150251736 (OP)
Reasons... we don't talk about them.
Anonymous No.150253813
>>150251736 (OP)
Free eats at the Destro Dining Room.
Anonymous No.150253948
>>150252396
I think you only get invited to threesomes with her and Metalhead dude if you're female.
Anonymous No.150254513
>>150251736 (OP)
You get to listen to Cobra Commander 24/7 and shoot at village people
Anonymous No.150255224
>>150251736 (OP)
Good medical service that includes any possible scenario either on or off duty and on and off the battlefield.
With dental service included.
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Anonymous No.150256295
>>150251736 (OP)
Employee comradery?
Anonymous No.150257333
Cobra Coin!
Anonymous No.150257376
>>150251736 (OP)
In addition to the health benefits I remember reading one comic talk about compensation for families of their loved one working for Cobra died.
Anonymous No.150257684
>>150255265
Wow, Cobra is even including a free doctored diploma!
Anonymous No.150257736 >>150259316
4chan would join cobra it’s just a bunch of Incels mad at the world not in a political sense but they just hate how most of the worlds governments function
Anonymous No.150259316
>>150257736
every thread...
Anonymous No.150259462
>>150251736 (OP)
working for a REAL AMERICAN